Whiff of the Week: Godsmack Day

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OH SHIT BRO TODAY IS OFFICIALLY GAWDSMACK DAY IN BAWSTON, THOSE GUYS ARE FAHKIN’ HARDCOAR.

BRO I FAHKIN’ LOVE GAWDSMACK BRO, WHEN I’M AT HOME WORKIN’ THE FAHKIN’ PUNCHING BAG OR WATCHING WAHLBURGERS I LISTEN TO THIS BECAUSE IT’S TOTALLY WICKED HEAVY.

BRO GAWDSMACK WAS TOTALLY IN PRISON FOR BEING SO FAHKIN’ TOUGH, SWEAH TO GAWD. CHECK OUT THIS WICKED SECURITY FOOTAGE. HOLY FAHK GUY THAT FENCE IS ELECTRIFIED.

SOMETIMES WHEN I’M ORDERING A SAM ADAMS IN BAY VILLAGE AND SOME FAHKIN’ SACKSLAP SPILLS IT ON THE BAHR I GET UP IN HIS FACE THEN PUT THIS ON THE INNANET JUKEBAWX. FUCK WIT DA BAWSTON BULL YOU GET DA HORNS, ASSWORM.

BUT THEN BRO, SOMETIMES I GAWTTA TAKE IT EASY AND CHILL WIT MY LADY Y’KNOW, SO I PUT ON THIS AND TALK ABOUT ALL THE SEXY SHIT I’M GAWNNA DO TO HER ONCE I GET THOSE RED SAWX SEASON TICKETS.

OH FAHK AND THEN WHEN I’M HANGING WIT DA FAMILY OVER AT THEIR PLACE IN THE FAHKIN’ NORTH END I PUT THIS SONG ON FOR MY DAD, CAUSE I THINK HE LISTENED TO THIS SHIT AS A TAWDDLAH OR SOMETHIN’.


BRO IF YOU GOT A GOOD GAWDSMACK VIDEO OR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT FAHKIN’ SOUNDS LIKE THEM, POST THAT WICKED SHIT IN THE CAWMMENTS BELOW

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