HEY YOU. Yeah, you. Wanna win two tickets to see everyone’s favorite good timin’, beer drinking heavy metal band from Portland, Oregon? Hell yeah you do. Get in here, give me your best caption, and win two tix to see them on their imminent West Coast tour!
Red Fang is a band known for having a sense of humor as sharp as their riffs. A session with their videos for “Wires” or “Prehistoric Dog” should be proof enough of both virtues. That’s why we’re putting it on you to bring your own set of guffaws to the table with a caption contest! All you’ve gotta do is take a look at the image below and come up with your gut busting caption. Easy, right?
Here’s your image, courtesy some band of kids in like… West Virginia or some shit, I dunno. One lucky winner will get a CD and two tickets to see Red Fang on tour! All you’ve gotta do is come up with a HILARIOUS caption for the image below. Feel free to post your caption in the comments below, but if you wanna win you need to email me your caption and the date you wish to attend with the subject line “RED RED RED RED FANG” at email@example.com. I’ll select my favorite entry and get you your prize. The deadline for submissions is 11:59 PM CST tonight, March 2nd.
Mar 03 Sacramento, CA Goldfield
Mar 04 Petaluma, CA Mystic Theatre
Mar 05 Santa Cruz, CA The Catalyst Atrium
Mar 06 Santa Barbara, CA Velvet Jones
Mar 08 Albuquerque, NM Launchpad
Mar 10 Fort Collins, CO The Aggie
Mar 11 Colorado Springs, CO The Black Sheep
Mar 13 Billings, MT Pub Station *
Mar 14 Missoula, MT Monk’s
Mar 15 Spokane, WA The Pin *
* No Big Jesus