Toilet Radio: SEASON TWO, EPISODE ONE

Are you ready to start season two of Toilet Radio with this first episode of 2017? Well fuckin’ get ready. Strap yourself in for a wild ride as we cover every single worthwhile topic in a single hour. Highlights: We discuss Vektor losing 3/4 of the band, predict everything that will happen in the world of metal this year, discuss our failed 2016 resolutions and figure out new ones for 2017. We also plan out every great piece of content Toilet ov Hell will run over the next calendar year, talk about Steven Seagall‘s Asian Experience, learn about a nü-metal festival, attempt to book Orgy on the show, attend a ska show, and interview Bruce Lamont‘s saxophone because his owner was too cool to talk to us. It’s a good show!

Music Featured on this program:

Maltheist – “Oligarch” from Maltheist (Bandcamp)
Skuz – “Hateflower” from Endless Grief (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

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  • Lacertilian

    Wonder if you get Joe that Cordyceps sp. stuff will it infect and subsequently consume his brain like it does with these ants?
    The fungus infects the ant’s minds and makes them climb to the highest point they can find, as it eats their brain they die and their pincers grab hold of the plant while the fungus sends out its mushroom from the ant’s head, raining spores on the colony below and starting the cycle again.
    Metal as fuck.
    I think Cephalic Carnage had a song about a similar concept once too.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8

    • Space Monster W.

      What happens after the ant is consumed by a bird? Are their fungal bird swarms in Venezuela?

      • GL

        Speaking of Venezuela, has anyone heard from Link?

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Yeah, he’s doing well. Started a new job that is very time consuming and computer-centric, so it is hard for him to be here all the time.

        • Space Monster W.

          Indeed. He is doing about as well as living in Venezuela allows. A bunch of us sent him a care package for the holidays.

    • RustyShackleford

      Incredibly fucking metal. The Cordyceps fungus was also the inspiration for the Last of Us video game. It’s not really the focus, but you can tell from the art of the infected humans that it’s basically “holy shit what if this happened to humans”

      http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/new-monster/images/0/07/Stalker_lastofus.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140716190824

    • more beer

      If there is a Cephalic Carnage song about this. I am pretty sure the concept is. psilocybin spores raining down Lenzig’s throat.

  • GL
  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    My goal for 2017: build a saloon

    http://static8.depositphotos.com/1010569/926/i/950/depositphotos_9269551-stock-photo-western-saloon.jpg

    I mean, saloons look so fucking cool.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      I’ll go halvsies if we call it THE DOOM SALOON!

    • Black Unbeard

      much cooler than a Salon

    • more beer

      Remember the upper floor needs to be a whore house. There also needs to be gambling. All vices need to be handled in a one stop shopping kind of way.

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        And to get with the modern times, heroin and steroids are sold freely.

        • more beer

          Heroin was legal back in the days of the saloon. So that shouldn’t be an issue. I am not so sure about the steroids.

          • Black Unbeard

            pretty sure they didnt know how to synthesize hormones back then but this IS gonna be a 21st century saloon

          • more beer

            Then he should be good.

      • JWG79
        • more beer

          Could it be any other way?

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    33 1/3 books are really cool! I have a Piper at the Gates of Dawn one.

    • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

      The only one I have is Ween’s Chocolate And Cheese, because Ween is one of the best bands ever

  • Eliza

    A let’s play of The Astonishing would be the only let’s play I’d watch.

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    ‘From This Day’…’All in the Family’…’Mudshovel’…

    A 90’s cesspool is being opened up on this show, folks!

  • NY resolution: turn my fat into gains in no time!

  • Somewhere in my closet is a tape from 1997 of me and a friend of mine rapping along to “All in the Family.” I was Jonathan Davis.

  • Dumpster Lung

    Wasn’t it Havok who had the issue with Dave Mustaine/Dave’s son and got booted from that tour?

    I don’t think it was Vektor, but I could be wrong.

    • The Tetrachord of Archytas

      It was havok

      • We rarely have all the facts, but we’ve always got an opinion!

  • Dumpster Lung

    Hahahaha, oh man. A Steven Seagal energy drink! ‘Cause we’ve always wondered where this pinnacle of fitness gets all his energy.

  • J.R.™

    “Why do we have these skills?”
    “WHY GOD WHY?”
    Thank you for bearing the burden for all of us. Great episode guys! Here’s to an excellent second season!