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[Editor’s Note: It’s Monday morning. I can think of no better start to this day than a dose of enthusiasm from our own Link Leonhart. Enjoy!]

Are you sad? Are you anxious? Are you watching your days passing with no strength to carry with your problems? If that’s your case, internationally famous Toilet ov Hell have the solution to you with what we know best: music.

Last night I was feeling a little down with some things in my life. Since I’m not wanting to ventilate all of that crap again and since this is no Flush it Friday, I asked for music to the BROlos and SISlas in the Book ov Skulls to pitch me some good music to get up my self-steem, mood, and to calm my anxiety.

From Power Metal, to Proggresive and even Hip Hop, the Toiletters together pick 56 songs with various vibes and lyrical content to help us draining the bad and recharging the batteries. I didn’t add any new songs.

After you start to headbang, remember always that hanging out with the real people you estimate it’s the final and possibly the best way to overcome some issues. Complete isolation isn’t always the best act when you have serious anxiety and nervous problems. So, relax, chat a bit about everything, clear your mind and return to conquer the kingdoms with your new weapons and your new will (also applies if you want to kill some posers and shitty coworkers).

Many thanks to the people that shared some jams. And special thanks to JAG, Dubya, Guacamole and Dagon to reach my out in a more personal way. You rule!

It’s your turn! Fill the disqus with jams about jam,  stuffed with jams with little pieces of jam.

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  • RustyShackleford

    Not feeling motivated this morning *puts on Kamelot for the first time in years* THE WORLD IS MY FUCKING KINGDOM!!!! YEP!!!!

    • Guacamole Jim

      FUCK YEAH, KAMELOT!!!

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        They have a new album coming out. I hope it’s good like the last one.

        • Guacamole Jim

          I hope it’s good quite unlike the last one. Silverthorn was a real disappointment.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I liked it somewhat. I didn’t like the concept but the songs were pretty good.

          • Guacamole Jim

            I honestly thought it was the safest album they’ve put out in years. It really dialled all progression in their sound back to a basic, watered-down version of Epica. Not a fan. Though I will say that Angel of Afterlife is a killer, killer tune.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I did like a lot of the earlier stuff. I haven’t listened to the album in a while.

          • The Beargod

            I thought the dialing down was the only really sucesful thing in Silverthorn as it seemed they had forgotten what the hell they were doing in the previous releases.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Naw. Kamelot was on a really great trajectory, even if Poetry for the Poisoned wasn’t nearly as strong as Ghost Opera. They were moving way beyond the confines of the fairly standard symphonic power metal that was their beginning, into a sound that was quite unique. Silverthorn was a step backward, by about five albums.

          • The Beargod

            I was always a little turned off by post-Fourth album material but they were also moving way too far into the territory of just symphonic stuff, which didn’t highlight their prowess at all and instead made them seem mediocre at what they were attempting. Then Silverthorn came and even if it was a rather mediocre album it saw them focus on the songs a little more. Which is why I await Haven, Focuson songs so they seem capable again but let Tommy do his thang and give up some of the most generic stuff they did on ST and we have the second to best Kamelot album ever made.

          • Tommy>>>>>>>Roy Khan, for me. They both have a very similar voice, but Tommy sounds more delicate and prepared.

          • The Beargod

            Also he’s way better at writing melodies and stuff.

          • Guacamole Jim

            But Khan’s stage presence was so powerful. And he co-wrote most of the music, which I think added a lot to what Kamelot offered. Without him, they’ve seemed to lapse into generic power metal.

          • Fair enough. I still will listen the new album because Silverthorn wasn’t thaat awful.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Oh, I’m gonna buy the new album for sure. I love Kamelot too much not to. I just am of the opinion that Silverthorn was a regression – I have faith in their ability to continue producing quality material. Angel of Afterlife is a perfect example of such material.

          • Actiondonkey FKA Ferris Mueler

            I actually go the wife jamming some Kamelot. Helluva lot better than some top 40 shit

          • J.R.

            Lady JR’s first concert was a Kamelot show in Atlanta I dragged her too. It also helped that “Tommy is a hunky man babe” or something.

          • J.R.

            This song gives me the goosebumps. Did you see the new teaser they dropped?

          • Noo, share it plox! 🙂

          • J.R.

            On mobile so gimme juuuust a sec

          • Wooo, I want to hear this so bad, brah!

          • J.R.

            I edited my comment to include the link (ayy) so it should be there!

          • It sounds verry good!

          • The Beargod

            I wouldn’t say that… not yet. If Tommy writes they’ll blow Khan away. Have you listened to his other band? Admittedly a lot more proggy.

            Plus Silverthorn was all kinds of wrong, Palotai having most control over it and that was never good for the band, he needs to be reigned. Khan did it before, we’ll have to wait to see who’ll do it now.

          • How’s named his other band? Can you share something, plox?

          • The Beargod

            Seventh Wonder here’s two songs off different albums. They may not be the bands best ones but they’ll give a picture of what it is about.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9djQpQI969c

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sRDa-xTfwg

          • Woah, that bass is very clicky. I like that dry tone too. The voice here is more open, I like it!

          • The Beargod

            I like this way better than Kamelot.

          • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt

            They’re decent, but they have a long way to go. I can’t put my finger on it, but something sounds missing in their sound.

          • The Beargod

            Idk, I like it.

          • J.R.

            They need to release either a new album or another “one cold winters night” live show thing, showcasing Tommy on the older songs. They really fly with his voice. If only I could upload video straight to disqus

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            All Kamelot albums suck.

          • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt
          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I liked this gif a lot.

          • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

            That dude’s broness is beyond belief. If only he had a FFDP shirt.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            He is such a douchebro.

          • How can you like this, Eddie Trunk Jr.?!

            Repent of your sins!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s-cBPn31ys

          • Dr. Dubz

            I didn’t.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I edited my post because I only liked the pie in the face. I hate that he did this to a woman.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            Don’t feel bad. He’s probably gonna die a virgin.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            What does your new name mean?

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            It’s a take on Scott Steiner’s nickname (Big Poppa Pump).

          • I liked it too. But, the old ones have the clicks.

            Silverthorn was a very comfort zone.

          • The Beargod

            Kamelot was quite a big turd for a LOOOOOOOOONG time. Silverthorn showed more of an effort but was a disappointing release nonetheless. Hoping Haven proves much better because Tommy is technically much better than Roy and I happen to like his voice more too. Hoping he got to write his own melodies this time around, that’s pretty much what it comes down to.

          • Guacamole Jim

            >:(

          • The Beargod

            Search your feelings, you know it’s true.

          • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt
          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            This makes me laugh.

          • this makes my bathing suit area feel funny

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            My bathing suit area feels funny whenever I hear the performances Ten Years After and Canned Heat did at Woodstock because unlike all the other bands who supposedly stole the show there only these two and Sly and the Family Stone really stole the show.

          • JWG

            Opinions are like assholes: they’re both 8 letters long.

            …or something like that…

          • Guacamole Jim

            But unlike my asshole, I keep my opinions to myself at church.

          • J.R.

            From what I have heard of the new album (just YouTube teasers mainly) they really let Tommy fill the vocal space with his own flair. I’m pretty excited!

          • The Beargod

            I did like the Veil of Elysium more than any Silverthorn songs.

        • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt

          I dunno, I haven’t been feeling them since Roy Kahn left. And it’s very unlikely he’ll ever come back.

      • RustyShackleford
        • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

          I saw Spamalot on Broadway. I loved it.

    • J.R.

      Dude I was surprised to see so much Kamelove in that playlist. I guess some people here DO have good taste

  • Dr. Dubz

    We love Link.

  • I’m going to refer to facebook as the Book Ov Skulls from now on. Thanks, Link!

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    Yay, my song is there!

  • A Cat

    *MEOW*

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      I love you. You’re such an adorable gimmick.

    • IT GOATS IT GOATS IT GOATS

      *SKRONK*

    • Maik Beninton
      • KJM

        Haha, fucking asshole. I’d smash that guitar over his head had I been there.

    • Maik Beninton

      Speaking of cats, my cat is in heat now and we can’t castrate since we need to watch over her after the operation and we don’t have time for that.

      • Stanley

        You should probably think twice about trying to castrate a female cat anyway. Take your time.

        • Maik Beninton

          I have a female cat that is castrated, we took a long time to do it and when she was in heat she would pee on the couch, the bed. It was awful.

      • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt

        We just got our’s spayed, but she’s still trying to run outside to get preggers. Lol, all she’s gonna end up with is a painful experience with a spiny cat dong.

        • Maik Beninton

          I live on an apartment, so they will never leave. In fact, when we take them outside they get so scared.

        • Too far. Too F-ing far.

  • IT GOATS IT GOATS IT GOATS

    While we’re on the topic of sadness, any updates on the new Les Discrets?

    And while we’re still on the topic of sadness, I want to advertise for this band again, one of the best albums of 2015 and you motherflushers aren’t even talking about it http://youtu.be/sm2thFje_Ns

  • Tyree

    Mac.

    • Stockhausen

      Hail Mac.

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      He’s so adorable!

    • Big Poppa Penis Pump

      How can that be your dog? He doesn’t have a beard!

    • Big Poppa Penis Pump

      Now it’s a true Tyree dog! They do say that pets often resemble their owners.

  • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

    Fuck Happiness. (refresh for image)

  • Guacamole Jim

    Link is the best.

    Also, this playlist is the best.

    Also also vic the Toilet is the best.

    Also also also vic why not try a holiday in Sweden this year?

  • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan

    i know how it the make me feel like i don’t like life that i before i found my girlfriend ?

    -Edward trealout, 2 weeks ago

    • KJM
    • Maik Beninton

      RepostedBulletformyValentinefan
      http://i.imgur.com/8P7RsPK.jpg

      • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

        Toilet confession: a really fucking long time ago, I used to like Bullet for my Valentine.

        • Maik Beninton

          Me too.

        • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

          I’ve seen them before. Not a giant fan though.

        • Stanley

          My brother knows them all and is good friends with the guitarist, Padge. Hence, I have their first 3 albums but I had to absolutely draw the line at Temper, Temper. They are pretty much all crap though except maybe the song Hand of Blood. I went to see them when they came to SF as I got free tickets. Blah.

        • “I liked things that got me into heavier things.”
          Be not ashamed.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Phrase bands are the worst. For awhile I wanted to start a scene band parody called Sowing The Seeds Of My Withered Heart’s Discontent While My Bloodied Lover Looks On Powerless

        • The Beargod

          May I, ever your humble servant (not), join you in this noble effort?
          (Best.Band.Name.EVER!)

        • Dr. Dubz

          I still contend Six Swingin’ Dicks could be a fun band name.

          • Stockhausen

            Please only have five members.

            Lol members.

        • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

          Oh dear lord, I get cancer just by searching for Red Hot Chili Peppers.

        • The World is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die and I Am an Insufferable Person

        • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan

          if u ever come to Cleveland, make sure to bring Bullet For My Valentine with you!!!! 😀 I will defiantly make sure my dad brings me! 🙂

          -Posted by Waldock, 2011-01-27 07:22

          • Please bring Inanimate Existence to Cleveland.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            Can Sly and the Family Stone please reunite and come to NY? The Family Stone is still alive and touring and Sly is alive so why not make it happen?

          • Not enough drugs?

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I heard he’s sober. I’m unsure about the others.

          • JamesGrimm

            Just bring good metal to Cleveland.

          • Well, we’re getting Cryptopsy next month :o)

          • JamesGrimm

            and everclear in july!!!…………….wait…….

          • Ah, ooh, that stings.

          • JamesGrimm

            lol, im goin. Art got me through some tuff times.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty

    https://youtu.be/dO9BFGHTrC8?t=17s

  • i guess most of you know about those Earache Full Dynamic Range Editions, fucking amazebro! good time to get into Bolt Thrower for folks like Tapir…

    • I’m cranking Bolt Thrower this morning.

      We’re connected <3

  • Edward/Breegrodamusâ„¢

    Lots of music here I’m not even up on.

    *pushes play*

    *does dishes*

    *applies for a job*

    Sup brethren!

    • Edward/Breegrodamusâ„¢

      Serious question: is the first song on here power metal?

      This ain’t bad if it is.

      • Dr. Dubz

        It is. Hammerfall, bro. Probs my fave PM band.

        • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

          Isn’t Hammerfall like the only american PM band in the entire world?

          • The Beargod

            They are Swedish, like all bad things.

          • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

            Huh, I remember them being american, weird.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            Swedes are better than Danes. Those damn Danes.

          • The Beargod

            But I like Danish Pastry.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump
          • J.R.

            Kamelot is from Tampa if I’m not hilariously and utterly mistaken
            OH AND OF COURSE NOBLE BEAST, who owe their success and rise to fame to the Toilet. And to being indominatible beasts.

        • Edward/Breegrodamusâ„¢

          What about the second song, Cellador? (I’m still being serous, lol)

          • Dr. Dubz

            Also yes.

          • Edward/Breegrodamusâ„¢

            This Iced Earth song is kinda jammy.

          • Big Poppa Penis Pump

            Whatever happened to them? I loved the first CD, but then they seemed to fall off the radar after that.

        • Big Poppa Penis Pump
      • LET THE BREEGROHAMMER FALLS!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkmlujV-TvU

    • Edward/Breegrodamusâ„¢

      Writing cover letters is the wackness.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEjw-OkMv3w

  • Dr. Dubz

    Brothers everywhere, raise your hands into the air! We’re warriors, warriors of the world!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7CAkImxEM

    • Dr. Dubz

      I should also note that the camera at the tip of the drum stick provides a funny image.

  • KJM

    In celebration of last night’s awesomeness.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g_B3l_ReQU

  • MARCH INTO BATTLE WITH MIGHT AND ENERGY!

    *BITE THE RING OF A GRENADE*

    *DROPS IT BEHIND*

    *COOLEXPLOSION.PNG*
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnEpfkebOc0

    • Freaking disqus! I just want to post the bolt thrower video! D:

  • Tyree
    • This guitar tone>>>>>

    • Stanley

      One of the best album covers of all time.

      • Tyree

        H. R. Giger was the man. I really want to get a sleeve of some of his artwork.

        • Stanley

          I posted a pic of my brother’s Giger tattoo in a previous thread. If you’re going to do that you need to find yourself a pretty decent phenomenal artist to pull that off.

  • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

    GET UP OFF OF THAT THANG, AND SHAKE IT UNTIL YOU FELL BETTER!

  • The Beargod

    *Is about to press play, sees Hammerfall, ugh, goes back to FFB never to return*

    • Dr. Dubz

      Good. You don’t deserve Hammerfall.

      • The Beargod

        No one deserves a punishment that bad. No crime is enough.

        • Dr. Dubz

          Dude, the last two albums sucked, but they were great. GREAT! I’m not going to backpedal on that unlike other people in this thread.

          • The Beargod

            I thought EVERYONE saw the latest as a great return to form and all. IT SUCKED ASS. HAIRY BEAR ASS!

          • Dr. Dubz

            It wasn’t really a return to form. there were decent songs, but I didn’t think it was good overall.

    • Edward/Breegrodamusâ„¢

      … but Bear God, this playlist has James Brown on it.

      • This playlist was one of the weirdest and awesome things I’ve ever listened.

        It was really uplifting and the best moment was with the boat song ft. T-Pain. I was really laughing my ass off.

        • Dr. Dubz

          Yessss. Link, that song got me through a semester of undergrad! “Never thought I’d be on a boat. It’s a big blue watery road!”

        • Edward/Breegrodamusâ„¢

          Link when did you make this thing? I must have been off the grid for a time.

          Being off the grid >>>>>>

          • I asked for uplifting songs because last week was awful and I felt bad.

            All this songs were posted by the Toiletters. I didn’t want to add any more, because it was a token of friendship.

        • They have a lot of funny songs and videos. I enjoy this one quite a bit.
          http://youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ

      • The Beargod

        maybe… MAYBE… I’ll give some of my attention to it then.

  • Stockhausen

    DAVY JONES, GIANT SQUID!

    • Dr. Dubz

      Then you can call me Scarface, snortin’ mountains of cocaine!

      • Stockhausen

        YEAH THAT WAS KINDA WEIRD, BUT WE’RE BACK IN THE CLUB.

  • Sir Tapir the Based

    Positivity? What’s that?

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      Tapir plz!

    • Guacamole Jim

      Positivity? Not quite yet!

    • The Beargod

      It’s the thing those Estonian chicks give you.

      • Dr. Dubz

        He’s a Eunuch, remember.

        • The Beargod

          But he could still be bookwise, right?

        • KJM

          They prefer the term “unsullied”

      • Sir Tapir the Based

        No wonder I don’t have it.

  • KJM

    Shake will be on vacay until June(when ATHF starts again). Don’t worry. He’ll have a worthwhile replacement in the meantime.

  • Dr. Dubz

    I’ve been jamming this song hard. Also feels good!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf2jEVjrFsk

    • fuck yea dubya this is my jam!

    • dis record <3

    • The Beargod

      I did kinda like this record but felt many of the songs were too long to carry themselves.

      • Dr. Dubz

        The album itself was too long, imo.

        • The Beargod

          Yah.

  • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

    No joke, this playlist is exactly what I needed this morning. Going straight from Faith no More (why do I not have more from these guys?) into extol and into Andrew W.K. And the day is already seeming a little brighter

  • Dr. Dubz

    Bros, I’m all for positive body images, but Sphinx cats should not get fat.

    http://i.imgur.com/MQFPHk8.jpg

  • I was drawing a blank when I saw this initially but accept my belated contribution. Cave In’s “Sing My Loves” puts me in a good mood whenever I hear it. It starts off heavy but then mellows out as it progresses. Enjoy Link!

    http://youtu.be/cg1UAqt0lwY

  • Adorable lion and cubs photos are uplifting to me <3

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBjKntYuUIk

    • KJM

      Aww, what a sweetieface!!!

  • KJM

    If the Night is dark and full of Terrors, the most sensible plan is to stay drunk/high as fuck.

    • Dr. Dubz

      That worked great for King Robert.

      • KJM

        Well, I don’t expect y’all to go boar hunting anytime soon.

        • That’s not….uh…what killed him

          • KJM

            I also assume most of us pour our own drinks.

          • actually my mountain dew is already bottled/canned for me.

          • KJM

            It could be argued that the Aspartame is slowly poisoning me.

          • I’m convinced dew can be called a drug. I can’t fuckign quit. I’m extremely healthy other than that addiction ironically

          • KJM

            Yep, quit tobacco on the first try without relapse, but I’ve tried and failed several times to stop drinking Dew.

      • KJM

        It seems to work okay for my man Tyrion(most of the time).

  • KJM

    BTW, FFB stands a chance of being quite readable today beyond the comments. Gonna check it out.

    • Edward/Breegrodamusâ„¢

      Is it that takeover MS for a day day?

      • KJM

        Yep, Derek takes over today.

  • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt

    Good picks! I’ll slide some of these on over to ya, Linky Winky. May your problems be few, and your tendies many!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HqCB0T0h08

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LmYAOaDaFI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJVY6-Jx5Pc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXnM4MPTJMU

  • I like to sing!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wRreoNRGwk

    “Cause in the Center of the Universe

    We are all alone”

    • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

      I don’t think we can be friends anymore. I have a tendency to rip eyeballs out of people that sing.

  • Tyree
  • Maik Beninton

    Stay positive. I’m off to college.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5V4NJOL0dc

  • Big Poppa Penis Pump

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, I’ll leave this over here………….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAjwpJCa-c

  • J.R.

    That is the most valiant, delicious playlist I have ever wanted to listen to.
    Aaaaaand no headphones. Awesome. Lemme know how it is guys. I’m gonna eat and then nap until next class. Maybe.

  • JWG
  • Akerskronks ov Steele

    Allow me to contribute some lifeloving https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lmCpIzhFo

  • J.R.

    Yo this playlist rips. I was working on a lab report to it earlier. Bummer they blacked out some of the Kamelot stuff, but this Extol? Times of Grace? Testament’s Throne of Thorns? Awesome. Im on this Himsa track and boy oh boy oh boy

  • Moose_Girl

    Thank you for the lion cubs picture. It warms my heart with full of happiness.