TovH Radio: The Dirty Secret of List Season

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Ever wondered the REAL reason why every metal publication on the planet publishes a billion “Best-of” lists at the end of every year? On this episode, we expose their dirty little secret. Join us as we excoriate The Grammys, Metal Hammer, Revolver, Nikki Sixx’s short-lived rap rock group 58, and we do a deep dive of the film The Invitation. It’s a good time, y’all.

Music featured in this program:

Reserving Dirtnaps – “Reserving Dirtnaps” from Part II (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Nomads – “Lucretia, My Reflection” from Love It or Leave It (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

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  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    These episodes are getting intense.

  • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

    Even I’ve never heard of 58 before. Did they release anything?

    • you gotta listen to the show.

      • Maik Beninton™

        I think that sounded more like country rock.

        • Óðinn

          Well…when you’re as white as Nikki Sixx, country music is rap. It’s all relative.

      • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

        I’m shuddering at the thought of Nikki Sixx trying to rap.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Dee Dee Ramone’s failed hip hop career>>>>>>Nikki Sixx’s failed hip hop career

  • Eliza

    I wanted to look up Nikki Sixx’s rap rock group for a moment, but on a second thought, I don’t want to know.

    • That was the correct choice.

      • Eliza

        I am 100% sure.

  • Maik Beninton™

    The Golden Porcelain Throne Awards.

  • Jesus fucking Christ, this isn’t even FUN bad.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbwunWSfL8

  • NOMADS >>>>>>>> (REFERRING TO THE IRON MAIDEN SONG)
    -GORAK

  • Joaquin Stick

    I’m a sucker for awards shows, but will not watch the Grammys unless I am really trying to annoy the people I am with. Actually not totally bummed out about the metal picks this year though. Also 365’s Korn impression was top shelf.

  • KyleJMcBride

    I was watching the 1989 Grammys live when a non-Metal band won Best Metal song for music released in 1987.

    • Pentagram Sam

      I love me some Priest, but their Grammy was kinda an obvious “give it to a lifer” situation.

      It was a live version of a song from the seventies, Dissident Aggressor .

      I’m betting it’ll be another type of “give it to a lifer” with Megadeth or Korn this year

    • Óðinn

      Its’s true. Metallica was so pissed about it that they’ve sucked for 27 years now.

  • KyleJMcBride

    “Best Of” lists serve a better purpose than award shows for no other reason than a lot more bands get their names out there than just a chosen few.

    • KyleJMcBride

      And yes, I am listening to the show.

      • We are complicit in the “Best of” list shenanigans. Last week was our busiest traffic week of the year by far!

        • Wait til I drop my best of 2016 list in 2018 when I finally finish it

          • Óðinn

            But, in truth, Randall needed only one Metal song in 2016. A song from a band that wielded sword and hammer so true that all other Metal was crushed in their wake. Not even the demon priests of Ill Nitaar could stand against them. They were not to be crossed. 😉

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZRi_9HwMbE

  • KyleJMcBride

    I’ve never fallen asleep during a concert.

    • Óðinn

      I did. ZZ Top.

  • KyleJMcBride

    Ripper Owens, U madd?

  • KyleJMcBride

    Squirrel Nut Zippers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies. I remember when that was a thing. #ReallyFuckingOld

  • KyleJMcBride

    I am The Cuck of this and all other years.

  • Waynecro

    Excellent show, bros. I saw Knights of Badassdom a while back and thought it was OK. Nomads is a good.

  • KyleJMcBride

    Call me petty or bitter, but I would never attend a party under those circumstances.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Your series of comments has me very excited to listen.

    • Óðinn

      Hillbilly 1: I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.
      Hillbilly 2: You bitter?
      Hillbilly 1: Yeah, bit HIM too!

  • Óðinn
    • ouch, quite the hot take there!

      • Óðinn

        To be fair, those Airline guitars are okay.

  • “Is there maybe a different Enslaved that we don’t know about?”
    DEAD. hats off for that one.

  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn