Whiff o’ the Week (11/2/14)

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“‘I don’t demolish kingdoms and unleash wars,’ the Tiger said quietly. ‘I have seen the fall of Sumerian Kush and the long death of Uruk, the ruination of Assyria and the destruction of Babylon. I have seen great empires crumble and small states fade away. I have seen armies marching in an endless stream for three days and nights, seen cities plundered and prisoners killed. I have seen evil out of which grows good and good that is pitiless and brings death. But all of this is not I. And it is not even you, the Others, who imagine yourselves to be the shepherds of humankind. All of this is human beings. All of this is their love and hate, courage and cowardice. Are you, like Arina, concerned for the fate of your nation and your country? I have no answer for you. Just as I had no answer for Wen-yan. And no answer for Erasmus. In the end only people decide if they are going to live or die. I am an executioner. But I am not a judge. Great joy is as useful to me as great sorrow. But the joy and sorrow are chosen by people.'”

Let us choose sorrow. Let us embrace the totality of the human condition. This is Whiff o’ the Week.

Before we get started, I must crown last week’s victor with a rancid olive branch. Last week, Papa Joe and Ghostflusher won with their selection of Rings of Saturn, capturing 1/3 of all the votes cast. Here’s a trophy for you to split.

Let’s get to it, shall we?


W.

This week I’m flushing the new At the Gates album At War with Reality for utterly meeting my expectations. Remember a couple months ago when Century Media released that teaser to build hype for the new album? I said then that there’s no way this album would meet the comeback bar set by Gorguts. Well, I was right. This album isn’t offensive or even bad; it’s simply mediocre. For a band whose influence casts such a momentous shadow over the genre, At the Gates have written a remarkably generic record that could have been released by any other band in the melodic death metal scene over the last twenty years. Oh well. Better luck on your next comeback attempt.


Papa Joe

Jose Mangin is absurdly influential in the world of metal. He’s also an annoying butthole.


365 Days of Horror

S-A-W-F-T!


Randall Thor

@ 1:15: The Beatles are heavier than this riff. The Beach Boys are heavier than this riff. This band brags about how tough they are after eating a salad at Olive Garden.


Ghostflusher

Being topical.


Jack Bauer

This is sufficiently shitty.


Stockhausen

As Blood Runs Black have recently been accused of scamming their fans through underhanded crowdfunding procedures, and that deserves a nasty, filthy flush right away. I decided to try out a new song so I could more accurately make fun of them and their most-likely-stupid haircuts, and they gave me plenty to hate. The whole song reeks of bland, flushable, paint-by-numbers tuffguycore, but that guitar solo is hilariously pathetic. It’s like when you try to rip a huge fart to impress your bros, but it just sort of sputters out weakly and isn’t even funny. I don’t remember where it was in the song, and I don’t care to listen again; just go until you hear what sounds like a toddler drooling on his Cheerios.


Nordling Rites of Karhu

Everything ever by Von and its derivatives (Von Goat, Von Venien). Von is a prime example of being really unknown and only making one demo, then getting huge 20 later for no reason at all. Most. Boring. BM. Ever. FLUSH!!!


Xan

I’ve debated for a long time on what song might be the worst thing I’ve ever listened to. I’ve come to the conclusion that this has to be the lamest, foulest, pus-filled, prolapsed piece of ass that I’ve ever “listened” to.


Brock Samson

Dimmu Borgir is a band that has so much potential, but their catalog is filled with big stinky turds.  This one smells extra unpleasant. Enjoy, or not, I don’t care.


Jöhnny Crünch™

I used to like The Clash until I heard this song. That’s right, this song is so fucking lolbuttz that for me it infected every other song in their collection.


Leif Bearikson

I wish I had words to describe how much I hate this, but I only have actions, so I’m going to disembowel myself and replace my intestines with burning thermite because it is bound to feel better than listening to this song. SECONDARY FLUSH: If you’re ever in Austin, don’t be fooled by the name of Circle Brewing’s Tuxedo T-Shirt Black IPA. What a waste of an amazing name.


So riddle me this: Who’s whiff is the most rancid?

This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 11-02-2014 09:00:00
end_date 11-03-2014 00:00:00
Poll Results:
Who's whiff is the most rancid?

Feel free to defend any of these choices in the comments section and tell me what a turd I am for my opinion. Also, if you hate something I love, send it to me for the next Whiff o’ the Week! All opinions here are strictly those of the writer in question, although most of them are correct.

(Photos VIA and VIA)

  • IronLawnmower

    http://youtu.be/M5eXAfQUTG8

    I’m not sure if I should categorise this as shitty or kvlt.

    Other exciting news:I’m getting a peavey 6505+ combo for christmas. Goodbye shitty Line 6 spider 2

    Edit:You did not just slabber about Nuclear Assault.

  • Death

    I really want to vote for ATG, but also ABRB.
    Edit: ABRB is a band full of douches, so I’ll go with that

    • Stockhausen

      My band was on a local opener slot for a tour they were on, and I can confirm they are mondo douches. Self-righteous to the max.

  • KJM

    I’ll go with W, nothing worse than disappointment after such a long wait.

  • Mr.CustodialArts

    NUCLEAR ASSAULT have produced some turds…THAT AIN’T ONE OF ‘EM. As for the BEACH BOYS thing, well…I always thought this tune was pretty heavy:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46IQu0yuJzU

  • Scrimm

    Gotta go with W on this one, I also had a feeling this one would be a letdown. Described it perfectly. Lindberg is one of my favorites, but that album is just meh.

    • Mr.CustodialArts

      I would have preferred a new DISFEAR record…I’ve listened to the new ATG twice, and while I wasn’t bummed on it…I’m not super stoked on it either. I was wondering what the consensus of the TOILET was…LINDBERG sounds great though, to my ears, and the lyrics are pretty cool. It may be a grower…

      • Scrimm

        I still bought it. It’s just so long and mostly mediocre. Agreed on Lindberg though, and his lyrics which are good. Amazing he can still sound like that. The guy is a huge vocal influence for me.

        • W.

          I honestly think I would have liked it a lot more if it wasn’t so long.

          • Scrimm

            Yeah maybe so.

          • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

            Actually, the only problem for me with AWWR is that it was too short. I’m used to listening to Dream Theater and Opeth with 10+ minute songs.

          • W.

            Don’t get me wrong, I love long songs. I’m saying the album itself had too many songs on it. If they had either made it shorter and more direct or cut some songs and experimented more with length, it would have worked a lot better.

          • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

            Exactly. They should’ve combined some of the songs together. Way too many songs. I give this album a 3.5 or 4 out of 5, it wasn’t bad.

      • Seconding the motion for Disfear.

      • Mother Shabubu III

        I want a new The Great Deceiver record. Lindberg’s forgotten band. A weird band that had hardcore, industrial and melodic death elements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xH2fSmunf4

        PS: I loved “At War With Reality”. I think At the Gates has much better writing/more interesting songs than most active melodic death metal bands, even some older ones.

    • i’m with W as well. everything is complete garbage, but ATG is the one that i wanted to enjoy the most, aka biggest letdown in a long time

  • Death

    Houston, we have a problem. I have already voted and the poll allows me to vote again. I will not do this, for it is cheating.

    • #goodguyDeath

    • W.

      Dangit, it’s not supposed to let you!

      • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

        This again?

        • W.

          Ok, I know it lets you go back to the radio button voting menu, but if you try to vote again, it will tell you you’ve used all your votes.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            I won’t try, can’t tell

          • Death

            It does? That’s good.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Good,

          • Death

            It’s fixed now.

          • W.

            I honestly have no idea how I fixed it, but I did somehow.

          • Death

          • W.

            More or less.

    • Mother Shabubu III

      Vote once and you are a patriot.

      Vote twice and you are a criminal.

      ‘Merica.

    • Lacertilian

      I rarely get the chance to vote due to time differences, pick Jack’s Bring Me the Horizon one please.
      Thanks Death.

      • W.

        I know it was a different thread, but no jest intended by my Pyscroptic comment. I know quite a few people here dig them.

        • Lacertilian

          Their new track ‘Echoes To Come’ is out now.
          You or Jack could do a little feature about it if you got the time.

  • FeelTheDarkness

    I say no to Rock n Roll Doctor.
    You could have picked several songs from Never Say Die but the songs on Technical Ecstasy were all good, it was the last Oz era album were they still cared about what they were doing.

    • Mr.CustodialArts

      NEVER SAY DIE is one of those records that people dig or debase…I think it’s fuckin’ awesome…♫JOOOOHNNNNY BLAAAAAAADE!!!♪

      • FeelTheDarkness

        I don’t hate it. It just suffered from their drug abuse. I still listen to it on a monthly basis.
        The title track is a banger.

  • 365’s pick doesn’t have riffs in it. but still way WAY down in the St. Louis metropolitan sewer system

  • i like how Ghostflusher picked Periphery

  • Leif Bearikson i found myself semi-enjoying your pick… then i realized why

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM

    • Tyree

      What the fuck is this shit!?

      • @tyreegearhart:disqus, you’re still drunk from last night… as am I. when embracing the void, one has to accept pop artists* such as Katy Perry.

        *bewbs

        • Tyree

          I think I am still a bit drunk. Katy Perry is tolerable, but this other prick can go die and die again.

          • Kanye might make the top 10 douchenozzles of modern times; and for a long time i agreed with you. then i listened to his first couple of albums. it’s fvcking listenable. the guy used to be quite talented. i’ll flush myself for saying that, if i have to!

          • W.

            I actually like some Kanye. He’s an egomaniac who vastly overestimates his own abilities, but I do enjoy a number of his songs.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            For me he summed up himself by saying. “I listen to a lot of my own music, for me I am the best artist there is”
            (not a strict quote as the original publication was in Finnish)

            But I did buy the 3rd album right when it was released. I confess.

          • Max

            Kanye speaks Finnish? Wow! Is there ANYTHING the guy can’t do?

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            HarDiHarHar. Haahaahaa and other noises of laughter.

          • Jöhnny Crünch™

            Much like you when you were president

          • W.

            You bet!

          • Simon Phoenix

            Kayne is pretty much the Varg of hip-hop. Complete asshole that occasionally makes good music.

          • I was trying to think of who else might fit this bill. Suge Knight has almost certainly killed multiple people and is a giant asshole. He didn’t really make music though, he just ran a label.

          • Simon Phoenix

            Suge might actually fit the role better. But the difference is that people still idolize Varg, while Suge as a person hasn’t been relevant for nearly two decades. People understand now that Dre was the true talent behind Death Row Records.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Jerry Lee Lewis? Shot his bass player, married his cousin (or smth), one his wives died under “mysterious” circumstances. And he comes of as an ass. But he made some killer things on the piano

          • Ah! Phil Spector could def be a comparison as well!

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Least he was made into a (killer) movie

          • W.

            What’s smth? “Shaking my tiny head?”

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Something. I’m not sure was it a cousin or a secind cousin.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Although shaking my tiny head would be appropriate as well

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      Infectious. I like it.

    • Death
      • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

        You’re hard to please, aren’t you

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    I like Von, but then my fondness for shitty lo fi blackness is unabashed. All the criticisms levelled at them are totally legit but they just do the trick for me.

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      I must also say that the reincarnated Von is THE WORST LIVE BAND IN THE HISTORY OF LIVE MUSIC!!! Utterly nauseating. Just when you think a song is going to end, it gets right back to wherever it was. And goes on for 10 MORE MINUTES! I admit I did like Devil Pig as covered by some other band, don’t remember which though. I can dig it up

      • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

        They shouldn’t really be doing much more than 20 minute sets in dank basements. I can deal with pointless droning length and repetition up to a point but I prefer it in stoned or depressive styles.

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          Yep, it was a sunny day in Tuska. An hour-long set I think they had, and they played longer than they had time for. Felt like three days.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            Ouch!

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Hey I found the song it is Obliteration’s. Also somebody made an non.terrible version of Veadtuck, but I can’t find it.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roO_4XXvnEI

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            That is pretty tasty.

    • Seconded. I love them but I have terrible taste.

      • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

        Speaking of California black metal, the band Ritual released a couple of criminally underrated USBM gems in the mid 90’s.

        http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=5xdV9oSEHLI

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          This is a lot better already

        • The Satan Ov Hell

          that drumming makes me blow a load

    • Max

      All I’ll say about VON – until I think of something else to say – is that I can’t get over the irony that one of Norwegian black metal’s foremost inspirations came from California. And even Varg liked them.

      • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

        And yet there are geographical elitists out there that insist black metal can only come from Scandinavia. Silly, silly people…

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          Who, What, Where. I never said that, you can’t prove anything. DIE, Devil Bird!

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            Sometimes I like to mess with BM elitists on Youtube. They take themselves very seriously though so its almost too easy to rustle their jimmies.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            BM elitists = Trve Kvlt, you can check my (more than hostile) feelings about them if you scroll up a little.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            I like a fair bit of trve kvlt stuff myself, but I don’t take it too seriously or talk about how the shitty production masturbates the unholy goatstench of the Satan grave or whatever. I just grin and rock out in my wheelie chair.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Yeah, I’ve no real problem with the music, just the people

    • Sponge Of Mystery

      samesies

  • Tyree

    Dubya gets my hungover stinky breath vote.

  • ToiletWaterJunky

    The worst Black Sabbath is better than the best of today’s shit

  • W.

    I voted for Issues. I’m totally okay with metal bands releasing non-metal tracks, but that song is pure radio lip-service.

  • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

    So I’m the only one who enjoyed Abrahadabra as 2010’s best pop album?
    Primary Flush:Black Sabbath. BS. Bullshit. Got my vote.

    • God

      You make me sad. For a second I thought you were agreeing with me on Abrahadabra 🙁

      • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

        I kinda do, don’t I. I could even go as far as call it Symphonic (extreme-ish) Metal, but there is not much black left in it, if that is what you mean.
        And I liked it very much.

        • God

          Would agree with that. Only a few tracks had some black metal left.

        • Simon Phoenix

          People are only butthurt about Dimmu because they didn’t make Stormblast a hundred times.

          I enjoy nearly all of their stuff, including Adbrahdabra. Fight me.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            I won’t. They have made only one album that hasn’t got at a least a song I like. I’ll rather stand with you in the oncoming slaughter.

  • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

    My vote goes to Xan.

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      You! Here! #1!

      • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

        I mean, even the name’s ass.

        • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

          I’m number 1.

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          Name’s ass? I was unaware they had such.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Wait I got it, the song’s name was ass= stupid! Silly me.

          • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

            Yeah.

          • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

            Your name is cool.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Thanks

          • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

            Welcome.

      • Death

        I managed to talk him into coming here.

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          You fine, fine man… thing

    • Sponge Of Mystery

      i really appreciate your username

      • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

        Yours too!

  • Spear

    Primary flush: BMTH
    Secondary flush: Jack Bauer for reminding me that BMTH exists. Fuck.

    • God

      …I enjoyed Sempiternal *braces self*

      • Elite Extremophile

        *hands you a life jacket to prepare you for flushing*

      • Spear

        Didn’t listen, can’t flush. I heard it was better than the rest of their work, at least.

        • God

          It was. Hated all their previous releases but sempiternal was much more mature.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Mature meaning watered down, added keys and increased pop sensibilities at the expense of heavy or metal. That said, it’s easily their best, I did kinda like it. Go to… especially.

  • Be advised, Randall Thor: you’ve just used up your One Free Pass to shit-talk Nuclear Assault.

    • Mr.CustodialArts

      I just listened to SOMETHING WICKED for the first time in YEARS…THAT one is a bit of a stinker, you gotta admit. RANDALL brings the butthurt like a Discount Dildo…I gotta give him credit for that.

      • W.

        Nuclear Assault definitely were not top tier thrash, but they did have some decent songs. Dan Lilker is a beast

        • Mr.CustodialArts

          SURVIVE is fucking RAD…but even THAT has the fucking DREADFUL Led Zep cover…whew! Lilker RULES.

          • IronLawnmower

            Game Over is my jam. Fucking love that disc.

      • Haha…his whiff was admittedly really bad…I’ve just been a Nuclear Assault fanboy since school days and my ass doth stingeth.

    • Simon Phoenix

      Sorry to rustle your jimmies further Jay, but the only thing I liked about Nuclear Assault was Dan Lilker. I’m with the Thor on this one. I’ll stick with Overkill and/or Carnivore for my NY thrash fix.

  • Gurp

    That Nuclear Assault riff. Eeeyugh.

    • That’s it: I’m getting off the internet for a while. You guys are burning my ass so badly I can’t even sit now.

      • Gurp

        Sorry mang, but that riff just sounds weaker than my grandma’s lungs after 4 decades of smoking.

      • Spear

        I was totally on board with that song until the riff in question happened. It’s like they spontaneously forgot how to play guitar halfway through recording and decided to run with it anyway.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Had to go with Leif because our local FM hard rock/metal radio station has been murdering my ears lately by playing that damn song a billion times a day.

  • God

    3 points:

    1: holy shit that nuclear holocaust riff was weak. Got my vote.
    2: so you are saying VON won’t redeem my cunting lifeloving status?
    3: dimmu borgir is Symphonic black Metal now and it’s about high time people get over it because abrahadabra is a well done album.

    • W.

      You’ve got 7 more points to make.

      • God

        Oh crap… Uh

        4: the new at the gates was a total letdown
        5: I think I’m addicted to the diablo swing orchestra. Don’t send help, I’m fine, I don’t need your damn intervention
        6: started playing skyrim again. I spent 7 hours building a house….fuck.
        7:*flush*
        8. I was actually saddened by the news of Wayne Statics death. I enjoyed a lot of his music and found a few songs of his album “pighanmer” that I couldn’t resist banging my head to.
        9: I need to start watching supernatural again.
        10: how was V/H/S Viral that much of a piece of shit??? 2 was so good!

        • Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

          I liked number 7.

        • W.

          Re: 5. I certainly won’t be sending you help because Pandora’s Pinata is my jam.
          8. Several people on this blog have expressed that the band was a gateway for them, so it’s definitely a bummer.

          • God

            I like his vocals too. Say what you will but I haven’t heard any other vocalist match his unique fast barking gruff style.

        • Sponge Of Mystery

          Was VHS Viral actually bad or did you just have extremely high expectations (like i do now) that weren’t lived up to?

          • God

            I Literally had no expectations. (1 was decent but sucked at the same time, and I really enjoyed 2 so i didnt know what to expect with Viral) It was just bad. While the other V/H/S films had a central story centered around the 3-4 mini stories contained within the film, Viral hardly had one and it was sloppy and made hardly any sense even for a V/H/S film. The whole movie had one Redeeming mini film (the one that was about the alternate universes) but the other ones were Shite. (hell even the magician one would have been more at home in a superhero film) Overall, I feel like I wasted and hour and 20 minutes of my life.

            VHS Viral gets a 3/10 – IGN

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            well maybe you setting low expectations might let me be pleasantly surprised (hopefully). I liked 1 quite a bit (although yes there were definitely some shitty parts in there) and i loved 2 immensely. Oh well, I’ll try my hardest to love it. I bet it will still be better than most of the horror shit that’s being put out nowadays. Btw, it’s not out yet so like, where’d you get/watch it?

          • God

            I’m a pirate matey.

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            i just watched it, ur right. It sucked weiners

          • God

            Absolutely terrible.

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            like, parts of the 3 videos were cool sometimes, but they weren’t scary. And holy shit was that major story hard to follow, wtf…The ending was kind of a cool idea and set up for another move but man it was so disappointing…

          • God

            See if the magician mini film on its own written a little differently would make a great full length supernatural thriller, the doorway one I loved but it was more disturbing than scary, and the 3rd one was just retarded. (“Hey remember that cult mini film from VHS 2 that everyone loved? With the monster at the end? Let’s recycle that one again but with snot nosed teenagers and no story!”)

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            i agree, i did love that cult one in number 2, and when i saw they were doing it again i was just like “really?” but yea the doorway one was cool. But yea, definitely the weakest of the 3

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      I though Death Cult Armageddon was aces as symphonic black metal goes but Dimmu haven’t really done it for me since. Still think the disdain levelled at them is a bit misplaced though, they sure know what they’re doing.

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      Almost agree about 3, it’s pop. But marvelous pop.
      About Von, they are the epitome of everything that makes trve kvlt the shittiest of all povsevr shit-thingys

    • Brock Samson

      I am a big Dimmu fan, but Abrahadabra left me feeling very sleepy. It was so underwhelming for me and the fact that they haven’t put out anything since has not helped them in the slightest.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    I thought the new ATG was pretty sweet myself. Maybe because I don’t listen to much melodeath, I appreciate the occasions when I do rouse myself to listen to some and it gets my blood going all the more.

  • Max

    Jeez…was that Clash song their equivalent of Cold Lake or something?

    Got my vote. I’ve always hated the Clash anyway. Just about the most un-punk punk rock band on the planet, apart from Green Day.

    • IronLawnmower

      Yep.

    • Lacertilian

      Good points.
      With Greenday, it’s hard to believe it’s the same band that put out this.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgp59BvWcPQ
      when you hear every song they put out after it.

  • Sponge Of Mystery

    Thanks for getting me into Von (:

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

      • Sponge Of Mystery

        lol i actually enjoyed it

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          So this is how good music dies. With loud applauds.

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            here, will this make you feel better? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njd5oOYBNdk

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Whew. Now this I is something I honestly enjoy

            *Remembers Back from Beyond* *cries eyes out*

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            lol seriously though why did they think it’d be a good idea to have their new album themed that way? You might as well just say, “hey guys, remember that sick album we made one time?? Yea well…here’s us trying to remake it in order to remain relevant.”

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Remaking something in order to stay relevant…

            Someone just made a brainfart, and I don’t mean you oh Sponge

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            ZING

          • IronLawnmower

            Basically any band that split up for years and then reformed. Even Carcass are guilty of it to an extent. Difference is Surgical Steel fucking rips.

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            Yea Surgical Steel is awesome

          • Death
  • I had to go with Leif. That was so fucking offensive.

  • Sponge Of Mystery

    Issues are one of the Hot Topic bands i actually like, but man, that version sucks penis

  • Death
  • CyberneticOrganism

    Nordling Rites of Karhu
    That Von demo is the shittiest shit I’ve heard all week. *FLUSH*

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      Finally someone with a little bit of sense in their heads (or CPUs).
      And hey, guess what. It is only downhill from that demo onwards. Even worse.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Von’s target audience

  • Cock ov Steele

    This weeks Whiff brought to you by Grandfather Nurgle, staying on the greener side of the warp!

    • W.

      I was hoping you specifically would like the art this week.

      • Cock ov Steele

        I am pleased. Very pleased.

        • W.

          Serving Papa Nurgle wouldn’t be so bad. He relieves you of all pain.

          • Cock ov Steele

            And you aren’t constantly burdened with obtaining blood for the blood God and skulls for the skull throne, I think Mr. Khorne has enough for one week thank you very much.

  • JWG

    There are parts of Technical Ecstasy that I like, and parts that I don’t.

    …And then there are the parts that could make me appreciate even Tony Martin era Sabbath. >_<

    • Cock ov Steele

      All Moving Parts Stand Still was my jam.

  • Cock ov Steele

    I think BMTH should go into flush purgatory, where they get flushed into another toilet for all eternity. They have been shitty for too long.

    • IronLawnmower

      With no oxygen

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    a toast to death

    vol on beach boys 50% volume
    vol on flying saucer attack 100%
    beach boys – surf’s up

    http://youtu.be/R2_wBbS7I08
    flying saucer attack – in the light of time
    http://youtu.be/HGy8TuYg7vc

  • The Satan Ov Hell

    -FLUSHES DEMON HAMBURGER DOWN THE TOILET OV HELL-

  • Mr. Bojangles

    Fuck As Blood Runs Black. A shitty band with shitty members and shitty music, ripping their hardcore fans off.

    You will taste cat feces tonight.