Toilet Radio Makes Death Metal Underground Feel Tingly Downstairs

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On this entertaining-ass episode of Toilet Radio, your boys react to the reactionary bedshitters of Death Metal Underground. Someone faxed them our episode with Metal.txt and now they mad as shit. Because we were too lazy to write an original episode, join us as we do a dramatic reading of their response to our podcast and pile on with every cruel joke we can summon at the expense of the modern day Carl Schmitt’s and Julius Evola’s of DMU. Bonus topics include the broad range of human sexuality, what it takes to become an outlaw metal alpha, and The Babadook as a gay icon. Is this stupid? Absolutely. Come join the fun!

Music featured on this program:
Limp Wrist – “I Love Hardcore Boys, I Love Boys Hardcore” from Thee Official Limp Wrist Discography (Bandcamp)

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  • Loafy D

    wut no intro for Franklin & Nathan?

    • They’ll get their own episode one day

      • Butts4Gutts

        That’s the episode I’ll guest on.

  • Just checked out DMU for the first time. Are they trying to be snarky the way Metalsucks was like 10 years ago or something?

    • The recipe is to aggressively, unfunnily shit on everything and be racist while doing it.

      • The Arm(KJM)

        These are the type of people Seth Putnam was making fun of damned near his entire career. Accept the word of One Who Knows.

    • Howard Dean

      Pretty much. It’s always been a pattern of “bait, outrage, troll” with them, which gets old no matter who you are. The DMU/ANUS crew has always been an infamous group within the extreme metal online community. Almost every community has made fun of them or told them to fuck off by now (including metal-archives and NWNforum). Some of their older reviews were funny with their over-the-top grouchiness (in the same way a bitterman or UltraBoris review can be a fun read once in awhile), but they’ve run their course by this point.

      • You’re right. I remember I checked some DMU when I started to read metal blogs and, even when I never liked that trollish style, they led me a couple of chuckles for their over-the-top grumpiness against everything.

        Today is just looks so freaking juvenile and edgy that the so called satire they tried to do is worn off. It’s pathetic.

        • #nomeanpeoplein2017

        • Óðinn

          They’re trying to be funny? Huh.

      • Simon PhoenixKing Rising

        This. And even without the “only white people are worthy of existence” garbage, their tendency to incorporate a fuck ton of pointless word salad in their reviews with barely any indication of whether they like the album or not is just cringe city. Of course reviews should be descriptive to give a feeling of the record, but they more often than not take it too far. Morales is especially guilty of this. I tried reading his review of the Unburiable Dead and by paragraph two I wanted to gouge my fucking eyes out with a spoon Michonne style.

    • Óðinn

      No. They’re just right wing idiots.

  • Lord of Bork

    Wow whoever the fuck writes articles over there (1) hates everything, apparently; and (2) is trying way, way too fucking hard.

    • Óðinn

      Most of all, he hates himself, Lord of Bork. He hates himself.

      • Lord of Bork

        That’s fair; I hate him too.

        • Óðinn

          I have to say that your comment legitimately made me laugh this morning when I read it. Thanks, Lord or Bork.

          • Lord of Bork

            No problem man.

    • GoatForest

      When they talk about being in the spirit of the death metal pioneers, I wonder if they realize that Chuck was Jewish.

  • JWG

    But do they feel Chuck Tingly?
    (Usually involves more Void Crabs)

  • Guacamole Jim

    “People are having a lot of fun with it” – Brenocide

    FUCK YOU MAN THAT CONTEST IS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND EVERYONE’S OPINION ON SEXY DUDES IS WRONG

  • Butts4Gutts

    This is the best thing you’ve done so far.

  • Trying to hold back massive amounts of laughter in a quiet office right now, thanks gents!

  • Joaquin Stick

    There could not exist a more perfect outro.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    hey you guys used my suggestion to DMU in their comments!

  • BobLoblaw

    Never heard of DMU before now, seem like a bunch of winners.

    • Óðinn

      Death Metal Underground is objectively terrible.

      • BobLoblaw

        Judging by their ramblings showcased here I’d say that’s a fair assessment.

  • Óðinn

    Bwahahahahaha! Great episode, Joe, 365, Brenocide.

  • Óðinn
    • BobLoblaw

      Is he chubbing up on that old lady through his cut off sweat shorts?

      • Óðinn

        That’s his mom.

        • BobLoblaw

          So that would be a yes.

          • Óðinn

            Yes.

  • Óðinn
    • erwreckya

      I’ve never seen such a thick neck paired with so weak a jawline before.

  • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

    So we are all openly homosexual now?

    Goddammit, I guess I’ll call my local strip club and cancel my table reservation for the weekend

  • R.M.T.

    You should change the Sexiest Dude showdown final into Cullen Toner v. The Babadook

    • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

      Nah, basement dweller permavirgin Toner doesn’t stand a chance

      • R.M.T.

        I mean, it’s obvious that Cullen Toner has never touched a tiddy but I think it’s due largely to a total lack of self-confidence and a garbage personality. He’s not a bad-looking guy.

  • R.M.T.

    Cullen Toner, if you don’t come on the ToiletCast now, you are officially less metal than the guy from Stuck Mojo. You don’t want to be less metal than the guy from Stuck Mojo, do you?

  • Óðinn

    If he did, it would be supergay.

    • Butts4Gutts

      So gay.

  • Lone Biker of the Apocalypse

    Here’s their link to the “article” DMU wrote in reply:

    http://www.deathmetal.org/meta/cry-in-staged-over-death-metal-undergrounds-dominance/

    I love that Joe’s in the comment section and comes off as the level-headed, swell (swole?) guy he is lol.

    • GoatForest

      Jesus Christ, what a bunch of humorless, tryhard posers. I’ve found, in my experience, that the more a guy harps on and on about power and manliness, the more weak and impotent he is.
      DMU are apparently the teacup poodles of the metal world.

  • Maik Beninton™

    You roasted that Corlen dude real good.
    I love that Brenocide is now one of the hosts of the podcast.

  • Óðinn

    That “Battle of Berkeley” video is unintentionally funny. Somehow, these clowns think that a video in which an insecure midget of a man punches a girl in the face proves their manhood and patriotism. No wonder everybody laughs at the “alt-right”.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oGOMMw9pqT4

  • Óðinn

    You’ve gotta appreciate how “badass” Death Metal Underground is. If you’re dude who is like 5’2″, and you’ve never been in a fight your whole life, you can learn how to haphazardly punch a girl in the face, and then learn to play the ukulele with your tiny little Donald Trump hands.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ac7e5607b0d67e832817b0426d637238aa385559d6456bc93c06badf315cac08.jpg

  • Eliza
  • gacharicmeatspin

    I searched for “Billy Milano” and duckduckgo gave me a bunch of pictures of gay dudes doing gay stuff. What the hell, huh.

  • Óðinn

    Aha! I knew it! 😉

  • J.R.™

    /pol/ has long since denounced the Kekistani thing. Gosh guys keep up with the times

  • The Mighty Thorange

    That episode was great. And playing that song at the end was epic trolling in it’s purest form. Related to that, I drunkenly stumbled across this majestic group. I think somebody on the podcast might appreciate the video. Actually, since we are apparently now all suddenly gay, we can all appreciate it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmWmSdJbFbs