Toilet Radio Explores the Rantings of Madmen


On this episode of Toilet Radio, your boys are going down a series of bizarre holes by reading the deranged tirades of clearly unstable people. Join us as we explore the unhinged prose of a Chilean black metal band. Laugh along as we poke and prod the overtly sexual overtones of a nerdy prog band. And mostly, shake your head in secondhand embarrassment at the self-satisfied opinion pieces of Krieg frontman Neill Jameson. We’re exploring his latest HOT TAKES on band promotion, Sacred Son‘s album artwork, as well as his face-palmingly stupid split with Satanic Warmaster. OH, also Joe went and saw Darron Arenofsky’s Mother! and he has strong opinions about it. It’s an episode!

Music featured on this episode:
Satan’s Hallow – “The Horror” from Satan’s Hallow (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

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  • Mosh Hoff

    dat header image though… mmmmmm, those double-standard tears…

  • Loafy D

    I saw chestnut lose a rib eating contest to the tiniest asian woman, the whole thing was repulsive

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    You guys probably think that the Mass pike ends at exit 3 west

  • Joaquin Stick

    This is a good Chapo Toilethouse.

  • Howard Dean

    I wish they put as much effort into the Dark Tower movie as they did the It remake. Fuck. I haven’t watched the DT movie (and probably won’t, as I love the books too much), but I have heard nothing but terrible things. Literally have not heard a single good thing about it. They done fucked it up real good, apparently.

    Also: Agree. Birdman was a fucking stupid movie. Terrible. I hate meta-art movies. Fucking smug bastards. Derp.

    • Have you seen IT yet?

      • Howard Dean

        Not yet, but I definitely want to. I don’t usually go to theaters, so will probably wait ’til it hits home media. I’ve heard basically nothing but good things about it. Even diehard fans of the old series seemed to really like it. Funny that universally panned and universally praised Stephen King adaptions were released within a few weeks of each other.

        • GoatForest

          It’s very fucking good.

    • Joaquin Stick

      I’ll probably begrudgingly rent it from redbox or something, but yeah, they done fucked up based on everything I read. It could have been so easy to get right.

    • Simon PhoenixKing Rising

      Yeah the DT movie was a special kind of terrible. Elba was great as Roland, despite all of the bitching about making Roland black. Not that it mattered though since neither Odetta nor Eddie are in the movie, and everything else was just done so badly.

      Simon says stick with the books.

      • Howard Dean

        That’s pretty much exactly in line with what I’ve heard about it so far. Really disappointing.

        • Dubby Fresh

          I didn’t see it for the same reasons as you.

    • RJA

      I like my metal fairly “stupid” – enjoyed the krieg/sw split that was “face palmingly stupid”. BUT, I enjoy the shit out of “meta-art” movies as you called them – loved Birdman.

    • Smalls…Leonard Smalls

      Sorry I’m a day late chiming in here HD, but as a huge fan of the books, I was super nervous about seeing it. I didn’t want to, but got roped into it by family members who are also big DT fans.

      The only, (and I stress only) way it can be even somewhat enjoyable is if you pretend that this is one of Roland’s many, many journeys. One of the promo posters shows the horn of Eld in his backpack, showing that the movie was meant to be a SEQUEL to the book series. Crazy, right? So this is a parallel universe where many of the same themes and characters are present, but it is of course out of order. Sort of like in the books where one of the final versions of New York had Susannah and Eddie as a married couple with a pet that looked an awful lot like OY.

      So IF you approach this as an alternative world and cycle for Roland to the Tower, it doesn’t make the movie a revelation or anything, but there can be some parts that are pretty enjoyable.

      …Or maybe this is just my justification for why us waiting 15 years for a movie adaptation turned out so horribly, horribly wrong.

      • Howard Dean

        I’ve heard someone else discuss the movie as a sort of “next turn of the wheel” type of scenario. That’s actually an interesting take (and definitely helps to smooth out many of the irregularities and issues with the film), but it does seem like this movie is just fundamentally bad at its core, which is a shame.

  • Rolderathis

    Gurth Wyrm >>>>

  • dingus

    cracked up at the Plague Phalanx music sample

    • Shit rips!

      • Mosh Hoff

        fvking beastially savvage as fvck

      • GoatForest

        I’ve been indiscriminately genocided.

    • Rolderathis

      Those pestilential guitars put the plague in my earholes

  • Howard Dean

    Decibel Magazine, 10/03/2017

    Low Culture With Neill Jameson: You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? These Upstart Metal Blogs And Their Fancy Radio Podcasts.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I hate Neill Jameson as much as all the rock critics of the 70s. Idiots like Lester Bangs and Cameron Crowe deserve nothing. Jann Wenner deserves less than nothing for his crimes against music.

    • ResonanceCascade

      Lester Bangs was the biggest asshole I’ve ever read in print. He made an art out of it.

  • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

    I’m actually glad there is a recording studio called “Bride Of Insect”

    I feel like this album never got its due

    • Dubby Fresh

      Album is great!

    • Spoetnik

      Never got it’s due ?
      Pestilence’s “Obsideo” comes to mind.
      Considering how damn old the band is i was amazed how much that album kicked ass.
      Was waiting for a follow up but nothing but comp’s since 🙁

      • Dubby Fresh

        Nuclear Death also has a female vocalist, and this album goes hard af.

        Also Pestilence has a new album in the works that sounds more like classic Pestilence, thankfully.

  • Hans
  • GoatForest

    If I never see another “grim, trve”, sounds like Darkthrone having a stroke, racist, embarassment to black metal band again, it will be too soon. They make me want to stab their houses and burn their musicians to the ground.

    • GrumpDumpus


  • Dumpster Lung

    Hotmail? Can’t decide if that’s better or worse than Yahoo.

  • Dumpster Lung

    Man, haven’t listened to that Satan’s Hallow album since it came out. Gotta get back on that. I especially love that kind of stuff in the fall.