Toilet Radio DESTROYS Death Metal Underground

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This is it, folks. You’ve never heard audio savagery quite like this. It’s cataclysmic. It’s apocalyptic. It’s the cruelest episode of Toilet Radio your boys have ever recorded. Buckle up and join the boys for a roller coaster ride of emotions as we OBLITERATE the soft-headed cretins at Death Metal Underground one last time. This is our final installment of thoroughly rinsing DMU and I assure it is our finest. Joe, 365 Days of Horror, and Brenocide present no mercy as they completely ruin their enemies on this, our most explicit show yet. Listeners discretion is STRONGLY advised for the scorched earth campaign contained within. Nothing will ever be the same after this episode. May god have mercy on your soul.

Music featured on this program:
A Pregnant Light – “Defenseless Receiver” from Devotion Unlaced (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Hell Fire – “Live Forever” from Free Again (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Down I Go – “Pandora” from Mortals (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

 

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  • Guacamole Jim
  • Howard Dean

    Both ToH and DMU are getting some serious mileage off of this feud.

    Is that because metal journalism is controlled principally by propaganda groups, who in turn are funded by the Freemasons? You decide.

    Illuminati-confirmed.

    (play both videos at half speed)

    [YouTube content unavailable because Viacom is controlled by the Freemasons]

    • This episode answers all the questions!

      • Howard Dean

        “Disc Jockeys Hate Him: You’ll never believe this blogger’s 7 secrets to success!”

    • KJM, Anla’Shok
    • nn

      Well at least DMU are not moron SJWs…

      • KJM, Anla’Shok
      • Thanks for emailing me your post submission the other day. Gonna pass on running it, but in the mean time feel free to go fuck yourself.

        • nn

          Thank you for ignoring it and using this as excuse. Your loss anyway.

          • It will be a tremendous loss for the site that I don’t run some dipshit’s shepherd pie recipe.

          • Carlos Parlo

            But the extreme left (anything left of Reagan in the US 1980s) is NOT liberal! He probably has so many important points to make here as he so often does on MS.

          • Looks, I would like for the remaining discussion to focus solely on how fucking terrible shepherds pie is. Thanks.

          • Carlos Parlo

            Agreed.

          • KJM, Anla’Shok

            But I like Shepherd’s Pie… : (

          • nn

            Recipe is in comments, here:

            http://www.metalsucks.net/2017/08/17/ask-metalgf-covering-up-tattoos-for-my-girlfriends-family/

            However, it’s not a pie, but a stew.

          • GoatForest

            That gives me a great idea for a anti-right grindcore/ hardcore band name: Reagonomicon.

          • nn

            May be I do, but as I can see, you would not understand.

          • nn

            Ofc I’m a dipshit, expecting SJW to spot a good meal.

          • GoatForest

            Well, the meal sounded good to me…

        • Óðinn

          I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment that “nn” should go fuck himself.

      • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

        They are just morons

        • nn

          Still better.

      • GoatForest

        DMU are literally Nazis, dude. It doesn’t get much worse than that.

        • nn

          Hm. I read some article there and didn’t get that impression:

          http://www.deathmetal.org/article/politics-of-heavy-metal/

          More like raw, nihilistic and uncompromising, as death metal supposed to be. May be some other example?

          • GoatForest

            I can’t think of a specific article right now, as I don’t frequent that latrine, but if you dig just a wee bit deeper, the evidence should not be hard to find.

          • Lord of Bork

            You mean that stream of nonsense “smart” buzzwords that says how all real metalheads think there’s genetic differences in intelligence between races and object to tearing down Confederate monuments? Worse than being a Nazi, the dude doesn’t even have the balls to come out and admit it.

          • nn

            Well yes, some researches point that Asians (yellow race) have average highest IQ in the world. Also some say that american Civil War did not start because of slavery at all; and that gen. Lee was less of a racist than Abe Lincoln himself. I know SJWs can’t stand things like that, but some people gather various data and have different opinions. What can you do.

          • Lord of Bork

            Let’s count up the dumbass score – used term “yellow race”? +1
            -Used the “some say” argument? +2 Some say you’re an idiot with no idea how the world works – I like to gather many data points and compose my own hypothesis.
            -Argues incorrectly that the Civil War wasn’t due to slavery, apparently because you’re unable to read the Confederate states’ articles of secession? +3

            You’re right, us SJWs really hate people who know dick about history. Funny how that works.

          • nn

            Well I’m sorry, Winston, but I don’t use terms nor eternal truths approved by Central SJW Comitee of Political Correct Dumb Ass Party. I also tend not to argue with people unable to read simple sentences, not to mention understand them, so I’ll leave you with your undying love of Big Brother. Yes, yes, TV show.

          • Lord of Bork

            Well, color me impressed; you can pretend to have read a book! Look at you – soon you’ll be willfully misinterpreting all of the Western Canon to create plausible deniability about being a racist asshole. I’ll be over here with my other cultural Marxists laughing at your dumb white ass.

          • nn

            Again I’m sorry, Maxine, but marxism have no connection to any culture whatsoever. You just proved that.

          • Just stepping in to add that you’re easily the dumbest piece of shit that’s ever commented on this site and that includes the spam bots trying to sell boner pills.

          • Carlos Parlo

            That “Politics of Heavy Metal” article on DMU was goddam hilarious. Metalheads apparently hearken back to the “traditional” pre-French Revolution right, are agrarian and hate cities and march under the banner of “sodomize the weak”. There were so many conflicting, contradictory arguments all rooted in the style of a person who just passed their first community college “intro to philosophy” course.

        • Carlos Parlo

          Some “Fuck MetalSucks” articles by DMU are making the rounds and I see an “nn” is all over the comments section–sounds like he’s found a new home. Maybe all of the trolls and racists who’ve crept into other comment sections (and mutliplied on MS) will all migrate over and circle-jerk with one another.

  • If there’s no your mom jokes, I’m revoking my Patreon

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      Your patreon support is poser level anyway

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Was there a subsequent post on DMU after the Aug 15 post that I missed?

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    That intro was amazing

  • tigeraid

    DMU will need to stick to their safe spaces after this.

  • Howard Dean

    This is the unmistakable signature of a Freemason. Tim Cook belongs to Bohemian Grove. Mind control through fruit-themed tech companies.

    Checkmate, shill.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3db2c97dfb386726508522fcbca0740eade1f7bbf806cf84b3d52dd7ee1b73b3.jpg

  • Jeff Manteiga

    I cum blood ORANGE lololololololoo best part!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan
    • Howard Dean
      • KJM, Anla’Shok

        I was watching when that happened. I’ve had sprained/fractured ankles so I have some idea of what that feels like. YIPES.

        • Howard Dean

          I didn’t see it live, but remember them covering it on one of the shows the week after. Heavy shit. I definitely felt for the guy. He basically told the WCW that he didn’t want to do stuff off the top rope (because he’s huge and not all that nimble), but this was when they were pressuring everybody to do aerial shit. Kinda fucked.

  • VVizardface Kelly

    You guys had me at “Crack Open a Cold Dark Place With the Boys”

  • Joaquin Stick

    365, was that a Jordan’s Furniture guy impression? So happy to be away from that dude’s commercials.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    That laugh at the end is the reason why you’re a virgin nerd

  • Those ads background music cracked me up like a cold one with the boys, jajajaja!

  • Joaquin Stick

    Top-notch music picks this week! Loved all three.

  • Simon PhoenixKing Rising

    I enjoyed the last Hellfire album a lot. That new song is ace.

    Also I’m sure I Cum Blood Juice goes down as smooth as coffee stouts.

  • Guacamole Jim

    At the end, I think this was probably the best Flushcast so far. Well done lads. Really awesome Down I Go track, too.

    • Dumpster Lung

      Down I Go is the kind of band that if described to me, I probably wouldn’t like (I was working while listening to this, so I missed some stuff, but I heard Periphery mentioned at one point), but I really dug that and will have to hear more!

  • Eliza

    This is a good one.

  • Morbidly Obese Angel

    The DMU bashing on this podcast might just be my new favourite part of the podcast altogether. It never gets old, keep it coming!!! Haha

  • I SAVED SO MUCH $$ ON THIS NIPPLE TAPE SALE