Unit 731 Release Promo Track; “Immolation” Burns My Unit

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I’ve slept on this pretty hard, as it was released exactly a week ago. BUT, tis better to mosh now than to have never moshed at all.

Unit 731 have put out a track from to hype up their new album, The Hive Mind. Honestly, “Immolation” is far from the best or heaviest Unit song that I’ve heard, but it’s still pretty damn good. Let us hope that the new album rips nuts!

Tell me what you jerks think in the comments and share some of your favorite mosh tunes. Wednesdays are mundane, so let’s fuck shit up!

  • I sorta like Wednesdays…

    • I’m a Tuesday man. Always have been, always will be.

      • W.

        You only like Tuesdays because of Rosa’s. Which is a good reason.

      • Come on guys! TECH-DEATH-THURSDAYS is where it is at!!!

        GL

        • Death

          What about Murmaider Monday?

        • That’s tomorrow, and it is gonna be extra epic this time.

          • JWG

            Can not wait. Seriously. I want it now.

      • Randall Thor

        New release day is my favorite too

    • Gorgasm

      I like Wednesdays, because Doug Benson does his live show on youtube.
      Other than that, Wednesday can burn in a car fire.

      Fridays always win!!!

      • Death

        No, Saturdays are the best.

        • Gorgasm

          I’m not about to start a best-day-of-the-week argument with you, Death.

          I’ve had enough close calls as it is.

          • Death

            You’re a wise man.

    • Xan

      Wednesdays are pretty good. I hate Thursdays with a passion. It is trash day on Thursdays and nearly two hours of my day is spent gathering it and hauling it to top of the driveway which is about a mile away because I live in the middle of buttfuck woods. I can’t fit the cans in my car or I would.

  • W.
    • Randall Thor

      So do we post videos here to let the author know we think they suck, or do we post videos here just to post them?

      • we post videos here because we aren’t MS and we encourage expression of opinions in a constructive fashion. Also we hate that fucking axl guy.

        • Randall Thor

          Cool, wasn’t sure what the protocol was here

      • W.

        He said to share favorite mosh tunes. I have a soft spot for Skinless.

        • Randall Thor

          UGH MY READING COMPREHENSION SKILLS ARE HORRIBLE TODAY

    • Howard Dean

      I fucking love Skinless. This album is pure moshing brutality. I think I’ve probably popped about 75 blood vessels in my head and neck listening to the song Execution of Reason alone. I’m so pumped that they are working on new material.

      • W.

        Me too. My buddy and I used to slam Progression Towards Evil all the time.

        • Howard Dean

          I’ve picked up pretty much their entire discography at used record stores over their years. And though I like PTE and From Sacrifice to Survival well enough, they really hit the notes just right with Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead. For me, their best album by a good margin. I even like the Black Sabbath cover at the end. I’m really hoping their new material lives up to their reputation–and everyone’s expectations, which are incredibly and (and maybe a little unfairly) high.

          • W.

            I agree about hitting stride with Trample the Weak.

      • Scrimm

        They kill it live too.

      • TrickleDownTacoRiff

        I wonder what it sounds like…

        • Howard Dean

          [creaking]
          [crashing sound]
          [thundering drums and chainsaw guitar]
          [Howard Dean snaps his own neck headbanging]

          I fucking love that song.

          • TrickleDownTacoRiff

            just listened for my first time! and i can hear why!! good shit!

          • W.

            Yah man, they’re solid.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          I was excited when i saw the word immolation, then immediately saddened when i discovered it wasn’t the OSDM legends. Also my inspiration for my catchy moniker for our enemies FAILURES FOR BLOGS. This album cover is one of my favorites, its so majestic.
          Also i would give up my kingdom for this shirt.

          • TrickleDownTacoRiff

            yes i was sucked in as well.

    • Xan

      I love Skinless. I’m very glad their dissolution wasn’t permanent.

    • Call the Slambulance

      Haha, I fucking stole this CD from a record store when I was 13 or some shit. Still a great album.

  • Randall Thor

    This was big, dirty, and pretty fun

  • Death

    I have started my own marxist state in my backyard.

    • Cock of Steele

      Your yard is the people’s yard.

      • Death

        Currently I’m the only one there.

        • Cock of Steele

          We all start somewhere.

          • Death

            Wanna join me?

          • Cock of Steele

            Not at the moment I’m afraid, I’m too much of a cunting lifelover to join a state of Death.

          • Death

            You don’t have to die to get here. Just fly to Finland. Well, it’s almost the same as dying, but worse.

  • BTW: The more you know.
    I was searching for an image for this post. Apparently Unit 731 was a unit in the Japanese military that was responsible for human experimentation and heinous war crimes during WWII. I do not recommend image searching Unit 731.

    • Death

      I did and I enjoyed every second of it.

      • You would.

        • Death

          You know me so well Jack.

      • Hey so what became of those stupid “we are gonna detonate a nuke in your face” idiots I sent you the other day?

        • Death

          They are whining like little bitches. They claim that you are too OP.

          • Nonsense, not my fault they can’t repel bullets. Bunch of pussies if you ask me.

          • Death

            I could not agree more.

    • W.

      Oh yah, I actually recently read about it (like a week or two ago). They did some Mengele-level jacked up stuff.

      • Howard Dean

        “AUSCHWITZ, THE MEANING OF PAIN, THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE!”

        • Kevin Nash and Friends

          Slow death, immense decay showers that cleanse you of your life. Forced in like cattle you run, Stripped of your life’s worth Human mice, for the angel of death Four hundred thousand more to die
          Angel of death Monarch to the kingdom of the dead.

          • Howard Dean

            This is sort of how I picture us right now, but with less forehead bleeding, and more torn quads.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJ-Ok1z46E

          • Call the Slambulance

            Phil is the walking personification of the metalhead stereotype. It’s hilarious. “WHAT A RIFF!”

    • Christian Molenaar

      Yes, and after Japan surrendered, MacArthur granted them all immunity so long as they handed over their research to the US government. What a nice guy.

      • Mother Shabubu III

        So basically after WW2, we took up a lot of scientists, Nazi, Japanese, etc, and their research. I think it’s safe to say we invented AIDS and other shit then as population control.

    • RuIN?

      Also a Hanneman penned ditty from World Painted Blood.

    • Gorgasm

      I love reading about that shady shit. MK Ultra is one of my favorite subjects.

      fucking crazy shit right there.

    • TrickleDownTacoRiff

      Damn that’s messed up.

    • Squibble Skwonk

      I’m actually in Germany atm and have been visiting a lot of memorials/ historical sites. But I think it’s strange how much the world focuses on the European fighting but Japan’s activity during the war is largely overlooked.

      • Mother Shabubu III

        It’s because the war on Europe seem to target the Jews, and American is semi-secretly run by them. You never hear about how Pakistan and India are constantly nearing mutual nuclear annihilation either.

      • Max

        Not in Oceania. We hear about it all the time; it’s never really gone away.

    • Mother Shabubu III

      To quote Groundskeeper Willie, “I warned ye! Didn’t I warn ye?”

    • crazytaco_12

      Yeah dude, there’s a movie called “Men Behind the Sun” that’s all about this place; not a documentary though. Was criticized for being intensely graphic, but the director said he didn’t want to sugarcoat any of the details of what went on there.

    • crazytaco_12

      Another the more you know, the band Maruta I believe got their name from this Unit 731 as well, as the Chinese prisoners they tested on they referred to as “Maruta” (which I believe means log), either way, just a dehumanizing term.

  • Kevin Nash and Friends

    So, I’m watching this ECW pay per view and it sucks. Anarchy Rulz 1999 sucks.

    • Death

      Anarchy rules mate.

  • IronLawnmower

    Guys I wanna start my own comedy website (Kinda like non shit cracked and something awful) where would I start?

    • Death

      The internet is a good place to start with.

      • IronLawnmower

        and a good place to end as well. and a good place to middle.

        • Death

          Not if you go too deep…

          • IronLawnmower

            Ain’t no love in the deep web son.

          • Death

            I know daughter. I have been there. That was some shit that even scarred death.

          • Death

            This seems like a death grips reference

          • IronLawnmower

            I only know of them because the album cover is a penis and this one “le edgy meems” 4chan kid always posts about them.

          • Negrodamus

            Might be worth investigating a little further, you could start with the album whose cover is my face!

          • Death

            Every time someone mentions death grips, you’ll like that comment. I’m starting to think that you like their music.

          • Negrodamus

            I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM

          • W.

            You need a lift?

    • Well there is this one site I used to visit…oh I forget the name. It had a duck that posted articles…almost feels like it was just a dream.

      • Death

        Did it also have a weird guy that everyone hated?

        • Yea it did.

          • IronLawnmower

            Now I’m curious.

          • Death

            Then I saw that dream too. Weird.

          • NefariousDude

            I’ve dreamed of this too WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

          • Death

            I don’t know! I’m afraid. Hold me!

          • IronLawnmower

            MAYBE IT WASN’T A DREAM.

          • Death

            WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I DON’T HAVE MY READING GLASSES ON?

          • NefariousDude

            Why are you so cold and empty? Is that my essence being sucked out of me?! Was that robin Williams?!

          • NefariousDude

            Whoops no it was just metalsucks lol my bad

          • Death

            I didn’t want to take him, I swear! He was too funny.

          • NefariousDude

            Lol death, ur bad!

          • Death

            Everyone makes mistakes, even the mighty Death.

          • NefariousDude

            Yeah what the fuck was up with Steve Irwin?

          • Death

            Okay, I dropped that stingray by accident.

        • IronLawnmower

          It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realise you were talking about Multiple Scoliosis.

          • Death

            Yeah, that is fucking horrible.

    • Kevin Nash and Friends

      You should do that and have guest article writers such as myself and the rest of us here at the Toilet. Also, Cracked has some good articles.

      • IronLawnmower

        That’s kind of the plan. Because I probably couldn’t update a website frequently myself.

        • Kevin Nash and Friends

          I would love to do a funny article about the least manly alcoholic beverages. Also, a funny parody of Japanese wrestling.

          • IronLawnmower

            I’ll contact you as soon as I know how the hell I start a website. How did this place get started?

          • Kevin Nash and Friends

            It got started as every other website got started, through a website maker.

          • IronLawnmower

            WordPress i’m guessing?

          • Kevin Nash and Friends

            Yeah, that’s a common website maker. I’m sure that would work for your idea.

          • IronLawnmower

            I’m downloading wordpress. Soon I shall become internet famous for all the funnies.

          • Advice for you:
            Wordpress.org not wordpress.com
            That means you will need a host to put up your site. It’s more work doing it the wordpress.org way but absolutely necessary imo.

          • IronLawnmower

            I’m not looking to make this professional or anything. are you sure it wouldn’t work for a small wee hobby site?

          • You will (A) learn way more and (B) end up with a better product going the org route. But com would work fine for a hobby site.

          • IronLawnmower

            I’ll go the com route because fuck all that headache inducing noise.

          • These kids today!!!!

          • IronLawnmower

            I WANT TO INTERNET BUT I DON’T WANT TO MONEY.

          • W.

            How do i reach these keeds?

          • Death

            I swear I’ll start trolling your site.

          • IronLawnmower

            You can’t troll me my mommy works for the school. She’ll get you in detention.

          • Death

            No please, don’t tell her. I’ll get grounded. Fine, I won’t start trolling you… with this account. Huehuehuehuehue

          • IronLawnmower

            I have 7/24 internet cybercops on speeddial.

          • Death

            But they won’t help you when I frame you. Your computer is now filled with pictures that are illegal.

          • IronLawnmower

            AXL ROSENBURGER

          • Xan

            In tha’ flesh:

          • IronLawnmower
          • Death

            I have visited your site.

          • IronLawnmower

            Yeah I have no idea what the hell I’m doing. I need to register a domain and shit like that.

          • IronLawnmower

            Here it is. http://bringyourownbullshit.wordpress.com/ Ain’t much to look at at the min.

          • Looks like my forum.

            /I’ll fix that one day.

          • IronLawnmower

            I’m trying to work out how to add disqus comments right now.

          • Kevin Nash and Friends

            It looks as good as it can be at the moment. Also, count me in as a writer. I have some pretty humorous article ideas.

          • W.

            Yup, wordpress.

          • with a healthy dose of Reason, Honor & Respect

          • W.

            No shame. When I was on my honeymoon in Mexico, I drank only frozen girly drinks.

          • Kevin Nash and Friends

            At least you’ve never had Zima. To tell people a man likes that drink is the worst insult to the victim’s manhood.

      • Keegan Lavern Still

        When they’re not compiling together 5 past articles into one obscenely gigantic one, constantly dicking with article titles, and generally sloppy when it comes to ordering photoplasties. Not that I don’t like the site, quite the contrary actually, but Christ that shit’s gotten old.

        • IronLawnmower

          Visit the writers workshop. They encourage homogeneous articles and shit. Which is kinda why I want to do this website because theres kind of a void in my head I wanna fill myself.

      • JWG

        Cracked has some good articles, but their most ‘visible’ user base are a terrifying mix of conserva-trolls and techy nerds who absolutely *hate* when you even marginally imply that technology should be designed for everybody of any skill level to use and not, instead as they feel, that people who can’t use techy stuff as well as they do should all be rounded up and shipped off to Antarctica.

        The worst are the ones who are both those things.

    • Gorgasm

      I once heard that when Jerry Seinfield started, 90% of what he wrote was garbage.

      • This is also true. If you want to make good comedy you will need to write nonstop.

        • W.

          A ton of Mitch Hedburg’s jokes were duds, but he figured out a way to make them work anyway.

          • Gorgasm

            That guy had a great comedic style, but like so many others, drugs…..

          • Negrodamus

            I used to do drugs. I still do, but, I also used to.

          • Gorgasm

            I only do the pots and the occasional shroom trip.

            I made a promise to myself to never do pills or powders, unless they’re prescriptions. My willpower is just too weak. Although i’m not going to preach to the people who do. That’s their choice.

            I don’t know if booze counts, but I also love booze.

          • W.

            NegroD gave you a Mitch Hedburg joke, and it whizzed right over your head.

          • Gorgasm

            Shit…Really?

            Fuck me….sry for going all self righteous and shit.

            I’m an idiot.

          • W.

            Don’t beat yourself up, mate. Can’t win ’em all.

          • Kevin Nash and Friends

            Mitch Hedburg is a genius, just like George Carlin, Sam Kinison and Richard Pryor.

          • old_man_doom

            For some reason I still lose my shit whenever I think about smacky the frog.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        jerry was the shits, seinfeld was all this man’s genius. Here he was on that late night sketch show from the 80’s fridays (if anyone remembers it) playing han solo in a sketch. He needs no introduction.

  • Death

    By the way, I haven’t seen God in a while. I think it’s safe to say, that god is dead.

    • Death

      That was a good joke mate. A bloody good joke.

    • Wizard Aura

      If you’re death and you haven’t seen god in a while, wouldn’t that imply that he’s probably alive?

      • Death

        You did not get the damn joke. Look at the picture and then the joke.

        • Wizard Aura

          Because Nietzsche?

  • Mother Shabubu III

    The real Unit 731 is some fucked up shit. True crimes against humanity.

  • This bores me.

  • Kevin Nash and Friends

    I have found the greatest thing ever. This is the reason Jesus died for our sins and this is the pinnacle of history. This is so amazing it makes the hardest hearted drill sergeant weep like a little girl. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a table fighting a ladder.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp464vKKu5g

    • Call the Slambulance

      God fucking damnit, I love people so much.

  • RuIN?

    That was a good jam.

  • Never heard these guys before, this is some tough man shit!

  • This is wigger slam but these guys bring the mosh hard.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UxWLa_vAxE