YOU Pick the Best Album of 2015

At the end of every year in the metal blog-o-sphere, we are inundated with list after list of top albums. It can be hard to be heard in the midst of all that bravado, so we’re giving a voice to the voiceless. That would be you, the little people that make this community go ’round. Now’s your chance to crown the Toilet ov Hell Official Album ov the Year.

The Rules!

  1. Don’t be a dingus.
  2. List your favorite album(s) in the comments.
  3. Make sure all comments are shown.
  4. Mash that mudderfalcon ctr+f to make sure you don’t double-post an album and split the vote.
  5. Upvote picks you want to see rise to the top.
  6. Don’t be a dingus.
  7. Voting ends Saturday.
  8. GL HF!

 

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Published on: December 7, 2015

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  • Jom Pootersan

    I’ll state the obvious; Mgla- Exercises in Futility

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Misþyrming- Söngvar elds og óreiðu

    • ┼yree

      Yup.

    • You best have copy-paste that title!

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        I’ll copy your butt.

        • That is the most sincere thing you have ever said to me.

          <3

          GL

    • Boss the Ross

      I guess i should check this out.

    • 365ChaosRiddenDays

      One of the best Black Metal albums of this year, no doubts, they are already writing music for their second. This song, reminds me the old Darkthrone in some way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHAz6pZtomw

    • Celtic Frosty

      I’m on this train.

      • Celtic Frosty

        Or at least until Friday when Yellow Eyes comes out.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Hæthen-Shaped by Aeolian Winds

    • Stanley

      Close but just outside of the top 10 for me.

      • ┼yree

        Same.

  • Guacamole Jim

    Jute Gyte – Ship of Theseus

  • EsusMoose

    The Armed-Untitled

  • Boss the Ross

    Clutch – Psychic Warfare

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      upvoted

      • Boss the Ross

        Upvote upvoted

  • Guacamole Jim

    Keep of Kalessin – Epistemology

  • Leviathan – Scar Sighted

    • RJA

      My number 1. I’ve actually considered buying the 60 dollar vinyl of this with all kinds of prints and shit. Just can’t pull the trigger, I mean $60?!

      • Yeah that’s steep, especially if you’ve already got it on disc (or don’t own a record player). It’s my #2.

  • Armageddon – Captivity & Devourment

  • Europe – War of Kings

  • Jom Pootersan

    Thy Catafalque- Sgurr

  • Guacamole Jim

    Monolord – Vænir

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Thanks, upvoted.

      • Guacamole Jim

        I knew I’d see you here 🙂

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          Saved me the trouble.

  • EsusMoose

    Leprous – the Congregation

  • Boss the Ross

    Satyrasis – …Of the Dead

  • Jom Pootersan

    Horrendous- Anareta

    • RJA

      I haven’t stopped listening to Acolytes (track 5) for a couple weeks now.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Easily the best track on the album

  • Guacamole Jim

    Sunset in the 12th House – Mozaic

  • Boss the Ross

    Blind Guardian – Beyond the Red Mirror

    • Upvoted with the force of 1000 Hansi’s.

    • tigeraid

      I gotta pick Visigoth over this, but will updoot as well, because Hansi.

      • Boss the Ross

        Fair enough. Visigoth created an excellent album, I voted for that as well!

    • Spear

      This is one of only two instances that come readily to mind where the production totally killed an album for me (the other being the last Skeletonwitch album. Clipping on the cymbals? Really?). Still upvoting because the music itself is excellent, but god damn it’s hard to listen to that album.

      • Boss the Ross

        Understood. I’m glad you are able to listen past that though. Live, those songs were spot on, sounded amazing.

  • Jom Pootersan

    Slugdge- Dim and Slimeridden Kingdoms

  • Guacamole Jim

    Tempel – The Moon Lit Our Path

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Hard upvote

      • Guacamole Jim

        That album’s in my top ten for the year, and I knew it would be as soon as I heard it.

        • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

          Blaow blaow

  • Max

    Hate Eternal – Infernus

  • Guacamole Jim

    Those Darn Gnomes – The Years

  • EsusMoose

    Ghost – Meliora

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Happy now? ^_^

      • EsusMoose

        Yes

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Well that’s my number 1.

  • Boss the Ross

    Dopethrone – Hochelaga

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Aw yeah!

      • Boss the Ross

        Definitely in my top 5.

        Thanks KJM!

        • more beer

          Mine too.

  • Barren Earth – On Lonely Towers

  • Guacamole Jim

    IZAH – Sistere

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      MY MAN

  • Guacamole Jim

    High on Fire – Luminiferous

  • Boss the Ross

    The Sword – High Country

    Just throwing it out there

    • Ouch. That thing is shaaaaaarp.

      • Boss the Ross

        Sorry didn’t mean for you to loose an arm, or two…

        • Sokay, prosthetics are pretty cheap on Mars.

  • George Lynch High Five!

  • Guacamole Jim

    Deafheaven – New Bermuda Shorts

    • Boss the Ross

      Upvoted for shorts

  • Hot Dad – TV

  • Guacamole Jim

    Cult Leader – Lightless Walk

    • Salvador Dalí Lama

      Backtard.

      It was either this, Deluge, Seigmen, or SikTh.

  • Finsterforst – Mach Dich Frei

  • Guacamole Jim

    Coheed and Cambria – The Colour Before the Sun

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Ty jim

  • Abyssal – Antikatastaseis

  • Max

    Frank Herbert – Dune

    • Boss the Ross

      The number 1 pick every year

      • Max

        Let’s get behind this campaign. Feel the Dune.

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Carly Rae Jepsen – E-Mo-Tion

    • JWEG

      #1 AOTY every genre. #OnlySortOfKidding

    • *shakes head*

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Good to know you’re shaking your head in agreement! Overall, it’s my favorite CD of the year.

    • more beer

      Or this?

  • Enslaved – In Times

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Ufomammut – Ecate

  • EsusMoose

    Visigoth- Revenant King

  • EsusMoose

    Elder – Lore

    • Lacertilian

      Fuck off I’m the only one who liked this.
      There should be double figure upvotes already.

      • EsusMoose

        As I can’t upvote I can’t do much but yeah either people are missing it or are dingi

        • Lacertilian

          I think Dingii should be the preferred nomenclature for the plural of dingus.

          • EsusMoose

            sounds better so all those dingii need to listen to Elder

      • HolyHorchatas

        I thought this was a clear winner

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Acid King – Middle Of Nowhere, Center Of Everywhere

    • Boss the Ross

      Needs more votes

  • RJA

    Devouring Star – Through Lung and Heart

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Midnight Odyssey – Shards Of Silver Fade

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Witchhelm – Conjuring/Invocations

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Marsheaux – A Broken Frame

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    ‘Phase IV’ – Soundtrack

  • Nocternity – Harps of the Ancient Temples

  • HessianHunter

    Sarpanitum – Blessed Be My Brothers

    • Lord Ov Kapsko

      Deus Vult my negro.

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Knife Ritual – Old Earth
    (EDIT: Weren’t there people around recently who said they liked 2-person Doom projects? Well, here ya go)

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Beastmaker – You Must Sin EP

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    King 810 – Midwest Monsters

    • more beer

      Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t down vote this?

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Because it rules? That and I’m giving you puppy eyes.

        http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/geistimsturm/supernatural%20eyes%20gif.gif

        • more beer

          You can’t be a tough guy King 810 fan and be making puppy dog eyes. Plus I told you last night if I want to listen to tough guy music. I can listen to any number of DMS or FSU bands. Who make better music. Plus they would more than likely beat the shit out of the guys from King 810. King 810 are paper gangsters.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            DMS? Is that something like the DMV?

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Florida State University bands?

          • more beer

            Do you really know nothing about hardcore crews?

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Nope. I listen to very little hardcore punk.

          • more beer

            Then I will explain it to you. They are hardcore gangs. DMS is out of New York and have bands such as Madball, Skarhead, and a bunch of other`s. FSU started in Boston and have bands like Blood for Blood, Death Before Dishonor and also have a bunch of other bands. They are actual gangs unlike King 810. Who just glamorize that life. These guys actually live that lifestyle.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Oh, gotcha. Only one I’ve heard is Madball, who are pretty good.

            King 810 though has never professed to being in a gang or being gangsters. Their whole thing is simply singing about life in Flint, though, yeah, there is that tough guy thing at times (which they’ve dropped a lot of on the new one). Wouldn’t exactly call them paper though after felony charges for beating a guy nearly to death with ball bats not long ago. I wouldn’t call anyone who lives in Flint paper, tbh, since being in that shithole takes at least some degree of toughness. Much like Detroit.

          • more beer

            They go on stage with guns. They think they are tough. The thing with Flint is the crime rate is per-capita. Do you really think it is a tough neighborhood than the Lower East side and Alphabet City in New York is? They jumped a guy with bats. That was tough of them. They couldn’t just beat him up without bats. There are places in the Bronx and Brooklyn that make Flint look like a fucking nursery school. There is a big difference between those guys acting like they are from the streets and actually being out there doing dirt everyday.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            I have no clue about the Lower East Side, but my roomy’s talked quite a bit about Alphabet City (lol, though, I keep thinking of Alphabet Soup when I hear the name). And yeah, it sounds like a rough as hell place.

          • more beer

            I’m just saying yea it’s not a good city to live in. But there are much worse places.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            At least it’s not Detroit! Or 90% of Southside Chicago. From what I’ve read, Baltimore’s hitting the 400 mark on murders, and it’s a relatively small place. They’re hitting Chicago’s average with about 1/6 the population. Baltimore’s always been a rancid shithole with nothing to offer, but it’s gotten A LOT worse this year.

          • more beer

            That’s because the cops can’t do their jobs there. Since the Freddy Grey thing. The BLM movement has them between a rock and a hard place. They rioted and let it be known they didn’t want their service. So now they are free to kill each other with impunity. They are getting exactly what they wanted. For the cops to leave them alone. BLM only matters when it is a criminal getting killed by a white cop. Not when they are killing each other. Apparently that is okay. There is no politically correct way to tell the truth. The Albuquerque Police Department kills more people than all the places that have had riots combined. Do you see these BLM people protesting and rioting there? No. Do you know why? Because they are mostly killing Hispanics there. The people of Baltimore brought the problem on themselves.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Yeah, it’s almost impossible not to correlate the connection between the riots/protests and the massive spike in the murder rate.

          • more beer

            No they are absolutely connected. All of the killing will continue until the community starts protesting and rioting to make it stop. The percentage of people killed by the cops in this community is nothing. Compared to numbers of them killing each other. You tell me which is a bigger problem?

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            I was agreeing with you, actually.

          • more beer

            I know, I was just adding to what I originally said.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Not good enough

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Sigh – Graveward

  • HessianHunter

    Napalm Death – Apex Predator – Easy Meat

  • Iskra – Ruins

    • JWEG

      Can’t post all of my top 5 – you beat me to one of them. *high five*

      • Lacertilian

        Link has had the most lizard hybrids so far..

      • *HIGH FIVE*

        • Lacertilian

          *high-fives back*

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    John Carpenter – Lost Themes

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Krisiun – Forged In Fury

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Czarface – Every Hero Needs A Villain

    • Boss the Ross

      Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!

  • JWEG

    Nylithia – Hyperthrash

    • Lacertilian

      @zackmuenz:disqus

  • Guardians of Time – Rage and Fire

  • Judicator – At the Expense of Humanity

    • tigeraid

      Shit, I didn’t ctrl+f far enough. Will remove my post. AOTY for sure.

  • A Sound of Thunder – Tales from the Deadside

    • #NowListening #ASOTVenezuelanFanClub #Ploplo #YOLO #Upvoted

    • tigeraid

      Yup.

    • Austin Hornbeck

      Legion of Thunder unite

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Minsk – The Crash and the Draw

    • JWEG

      Whoa. That was 2015. Time flies.

      • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

        Soon it’ll be sodding January all over again.

  • Sacral Rage – Illusions in Infinite Void

  • EsusMoose

    So Hideous – Laurestine

  • Ghost Bath – Moonlover

  • Trial – Vessel

  • JWEG

    Alda – Passage

    • Pagliacci is Kvlt

      My work here is done.

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Gud

  • Lord Fist – Green Eyleen

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    And that’s everything on my personal list.

  • Satan – Atom by Atom

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      You and I verse the world bae

  • Tribulation – The Children of the Night

  • Powerwolf – Blessed and Possessed

  • JWEG

    Disenchanter – Strange Creations

  • Crypt Sermon – Out of the Garden

  • Blaze of Perdition – Near Death Revelations

  • JWEG

    Khemmis – Absolution

    • tigeraid

      yessssss

  • Enisum – Arpitanian Lands

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Atomicide – Chaos Abomination

  • Patrick Watson – Love Songs for Robots

  • Terminus – The Reaper’s Spiral

  • EsusMoose

    Native Construct – Quiet World

  • Andrew Bird – Echolocations: Canyon

    • RJA

      That’s on my non-metal list! nice pick.

  • Defaced – Forging the Sanctuary

  • Amorphis – Under the Red Cloud

  • Lacertilian

    King Parrot – Dead Set

  • Lacertilian

    Psycroptic – Psycroptic

  • Intestinal Disgorge – Lurking In The Void Between Dreams

  • Desolate Shrine – The Heart of the Netherworld

    • Scrimm

      YES

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Scorpions- Return To Forever

    • NO SELF-UPVOTE, SEÑOR CONSERJE.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Fine.

      • EsusMoose

        Dam I did that for a few of mine. I’ll change them once I get on a pc

      • Boss the Ross

        So if we can’t vote for our own post, does the initial post count as a vote?

        • EsusMoose

          Its existence implies someone likes it

        • I think that if you’re nominating a record it is because you like it. That’s why I’m not naming reggaeton albums 😛

  • Lacertilian

    Waft – Chronolift

  • Lacertilian

    Sanzu – Heavy Over The Home

  • Grave – Out of Respect for the Dead

    • Scrimm

      This wont make it but it deserves to be close to the top.

  • The Seduction – You Catch Fire

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      The Charlie Sheen – You Catch AIDS

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Trivium – Silence In The Snow

  • Ensiferum – One Man Army

  • Dubs

    Krallice – Ygg Huur

  • Boss the Ross

    Lady Beast – Lady Beast II

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Kjeld – Skym

  • EsusMoose

    Steak Number Eight – kosmokoma

  • Chapel of Disease – The Mysterious Ways of Repetitive Art

  • Lacertilian

    Sequestered Keep – Lost Halls

  • Dubs

    Selvans – Lupercalia

  • Harm’s Way – Rust

  • Shape of Despair – Monotony Fields

  • Lacertilian

    Gloam – Hex Of Nine Heads

  • Periphery – Juggernaut: Alpha & Juggernaut: Omega

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Windhand – Grief’s Infernal Flower

  • Lacertilian

    Volahn – Aq-Ab-Al

  • The Kill – Kill Them… All

  • Dubs

    False – Untitled

  • Turnstile – Nonstop Feeling

  • Eternal Wisdom – Pathei Mathos

  • Deez Nuts – Word Is Bond

    • Dubs

      I’m upvoting this for Joe.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      #GOTEEEEM!!

  • Lacertilian

    Blistered – The Poison Of Self-Confinement

  • Secrets of the sky- pathway

  • Maik Beninton™

    Eternal Valley – Ascend To The Unknown

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      LOVE IT

  • Subterranean Masquerade – The Great Bazaar

  • Dubs

    Adversarial – Absurdly Long Title

    • Death, Endless Nothing and The Black Knife of Nihilism

  • Death Karma – The History of Death and Burial Rituals Part I

  • Kamelot – Haven

  • Dubs

    Turbid North – Eyes Alive

  • Stratovarius – Eternal

  • Pissgrave- suicide euphoria

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      YES

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Ghost – Meliora

  • Lacertilian

    Obsequiae – Aria Of Vernal Tombs

  • Cain’s Offering – Stormcrow

  • Dubs

    Grey Heaven Fall – Black Wisdom

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Virgin Steele – Nocturnes Of Hellfire And Damnation

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Thunder- Wonder Days

  • Lacertilian

    Cruciamentum – Charnel Passages

    • Scrimm

      First deserving album I’ve seen on here.

  • Vassafor/Temple Nightside – Call of the Maelstrom

  • Tanagra – None of this is Real

    • All your Tanagras are belong to us.

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Darmok and Jalad!

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      Shaka!

  • Dubs

    Imperial Triumphant – Abyssal Gods

    • Hubert

      YES

  • Vegglampe

    Cattle Decapitation – The Anthropocene Extinction

  • Lacertilian

    Bloodlust – Cultus Diaboli

  • JWEG

    Shibboleth – Language of the Night

  • Xibalba- Tierra y libertad

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      *libetard

  • CyberneticOrganism

    My Dick – My Dick

    • 2012

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Well fuck

      • Spear

        I don’t see what the problem is here.

      • But it’s a timeless album.

        • Spear

          Indeed. My Dick transcends concepts such as time. It is eternal, firmly ingrained into our very cultural DNA.

  • Dubs

    Embrional – The Devil Inside

  • Dew-Scented – Intermination

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    WASP- Golgotha

  • Employed to Serve – Greyer Than You Remember

    • I was not expecting to see this mentioned on here. Good job, sir!

      • It took me like 7 months BUT I LISTENED TO IT. I FINALLY LISTENED TO IT.

  • Dubs

    Ad Nauseam – Nihil Quam Vacuitas Ordinatum Est

  • Lacertilian

    Pale Chalice – Negate The Infinite and Miraculous

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Lynch Mob- Rebel

  • JWEG

    Hive – Elpis

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Fear Factory- Genexus

    • Surely you jest.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I enjoyed it quite a bit. It didn’t make my list though.

        • So why put it here then?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I think it should be here.

          • It shouldn’t be on the top of your list but it SHOULD be on the top of OUR list? I am thoroughly baffled.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I think it would make a top 10 for some people.

          • “I think it would make a top 10 for some posers”

            ftfy

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            So Randall, we can expect to find it on your list?

          • I think you forgot which site you’re on…

          • more beer

            Said no one in 2015!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Hell, Diamond Head is on my list of top 10 albums for no reason.

          • more beer

            That is because you don’t know what year it is. You are stuck in a perpetual time warp.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I’ve put a heap on here that aren’t on mine. Just throwing them out there for others to consider.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      JJD again with the jokes

  • Maruta- remain dystopian

  • Sorrow Plagues – An Eternity of Solitude

  • Dubs

    Genevieve – Escapism

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Dont be a dingus: Guess I’m out….

    • be funny if this won

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        quite

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Still better than Mgla

        • JWEG

          Booo(urns)

        • rekt

        • more beer

          I’m surprised you have’t gotten a lot of hate for that comment.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Same, I guess it’s been lost in the 700+ comments. Seriously though, I don’t get the fuss.

          • more beer

            I don’t either. But they get a lot of love here. But then again I’m not that big a black metal fan.

    • Super Nintendo Chalmers

      Yo this is a solid concept album.

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        haha, Im working on it now..should be ready Jan 2020 ish

  • The Crinn – Shadowbreather

  • Lacertilian

    Acherontas – Ma-Ion (Formulas For Reptilian Unification)

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    City Of Heroes – self titled

  • Maik Beninton™

    Gloryhammer – Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards

  • Dubs

    Scythian – Hubris in your momma

  • Lacertilian

    Dumbsaint – Panaroma, In Ten Pieces.

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Good. Even got my buddy to buy it

      • Lacertilian

        They just announced a 25% of their entire discog on bandcamp.

  • Iniquitous Deeds – Incessant Hallucinations

  • Embodied Torment – Liturgy of Ritual Execution

  • Lacertilian

    Abrahma – Reflections In The Bowels Of A Bird

  • Nile – What Should Not Be Unearthed

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Lub it

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    Eidola – Degeneraterra

    • Dubs

      I’ve missed you

    • hey man

      • YourLogicIsFlushed

        New job and all that, testing out the waters before hanging out in the comments again, I think it’s all good now! 🙂

  • Noisem- Blossoming Decay

  • Acrania – Fearless

  • Lacertilian

    Mammoth Storm – Fornjot

  • JWEG

    AHAB – Boats of the Glen Carrig

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Lub it

  • Dubs

    The Body/Thou – You Whom i Have Always Hated

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      There we are

  • Pyrrhon – Growth Without End

  • Lacertilian

    Marriages – Salome

  • Lacertilian

    Saturndust – Saturndust

    • Lacertilian

      No love from @disqus_p2fcvVDyRD:disqus??

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Don’t you mean Sevendust?

  • Dubs

    Claret Ash – The Cleansing

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Ensiferum – One Man Army

    • REREREREPOST

      • Dubs

        WEEEOOOWEEEOOO

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Gyaargh!!!!! Will remove it in a second. *gets in the boo box*

  • Dubs

    Svarta – Sepultus

  • Lacertilian

    Black Fast – Terms Of Surrender

  • JWEG

    Cancer Bats – Searching For Zero

  • Lacertilian

    Tempel Of Baal – Mysterium

  • Carpenter Brut – Trilogy

  • Enforcer – From Beyond

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Needs moar upvotes

      • Scrimm

        DOWNVOTED

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Scrimm plz! I thought we were friends!

          • Scrimm

            Book of Souls or GTFO

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    The Darkness – Last Of Our Kind

  • Deathhammer – Evil Power

  • Lacertilian

    Nechochwen – Heart Of Akamon

  • Exgenesis – Aphotic Veil

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Dodheimsgard – A Umbra Omega

    • Warheart

      FUCKING MASTERPIECE. My number 1 for this year.

  • Elite Extremöphile

    based solely on what I listened to the most this year, Mutoid Man-Bleeder. But it’s probably a tie between that, Native Construct, and Veilburner.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Upvote for Mutoid Man, though I did enjoy Native Construct though

      • though

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Edited, thanks

          • NO, LEAVE IT! PUT IT BACK!!

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            No

      • Elite Extremöphile

        it’s just so ideal for speeding down the highway

    • EsusMoose

      So is this one for MM or NC, I thought I made one for NC but it isn’t showing up here, so I’ll let you put that one up

  • George Kollias – Invictus

    • Boss the Ross

      I liked it.

    • tertius_decimus

      Simple, easy-to-listen, straightforward album. Unsual these days when most musicians are going to overcomplicate things.

      • Yeah, I’m surprised George could play all those instruments, much less write a good album with ’em.

  • Lacertilian

    Barshasketh – Ophidian Henosis

  • Dubs

    Dragged into Sunlight/ Gnaw Their Tongues – NV

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Been on blast hard

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Stratovarius – Eternal

    • Dubs

      REPOST

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Goddamn you, CTRL + F!!!!! Curse youuuuuu!

    • EsusMoose

      Dingus

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Goddamnit, repost? I’ve been using the CTRL + F thingy.

  • JWEG

    Kadavar – Berlin

    • Boss the Ross

      Thats good jams.

  • Genocide Shrines – Manipura Imperial Deathevokovil: Scriptures of Reversed Puraana Dharmurder

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Iron Maiden – Book Of Souls

  • Lacertilian

    Profanator – Mvtter Vicivm

  • Maik Beninton™

    I’m looking at a gigantic list of albums I either didn’t listen, did once but never come back, or only checked one or two songs from it.

  • Hic Iacet – The Cosmic Trance Into the Void

  • Mastery – Valis

  • Melechesh – Enki

    • Super Nintendo Chalmers

      For most overproduced album of 2015z

      • Lord Ov Kapsko

        Stil better than new nile.

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Amberian Dawn – Innuendo

  • JWEG

    Sigh – Graveward

    • FOUND THE REPOST

      • JWEG

        Did Control+F fail me?

        (at least I”m still only 1 for 10-ish in dumbassery)

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Vhöl – Deeper Than The Sky

    • Dubs

      Surprisingly not a dingus

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Control + F did not fail me this time

  • Perihelion – Infinite Decay

  • Primitive Man – Home Is Where the Hatred Is

  • Pyramids – A Northern Meadow

  • Sannhet – Revisionist

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      So good live. Dope album

  • Lacertilian

    Scarab – Serpents Of The Nile

    • DAMMIT

      • Lacertilian

        JINX!

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    Baroness – Purple (Assumption)

    • Boss the Ross

      Assumed upvote

    • I pray your logic does not need to be flushed <3

      GL

  • Skinless – Only the Ruthless Remain

    • Dubs

      You’re on fire, Gurpistan.

      • Maik Beninton™

        Gurpistolero.

      • My ability to remember what I dug this year increases proportionally to my desire to procrastinate writing a paper. alsohavingarateyourmusiclistopenhelps

  • Sulphur Aeon – Gateway into the Antisphere

  • Swamp Witch – The Slithering Bog

  • Torche – Restarter

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Still haven’t listened to this. I deed to though

  • Spear

    Alkaloid – The Malkuth Grimoire

  • Undergang – Doden laeger alle sar

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    Intronaut – The Direction of Last Things

  • Spear

    Gorod – A Maze of Recycled Creeds

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Gud

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Tau Cross

  • Spear

    Lost Soul – Atlantis: The New Beginning

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Black Breath – Slaves Beyond Death

    • I didn’t like this one half as much as I did Sentenced to Life :'(

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        It’s too different to compare but Sentenced To Life did rock my balls off

    • Scrimm

      DOWNVOTED. #2 Whiff of the year.

  • Spear

    Alustrium – A Tunnel To Eden

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    The Dear Hunter – Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise

  • Spear

    Hæthen – Shaped by Aeolian Winds

    • Dubs

      DINGUS

      • WEEWOO WEEWOO

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          WEEBOO WEEBOO

          • WHAT ME NO

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            No, it was a poor attempt at humour

          • Solid attempt!

      • Spear

        fack. Refreshed and my find bar disappeared.

  • dr.derelict

    Mamaleek – Vio Dolorosa

  • Spear

    Between The Buried And Me – Coma Ecliptic

  • We upvote our own submissions because we like them and want them to win, right?

    • Dubs

      I haven’t been, but I’m sure others have.

      • I mean, I feel like we should, if we’re judging these by votes.

        • I haven’t either, though.

        • You have a point.

        • Dubs

          Just do it sneakily later when all the regulars are out of the thread and won’t call you on it.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Read: JJD

      • EsusMoose

        I did, then didn’t, both make sense. Its existence implies a vote but also upvoting yourself shows that someone does like it and can help its position

        • Boss the Ross

          My thoughts exactly, very confusing.

    • Maik Beninton™
    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      I dunno, a lot of my picks (like Marsheaux) are synthpop, so obviously not going for the winning vote with those.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    A lot of people nominating Dingus as their album of the year. I need to check it out.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      They mean DIN GVS from Iceland.

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Or Din Fiv, the old industrial band.

  • Spear

    Kronos – Arisen New Era

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    FaIth No More – Sol Invictus

  • Amestigon – Thier

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Kontinuum – Kyrr

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Call Of The Void – Ageless

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Unrest – Grindcore

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Antigama – The Insolent

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Armored Saint – Win Hands Down

    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      Now THAT’s a heavyweight contender!

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        I knew I’d get mad love from you on this

        • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

          Lol, you know the way to my power metal/classic metal loving heart!

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Unleashed – Dawn Of The Nine

  • dr.derelict

    Sadistic Ritual – Edge of the Knife

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Chelsea Wolfe – The Abyss

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Drudkh – A Furrow Cut Short

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    A Forest Of Stars – Beware The Sword You Cannot See

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      In my pants right? huehuehue

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        *does a Geoff Peterson arm raise*

    • Óðinn

      GAH! 😉

  • Kowloon Walled City – Grievances

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Chvrches – Every Open Eye

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Sivyj Yar – Burial Shrouds

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Cocksure – Corporate Sting

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      I feel that A Forest Of Stars album title would work better with this band

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Lol, especially with song titles like ‘Porno Drone’

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Die Krupps – Metal Machine Music

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Adele – 25 (fight me, I love this CD!)

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Royal Thunder – Crooked Doors

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Publicist U.K – Forgive Yourself

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Motörhead – Bad Magic

    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      Still haven’t heard Bad Magic, but then again it’s Motorhead. You already know the deal from the get go, and goddamnit we love ’em for it! They’re the musical equivalent of Jason Stathom movies.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        It’s a good

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Magic Circle – Journey Blind

  • dr.derelict

    Aevangelist – Enthrall to the Void of Bliss

    • more beer

      I saw them a couple of months ago. They were fucking sick.

  • Lacertilian

    Serious Beak – Ankaa

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Electric Six – Bitch, Don’t Let Me Die!

    • you and me, boo

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Thanks, my gangsta boo!

  • Lacertilian

    Akhyls – The Dreaming I

    • RJA

      Top 10 for me – good call.

      • Lacertilian

        Kinda surprised not to have seen it already.

        • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

          I haven’t even heard of it, actually.

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Top 10 easy

      • Lacertilian

        It’s just outside of mine.

    • Brock Samson

      My number 1 for the year

  • Lacertilian

    Awe – Providentia.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Gruesome – Savage Land

  • EsusMoose

    Native Construct – Quiet World

    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      Of course you know I’d upvote this! 😉

      • EsusMoose

        Extremophile elite had a post that kinda included but I thought it deserved its own spot because the album was fantastic

        • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

          Interviewed them on here a few months ago. Loooooooooove that CD, but amazed they never listened to Mike Patton until after they made QW. The vocalist definitely has a ton of Patton feel to him.

          • EsusMoose

            I remember the interview, I really liked it. It did seem they were more classically trained and that could have kept them from some MP’s many projects

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            It’s just the vocalist that reminded me of MP. The rest of the music definitely oozes that jazz/classical training feel.

  • dr.derelict

    VI – De Praestigiis Angelorum

    • RJA

      I still have not listened to this – need to amend that.

    • Lacertilian

      Listening to that now, coincidentally.

  • Lacertilian

    Vacivus – Rite Of Ascension

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    God Mother – Maktbehov

  • Lacertilian

    Balmog – Svmma Fide

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Cult Leader – Lightless Walk

    • EsusMoose

      DINGUS the chip dip did it

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        I control + F though. I CONTROL + F’ed

        • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

          Same here, but it’s kinda goofy at this rate.

          • EsusMoose

            I think we’re straining disqus

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Our butts are breaking the internet.

          • Dubs

            Have you dingi refreshed? If so, and you didn’t follow instructions to load all comments, that’ll mess it up.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Oh, gotcha. Essentially at this point it’s like hitting refresh like a monkey with a unlimited pass to an orgasm button every 0.3 seconds.

          • Dubs

            No, don’t refresh. That’s the opposite of what you should be doing.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            I mean refresh as in showing the new comments, not the entire page.

          • Dubs

            oic

        • Guacamole Jim

          I <3 you anyway bb

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Five Finger Death Punch – I Got Your Six (buttz!)

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Dingus

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Dingus ate my baby!

  • Spear

    Unleash The Archers – Time Stands Still

    • HELL YES

    • it’s all fvcking heresy

      This for sure.

      • Welcome to the Toilet!

        GL

        • it’s all fvcking heresy

          Thanks! I’ve actually posted a couple times in the past but don’t really get the chance to now since I usually sleep during the day.

          • In any case, I am glad to see you posting! I do not always catch new posters.

            Sleep tight!

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Did someone say posters

          • Are you family of Karhu?

          • it’s all fvcking heresy

            Late reply but more like family of lolbuttz

          • We are all blessed by the Lolbuttz in this place. Welcome, lolbrother.

    • tigeraid

      Solid Power pick.

  • Lacertilian

    Wiegedood – De Doden Hebben Het Goed

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Translation: We did good

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Christian Mistress – To Your Death

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Sister Christian – (Oh) Your Time Has Come

      okay I’ll stop dingusing now

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        That’s JJD’s pick for Best New Song Of The Year

    • tigeraid

      Love it so much.

  • Lacertilian

    Rivers Of Nihil – Monarchy

    • SHIT. I knew I was forgetting something.

      • Lacertilian

        It’s not on my list but I was surprised not to see it with all you dudes around.

  • The_Dude

    Panopticon – Autumn Eternal

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Nice

  • dr.derelict

    Spectral Lore – Gnosis

  • Lacertilian

    Slayer – Pepentless

    • Lacertilian

      Don’t vote for this. I just wanted to be a dick.

      • Maik Beninton™

        I still gonna stab it.

        • Lacertilian

          You bloody malandro!

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Dingus

      • Lacertilian

        RFI dingus.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Is Pepentless Slayer + Pepe?

          • Lacertilian

            It’s that dumb pic I made for the FB group earlier this year.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Disqus just now decided to load the image in my feed

          • Lacertilian

            Disqus is
            Disgus is
            Dingus.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      RIP Dingus

      • Lacertilian

        Dingus In Musica.

    • Guacamole Jim

      Upvoted for pepe.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Stolen and traded for tendies.

  • EsusMoose

    Vattnet Viskar-Settler

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    No Cattle Decap warms my heart

    • Lacertilian

      What do you mean?
      Vegge has it down below.

      • EsusMoose

        he can’t ctrl f

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          :/

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        My control + F is failing me a lot this morning

  • Lacertilian

    Regarde Les Hommes Tomber – Exile

  • Stanley

    This competition is an Exercise in Futility. There can be only I, II, III, IV, V, VI winners.

  • dr.derelict

    Aosoth / Order of Orias – split

  • JWEG

    Zuriaake – 孤雁 (Gu Yan)

    • Dubs

      The cool thing about doing all this is that hopefully we’ll each find something new we hadn’t heard yet.

      • RJA

        Indeed, this one is new to me.

      • JWEG

        I’m definitely looking through the looong list to see what I’ve missed (or just let slip by).

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Hillary Duff – Breath In, Breathe Out (no, I’m not joking! I loved this one)

    • it’s not great, but i still love many of the tracks. <3

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Squanchtones – Houses Of The Squanch

  • Dan Terminus – The Wrath of Code

  • Death Grips – Jenny Death Grips

    • EsusMoose

      i was happy too learn that it was one of my top 5 albums according to spotify.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Brain Famine – Exploding Paranoid Universe

  • Ingested – The Architect of Extinction

  • Oceanwake – Sunless

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Blurring

  • Nylithia – Hyperthrash

    • Lacertilian

      Sorry, I swear I saw it below somewher but can’t find it now?!

      • what in the fuck is going on? I couldn’t find it and still can’t. I also can’t find cattle decap.

        • Lacertilian

          Must be disqus overload.

          • Must be. Something is major league fucky. Sometimes when I click reply it opens up a new tab with just disqus.

          • EsusMoose

            I’ve had that happen a couple times now, I guess we have coal rolling levels of activity

          • JWEG

            Disqus meltdown. I am repeatedly being “logged out”, only to find I was actually logged in the whole time.

            I thought I might have got banned for my own re-post.

          • Lacertilian

            So it was a repost?
            Well, I’m not sorry anymore.

          • Stanley

            Yep that’s happening to me to.

    • Dubs

      A dingus is you.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Angra – The Secret Garden

  • Kardashev – Peripety

  • HolyHorchatas

    Wilderun – Sleep at the Edge of the Earth

  • HolyHorchatas

    Steven Wilson – Hand. Cannot. Erase.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Murg – Varg & Björn

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Angra – Secret Garden (of course! Being my favorite band and all, they get in by default)

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Dingus

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        My Ding Dong itches.

    • EsusMoose

      It’s like 7 beneath this

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        GYAAARGH!!!!!

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Not seeing it, and I’ve gone about 120 posts down so far.

        • EsusMoose

          here’s a pic

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Your pic isn’t showing up. Judging by the comments so far, I’m guessing pics are disabled.

          • EsusMoose

            Like we’ve said, Disqus can’t handle our butts

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Yaarrrrrrrrr! I’ll take it down then. Apparently, Gurp reposted my Chvrches pick, so I got some kneecaps to whack.

  • Lacertilian

    Maïeutiste – Maïeutiste

  • Brock Samson

    Tod Huetet Uebel- Malicia

  • Stanley

    Fin – The Furrows Of Tradition

  • Brock Samson

    Vaee Solis- Adversarial Light

  • Stanley

    Invincible Force – Satan Rebellion Metal

    • Lacertilian

      JINX!

  • Brock Samson

    Atara- The Worst is Yet to Come

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    My Dying Bride – Feel The Misery

  • Lacertilian

    Invincible Force – Satan Rebellion Metal

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Dingus

      • Lacertilian

        it was the same time.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          No it wasn’t

          • Lacertilian

            His came up while I was typing mine.
            Go attack KJU for his 50 reposts.

          • Stanley

            It’s fucking crazy here!

          • Lacertilian

            Yeah, shit is nuts.
            Let it be known that you were the one to show me that album through the power of RoTW. It’s killer.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            It’s how I discovered it

          • Stanley

            I think Masterlord also posted a ROTW from this album. Maybe during the same edition.

          • Lacertilian

            ‘Twas, a great week indeed.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Or mine

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Nope, I’m at 7 so far. Fellas, go and make some lizard skin boots out of Lacertillian!

        • Stanley

          I’ll delete mine.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            YOU WERE FIRST STANLEY

          • Stanley

            Just up vote this one. I’ve deleted mine.

          • Lacertilian

            Dammit, I was about to delete.

  • Brock Samson

    Kommandant- The Architects of Extermination

  • Stanley

    Antlers – A Gaze Into the Abyss

    • Dubs

      I knew I kept you around for a reason.

      • Stanley

        Majestic!

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Still in my car

      • Stanley

        Third most played record this year.

  • Brock Samson

    Krieg/ The Body- Split

  • dr.derelict

    Vorum – Current Mouth

  • Lacertilian

    Dalkhu – Descend… Into Nothingness

  • Brock Samson

    Malthusian- Bellow the Hangiform

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    I went down the list and didnt see Thou & the Body – You Whom I Have always Hated

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Sarpanitum – Blessed Be My Brothers

    • Dubs

      You are literally the worst at this

      • not even figuratively

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        3rd worst, My control + F is hopeless and I shall withdraw from further suggestions

    • DINGUS

  • Brock Samson

    God Hunter vs Destroyer of Light- Endsville

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Liturgy – Ark Work

  • Brock Samson

    Beaten to Death- Unplugged

  • Stanley

    The Visit – Through Darkness Into Light (not fucking metal).

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Tite tho

  • Cavern – Outsiders

  • Hotdog Clifford

    Sylosis- Dormant Heart

  • Lacertilian

    Disemballerina – Poison Gown.

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    This Gift is a Curse – All Hail the Swinelord.

    Am i a dingus again?

  • Waynecro

    Dysmetria – A Capable Earth

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Abstracter – Wound Empire

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Toundra – IV

    • Lacertilian

      Thank you, I had totally forgotten that it came out this year!

      • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

        yw bb

        • Lacertilian

          I can rest easy now..
          (rfi)

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        Wasn’t as good as III but still very enjoyable. Meant to listen to it a lot more than I did :/

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Khors – Night Falls on the Front of Ours

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Leviathan – Scar Sighted

    (donno how this isnt here)

    • weewooweewoo

    • it is tho

      • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

        Cntrl F says no, sry for the repost then

        • Ctrl+F is being an unreliable dick tonight.

        • REPENT! (I posted it, like, 4th or something. SCROLL DOWN & VOTE.)

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Draconian – Sovran

    • JWEG

      This reminds me: I think my ordered copy has been cancelled quietly.

      Upvoting just based on general impressions of parts of the whole.

      • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

        Donno ab this problem, though i ♡ the album. Much like blake judd

      • tertius_decimus

        Haven’t listened to this yet and as well think new Draconian’s release will be good. My favorite was “Arcane Rain Fell” which is now 10 years old.

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Dekadent – Sovran

  • Waynecro

    Orakle – Eclats

  • Stanley

    Askeregn – Monumenter

  • Waynecro

    A Loathing Requiem – Acolytes Eternal

  • Stanley

    Clandestine Blaze – New Golgotha Rising

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Cowards – Rise to Infamy

  • Stanley

    False – Untitled (2015)

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      repost

      • Maik Beninton™

        I’m also sure but can’t find it with ctrl+f.
        Discus is glittched.

      • Stanley

        CTRL F is not finding it. Lemme know who posted it and I’ll delete.

        • Lacertilian

          I think I saw it posted by Dubs, not 100% sure though.

          • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

            It was dubs

    • Dubs

      Just to verify, Dubs did.

      • Stanley

        Ha ha. Just reloaded the whole fucking page…show more posts….show more posts…..show more posts…..show more posts…..show more posts…..show more posts…..show more posts…..show more posts…..show more posts. and there it was!

        • Dubs

          This whole thing is a cluster if a) you weren’t in when it started or b) don’t come in way later after all the regulars are done.

          • Stanley

            Discus need to upgrade their servers. They cannot handle the combined might of a 1000 flushes.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            RIP, 1000 Flushes guy.

  • Stanley

    Infernal War – Axiom

  • Stanley

    Lluvia – Eternidad Solemne

  • Stanley

    Megiddo – The Holocaust Messiah

  • Stanley

    One Master – Reclusive Blasphemy

  • Óðinn

    I’m assuming that all Power Metal picks are verboten. 😉

    • Lacertilian

      well @disqus_9CmX83EGqz:disqus has been here, so they’re probably already spoken for.

      • DAMN IT. JYNXXXXXXXX

        • Lacertilian

          ..

          • …survey says . . . no?

          • Lacertilian

            Indeed.
            A bad jinx.

          • Who you gonna stab with that knife, girl?

          • Lacertilian

            ‘Twas a poor attempt at emulating Ursula Andress circa 1962.

          • She’s sucking it in BIG TIME

          • more beer

            Except she is like 80 now. Halle might be bat shit crazy but at least she is still young enough to bang.

    • Randall Thor already posted them all.

  • Brock Samson

    Revenge- Behold Total Rejection

    • ┼yree

      Most savage album of the year. Hands down.

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        Either that or Pissgrave.
        Maybe someday I’ll shut the fuck up about Pissgrave. Today is not that day.

  • Stanley

    Ranger – Where Evil Dwells

  • Frontierer – Orange Mathematics

  • Stanley

    Scab – Sounds from the Sewer

  • Stanley

    Vallendusk – Homeward Path

  • Stanley

    Tsjuder – Antiliv

  • In The Hoods…

    Author & Punisher – MELK EN HONING

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Swallow the Sun – Songs From the North 1, 2, 3

  • Retox – Beneath California

  • Waynecro

    Black Sheep Wall – I’m Going to Kill Myself

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    An Autumn for Crippled Children – The Long Goodbye

  • Dubs

    Dudes, just to reemphasize, ctr+f only works if literally all of the comments on the page are loaded.

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Mine was. I honestly think disqus imploded upon itself and collapsed them all.

      • Dubs

        Like a black hole.

        • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

          like a black toilethole

    • Maik Beninton™

      And if you stay for too long some comments will start disappearing, so you gonna have to refresh.

  • Waynecro

    Fulgora – Stratagem

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Dingus The Magical Dancing Jockstrap – Deepthroat Rampage

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Zorormr – Corpvs Hermeticvm

  • Waynecro

    Is Enabler’s Fail to Feel Safe off the table because of the issues with the band? Cuz if not, that’s a damn fine album.

    • Spear

      It might not win album of the year, but it definitely wins most self-fulfilling title of the year.

      • Waynecro

        A couple of the songs on that album jam hard.

        • Spear

          I haven’t gotten around to it yet, but I believe it.

          • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

            I liked their previous ones, this disappoonting

  • Lacertilian

    Drowning The Light – From The Abyss

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Cosmic Church – Vigilia

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    High Flying Money Shot – Odin Told Me To Pull Up My Pants

  • Stanley

    Nadiwrath – Circle of Pest

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Butcher Babies – Take It Like A Man (butts!)

  • Toaemi

    The Black Dahlia Murder – Abysmal

  • Toaemi

    Martriden – Cold and The Silence

  • Toaemi

    Sunless Rise – Unrevealed

  • Toaemi

    Empirine – The Vermilion King

  • Slugdge: Dim and Slimeridden Kingdoms

    • Lacertilian

      REPOST DINGUS!

      • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

        Boing boing

      • gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I searched for it and didnt find it. I was too busy adulting all day to check this out

        • Lacertilian

          It’s doing well.

        • That’s good though. I was on the verge of chastising fucking everyone for not listing it.

          • Jom Pootersan

            ALREADY BEAT YOU TO IT, HA

          • MMMKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • Toaemi

    Periphery – Juggernaut: Alpha and Juggernaut: Omega

    • EsusMoose

      Dingus. Gurp posted it earlier though it doesn’t always shows up due to the sheer load of things here

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD
    • Lacertilian

      was it THE BEST?

      • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

        THE BEST!

        • EsusMoose

          THE BEST!

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Killing Joke – Pylon

  • CT-12

    Kendrick Lamar – To Pimp a Butterfly

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      1upvote/1downvote . . . So no vote

      • EsusMoose

        Guess we need to FITE!

    • Lacertilian

      Upvoting for Dagon.

  • CT-12

    Forgotten Tomb – Hurt Yourself and the Ones You Love

  • CT-12

    Blackqueen – The Directress

  • CT-12

    Merciless Death – Taken Beyond

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Didn’t even know they had a new one out

  • CT-12

    Sakrificer – Desolate Darkness

  • CT-12

    Undead – False Prophecies

  • CT-12

    Coliseum – Anxiety’s Kiss

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Another that I never got around to checking out

  • CT-12

    Magister Templi – Into Duat

  • Waynecro

    Vehemence – Forward without Motion

    • Band – Album Title (I dig your elegant style.)

      • Lacertilian

        RichterConnoisseur of Formatting

        • Lacertillian – Clever Jab

          • Lacertilian

            Lacertilian – Clever the Jabroni

          • Whoa. Layers.

      • Waynecro

        Thank you! All that html nonsense is now worth the effort.

  • Waynecro

    Intervals – The Shape of Colour

  • Super Nintendo Chalmers

    Drake – If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Rh

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    I thought either Saturnalia Temple or Uncle Acid would get my best album pick this year, guess I was way off with that.

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      That saturnalia just diappoint so bad

  • Waynecro

    Nevoa – The Absence of Void

  • Waynecro

    Agent Fresco – A Long Time Listening

  • Waynecro

    Sielunvihollinen – Hautaruhtinas

  • Óðinn

    Downfall of Nur – Umbras De Barbagia

  • Óðinn

    Outre – Ghost Chants

  • Óðinn

    Ufomammut – Ecate

    • Repost. Find original!

  • Óðinn

    Vattnet Viskar – Settler

  • B00mhauer

    Rivers of Nihil – Monarchy

    Also it’s COMMAND+f on a Macbook you Windows using plebs…

    Just kidding, only reason I have this thing is ’cause I got it free.

    • Lacertilian

      Repost.

      • B00mhauer

        my bad – probs should have loaded all comments before searching.

    • Dubs

      I don’t cater to mac scum.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        I’m bi-computual. Desktop at home, Mac for work.

        • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

          I’m happy in my dysfunctional marriage to Windows.

  • Óðinn

    Gruesome – Savage Land

    • Lacertilian

      Repost

  • tigeraid

    Lamb of God – Sturm und Drang (come on, I can’t be the only one)

    • more beer

      Sure you can. Don’t fear it will be high up on the list on those other alleged metal blogs.

    • I love Lamb of God to death, but Sturm und Drang didn’t really do much for me.

      • Lacertilian

        They haven’t managed to excite me since Sacrament was released, and even it was like a Blood Mountain to Ashes Of The Wake’s Leviathan.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      I haven’t even heard it

      • more beer

        That’s because you can’t hear it over Randy Blythes never ending babble!

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Randy Blythe is a major reason why I steer clear of LOG

          • more beer

            The guy never shuts up. I steer clear of them because I think they suck!

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Well that too lol

    • Maik Beninton™

      STABBED.

  • tigeraid

    Sylosis – Dormant Heart

  • GL HF.

    GL High five? I wonder….

    GL

  • tigeraid

    Bedowyn – Blood of the Fall (almost forgot this gem!!!)

  • Lacertilian

    Reminder: Those of you voting on a post tagged ‘Repost’ should remember to go and vote for original post, otherwise you’re voting for Trump/Chavez/Kodos & Kang and not the album you like.

  • THE GENTLE STORM: THE DIARY

    GL

    • NICE

    • Spear

      I never got past the derpy music video, but I’m checking that now.

      • The video derps muchs, the whole album is in my top three!

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      NOPE

      • GTFO

        !!!!

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          I CAN’T GET OUT WHEN I’M ALREADY OUT

  • LYNCH MOB: REBEL

    GL

    • REPOST YOU MUDDERFALCON DINGUS. CHRIST.

      GL

      • ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE TALK TO THEMSELVES!

        • HAHAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP JACK

          • more beer

            Hey man if you haven’t checked these guys out you should. http://vimanaofficial.bandcamp.com/

          • Holy fuck man this is sick!

          • more beer

            I thought you would like it. You read the bio and saw who are in this band I hope. Zac is a friend of mine. I saw them last month with Belphegor and they tore shit up.

          • I did! Any news of new material from them?

          • more beer

            They are working on a full length. I had a couple of beers with Zac yesterday. So my info is first hand.

          • Did you then have more beer?

          • more beer

            Of course. As we were at the Denver Black Sky after party at the brewery.

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Having a round table discussion with yourself?

  • Soilwork- The Ride Majestic

    GL

  • Brouroboris

    Sikth – Opacities

  • Brouroboris

    Prehistory – Ecferus

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Pigs

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Midnight Ghost Train

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Mojave Lords

  • Ian Yeara

    Leprous – The congregation FTW

    • EsusMoose

      dingus, it’s down there, way down there

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Pale Horsemam.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Stop making up band names

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        Start giving me some upvotes

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          There’s one

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Ass

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Conjurer

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it…………

  • Austin Hornbeck

    A Sound of Thunder- Tales from the Deadside

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Stone Birds

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Angel Eyes

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it………..

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Ohhms

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it……….

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Lungs

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Corpse Light

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it……..

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Let Chant Funebre

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it…….

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Wild Hunt

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it……

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Antagoniste

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it…..

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Because of the 35th Anniversary of Lightning To The Nations that and the band is a Lifetime Achievement award on my list.

    • Óðinn
      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I forgot to put the new Venom album on this list!

        • Óðinn

          It’s true. You did.

          • more beer

            As he should. Since Venom is basically traveling the same path as Queensryche. With 2 different versions of the band touring.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Isn’t there a Venom, Inc. now? Sounds more like they’re going the Gene Simmons route if so. Casino shows can’t be far off.

          • more beer

            Cronos has the Venom name. Mantis and Abaddon have Venom Inc.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            They couldn’t come up with a better name than Venom Inc?! Maybe Venom AD, Venom UK, or something like that. Venom Inc makes it sound like their about to do like KISS and start releasing Venom lunchboxes, condoms, fleshlights, detergent (At War With Stains), etc.

          • more beer

            Venom Inc is playing here next month. I will be skipping that show. As I have seen the real Venom 3 times. The whole thing is horrible. But I guess they just all can’t get along. But I’m sure their were no Venom 401k’s So I guess they still have t eat and live.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Chronos wins my vote for Forehead Of The Year (with Rihanna coming a close second).

          • more beer

            He has always had a huge forehead. But the 2/3rds of Venom without him singing just doesn’t make a Venom show.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Yep!

    • Óðinn
  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Crown

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it….

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Fashion Week

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it…

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Metz

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it..

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        They’re kinda like a much much heavier and angrier Husker Du.

    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      Holy shit, I loved their debut (found out about them via Carson Daily’s Last Call) and lost track of them!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Venom-Fallen Angels

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Sumac

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Wovoka

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it.

  • Óðinn

    Motörhead – No Sleep ’til Hammersmith

    An album so great, it’s still AOTY 34 years later…
    https://youtu.be/YAlSU2LGMHw

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Sewer Goddess

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Never heard of it

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Wee-oooo wee-ooooo REPOST!!!!!! (you, not Virgil)

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Corrections House

  • tertius_decimus

    Lychgate – An Antidote for the Glass Pill.

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Marina And The Diamonds – ‘Froot’ (Fight me! *breaks beer bottle over the bar*)

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Vision Of Disorder – Razed To The Ground

  • tertius_decimus

    Sadist – Hyaena.

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns
    • EsusMoose

      The dingii swarm these pure lands with the reposts and an inability to use ctrl f like civilized toilets.

  • Óðinn

    Mondo Drag – Mondo Drag

  • Kekal – Multilateral

  • Óðinn

    Hooded Menace – Darkness Drips Forth

  • Óðinn

    Endlesshade – Wolf Will Swallow The Sun

  • Óðinn

    Paradise Lost – The Plague Within

    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      GAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

      • Óðinn

        Upvote it!

        • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

          There ya go. Now go ye forth and vote for the Marina And The Diamonds one I posted a couple of posts down! 😉

    • Fuck yes.

  • M Shadows!

    AVENGED SEVENFOLD- HAIL TO THE KING. ALBUM OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR OMG

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      M. SHADOWS

      • M Shadows!

        M Shadows!

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        M. Knight Shadowlon!

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Power Powder Dildo Puffs – The Adventures Of Taylor Swift’s Strap On

    • more beer

      I would watch that!

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        So would Joe!

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Lol, I’m making up band names/albums right now in order to be repost-proof.

        Crouton Strangler – I Write The Songs (That Make The Little Girls Call The Cops)

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        Swollen Tampons – Getting Maced At BDubs

        • more beer

          That I wouldn’t watch.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            You wouldn’t want to watch a bro getting maced by waitresses at Bdubs?

          • more beer

            No I would have to go into a shitty restaurant that serves shitty beer to watch that. I can deal with not so good food. But not shitty beer!

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Lol, hanging out with me would be torture then!

          • more beer

            As long as I could get a decent beer I would be fine.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Knowing me, I’d try to pick something fancy and end up getting Hurricane or Steel Reserve

  • Eliza

    I don’t care, Iron Maiden’s The Book Of Souls was the best album of the year for me.

    • Dubs

      Find and upvote. It’s here 🙂

      • Eliza

        I’m glad I’m not the only one who appreciates Iron Maiden’s greatness.

  • Lord Ov Kapsko

    Scooter – The 5th Chapter

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Here’s my complete list. Everything here is already posted.
    Monolord – Vaenir
    Dopethrone – Hochelaga
    Acid King – Middle Of Nowhere, Center Of Everywhere
    Ufomammut – Ecate
    ‘Phase IV’ – Soundtrack
    High On Fire – Luminiferous
    Ghost – Meliora
    Knife Ritual – Old Earth
    Witchhelm – Conjuring/Invocations
    The Sword – High Country
    Honorable Mention
    Beastmaker – You Must Sin EP
    John Carpenter – Lost Themes
    Clutch – Psychic Warfare
    Czarface – Every Hero Needs A Villain

    • Boss the Ross

      Psychic Warfare honorable mention? Whaaaaaaaaat?

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Yeah yeah, I know.

        • Boss the Ross

          Shameful.

  • Lord Ov Kapsko

    Fuck The Facts – Desire Will Rot

  • Lord Ov Kapsko

    Obituary – Inked In Blood

    • Maik Beninton™

      That was last year DINGUS.

      • Lord Ov Kapsko

        Oh snap son, my bad.

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Acid Dingus – The Suboxone Diaries

  • COAL ROLL

    This comment section and vote format is a fucking trainwreck

    • Dubs

      Sadly, there isn’t a better solution.

    • toilets gon’ be clogged erry now and then

  • Guppusmaximus

    5 for Trio – Garder La Tension

  • Sharky Sharky – Super Awesome Mega Rock

  • Count_Breznak

    Nothing much has changed:

    Psudoku – Planetarisk Sudoku

  • nbm02ss

    Tyranny – Aeons in Tectonic Interment

  • Óðinn

    Taken by The Sun – Taken by The Sun

  • 365ChaosRiddenDays

    Yes, seriously, my favourite album of the year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvGPAVTYfXI

  • Waynecro

    Atma Weapon – The Fields Where Nothing Grows