Toilet ov Hell Radio Ep. 17: DON’T BE A WEINER

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On this episode, Joe and Randall are talkin’ bootleg merch, cringey metalheads, and bands that act like wieners. We’re jamming sweet new tunes from AZIZA, Horseburner, Void Omnia, and Coscradh. Come hang out!

AZIZA – “Mana Razor” from High Hopes Are at an All-Time Low (Bandcamp)(Facebook)
Horseburner –
“Replenishment” from Dead Seeds, Barren Soil (Bandcamp)(Facebook)
Void Omnia
– “Singularity” from Dying Light (Bandcamp)(Facebook)
Coscradh – “Buried” from DEMO MMXVI (Bandcamp)(Facebook)

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  • Lacertilian

    – Hearing Link’s voice again made my night!

    – Can’t wait for MDF dude to heed my calls for the creation of Micronesia Death Fest.

    – H/T to Ted Nü-Djent for that shirt pic, don’t follow Rugby League anymore, was an avid Tigers fan as a kid though and the Rabbitohs were mortal enemies.

    -That last track was my fave of the 4 today I think, although they were all worth a shot.
    Great show again!

  • Mmm hmm, Coscradh is a good. Anonymous Irish occult blackened death metal FTW.

  • Abradolf Lincler

    LINK IS SO CUUUUTE

    • ¡Jajajajaja!

      • Ann Robinette

        <<o. ✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤✤:::::::!be1066p:….,…

  • Maik Beninton™

    Link you sound like an mexican advertiser.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    At least one of those fake-MDF posters is still on their wall.

    • tertius_decimus

      Sabaton is funny. They’re the same type of Swedish patriots like Russian ones. Much lol. Wow.

  • Eliza

    The riffs in that Horseburner song are so catchy.

  • Dubbbz
    • Eliza

      *heavy cringe*

      • Maik Beninton™

        A heavy cringe for a sharp edge.

    • tertius_decimus

      Blasphemy!

      [prays for his soul salvation]

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Rat King is from the Nutcracker

    • It’s way more fun than that.
      http://weirdencyclopedia.com/rat-king/

      • Eliza

        Goodbye lunch and dessert.

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        perhaps I should have said “popularized by”

      • Last Bloodbath album had their logo designed along the Rat King allegory, too!

      • Hans Müller

        “particularly associated with Germany, where the majority of instances have been located.”

        You’re welcome, world. Come for the beer, stay for the horribly deformed carriers of every disease ever.

  • Dubbbz

    Vapezum

  • Dubbbz

    Also, credit to Stannis for first mentioning Void Omnia.

  • If you have any things you would like to know Joe and/or my opinion about, let us know

    • We have opinions and you WILL hear them.

      • Howard Dean

        Serious question: Do you think we could send Link donations via Paypal? Like raise a ToH fund for him so he can buy shit for himself and his family on the black market?

        • Dubbbz

          He said he was working on getting a credit card so that he could set up a paypal. We sent him money for his wedding, but we had to send it to a friend of his who then sold the dollars on the black market.

        • We’ve tried to work that out before and it’s very difficult.

          • Howard Dean

            Dang. That’s too bad. I wish it were easier. If he gets a Paypal setup I’m down to donate.

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            I’d toss in what I can as well. I’d mail a few things to him, but with the way things are there right now, I doubt the package would get to him.

          • Lacertilian

            Aside from the wedding gifts we sent, buying him albums on his bandcamp wishlist is about the only way we’ve found that isn’t risky, but it doesn’t fix the living situation much.

        • Thanks, High Definition politician!

          I think I will be able to put my Paypal account to work in August or September. I will knock Joe’s virtual door to ask him a LOUSY TOH SHIRT if that happens 😀

    • Howard Dean

      Who would win in a fistfight, Joey DeMaio or Glenn Danzig c. 1989?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      I’d love to hear a podcast episode with bad songs, like the worst you’ve heard this year (or ever). Although I don’t know if many bands would consent to that.

      • It’s not like they’d notice us anyways

        • CyberneticOrganism

          True

  • Dubbbz

    My favorite bootleg shirts are the fake tour shirts with a single tour date on the back (always the tour stop where the scalpers are hocking their bootleg shirts outside the venue).

    • Eliza

      I’ve seen those a few times.

  • Link’s voice is much deeper and more sensual than I ever could have hoped.

    • tertius_decimus

      He becomes a mascot of Terlet.

      • At least you got the best Link, not that pesky Lonk guy from Pennsylvania.

        • tertius_decimus

          Toilet doesn’t need no Lonks, no blokes, no bros from wherever. Toilet already has the Link from Venezuela, whom none can deny!

    • Awww, someday I will whisper something in Spanish to your ear. You will like it.

  • Joaquin Stick

    That description of Scar Symmetry is spot on.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe
  • Leif Bearikson

    Whitechapel will never be good in any context. I am disappoint.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Gauges are dumb, when are more people going to rock Sideshow Mel style hair bones?

    • Lacertilian

      Your hair is worthy of a cave-bone type setup. Be the change!

  • Leif Bearikson

    Joseph, can we please for the love of god get MAKE METAL FUN AGAIN hats?

  • Leif Bearikson

    Void Omnia is the bees knees. That Space Wizard is pissed.

  • I refer to ear gauges as ‘cock holsters’

  • That horseburner track is pretty tight

  • Joe, Randall and the crew. You were very nice! Thanks so much for the mention and the kind words <3 You rules.

    • Also:

      The Aggresive Fart Noises sections was ACE! I want more of that in the next episodes!!!

  • The bandcamp issue is crazy. I’ve come across a few bootleg BC pages. The first one I ever came across was Finntroll page with their full discography. Fortunately, there were no buyers last time I saw the page before it went away.

    • Hans Müller

      I was surprised to find a fake Darkspace BC page. That’s not exactly a band to make big bucks off of.

      • haha, yeah that’s random

  • Waynecro

    To be fair, Randall, Attack on Titan is pretty fucking brutal.

    • Gorey, sure, but the plot moves SO SLOW

      • Not any slower lots of other anime, bruh.

        • I mean if you watch shitty anime, maybr

          • Girlfriend watched Naruto, couldn’t stand that there were entire episodes that consisted of a single conversation between two people about the one single thing. I don’t know how anyone has the patience and/or time for that shit.

      • Waynecro

        Good point. I’d also like to point out that the new Berserk series is fucking brutal, and the intro song by 9mm Parabellum Bullet is pretty metal.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DizBlRFMD4

        • I’ve heard very mixed things about new Berserk. I’ve read the manga, i think about 6 months behind now (which is like 6 chapters, so not very far behind). It’s unrelentingly vicious

          • Waynecro

            To be honest, I’m not loving the look of the new Berserk; however, the show is violent as hell (as it should be), and the story is intriguing. Guts is just a great character.

          • Have you read the manga? I absolutely love the direction it’s gone, even if it’s slowed down recently. Fantastic character development for all the main good guys

          • Waynecro

            I have not read the manga, though I’d be down to if I had the chance. My brother and I were huge fans of the original anime back in the day when we were both drinking (we even played the Dreamcast game), and I recently watched Berserk: The Golden Age Arc, which was pretty outstanding. They really didn’t gloss over the brutal violence and stuff. It was hard to watch at times.

          • Once past the golden age, Guts almost fights nothing but demons/monsters. The violence is overwhelming when some of the demons fight

          • Waynecro

            I think I’ve seen three episodes of the new series, and Guts has killed some pretty gnarly demons. I love that shit. His sword must weigh, like, 200 pounds.

    • Hans Müller

      Pfff. Yakitate Japan or bust.

      • Waynecro

        I’m not familiar with that show.

        • Hans Müller

          It’s about baking. It gets silly.

          • Waynecro

            I’ve only seen one cooking-themed anime: Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma. It’s highly silly.

    • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

      Season 2 is now officially in production and is due for a spring 2017 release.

      • Waynecro

        That’s good news! I want to see the live-action movie as well.

        • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

          From what I’ve heard, the live action movie was pretty bad outside of the special effects.

          • Waynecro

            I figured, but I do enjoy a bad Japanese action movie with crazy special effects.

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            Seen Body Hammer?

          • Waynecro

            I don’t think so. Is it worth seeing?

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            Yep! It’s the sequel to Tetsuo The Iron Man.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okIZZXpd3s0

          • Waynecro

            I definitely saw the first movie, but I was drinking heavily at the time, so I barely remember it now.

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            There’s three of them, all worth watching. Especially on copious amounts of weed.

  • Hans Müller

    Randall, I’m with you about the ellipsis. It rivals the exclamation mark as worst replacement for the full stop.

    That Koala shirt is awesome, by the way.

  • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

    Link sounds way different than I expected. Kind of sounds like my Bulgarian friend from back in the day.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    This is the best thing I’ve seen all day; good find Joe & Randall

  • year after year, you boys never fail to impress! i’m so proud of you, my sons.
    great show, great featured music

  • …Ellipsis…

    LINK!!!

  • …Ellipsis…

    Randall.:(