TovH Radio Ep. 26: THREE INCHES OF SHITWATER

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On this week’s episode, Joe, Randall, and 365 talk about fantasy football, HM-2 pedals, rancid dishwashers, and the NRA. Join us for jams from World Hater, Brutally Deceased, Sumerlands, and Axxen Conners.

Music featured on this program:

World Hater – “It All Means Nothing” from Make it Stop (Bandcamp)(Facebook)
Brutally Deceased – “The Art of Dying” from Chainsaw Dismemberment (Bandcamp)(Facebook)(Review)
Sumerlands – “Blind” from Sumerlands (Bandcamp)(Facebook)
Axxen Conners – “Behind the Walls of Primal Existence” from Nowhere to Escape Sins (Bandcamp)(Facebook)

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  • Lacertilian
  • My guitarist is going to be using his HM-2 pedal for our upcoming album. I’m so stoked for it.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I’m doing so good at fantasy football.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      You would.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        This will be my season.

    • Superman does good. You’re doing well.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        My dad corrects me whenever I say I’m doing good. Are you sure that you’re not secretly my dad?

  • Am I only the one who thinks that alligator covered in duckweed is oddly cute?

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Probably

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      I’m sporting a half chub, as I type. Though, that’s for different reasons. Hmmmm, I think I just made it weird.

      • Not too weird ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    you don’t have a shop vac?

    • posers

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      I have a vac shop? Same?

    • Please contribute to the “Buy Joe a shop vac and also maybe an air compressor and a nail gun and a storage shed and a table saw” GoFundMe.

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        you can buy shop vacs for like the price of 3 ballast point six packs tho

        • I’ve been a home owner for all of four months. There’s a bunch of shit that I want that I just don’t have the dough for at the moment.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            someone gave me a waffle maker for a house warming present and I traded that shit for leaf blower on my local facebook tag sale site.

          • That is a top notch swap, bro.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Owning a home is fucking awesome and terrible at the same time.

      • YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US.
        -Nails

      • nbm02ss

        That’s how it starts; you acquire the essentials and think to yourself, “I’m finally set”, but then you find yourself checking out that plasma cutter….

      • Ayreonaut

        Maybe if they have some leftover money they can contribute to my “buy Dan more jeep parts and air tools and beer” gofundme

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Was anyone else’s nickname in high school, THREE INCHES OF SHITWATER? Anyone?

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    World Eater?

  • Eliza

    I hate sports. I suck at all of them. Except swimming. I get by at that. But my school doesn’t have a swimming pool. I hate that too.

  • Holy shit that shitwater story reminds me of the house I was renting before I moved. The sewer pipe that leaves the house broke, and would cause nasty water to back up into the bottom of the dishwasher and make it smell like literal raw sewage.

    • Eliza

      That sounds terrifying.

      • It was awful and persisted across the final 2-3 months we lived there. The landlord wouldn’t believe us that the pipe was broken even though that section of the yard was constantly wet and smelled like putrid sewage.

        • Eliza

          I couldn’t survive two days in a situation like that, two months seems impossible.

          • You’d be surprised at what you can handle when the rent is the best you can get. For example my mom would probably rather die than spend a night in the apartment I rent now, but it’s cheap and close to both my job and my gym, so I put up with the filth outside of my room and the bathroom.

          • Eliza

            I need everything to be at least visibly clean, otherwise I’m not comfortable. Tidiness is a different story though, my things are always all over the place.

          • I tried keeping things clean for the first couple weeks but it never lasted for more than a day. Weird black shit just keeps appearing and sticking to the floor, and I have no idea what it is or what’s causing it (my roommate? his buddies? the cat?). I’ve settled for doing the floors once a week and spraying off the kitchen frequently.

          • Eliza

            Weird black shit, huh? •_•

          • I seriously have no idea what it is. It looks like gum that has been stuck to the road for a long time, but me and my roomate don’t chew gum. It could be cat crap, but then why is it only in the common area and kitchen and not over by where the litterbox is in the other room? I’m starting to wonder if it has something to do with my roommate and his friends’ marijuana use.

          • more beer

            As someone who smokes a lot of marijuana. The only way they are getting weird black shit all over the floor. Is if they are cleaning the resin out of their pipe and throwing it on the floor. But most broke potheads don’t typically throw that away. They save it for a rainy day.

          • Hmmm. Well thanks for the tip, but now I’m more stumped…

          • more beer

            No Problem.

          • NDG

            They could be hot knifing, mate (Australian term) or doing dots, bro…as they say in NZ.

          • Lacertilian

            That must be a regional thing, I’ve only ever heard them called spots here in NSW. Then again, we only really nail spots when someone has some wax or something equally pliable.

          • more beer

            They are in America. I have hot knifed a few times. But with scissor hash. Which is something you don’t really see to often here anymore. I live where it is legal and can’t find that. I can get all sorts of extracts all day long. But those are pricey and hot knifing them wouldn’t make sense. Also you don’t hot knife flower.

  • Abradolf Lincler

    Shake N Bake is also a way to make meth. could be a dope grind band name

  • You guys are fucking killing me with this tennis talk. Maxlolz

  • Toiletron, Flusher Of Gods

    Um, hey, Joe, about that article three weeks ago. A “yes” or “no” would be nice. I had interviews lined up in the meantime, thanks. 🙂

  • Toiletron, Flusher Of Gods

    Moving on with my interviews and articles, folks. Feel free to hit me up on geistimsturm@yahoo.com. I’ll still comment, just moving on.

  • Joaquin Stick

    I opened up my itunes for the first time in like 3 years over the weekend just to rate this podcast.

  • World Hater sounds rad. And they have the same rad cover of Satyrasis last album, which is one of my favorite albums of last year!

  • Toiletron, Flusher Of Gods

    As I said earlier, moving on. A funny article about a guy proclaiming to beat someone up over Metallica’s “Black Album” is not, to quote Joe “a good fit for the site”, but an article with a real life 2 year old being stabbed to death is OK. Fine, moving on. Geistimsturm@gmail.com if anyone wants to contact. I’m done.

    • No one owes you anything, including running a post you think is good. Maybe they don’t like your post and don’t want to run it on their site. Getting butthurt/pissy about it doesn’t help you or encourage anyone to want to run anything for you in the future

      • Toiletron, Flusher Of Gods

        Getting a yes or no on it was the main point, and my drunk ass took it further. Either way……… Keep the post up, I’ll take my lashings. :-p

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      blabbermouth published that story like two weeks ago

      • Toiletron, Flusher Of Gods

        Um, yeah, brainac. It was a parody on it.

    • EsusMoose

      That article sounds terrible.

    • Ayreonaut

      Relax dood

      • Toiletron, Flusher Of Gods

        Long story I haven’t quite explained………

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Worthington MA is very rural

  • Waynecro

    Dude, Joebro, I also had problems with the dishwasher in my new house. I use one dish for my meal every day, so I tend to wash it by hand. We didn’t use the dishwasher until after the housewarming party. The first time we turned it on, it started pissing water all over the place. The repair company wouldn’t fix it because the warranty was under the name of the company who renovated the house. When I finally got all that sorted out, no one could figure out what was wrong with it to fix it. Long story short: We had five different techs (including a Russian mafia-looking dude who carried his tools in a leather briefcase) from three different companies look at it. It took nearly six months, but we finally got a mostly leak free dishwasher.

    • Everyone leaks a little bit every now and then, nothing wrong with that

    • Joaquin Stick

      I thought I just had bad luck. All 3 apartments I have lived in post-college have had shitty dishwashers. I guess they are all terrible appliances though, like home printers.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    really digging the sumerlands, might have to buy this one

    • They sound sooo different. Loving it, too.

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        I listened hard to this, loud. Kept trying to turn it up louder. I finally figured out that it sounded so good to me because I’ve heard everything here before either on a Dokken, Ratt, or early solo career ozzy album. Except all the heaviest, fastest, and best riffs all in one place. I really hope that they get the kind of response they need to be able to keep making music like this.

        • I did not have an opportunity to listen to it all the way through last night…. going to start this afternoon at work.

          Away. The riffing/drumming is great. I like how they sync up so well. Not sure I agree with others comments about it being “retro-ish”. I think the whole thing can stand well on its own. Buying it right meow.

          GL

    • That album rules my buttz

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        It’s really listenable. It’s like what I wish Fates Warning could have become if they didn’t part with John, and didn’t get weird with Ray. Great tone, levels are balanced, riffs are solid, the vocals fit so well with everything else. Gonna plug this into the home stereo this evening and give it a thorough listen to reinforce whether it’s worth adding to the wax collection. First impressions certainly are positive

  • Joaquin Stick

    I listened to the book club album last week and also enjoyed it. It’s something I would have loved a few years ago, but can still dig it now. Did you guys pick one for next week or is the book club over now?

    • I’m glad you dug it! The next two episodes will feature special guests, so the book club is on hold for now. We’ll resume in a few episodes.

  • Waynecro

    Also, World Hater fucking rules.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Great show as always gentlemen, highly entertaining.