Toilet ov Hell Radio Ep. 13: The Jorts Episode

1451
123
Share:

In this week’s episode of Toilet ov Hell Radio, Joe and Randall are talking about Smirnoff Ice, tiny jorts, overrated albums, and Father’s Day.

Music featured on this program:

Nuke – “Metal Inferno” from their upcoming LP Nuke out on Hell’s Headbangers on July 22nd. (Facebook)(Preorder on Bandcamp)
Beseiged – “Black” from their 2013 record Victims Beyond All Help (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Crusty Old Toad – “Ashes to Fly” from Nefarious Occurrence (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Reptillian – “Swamp” from Perennial Void Traverse (Facebook)(Listen)(Buy)
Lustravi – “O, Sanctifier” from Cult of the Blackened Veil (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

Toilet ov Hell Radio is now available on iTunes! Subscribe, rate, review, and give us all the online dap. We’re desperate for your approval.

Did you dig this? Take a second to support Toilet ov Hell on Patreon!
  • Lacertilian

    Stuff:
    – You can send people Bandcamp albums that aren’t in their wishlist using their email.
    – Still think someone has to organise a Ripper + Besieged tour to make up for the Cavalera brothers being boring as fuck this millennium.
    – Apart from Autopsy, Reptilian sound most like their fellow Norwegians Obliteration, and to a lesser extent Execration.
    – That Lustravi track was pretty cool.
    – First pronunciation was closest Joe, although it’d be cool to hear it in a big ol’ bogan accent.
    – Randall, you didn’t like Zhrine because YOU’RE ALWAYS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING! EVERRYYYYTHHIIINNNGGG!!! WWWRROOOONNNNNGGGGGG!!!!! GGAAAHHHH!!!
    I would like to say I’m not surprised but I kinda am. YOU SUCK! ANIME, POWER METAL, DOMINOS, ANIME METAL, JORTS, POWER ANIME, PANTERA AND NOW THIS! WHAT HOPE DOES ALBUS HAVE?! THINK OF THE KITTENS! Oh, here’s an Obliteration track, this shit rules.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLrxzmokIMo

  • 10/10/wouldjortagain

    GL

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Jorts are awful. Old Navy sells them and they sell overalls that are shorts so that’s just proof. Also Smirnoff Ice is for pansies.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Also you know what album is overrated? Sgt Pepper. Pet Sounds is so much better.

    • Ernest Goes To The Toilet

      You know what is overrated? The Beatles. Period.

  • You’re all welcome for the image above. Trust me, that’s not even the worst image from the night

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Randall plz! That is a nightmarish image!

      • sexy*

      • Dubbbz
        • buy these for me

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          GAH

          • Eliza

            Gah? Not really.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’m not into looking at men wearing shorts that short.

          • Eliza

            Hehe, why? One must know to appreciate he beauty of the human body.

          • Dubbbz

            He got a thigh gap.

          • Good upper body definition. Skips the hell outta leg day tho.

          • Dubbbz

            His quads could certainly be improved.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            You should see my legs. I have killer legs. At least my quads don’t tear like Kevin Nash

          • Dubbbz

            Put on some cutoff jorts and we’ll talk.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I don’t wear jorts. I prefer cargo shorts.

          • Dubbbz

            No deal.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Why?

          • Dubbbz

            Cargo shorts leave far too much to the imagination.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            interpret this comment as you will

          • Dubbbz

            Nothing Sexual.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            They do? I wear them because I have a lot of them.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            definition <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

            <<
            <<<<
            MASS

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Leg day is my favorite day.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            I do 3rd leg everyday. According to my fitbit, I’m getting close to 500 reps per session in.

          • Eliza

            I didn’t notice that. Weird.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            lolol eliza

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Gah? More like Nah.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          NO ANIME

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            How many downvotes can I give?

          • Eliza

            Depends on how many accounts you’re willing to make.

          • Mother Shabubu

            moar liek BANime

          • Eliza

            I don’t watch enough anime to have lost the ability to separate it from reality, so I conclude that that is definitely not anime.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Is this not from the most recent Final Fantasy? Hard to tell.

          • Eliza

            To be honest, in this case, aesthetic is more important to me than details like where the pic is from.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      I’m sorry that those oh so short shorts are still able to keep things under control

  • Dubbbz

    Oh man, the last time I got iced was when I threw a graduation party for a friend after we finished our Masters’ degrees. I was able to avoid all the ices my friends hid in my apartment EXCEPT for the one they hid in my bed. I had to chug that bastard just before going to sleep.

  • Dubbbz

    Hangin nad is the same as hangin dong, Randall.

    • Celtic Frosty

      Actually, nads are balls. So it’s like hanging brain.

  • Abradolf Lincler

    ill drink smirnoff ices if you have say 30 of them, maybe i could catch a buzz

  • CyberneticOrganism

    I look forward to this more and more each week. Nice job, top men.

    *subscribes via iTunes*

  • Let me know when you get to that Crusty Old Toad track and wanna talk about how tasty that shit is.

    • Dubbbz

      Very tasty. Very smooth. Just like the ocean, under the moon.

    • Eliza

      That song makes me feel really comfy.

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      It’s not quite what I expected from a band named after a crusty, old toad.

      • Eliza

        It was a pleasant surprise.

    • Celtic Frosty

      I was kind of bored by it, but I have terrible taste, so

  • This icing thing must be a frat thing? Nvr heard of it till now.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      I think that just like me, you’re just too old to remember it.

      • I ain’t be that old, son!

        • Dubbbz

          I think icing started in frats, but it had definitely spread out to non-Greek parties in civil engineering undergrad.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            I’d like to see somebody try that s*** with me

          • Look under your chair…

          • Abradolf Lincler

            *pours Smirnoff Ice on your head

          • You were scared for a second there. Admit it.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            knowing you, it could have been anything.

        • Elegant Gazing Globe

          “pops!” FTFY

  • Celtic Frosty

    The politician who wrote that stupid guns and gravy book or whatever is Mike Fuckabee I mean Huckabee

    • Oh man. That guy sucks wicked hard.

    • Ernest Goes To The Toilet

      Wasn’t he the guy who ran away with Tom Sawyer? Or was he that blue cartoon dog with the hick accent?

  • Óðinn
  • Joaquin Stick

    I have to see Entheos in July. They are sandwiched between Intronaut and Moon Tooth, So I will endure.

    • Lacertilian

      I’d watch ’em. Evan and Navene can fucking play!

  • tigeraid

    I think we all know who’s wearing the jorts in this relationship.

  • Cowboy Dick

    Them shorts are bout as cool as a handjob on a honeymoon. I reckon.

  • Waynecro

    Awesome show as always, guys.

    • a show good enough, that if it came to my town i’d leave the house
      -waynecro (…for president 2016!!!)

      • more beer

        Him leaving the house.Is a pretty ringing endorsement.

  • tertius_decimus

    Crusty Old Toad>>>>