Toilet Radio Asks, “Is Nothing Shocking Anymore?”

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Woo boy. The full crew is back and fully engaged in this essential episode of Toilet Radio. Kick back with a nice vintage of MD 20/20 as we discuss transgender metalhead Danica Roem’s surprise win in Virginia, Truckfighters getting their shit robbed in San Francisco, Marilyn Manson‘s Sisyphean quest to be shocking, and a tribute(?) to GG Allin‘s antics. Our reading for the week comes from super srs metal blog Bardo Methodology’s interview with creepy Finnish black metal losers Numinous. We’re laughing at their weird affected speech, convoluted connection to the Order of Nine Angles, and their obviously bullshit tall tales about themselves. You can join in the fun by creating your own made up black metal backstory for yourself in the comments below! Folks… IT’S A GOOD ONE.

Music featured on this show:
Daeva – “No Effective Banishings” from Pulsing Dark Absorptions (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

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  • i use Spotify for podcasts

    • tigeraid

      Direct download all the way for me homie. I hate apps.

    • Joaquin Stick

      I used just about every free podcast app for a week or two each because they were all garbage before I just caved and spent a few bucks on Pocket Casts (works great with the TovH show btw). Worth it, but then of course Spotify got into the podcast game like a month later.

      • ok i love it. already found my favorites (including TovH) and it features the ability to push to chromecast audio (forcing the cats to listen as well). thx bby!

        • Joaquin Stick

          That chromecast feature is why I bought it. None of the free ones had it. No problem!

    • I would love to put this show on Spotify but they only allow podcasts with millions of listeners to do it.

      • What I’m trying to say here, is tell your friends about Toilet Radio so that we can use the good app.

        • it’s kind of a shitty app for podcasts, tbh. i’m going to test drive @yourlogicsucks:disqus ‘s rec of Pocket Casts

    • GoatForest

      I just download it directly from here. I think I may be aging ungracefully.

      • well how are you going to be able to Tweet about it, whilst simultaneously sharing with your Hipstergram and Vine stories?

        • GoatForest

          What now? Seriously though, the Vine videos on Youtube are sometimes pretty funny.

    • GrumpDumpus

      I JUST FINISHED LISTENING TO THE SHOW AND NO ONE EVER EXPLAINED WHAT A PODCAST IS WHERE EXACTLY DO I INSERT THESE WOODEN NICKELS

    • Yarnhawk

      I use Podcast Addict; it works well for my small podcasting requirements.

  • GoatForest

    My ultra trve, totally not fabricated black metal past:
    I was vomited forth by a swamp hag under the full moon to spread the glory of Satan’s eyebrows and barbed penis. I have the blackest metal demo that is completely beyond the scope of mere plebian metalheads. It’s way more kvlt than other ep that I actually released. No, this one is so obscure that it exists only in my head. Everytime I think about it, a nun burns down a church in infernal hails. I’m so evil that Moloch asked me to tone it down a notch. All who hear the name of GoatForest would piss themselves if were strong enough to comprehend it’s unholy glory.

  • God

    Numinous talk just like weeboo neckbeards do.

    • Rolderathis

      Perhaps you cannot fathom their superior intellect. They have transcended to a realm of euphoria known only to those who follow the N U M I N O U S P A T H.

  • God

    My black metal backstory is a little more subtle. I released one demo consisting of 6 tracks, all of them 6 minutes and 6 seconds long, and recorded completely on a 1998 Fisher Price microphone.

    • GoatForest

      Only the truly trve have the bravery to completely ape Darkthrone impotently.

    • RJA

      where can I find that?

      • GrumpDumpus

        DISCOGS

      • God

        There are only 666 copies and Varg owns all of them.

  • Rolderathis

    Kvlt metal act Rolderathis was conceived of a snowflake, the buttpain on DMU was but a splinter compared to the agony of shaving their neckbeards.

  • Óðinn
  • Retchin’ Rites ov Karhu

    Unfortunately, the Numinous brothers are seriously that fucked up and up their arses. And the stabbings happened.
    (Not entirely sure they’re so directly related to ONA, it’s always seemed to me that they’ve got something of their own variation of whatever going on)

    • Are there any news reports online about the stabbings? I wanna take a look.

      • GoatForest

        Other than a seriously suspect Northern Heritage press release, I’m not seeing anything. Their Metal Archives “about” section is comedy gold, though. For, a group that supposedly abhors black metal tropes, they seem to have gone through great effort to check every box.
        *Sorry if you guys have already covered this in the podcast. I haven’t gotten to finish listening to it yet.

      • Retchin’ Rites ov Karhu

        I could try find, there was and I read it, I’ll see what I can do.

      • Howard Dean

        This is the only article I’ve ever seen about it. For some reason Google translate won’t translate the entire page for me, but you can copy/paste and translate the text (though it’s hard to read). Perhaps @nordlingritesovkarhu:disqus or one of our other Finnish brethren could give us a synopsis.

        http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-1418624989205.html

        • Retchin’ Rites ov Karhu

          This is indeed the one I was referring to

          “Insane fit of rage in Lahti, a welder blinded by by hits of a 30-cm long Rambo-knife”

          The brothers (31 & 33) known to be quick-tempered were causing a ruckus at a terrace and the welder went to ask them what was the problem. “You’ll find out” answered the other brother. The welders small intestines and pancreas severely damaged, several arterial bleedings caused. Loss of blood caused loss of sight, welder in life-support machines. The brothers, one of whom has a previous sentence from a decade back, admitted guilt. The victim has been in the hospital for 3,5 months and will likely never be able to return to work-life.
          @joethrashnkill:disqus

    • GrumpDumpus

      BARBIE METHODOLOGY IS THE NEW DMU YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

      • Howard Dean

        Eh, Bardo Methodology is actually a really cool page. They do tons of great interviews, especially with bands who don’t give out a lot of them.

        • GrumpDumpus

          IT HAS NEAT ART AND SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT PRESENTATION BUT THE BANDS I SAW AND CONTENT I READ ALL SCREAMED “LOOK AT HOW ENLIGHTENED AND KVLT WE ARE ABOVE ALL THE PITIFUL HUMANS WE DEFINITELY DON’T EAT AT SUBWAY AND USE MACBOOK PROS LIKE ALL THE OTHER SHEEPLE” WHICH CHECKS ALL THE GRUMPY-DOESN’T-LIKE™ BOXES BUT MAYBE THE DMU COMPARE WAS HARSH

          • GrumpDumpus

            THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OLD YOUR JIMMIES GET ALL SWOLLEN AND SENSITIVE AND WILL RUSTLE AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION THAT ISN’T EITHER A CINNAMON ROLL OR IMPERIAL TRIUMPHANT ALBUM

  • GrumpDumpus

    THE DUMPUS WAS FORMED BY THE UNHOLY EPISCOPAL UNION OF A CAST OFF CARAPACE HUSK FROM GOD’S OWN LEFT HAND TESTICLE FUSED WITH THE BOG SEWAGE OF RONALD LUSTMORD REAGAN’S JIZZ-CLOGGED LOCKER ROOM DRAIN

    • Rolderathis

      HANDTESTICLE = my new pornogrind EP

      • GrumpDumpus

        *PRE-ORDERS DELUXE SPLATTER CASSETTE WITH JOCK STRAP AND USED BABY WIPE PACKAGE*

    • GoatForest

      SJWs out of NSBM!