Whiff o’ the Week (3/1/15)

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“No taste of food, no feel of water, no sound of wind, no memory of tree or grass or flower, no image of moon or star are left to me. I am naked in the dark, Sam, and there is no veil between me and the wheel of fire. I begin to see it even with my waking eyes, and all else fades.”

I’m glad you’re here with me at the end of all things, friends. This is Whiff o’ the Week.

Last week, we had a competition to determine the most offensive offspring of the metalcore scene. You all decided that teenagers are just the worst and sided with Simon Phoenix regarding Ludica. Well done, you criminal maniac.

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Next week, I thought we’d try something that should really bring out the worst of the worst. The category: Worst ballad. Have at it! Don’t forget to send your whiff with a blurb and your disqus username to toiletovhellwhiff@gmail.com.

This week, however, we’re having a good old-fashioned Thunderdome-style free-for-all. May the worst whiff win!


W.

Press play on this track and take a trip back to the very worst year of high school. I don’t know if Hoobastank were ever technically metal, but they toured with POD so I’m calling it. This may be the worst song ever written by an ambiguously hard rock/metal band.


Papa Joe

Here’s a little secret about how we decide the winners for each state in the Best Unsigned Bands in the U.S. contest: I try to find every unsigned metal band I can, and then I listen to them. MOST bands sound exactly like this. Pray for Joe-Joe.


Masterbritches

Believe it or not, the most hilarious thing about this is not Tiffany for Breakfast‘s mindblowingly clever play on words, it’s the fact that a group people felt good enough about this song to record it and then upload it to Youtube. Flush.


DeadbuttDreaming

I would like to thank Rise Records for this. Takes two dudes on vocals to come up with that lyrical genius.
“We’re All In Danger”… of falling prey to the whiff.


IronLawnmower

LET’S MAKE LOVE IN THE REFRIGERATOR.


Maik Beninton

I’ve really got no words for this other than lolbuttz.


Ron Deuce

If you heard just this song and not the video, you’d be thinking to yourself that this is paint-by-numbers deathcore. But the video is what turns this into total sewage. First off, the singer looks like Frankie Palmeri’s disgruntled little step-brother, and seonc – is that drummer melting?


Ted Nü-Djent

I’m still trying to figure out if this guy is taking the piss or not, but if he is, I’m not laughing. If he’s not, then this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.


MoshOff

I should have submitted last week, but that doesn’t make it suck any less: Asking Alexandria doing “My first Metal Riff” at 0:38.


Now you decide. Who is the king of crap?

This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 01-03-2015 10:00:00
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Poll Results:
Who is the king of crap?

Feel free to defend any of these choices in the comments section and tell me what a turd I am for my opinion. Also, if you hate something I love, send it to me for the next Whiff o’ the Week! All opinions here are strictly those of the writer in question, although most of them are correct.

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  • Maik Beninton

    Not so many wiffs today.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Thank you sir, I stumbled across it last week looking for metal core whiffs

  • B00mhauer

    Children of Aries guy sounds like he has type 2 diabetes and eats cheesesteaks for breakfast.

  • Scrimm

    Damn Joe, That’s awful, makes me feel a lot better about my own stuff. Ted, that’s one pof the dumbest things I’ve ever seen, but it reminds me of this classic show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7RiYcCDWh4&index=15&list=PLpC98-7ARvC4-UsCuZx-FC09zIY2mgzv-

    • <3
      childhood awesomeness triggered. must binge watch all these

      • Scrimm

        So good. I have the whole series on dvd too, but it think they are all up on youtube.

    • Stanley

      Trust me, I know what I’m doing.

      • Scrimm

        I use that line all the time.

  • Tyreeling In The Years

    You get my vote Dubya. I had to suffer through that shit stain of a song all summer during work when I was in high school. Radio sucks!!!

    • Scrimm

      Surprised you didn’t eat a bullet.

      • Tyreeling In The Years

        It’s amazing what other people call good music.

        • Scrimm

          It is amazing. I will refrain from making comments about a certain band. This time.

          • Tyreeling In The Years

            Hahahaha! I think I have an idea who.

          • Scrimm

            If you were thinking the above you were right.

          • HEY, DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT HAVING AN OPINION, GO AHEAD, UNCHAIN YOUR FEELINGS.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx86CxKYtg0

          • Tyreeling In The Years

            You son ov a bVTCH.

          • JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

          • Scrimm

            This has my vote for the whiff!!!

          • DeadButtDreaming

            Lol

          • Scrimm

            HAHA close

    • VVayne Brady

      Dude, I could hear it over Imperial Triumphant yesterday in the coffee shop. Awful.

      • Tyreeling In The Years

        Oh shit!!! Is that the reason you picked it?

        • VVayne Brady

          Yes actually, haha

      • Scrimm

        Similar thing happened to me. I got to go to a chinese buffet this week and was all happy intul I walked in and I hear “Aint talkin bout love” playing. Almost couldn’t eat.

        • set phasers to maximum jimmy rustlage
          you can hate on VH all day long but the opening riff to “Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love” is purr-fect

          • Scrimm

            I will actually give you that one riff isn’t that bad. Just that one.

          • icecube.jpeg
            today was a good day
            *calls GL immediately to relay the good news

          • Scrimm

            It’s still bad, just less bad. The second the vocals start? Forget it.

          • Lacertilian

            You don’t like the riff from Hot For Teacher?

          • Scrimm

            BARF.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Sounds like the best Chinese Buffet ever

          • Scrimm

            It is actually, exceot it’s the second time o’ve gone there and had to listen to them,

    • Dagon

      It’s funny because these dudes were like 10 years in and nobody knew who they were. Then they wrote this turd and got huge. When they tried to release their second single people were like “NAH PLAY THE REASON”

      • Went to High School with the current bassist. Needless to say, he is far too talented to be slumming it with that statutory rape-bate. Cash corrupts.

      • JVVG

        On the flip side of this, I kind of wish that 10-year obscurity before a band finds their fame – or at least find the One Hit – was still the norm, because at least that suggested some kind of dues were paid.

        Instant celebrity due to ‘viral’ Impact or YouTube hits is just the worst kind of circumvention of worthiness and merit.

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      I once met a guy who told me that The Reason really spoke to him. Some people are just unlucky I guess.

      • Scrimm

        Did it say “Holy fuck I suck?”

    • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

      When I was 15 I got a summer job at a local storeThe Reason by Hoobastank and Maroon 5’s “This Love” would play over and over and over again. I hated that job, needless to say.

      • more beer

        That probably is not your imagination. Radio plays the same shit over and over.

      • Lacertilian

        I think everybody who worked retail during weekends off school was in the same painful situation.
        It’s amazing the suicide rate isn’t higher than it is.

        • more beer

          I have never worked retail. I don’t have enough patience with people to do that.

    • JVVG

      See also: “Hey There Delilah”

      The earworm is only made more bearable by possible lyric substitution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbIUvoA

      • VVayne Brady

        Ugh, I hate that song so much!

  • Hmm. Do I want to ruin my Sunday this week?

    • Maik Beninton

      It’s not like you have a choice

  • FeelTheDarknesses

    I voted other

  • Voted for Nu-Djent because Brakk Metarr is stoops.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Thank you sir

      • Most welcomely welcome. P.S. That dude is most definitely taking the piss. 🙁

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          I’d like to see a Tosh.0 cewebrity profile

          • I’d like to see Fadades shred on Conan O’Brien, if he’s even still got a show on TV . . .

  • HATEBEARD

    I’ll vote IronLawnmower.

    OT: Is anyone here playing Hearthstone?

    • IronLawnmower

      LIGHT THE INFERNO

    • I quit that game after they nerfed Undertaker because I’m butthurt.

  • Based Tapir

    Gonna go with DeadbuttDreaming. Those kids certainly are the danger.

  • EsusMoose

    vote other for justice/just enjoy how bad this is
    http://youtu.be/glHUMzfRoQA?t=4m48s

    • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

      Made it 6 minutes before having to stop to preserve what little sanity I have.

  • Dagon

    W, what’s the process for choosing the artwork ov the whiffs? I always like them.

    • VVayne Brady

      Eh, for a while I was just looking for pieces by surrealist artists I know and like. This week I was slumming around on r/fifthworldpics and found something suitably weird. Follow the photo via link if you want to lose your sanity.

      • Dagon

        Honestly, considering how these whiffs are getting worse every week I think I have very little of my sanity left.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          I keep wondering how bad they can really get, but they just keep getting worse

          • Dagon

            I honestly thought the metalcore one was the worst, but this has surpassed it. I still voted for W, even though there were far worst whiffs.
            His choice tormented me during highschool whereas the others would go unnoticed if I didn’t subject myself to this every Sunday.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I basically used the same voting logic. That song seriously makes me angry at the general population for their poor taste in music. I know that our music isn’t for everyone but come on?

          • VVayne Brady

            I’m sure some awful ballads will pop up next week.

          • Scrimm

            I just thought of a good one.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Next week is actually going to be really hard for me. I’m a sucker for a power ballad.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I thought that last week was going to be the WOTW apex but this week everyone outdid themselves

          • Lacertilian

            apex nadir

      • Maik Beninton

        I followed and… WHAT IS THIS
        http://i.imgur.com/zlN88q8.gif

        • Dagon

          Cray

        • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

          Round here we call them Mondays.

      • Dagon

        Abyssal Gods and that subreddit don’t go very well together. Or maybe they go too well.

      • Hubert, Goat ov ……Satan

        ..

        • VVayne Brady

          This one’s a classic.

        • Dagon

          I liked this a lot. Is that unhealthy?

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            You’ll be seeing some of that inn the future Doctor boy

          • Dagon

            Gahahaha hell no, I’m going to be a radiologist, that’s like not even a real doctor

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            So you need a doctorate to listen to the radio?

        • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

          That’s awesome!

          • VVayne Brady

            The artist has some other stuff in a similar vein.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            Their chair is particularly fine.

        • molg’s comics are disturbing in a very good way.

    • Hubert, Goat ov ……Satan

      The one for this week is particularly dank.

  • Enemy Of The Free World

    Children of Arses is truly howwible.

  • IronLawnmower

    Vox of Thrash!
    Light the inferno!
    Let’s make love in the pool!
    Let’s make love in the refrigerator!
    Vox of Thrash!
    Light the inferno!

    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!
    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!!

    It’s from the caravan!
    It’s coming from the right side!

    Wait right there, darling,
    ’til the arrival of the prince!

    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!
    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!
    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!
    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!!

    Andele! To the south!
    Andele! To the south!
    No questions unasked
    ’cause I’m the queen!
    The real thing!

    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!
    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!
    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!
    THRASH, THRASH!
    People, vox of thrash!!

    Waiting for my time for the prince.
    What, dear, cometh and go?
    What kind of French romance is this?
    It couldn’t have been!
    It couldn’t have been!
    I say it couldn’t haven’t been!

    (SCREAM)

    VOX OF THRASH!
    VOX OF THRASH!

    VOX OF THRASH!

    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!

    Vox of thrash, we pray for you!
    Vox of thrash, we pray!
    (LAUGHING)

    VOX OF THRASH!
    Vox of, vox of, vox of, vox, vox of, vox of,
    VOX OF THRASH!

    VOX OF THRASH!

    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!

    It couldn’t have been!
    It couldn’t have been!
    I say it couldn’t haven’t been!

    Let’s make love in the pool!
    Let’s make love in the refrigerator!
    I am the queen! The real thing!
    I am the queen! The real thing!

    Hands up for me in the regime’s retribution
    Hands up for me in the regime’s retribution

    Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me?
    Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me?
    Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me?
    Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me?
    Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me?
    Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me?
    Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me?
    Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me?
    Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me? Hiding from me?
    Hiding from me? Hiding from me?

    What can we still do noooooooooooooooow?

    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!

    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!
    Thrash, thrash!
    People, vox of thrash!

    That is all.

    • Dagon

      The most baffling part is why they wrote a fucking 7 minute long song.

      • IronLawnmower

        To fill out an LP mostly.

        • Dagon

          Hahahhaha her voice/accent is golden.

          • IronLawnmower

            TRASH! TRASH! PEOPLE VOX OF TRASH!

    • son of a bitch… your song…

      • Scrimm

        I really could have done without the lyrics.

    • Middenface McFidget

      Those vocals … Pure gold, nothing wrong here. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go make love in the refrigerator.

    • Simon “Djentcrusher” Phoenix

      These guys and Key Dragon absolutely NEED to tour together.

  • Dagon

    This is dedicated to Joe Thrashnkill.

    http://i.imgur.com/jq9RuVB.gif

  • Dagon

    Everybody in Ron Deuce’s video looks like the Extreme Pterodactyl Guy

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DILsNHGtsuQ/hqdefault.jpg

    • It would not shock me if their diet consisted of gallons and gallons of Mountain Dew.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Mmmm

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Mountain Dew? I’ll take a crab juice

      • Hubert, Goat ov ……Satan

        Mountain Dew tastes stupid.

        • KJM

          It is, and it’s extremely addictive.

          • more beer

            It also gives you meth mouth!

          • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

            Surge >>>>>>>>>>>>>> x infinity Mountain Splooge.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Spot on

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Ted Nu Djent for the win. I’m all for eccentric one man projects, but that was really on the dark side of “what the Hell was that”.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Thank you sir

  • Dubya gets my vote. That song is the meaning of terror.

  • Tough decisions:

    -That Fadaddys dude looks like a homeless Edward Scissorhands
    -Children of Aries literally cannot play their instruments and have total cheesedick lyrics to go along with it
    – Thrash Qeen – WTF is going there?

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Fadades is the zombie lovechild of Nikki Sixx and Edward Scissorhands

      • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

        He looks like Mortiis’ long lost son. The one that was kept in the attic for his entire childhood, thankfully away from public view.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    strange times on the internet.–and pussiness.
    (both at once–full vol)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_k8oaeHsnc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XI1DD_vJuY

    • Spear

      That movie was fucking weird.

      • KJM

        So disappointed his version of “Dune” didn’t get made.

        • Spear

          He did a Dune screenplay? That would have been something else.

      • Have you seen Santa Sangre? That one hits home for me, on account of the NO ARMS theme and all.

        • Spear

          Didn’t see that, but I’ll look it up. It sounds like something to be watched while thoroughly blitzed.

        • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

          Santa Sangre was one insanely fucked up film. There’s worse though. Check out this one.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEGlxLR6EEg

          I’m more than certain those animal deaths weren’t fake.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            Hey, neato, a weird movie I never heard of before!

          • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

            Enjoy!

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            Cheers!

          • Holy shit. I wrote a paper on this film. Haven’t thought about it in years. And yeah, those a real deaths. [Sorry if this comment appears twice, I didn’t see it pop up.]

          • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

            I figured they were real. Pretty gruesome stuff.

    • The Holy Mountain was an experience for me. I loved that movie <3

  • Spear

    Joe gets my sympathy and my vote. For every good band I discover doing Toilet Tuesday, there are about three that sound like that.

  • raise your hand (and stab this comment) if you enjoy @disqus_kqxyUNPxty:disqus’s Hoobastank song. yes it’s terrible, but it’s also a perfectly-calculated pop/rock ballad. and i dig it. no shame. a little shame.

    • VVayne Brady

      There should be a lot of shame.

      • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

        Cream Corn, you jive turkey!

    • Scrimm

    • Maik Beninton

      Stabbed

    • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

      I’d rather bury myself alive than hear that song again.

      http://replygif.net/i/1390.gif

      • Based Tapir

        Please tell me that’s your nose.

        • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

          Haha, no, that’s my………… I think you know where I’m going with this one.

    • Further Down the Metal Hole

      I was kinda thinking “ah what the hell, haven’t heard it in ages and would prefer it over most radio trash”. Amazed someone was daring enough to fess up to it! Mcnulty for promotion!

  • holy banana guacamole, you’ve all made this nigh impossible. the only way i can justify a vote is to pick the absolute worst band with the most undeserved success: asking alexandra

    • Lacertilian

      this is the first time I’ve heard Asking Alexandra and they got an insta-vote.
      That shit stinks.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Damn Papa Joe, that sucks sooo bad. You have my vote.

  • Mother Shabubu III

    Fadades is like the black metal Mark Gormley.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Almost forgot about Mark Gormley, the male Jan Terri.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    I’m not surprised Kiss has tried to cash in on the Babymetal popularity

    • Maik Beninton

      Guess where I saw that.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        On You Tube?

        • Maik Beninton

          Close.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            You Porn?

          • Maik Beninton

            lol no, on MI

          • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

            Yep, it’s been on there alot. MI’s got good stuff here and there, but 90% of the articles read like a metal version of Tiger Beat, and the comments section is something straight out of Stormfront.

  • john

    Jesus Christ, IronLawnmower is some sort of idiot-savante of bad music. You have my vote yet again sir.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Judging by the singer of Majesty, I wouldn’t be surprised if they had a song called Franks and Beans

  • Stanley

    That’s a good one, Ted.

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    W gets my vote. Fuck Hoobastank with a giant cactus. POD is better

    • VVayne Brady

      Thanks for the vote. Where are you finding all these giant cacti?

      • Based Tapir

        From my great cactus farm. I provide them for him for free.

        • Lacertilian

          Got any cacti for consumption?
          Send it this way and I’ll make sure it gets evenly divided for @KJMKerrAvon666:disqus, @blackbeard_s_ghost:disqus & @James_Jimmy_McNulty:disqus

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Anyone who thinks that Hoobastank is a good name to call your band you just know that the music is going to be awful. Have another vote W

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        I have a supplier who goes and gets them.

    • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

      I’m pulling myself away from the pure awesome of Die Brau to put myself through listening to all of this. Pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for my mortal soul.

    • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

      Same. Gave these a quicky listen, but I remember having a deep disgust with the two Hoobastank songs I heard back in the day.

  • old_man_doom

    Damn, the four-on-the-floor drum beat in Children of Aries is bad bad bad.

  • Simon “Djentcrusher” Phoenix

    I was THIS close to voting for Joe, cause I’ve suffered through Children of Aries before.

    But then I listened to Iron Lawnmower’s pick. Holy shit that was bad. Thrash or Die may have just been unseated as the worst thrash band ever.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Do you think they actually meant Aries as in the ram constellation, or that they misspelled “Ares” as in the Greek war god?

  • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

    Aaaaaaaaagh, I love Rata Blanca, but my Colombian (ex) girlfriend constantly made me listen to this god awful ballad. The horror a man has to go through to get some fresh off the boat nuck nuck!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttsSJWldx_I

    • VVayne Brady

      Is this your submission for next week? Email it to me!

      • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

        What’s the contest for next week? Sorry, been out of the loop on that one.

        • VVayne Brady

          It says it in the article here. Worst ballad.

          • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

            Doh! Sure, sending it over right now.

          • KJU’s Breakdancing Bodybags

            Sent. *cringes as I remember this song*

  • KJM

    OT: My friend, Adam Bolivar, has published more Lovecraftian tales that can be purchased at yonder link. I wouldn’t post it if I didn’t think at least a few people would be interested. Thanx.
    http://dynatox.storenvy.com/collections/240632-all-products/products/12285870-the-fall-of-the-house-of-drake-by-adam-bolivar-dunhams-manor-press-paperba

    • VVayne Brady

      He’s got the S. T. Joshi stamp of approval. He must be doing something right 🙂

      • KJM

        Adam writes fun, engaging stories and is a friend of long standing. I’m very happy about his success.

      • Scrimm

        You ever checkout the Lovecraft ezine?

        • VVayne Brady

          I’m not sure I ever have. Maybe.

          • Scrimm

            There’s some good stuff on there too and it doesn’t cost anything unless you are ordering print issues.

          • VVayne Brady

            Checking it out now

          • Scrimm

            There’s some legit people who contribute there. I’d like to take a shot at it myself someday.

    • Scrimm

      This is cool. Writing Lovecraftian stuff and doing it well is difficult.

    • pïgchop™

      awesome website – thank-you for posting link to it.

  • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

    W. wins, and quite easily too. That song is the bane of my fucking existence. That song is Blood On The Dancefloor, Falling In Reverse and Brokencyde levels of drek. Not quite Creed levels, but fucking close.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Random pic I just found

      • Scrimm

        I want one.

  • JvRv

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfYfOpJxqVo

    first thing I thought of when I saw Moshoff’s pick. I used to love finding these sorts of things on youtube. there was a Destroy the Runner one that was pretty good. anyways. Now to listen to the rest!

    Edit: the page loaded wrong and it made every imbedded video that Asking Alexandria one. Thought I was being punked by the Toilet, but you guys wouldnt do that to me…
    Right?

  • TheCheezFace

    Hearing The Reason gives a strange sensation of nostalgic hate. And I’m surprised Thrash Queen didn’t show up earlier.

  • pïgchop™

    President Obama proposes a punishment for Reece Eber: http://s18.postimg.org/i8vydik21/obama_hellfire2.jpg

    And in better thoughts: A canadian tribute to an all around cool guy and one hell of a rippin’ guitar player!!! http://s17.postimg.org/wukb4boz3/dime_canada.jpg

    • DeadButtDreaming

      Ok.

  • Tina…The Brutal Fey

    W. – Hoobastank = Pretty… awful
    Joe – Children of Aries = Yes, you definitely defile
    Masterlord – (Censored for stupidity) = …and flush again
    DbD – Dangerkids = Thankfully thisdanger dangersong doesn’t dangerlast dangerforever
    IronLawnmower – T(h)rash Queens = Lolbuttz
    Maik Beninton – Japanese/Kiss thing = Don’t tell Vince…
    Ron Deuce – Majesty = He’s got the moves like Jagger…
    Ted Nü-Djent – Fadades = This is genius. No Flush.
    MoshOff – Asking Alexandria = OMG! WTF! GTFO!!!

    Masterlord’s ShittingMe For Breakfast gets my vote.