Search Results for: this toilet tuesday
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O septic savior, O bowl of bowels, may we be #1 in your heart and #2 in your mouth. This ...
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O lowest Bowl, Master of the Order of Ordure, protect us as we plunge to depths unknown! This week we’ve ...
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O Plungéd One, swaddle us in swirlies. May thine lid remain untainted, though faulty flesh presses upon thee. This week ...
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O shining seat of ease, sanctifier of stools, bless our bottoms with your benevolence. This week we’ve got dragon tech, ...
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O Bemis above, crapper in the clouds, bless us this day with b-hole benevolence. This week we’ve got geriatic goth, ...
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O great ceramic seat below, thou who hungers for plungers, assuage our sins that we might proceed without blockage. This ...
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O porcelain perch, cup mine can with thy curvéd countenance. Absolve our blockages, that we might live free of discomfort. ...
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Today, we prostrate ourselves before thy polished plumbing, for thy gifts are many. This week we’ve got enflutened prog death, ...
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O Beelzebowlb, fecal fiend of the fiery rings, show us the ways of sin and porcelain. This week we’ve got ...
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O deliverer ov dookies, O great bowl in the depths ov Dis, may thy ceramic shine blind mine eyes to ...
