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Test Test Test Fuck.

Amirite?

Argue below.

  • Stockhausen

    Mmm. Needs more post blackened djentgaze.

  • The Devil

    And so it begins. I hereby bestow my unholy blessing on this bold new toilet bowl of the metal community

    • Deputy Dipshit

      *PLOT TWIST*
      Axl and Vince come to troll ToiletOvHell!

      • Deputy Dipshit

        I called it!!!!! m/

    • KJM

      Shemhamforash!!

    • God

      I bestow my Holy Blessing upon this site as well.

    • Quarter Ounce Harrell

      if you build it they will come.

  • Tim
    • W.

      It’s flushin-butter flushy time!

    • Lysa Morgan

      that fucking banana raises my ire

      • Mr. Bojangles

        *purrr* who are you?

        • Lysa Morgan

          they call me legion. for we are many

  • Christian Molenaar

    Now this is what I’m talking about.

  • Chris Simopoulos

    Trvly cvlt. From the title to the colour choice

  • Bozlinger

    Awesome

  • SMOHLG

    10/10 would read again

  • Bucket ‘o Blood

    Yay! I wonder how long it takes before Axl catches on.

  • At last, the only disqus feature worth our time

  • Chino’s shoe

    Hmmmm the smell here is amazing

    • Bozlinger

      new car and burnt wood

  • Further Down the Metal Hole

    Devil says it best.

  • Anathema

    Shit storm

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Bring Me The Shitstorm Horizon

  • Tommy P

    WIMPS AND POSEURS LEAVE THE HALL! OTHER BANDS PLAY, MANOWAR KILLS!

    • Between The Buried & Smee

      “Hipsters and posers I abhor, welcome to the thrasher’s abattoir.”

  • Deputy Dipshit

    m/ Oh Fuck Yes.

  • Chino’s shoe

    I’m really glad we have this little corner. LET THE FLUSH BEGIN!

  • CyberneticOrganism

    m/

  • my ready is body.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN! KNEEL BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Bozlinger

      only if my dick reaches your mouth <3

  • dem0n0cracy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPypRw7yvVQ
    Testing out the embedding. Also, I miss listening to this song and the live streams are expired. Also, this comes out next fucking week. Fuck yes.

    • Also, Heavy Blog Is Heavy got their hands on the album, they gave it 4.5/5
      Hooray!

      • SHITSONTITS

        This album has gotten killer reviews from EVERYONE. My body is ready.

    • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

      Holy shit I can’t wait for my pre-order to arrive!

  • Cockypock Aioli

    Well done Joe.

  • SHITSONTITS

    Let the shitting begin!!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      *shits*

      *flushes*

      • SHITSONTITS

        In the ever so eloquent words of Jay and Silent Bob:

        “We’re gonna make ’em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made ’em eat.”

  • geddy

    Fuck yes – may this site grow into a great big fucking party town. Hey – here is some reading not included in that lame list posted over at ‘that other site’.

  • Operation Spam a Link to This Site on Every MetalSucks Post will commence shortly.

    • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

      in progress over at MS sister site metalinjection

  • Cock of Steele

    (Fedora tip) Well done sir, recording some some solo microtonal blackened djentgaze BATHROOM stuff. Expect to be whisked away to unholy lands of interdimensional obseisance, freezing paradises, and other big words.

  • Lelouch did nothing wrong.
  • Paris Hilton

    Let’s test this shit out

  • TrickleDownTacoRiff

    Mmmm feels so good I want to crawl up in it! Three words! You da man!

  • Tyree

    FUCKIN HELL!!! This is awesome!

  • KJM

    (waves hullo)

  • Drilldo Pillow

    Super pumped about this. Thank you for the unholy spawned alternative.

  • Mr.CustodialArts

    I was gonna shave my taint this morning, totally need to, but I was running late, so my day kinda started off on the wrong foot. Shit.

  • Randall Thor

    i dont really like power metal

  • Stockhausen

    FIRST.

  • Miau.

    • I Am A Lobster

      Da fuq is going on?

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • DCLXVI

    Flush

  • What’s yer names guys?
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    Everyone is Ken.