The mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Mixing genres is not a good idea. Mixing genres when you’re not particularly good at any of them is even worse. LA’s Volumes have been blending metalcore, djent, nu-metal, and rapping for almost 10 years (Jesus. Really?) to the delight of the Warped Tour crowd. When they’re not fighting with security or each other, that is. Now they have a new music video and have brought along rapper Pouya for the ride. Sadly, they did not ask the band Puya to collaborate as well. Let’s see how this goes.
0:17. Gunna vom.
0:21: Jesus Christ.
0:28: For fuck’s sake.
0:53: Shitting piss.
1:00: Pissing shit.
1:31: Quack. Quack. Quack! Quack! QUACK!
1:35: Fuck me dead.
1:40: Fuck me sideways.
1:51: The children aren’t our future.
1:59: The way things are going, there won’t be much of a future anyway, so no biggie.
2.05: What a waste of water.
2:13: It’s like “Can’t Hardly Wait” if everyone was reprehensible and had syphilis.
2:23: You just got shot with the Herpes Gun.
2:30: I think this video just made me extra straight edge.
2:38: Somewhere there’s a parole officer shaking his head in disappointment.
2:45: Probably a whole lot of parents shaking their heads too.
2:56: Rolling Rock must be thrilled to have their product included in this video.
2:59: *cough cough cough*
3:08: Apparently, the weather in LA is extra greasy tonight.
3:17: I would strongly recommend everyone watching this get tested for various STDs.
3:31: That moment you realize you’re in a Volumes video.
3:34: And now the pool has pubic lice.
3:40: That video did not have enough bass players.
Volumes new album Different Animals is out on June 9th via Fearless Records. Remember to always use protection when having sex.