Win a pair of tickets to see RED FANG on their West Coast tour!

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HEY YOU. Yeah, you. Wanna win two tickets to see everyone’s favorite good timin’, beer drinking heavy metal band from Portland, Oregon? Hell yeah you do. Get in here, give me your best caption, and win two tix to see them on their imminent West Coast tour!

Red Fang is a band known for having a sense of humor as sharp as their riffs. A session with their videos for “Wires” or “Prehistoric Dog” should be proof enough of both virtues. That’s why we’re putting it on you to bring your own set of guffaws to the table with a caption contest! All you’ve gotta do is take a look at the image below and come up with your gut busting caption. Easy, right?

Here’s your image, courtesy some band of kids in like… West Virginia or some shit, I dunno. One lucky winner will get a CD and two tickets to see Red Fang on tour! All you’ve gotta do is come up with a HILARIOUS caption for the image below. Feel free to post your caption in the comments below, but if you wanna win you need to email me your caption and the date you wish to attend with the subject line “RED RED RED RED FANG” at toiletovhell@gmail.com. I’ll select my favorite entry and get you your prize. The deadline for submissions is 11:59 PM CST tonight, March 2nd.

 

Red Fang start their tour with Big Jesus on Friday. Go see them in a venue near you.

Mar 03 Sacramento, CA Goldfield
Mar 04 Petaluma, CA Mystic Theatre
Mar 05 Santa Cruz, CA The Catalyst Atrium
Mar 06 Santa Barbara, CA Velvet Jones
Mar 08 Albuquerque, NM Launchpad
Mar 10 Fort Collins, CO The Aggie
Mar 11 Colorado Springs, CO The Black Sheep
Mar 13 Billings, MT Pub Station *
Mar 14 Missoula, MT Monk’s
Mar 15 Spokane, WA The Pin *
* No Big Jesus

Stay up to date with Red Fang on Facebook and pick up their tunes over at Bandcamp.

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  • Lacertilian

    Such a great live band.
    Pro-Tip: Even if you don’t live on the West Coat, you can still join in the fun by printing out a copy of that image, dropping a grunt on it and sending it to David McKinley’s office.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    All these ticket giveaways for east and west coast shows, while I’m just sitting here dead center of both.

    Red Fang is fantastic live though.

    • Howard Dean
      • Rain Poncho W.

        “IT HELPS MAKE SURE BLOOD CIRCULATE WHILE HUNTING MAMMOTH” – GORAK

        • Stockhausen

          DOXXED

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Now, I didn’t say I wasn’t going to metal shows. Just that I wasn’t winning any contests for them.

        • Howard Dean
          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Jokes on you! I AM going to a show this weekend.

          • ME GORAK™✓ᶜᵃᵛᵉᵐᵃⁿ

            NOTHING SOON FOR GORAK!!!!! BUT TESTAMENT & SEPULTURA NEXT MONTH!!!!!!!
            https://youtu.be/vw0YX1Y6nxU

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Testament’s second best album.

          • ME GORAK™✓ᶜᵃᵛᵉᵐᵃⁿ

            ME CALL IT THIRD AFTER LEGACY & NEW ORDER!!!!!!!

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            The Legacy is first for me, The Gathering second, The New Order third. By far the three best Testament albums.

          • Doom Scientist

            I’ve got Anthrax, Mastodon, and Clutch/The Sword in May, and Iron Maiden/Ghost in July. Until then, nuthin’.

          • DARKBEARD

            nails, toxic holocaust, gatecreeper, kreator, obituary, midnight, horrendous in 3 weeks

          • Howard Dean

            Damn, is that all at the same show?

          • DARKBEARD

            2 shows, two days back to back. took a week PTO from work and gonna go down to ATL and try not to get raped/murdered/rioted on

          • Howard Dean
          • DARKBEARD

            lol was a typo. ATL.

          • Depechemodeisgangsta

            Would love to see Toxic Holocaust, last time they came down here, i wasn’t able to make it, and everyone said that live they killed it.
            I got a lot of shows this year, but not a lot of metal, This year going to see Metallica, U2, GNR, Roger Waters version of Pink Floyd, Deftones, Depeche Mode Hopefully i can get tickets, then couple of pop one with the woman, Third eye blind, Goo Goo Dolls.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Eternal Champion/Sumerlands on Friday for me

          • Doom Scientist

            I may also go to see at least one Rev Horton Heat show in June, especially if he asks Unknown to tour with him again.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            That’d be killer!

          • Doom Scientist

            He was great last time I saw him.

        • Doom Scientist

          Me too. Going to plenty of shows, just not for free,

          • DARKBEARD

            trying to go to shows they just hardly come here

          • Doom Scientist

            Geography works in my favor yet again.

  • Stockhausen

    Ten bucks says the dweeb on the right is the bass player, another ten bucks says his name is Benjamin and he refuses to go by Ben, and another 30 says he doesn’t know any of the songs and never will.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      *asks to borrow $20 for cigarettes*
      *hasn’t paid you back from the last seven times he’s asked*

      • DARKBEARD

        thats an expensive pack of cigs

        • CyberneticOrganism

          *buys a bunch of impulse junk at counter with remainder*
          *comes back with four flashing LED clip-on sunglasses holders*

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Pajama Pantz Posse

  • Waynecro

    That’s not even a band; just a bunch of cool dudes taking a photo to commemorate a train’s flattening all their pennies.