Toilet ov Hell Radio Ep. 16: WE’RE $ELLING OUT!!!!

On this episode, Joe and Randall wanna get fuckin’ PAID, SON. We’re talkin’ bout Name-Your-Own-Price Bandcamp albums, Pokemon GO, super detuned guitars, and trying to get some sweet sponsorship $$$$$$. This week we’re jamming jams from Mohicans, Frozen Forest, Temple Nightside, REMOTE, and Envoys.

Music featured on this program:

Mohicans – “Canyon” from Mohicans 12″ EP (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Frozen Forest – “Evil Metal” from Ancient Ritual (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Temple Nightside – “Fortress of Burden and Distress” from their upcoming LP The Hecatomb (Iron Bonehead)(Facebook)(Bandcamp)
REMOTE – “Landscrap” from Resilient (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Envoys – “Strange Attractor” from Bliss (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

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Published on: July 11, 2016

Filled Under: New Music Premier, Radio Free Toilet

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  • Lacertilian

    Dammit Randall, now even this little corner of the internet is infected with pokemon.
    All I’ve seen in my feed the past few days has been shit like this –

  • Scrimm

    I know what I’m listening to after work

    • turn it up loud and let your co-workers listen with you!

      • Scrimm

        Unfortunately not an option.

  • Checking out RADIO FREE TOILET from the blog without having to wait today, because for some reason the connection today is good!

    Venezuela representing, bitches!

  • Eating Frisbees In Pyongyang

    Moby’s looking pretty swole nowadays! ^^^^^^

    • Let the record show I AM NOT BALD. I just shave my noggin because it’s hot.

      • But hair helps keep the sun off your head

        • This was a possibility I had not previously considered.

          • I guess it’s sunburn protection vs sweat/heat reduction?

          • Vault Dweller

            Real shit: take the sweat/heat reduction and scorch the earth of your scalp.

          • I’m at an obvious disadvantage on that front, being a ginger and all. I burn in .2 seconds.

          • Vault Dweller

            I am a pseudo-ginge; dark brown hair, red beard, freckles, irish heritage- a ‘fry me in UV rays’ starter kit.
            Still rather burn than sweat like I’m cutting weight for a UFC title fight, ymmv

      • Eating Frisbees In Pyongyang

        That’s you?! Didn’t recognize ya! *runs and hides in my WW2 style barbwire trench*

      • Vault Dweller

        FUCK ME
        Was back in FL for a wedding a few weeks back
        Had long hair/beard that are perfectly comfortable in Maine summer
        THEY WERE NOT in FL summer. Southern Summer is an inhospitable torment every bit as bad as Northern Winter.

        • Eating Frisbees In Pyongyang

          Yup! We already got the soup kitchen for mosquitoes weather going on here in southeast VA.

        • tertius_decimus

          Being born in dry red hot climate sometimes helps so completely that even with hair this long I feel perfectly comfortable at temperatures >+40°C.

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          I shave the sides of my head to make the heat somewhat bearable with long hair. Or maybe I’m just a hipster/poser/redneck.

      • JWEG

        I’m still in a position where, as long as nobody has seen it growing over the week, I can shave it off and just claim the whole is regrowing slowly from surgery – and not just back and sides.

        Someone else called me Walter White the other day. I was a tiny bit less amused than the first time.

      • Mother Shabubu

        Being bald, having little hands ,and an AFI tattoo is no way to go through life.

        (I keed of course)

  • Fuck yes, this Frozen Forest goes hard with dat bass! I dig this.

    • Eliza

      Naming their song “Evil Metal” wasn’t false advertising.

  • Mother Shabubu

    Pokemon GO is for posers. Only real nerds battle competitively.

    • Bring your top-tier to the table. I will crush all your false dreams.

      • Mother Shabubu

        I haven’t played in two years, so probably. I’m rusty and I don’t know what Pokemon are allowed in what tiers anymore. I’ll bring an annoying team of stall-mons.

        • IDK, Competitive Pokémon doesn’t bring my attention, just joking 😛

        • Not sure if that was something I would have the gumption to type out on the internets.

          • Mother Shabubu

            I don’t have self-esteem, so I don’t give a fuck.

          • As long as you have flying, you avoid my attack.

            +3/+3 self-esteem boost

          • Mother Shabubu

            I used to collect those in elementary and middle school.

    • Let’s make this a thread of silent reflection…


      • Mother Shabubu

        So this is what happens when the downvoted becomes the downvoter.

  • Just mention your favorite brand of frozen pizza (Totino’s of course) at every possible moment and wait for those sweet endorsement checks to come in.

    • RJA

      I feel like with the name “Toilet ov Hell”, we need to shoot for something in the household cleaning items area, maybe not food.
      Joe doesn’t look that entirely different from Mr. Clean in above pic.

  • Vault Dweller

    That opening Mohicans riff is siqq as fuck and an utterly perfect radio intro riff.

    Other BIG COMMERCIAL METAL PODCASTERS will strip the lyrics out and use it for themselves posthaste!

  • Eliza

    The Name your price option on Bandcamp is a divine gift.

    • Vault Dweller

      We’re def. not worthy

    • Mother Shabubu

      If I have no extra money, I’ll download it for 0.00, then when I get extra money I’ll go back and either buy a shirt, or buy the album for [x] bucks, [x] depending on the amount of tracks.

      • Eliza

        I do that too, but the coming back to buy merch or other stuff part doesn’t always happen.

  • Eating Frisbees In Pyongyang
  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Temple Nightside crushes

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    thanks for the affirmation of my cave-core coinage

  • Joaquin Stick

    I always want to try new sauces just because I want to believe that some small company is killing it in the BBQ game and no one knows, but I always just go back to Sveet Bby Rays. Their “honey” variation is garbage though. Every other one is great.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      you can make any BBQ sauce good by cutting it with cider vinegar

    • spotted the BBQ pleb! get him @ann cvlter!!!

      • Joaquin Stick

        I’m talking about like commercial grocery store stuff. I’ve had some obnoxiously good restaurant sauces that are better.

    • Eating Frisbees In Pyongyang

      Jerk sauce >>>>>>>>>> BBQ

      • Vault Dweller

        I got 4 SAUCES in my fridge


        • Eating Frisbees In Pyongyang

          Only ones I got right now are sriracha and vinhas d’hores marinade. Need to restock soon!

  • tertius_decimus
  • JWEG

    I think I caught a mutant Meowth on my front porch.

    And I don’t even have the proper detection hardware or software. Score.

  • Vault Dweller

    Envoys’ Strange Attractor is scratching a delicious, tasty itch- nice find!

  • JWEG

    I’d make it rain dollars every day, but I’d be worried about injuring people unnecessarily.!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_460/hi-loonies-dollar-original.jpg

    (definitely not my hands… I just found one in my pocket though)

  • Joaquin Stick

    I enjoyed that Envoys song. Checked out their bandcamp and they have some songs with vocals in them too, which is encouraging.

  • i mentioned Garroted, here you go:

    • Stockhausen

      pix or it didn’t happen

      • uh, wat

        • Stockhausen

          take off ur shirt lol

          • a/s/l?

          • Stockhausen

            69/yes plz/jorts

          • hurt me you big ole daddy

          • Stockhausen


          • Eating Frisbees In Pyongyang

            Looks like the guy on the right is thinking about how he left the pizza in the (left on) oven when he went all stabby.

          • Hans Müller

            Now that I have the backstory, his sad face makes me super sad. Wasted food <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

  • Stockhausen

    I just woke up, poured some coffee, poured whiskey in the coffee, and sat down to listen to this/fart. Days off on tour are neat.

  • J.R.™

    You should see if Toilet ov Hell is willing to sponsor a podcast episode or two

  • Waynecro

    That Remote song is pretty ripping. Thanks, gents!

  • So no one plays Dwarf Fortress? I don’t know if I’m disappointed or proud

    • Hans Müller

      My curiosity dissipated after seeing about a minute of gameplay footage.
      It’s not actually that old though, is it? Pretty sure it was just made to look ancient. And not even because of the retro craze as much as it being just so damn complex.

  • Envoys got my money, holy shoot.

    again, GREAT show bois!!!

    • EsusMoose

      Ooh Envoys is sick

  • EsusMoose

    That beeping is evil

    • no doubt. whilst listening i kept thinking “is some device in the house low on batteries.. or is that Joe’s microwave tell him the Hawt Pockets are ready?”

      • I was recording at the kitchen table while my lady made chicken & dumplings. It was legit.

      • EsusMoose

        I wandered around my apartment in confusion after the first, then I got skeptical of the origin

  • Joe has 4 dollars.