Toilet Humor: Disqus Greatest Hits Vol. 2

Just as Jeff Goldblum delighted audiences by returning for a second Jurassic Park film, we shall now return to the Disqus Greatest Hits series that I started last year (this time with bonus Ted Nü-Djent related content!)

Here’s the drill folks, the Toilet ov Hell always was – and always will be -a heavy-metal themed blog based on community involvement. We encourage anyone and everyone to join Disqus and engage with us in the comments section of each article. But beware, because anything you say can be screenshot’d and put in my next exhibit! If you are new or relatively quiet, please take this opportunity to introduce yourself and become acquainted with our staff and readers. (And just like last time, I urge you to press play on the following lengthy track, to provide some excellent background music whilst you relax and enjoy the greatness to come).


Let’s start this out with a BEAST of a comeback from our friend Janitor Jim Duggan:

JJD_plz_10_minutes


Don’t worry, Dubs definitely had it coming after this admission of a great mistake:

parks_and_rec_Dubs


Masterlord SteelDragon asked 15 scienticians for their opinion of heavy metal, and GL gave us his professional assessment of the third respondent:

_hawt-scientist


Speaking of GL…….. IS HE GORAK?

gorak_GL

Speaking of GORAK… IS HE GROG?

link_and_gorak_pog_alf


Everybody remember FrankWhiteKingOfNY? Turns out he’s just on hiatus for a while… or did Ann Kvlter’s Adam’s Apple chase him off?!?!

AKFP_frank_fallujah


When somebody mentions “a most hilarious robot”… about whom do you think? If you say anybody other than CyberneticOrganism, you would be incorrect. Exhibit A:

dragons_and_mountain_dew

Exhibit B:

tyree_music_and_yogurt

Exhibit C:

kale_quinoa_gluten


Richter comes in a close second (just without the robot part… or have we all just been fooled?)

richter_throw_computer_at_sun


Think you’re going to pull a fast one and save Link-created stickers?

pepe_Meme_crash


Hopefully you all were able to order some dank TovH swag while it lasted, like our resident The Mountain (Waynecro) did:

waynecro_tovh_shirt


Lastly, a discussion about humor would not be possible with our resident, dead composer Stockhausen. In regards to a Born of Osiris review from the days of yore (last year):

Stockhausen_born-of-osiris


 

Are you still reading this? Good! You have now arrived at the bonus features. Let’s talk about Ted Nü-Djent for a moment. He is one of the funnier readers we have the privilege of calling “one of us”. He also happens to be one of the most active users on the Facebook Group so if you run into him, please notify him that we demand more of these little Easter eggs he leaves us within the metal blogosphere…

His Bandcamp review of Mgła:

ted_mgla

… of Nekrofilth:

ted_nekrofilth

…and VHÖL:

ted_vhol

Taking flakk from Sadistikexekution:

nu-djent_and_sadistik

…and giving it right bakk:

ted_sadistik

Thanks for being part of the Toilet ov Hell, everyone! If you’re still here next year, perhaps we’ll see a Volume 3. Until then, I will meet up with you all in the void abyss

(image via Amazon)

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Published on: April 28, 2016

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  • Lacertilian

    “The whole story of the record involves three levels,” explains Joe. “The first one is The Binding. You’re hanging, and you’re stagnant. The second is The Fight. You were hanging, but now you’re pulling away from this linchpin, whether it’s physical, emotional, or spiritual. The final is The Release. You break away and feel free, connected, and loved.”Keyboard brah [2016]

    He was feeling especially “connected” that day.

    • LIZARD, THAT KEYBOARD GUY IS BEING SUCKED OUT BY THE BACKING DESIGN!!!

    • hieronymus bossk

      If vaping could type, it would type that.

    • MoshOff

      The Saga of Keyboard Bro returns next week when he ponders the question “To Ice-Cream Truck, or not to Ice-Cream Truck?”

  • This is why the internetz is a dangerous place. Nothing is ever secure.

    http://i.giphy.com/HteV6g0QTNxp6.gif

    • Dubs

      Going off the gird like Bacon-and-Eggs Man is the only way to be safe.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Who’s that?

        • dammit, you’re going to break the LMGTFY site

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Lol, Dubs used to do that to me all the time, but I think he got to the point where he’s like “ok, he knows the drill”.

          • Spear

            To be fair, I don’t think googling “bacon-and-eggs man” would return accurate results.

          • ..

          • Dubs

            Well I’ll be donged. There he is.

          • Spear

            🙁

          • ya i typed that before thinking about it. cloh!

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Even I know who he is and I don’t watch TV outside of Brooklyn Nine Nine. It’s Ron Swanson who is a real American. He fights for the rights of every man.

          • Joaquin Stick

            I just started watching Brooklyn 99 regularly this season. I need to go back and watch the beginning. It is excellent comedy.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            OH!

        • I find it impossible to believe that you don’t know who that is. I’ve been posting Parks N Rec gifs and references for about a year now.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Jim told me. Didn’t know that was Ron Swanson’s nickname. Whoopsie daisy!

    • Holy shit. Just realized the epic quality of this GIF.

      • i bet the Venezuelan internet isn’t strong enough for Link to see it 🙁

        • Dubs

          That gif used his entire electricity ration.

          • What gif?

          • Also: ouch!! 🙁

          • Dubs

            I’m not making fun of you, just applying some levity to your country’s dire situation.

          • “Levity: an unkwnon movie.

            Also: lightness of mind, character, or behavior; lack of appropriate seriousness or earnestness”.

    • Time to plunge into the imploding abyss once again, matey?

      Take my hand, let’s jump again.

      http://www.toiletovhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/plunge_abyss.jpg

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    I LOVE ALL OF YOU

  • If it weren’t by this community, I would be in jail for murdering my workmates.

    Thanks, dudes and dudettes!!

    • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

      It’s okay, i look like a greedy sumbitch with mine.

    • tigeraid

      I didn’t make the cut either but NO FUCKING ANIME.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        NO ANIME
        if I’m not allowed to talk about GBK you aren’t allowed to post anime

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          Pretty sure you’re allowed to talk about them. Not without some measure of backlash, from what I can tell (haven’t listened to them, so I’m completely in the dark on that whole thing).

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Next time I have a job interview, if they ask about crime I’ll tell them I was once guilty of liking a thing.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
          • I’ve said this many times before, but I will reiterate: I don’t give a shit what anyone listens to on their own time, but I have no patience for racist/nazi bands being posted here. It reflects poorly upon the entire community.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Is anyone besides HD really a fan of those bands? They seem like something people only like to be edgelords.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            HD?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Howard Dean. He loved a lot of anti semitic bands.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Gah, I remember his raging butthurt and verbal gymnastics whenever people pointed that out. I was expecting him to finally break into the whole “I can’t be racist, I know a black person” rant.

          • Spear

            Let’s not go dredging up old arguments.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’ll nip this in the bud.

          • today is not about arguments, it’s about my invasion of everyone’s privacy.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Is Jimmy secretly Hillary Clinton? You won’t believe the answer!

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Rupert Murdoch? Mark Zuckerberg?

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            We all know the risks

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            It’s moronic but I like a lot of stupid shit

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            That’s fine. I do too. I like Billy Joel and countless nu metal bands. I even like Blink 182 and All Time Low.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            I didn’t realise blink 182 had male fans.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            My sister got me to enjoy them and a lot of current pop punk. I’ve seen All Time Low twice and I’ve seen State Champs twice.

          • Spear

            We’ve had the separating art from the artist debate here way too many times. I can ignore a lot of dumb shit, but NS stuff is too much for me.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Definitely agree on that one. I remember the NSBM edition of Shirt Stains a while back, and the raging shitstorm that turned into in a hurry. It’s the only article on here where I was like “OK, I’m outta here”.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            I will say just one more thing on the subject; the stupid arguments that arise whenever someone mentions that stuff is exactly what the bands want.

          • it’s like the Ghostbusters sheets i have in my house: if a guest sees them, she’s gonna draw a few conclusions; no matter how good i am at backpedaling. aaaaaaaaaaand i hope that my joke diverts everyone’s attention away!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            You have Ghostbusters sheets?

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            I may or may not still have Formula 1 sheets.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I have Battlestar Galactica sheets in my closet. I had a race car bed until I was 8.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            I had Rainbow Brite underwear and pajamas when I was a kid.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Sounds about like me and my Mega Man pajamas. One of these days, I’ll upgrade to:

            http://mypartyshirt.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/e/mega-man-costume.png

            *chick magnet intensifies*

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm
          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            My god, that man is the ultimate chick magnet!

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            *Mann

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
          • CyberneticOrganism

            Virgin Man. Defeat him and you get the power to shoot anime mags at normies.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            And you get the Hard Crusty Sheets power up.

          • CyberneticOrganism
          • Dubs

            *vapes*

          • CyberneticOrganism

            *sympathy vapes*

          • pass that shit, bro.

            *cough-cough-vapes*

          • CyberneticOrganism
          • JWEG

            Whereas I’d say my measure of an ideal woman is that she reacts positively to Ghostbusters sheets, and not with ‘questions’.

            Just comments. Comments that she likes my sheets (and would like to make a fort out of them).

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            If she sees them Ghostbusters sheets, the chances of you being able to “slime her” go down substantially

      • Dubs

        DOWNVOTED

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        It’s downvoting time!

      • CyberneticOrganism
    • Ah eh eh eh em! NO ANIME!

    • I just got full blown AIDS knowing that this is getting upvotes.

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        if it was “full blown” I’d assume it wasn’t just from the upvotes

        • Nah, it was from all the other ANIME comments posted on this site as well.

    • RustyShackleford

      I upvote all anime posts/comments as my tiny version of rebellion HA TAKE THAT JOE

    • U WILL NVR MAKE THE CUT!

      • HE WILL NEVER BE 1 O’ US!!!

        • Not his attitude I guess…

          http://i.imgur.com/ycyayre.gif

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          Whenever someone mentions Nails I cry a little bit.

          • you cant trust ANYONE who puts ketchup on fucking eggs, man.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Never trust anyone who puts ketchup on ANYTHING!!!! *Chicago-ing intensifies*

        • Hurry Nails, there’s still time recall the merch and rename your album. But don’t do that because the endless amounts mockery it has provided is priceless.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            What the fuck were they thinking?

          • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

            Would you boys please let me in to this joke, and I seriously hope you’re not talking about the good Nails.

          • MoshOff

            Unfortunately, yes. Turns out Todd Jones is a colossal toolbag who speaks like a caricature of a I’M TOUGH BRO guy. Not mad, just disappointed.
            http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/2016/04/27/todd-jones-of-nails-the-heavy-blog-is-heavy-interview/

          • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

            I think I’m just going to pretend the guy was just tripping balls for the whole interview, because jesus that was a cringe fiesta. Really disappointed about this, it didn’t seem like he would be that kind of guy, judging by song titles etc.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            “I am in a heavy band, therefore we must fight”

            – Todd Jones

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            What happened, exactly?

          • Maik Beninton™
          • Maik Beninton™

            Oops, repost.
            I’m gonna run from the cops bye.

          • this doesnt surprise me even a little bit.

            its how i always hoped joe would speak

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            For some odd reason, I’m not surprised. Guy sounds like a massive douche.

          • Thinking would’ve required contemplating not saying dumb shit, so I don’t think that critical act factored into the equation.

      • hieronymus bossk

        Unless he gets a bris.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Anime Loving Man should never make the cut. My light hearted shenanigans deserve to make the cut.

    • hieronymus bossk

      Nor did I. Could be that I change my Disquis handle like every month.
      https://media.giphy.com/media/R1sIadPan02Dm/giphy.gif

      • This fucking scene. Hahaha!

        • question: do you also have an adoration for this film?

          • Yes. I fucking love this movie. This and his other classic, Léon: The Professional.

          • Dubs

            I watched Leon: The Professional for the first time earlier this year. Solid film.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Good movie. Always wondered what happened to the French guy who starred in it. He was also good in Wasabi, but fell off after that.

          • Pentagram Sam

            RONIN.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Haven’t seen that one.

          • Pentagram Sam

            Oh man, it’s a classic. B&W, extreme car chases, Robert DeNiro, Sean Bean, Stellan Skarsgard dude, Natascha McElhoen and the Leon dude. Plus a self surgery scene and shooting rockets at people, intense spy movie shit. All this without any Michael Bayisms

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Oh, now I remember it! I was thinking of 12 Ronin for a second.

          • Count_Breznak

            He is in about 5 films/year. Might become the next Seven Segal.

          • great, i’m finding that you and me are sci-fi compatible. it is un-fuck-with-able. also, i have not seen Leon yet (don’t yell)

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            Seen Nikita?

        • hieronymus bossk

          You want something done right, do it yourself!

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I haven’t changed mine for a while.

      • Yeah I have no idea who you are

        • hieronymus bossk

          Mother Shabubu/Salvador Dalí Lama/12 Bricks/whatever I change this to in a week.

          • Change to Dragon Rider 777

          • hieronymus bossk

            I don’t ride dragons. But 777 is kinda Crowley-ish. Maybe Golden Mother Shabubu 777?

    • hieronymus bossk

      Perhaps a loophole: it’s NO ANIME. But they never said anything about images from their comic book counterparts.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
  • I dunno why, but this still makes me giggle (RFI)

  • Ted nu djent 2011. Never forget

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I repressed my memories from 8th grade to 12th grade.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      It’s Nü-Djent bruh

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Lol, I forgot about my old Ground Beef Booger Riot name. :-p
    Speaking of Disqus, is anyone else getting that annoying “are internet commenters controlling your thoughts?” thing when checking comments?

    • JWEG

      It’s just some article the Disqus team likes. Just to be ‘meta’ it allows Disqus comments. Most of which read like pathetic contrarianism. And are the most popular posts.

      Can’t tell if trolling or legitimate stupidness

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        I read the article that it was linked to, and it made utterly no sense to me. It sounded like it was about to go into full blown Alex Jones mode at any given moment.

        • JWEG

          That definitely explains why all the comments seem displaced from Infowars.

          Although I also get a strong “Federalist” vibe from a lot of them.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            First thing that came to mind when I first heard him talk was “cokehead alert!”, much like his fellow cokehead conspiracy nut, Breitbart.

  • McNulty’s screenshoting has now expanded to bandcamp. The internet is no longer safe. What’s next, you tap into everyone’s emails? Are you Reptillary Clinton?

    • JWEG

      I was thinking I should post mini-reviews to bandcamp. Now I fear they’ll be recorded for posterity…

      …somewhere other than bandcamp, anyway.

      • We have asked McNulty to investigate the Zeal and Ardor situation and he has declined in favor of Toilet-related activity. I even offered logistical support but no dice, the man is dedicated to his craft.

      • hieronymus bossk

        This is why I have jargon as my Twitter and Instagram handles. And I never post on my own Facebook. Paranoia.

    • hieronymus bossk

      Trust no one. Especially anyone lizardy.

      Hey, you have any Bandcamp reviews?

      • I do and they all lead straight back to here for anything I reviewed.

        • hieronymus bossk

          I see you were not duped by my attempt. Well played, half-monkey.

  • #NeverForget #Weeners #Gif #4ThELoLz #Boloña #KillingMeSoftly #PloPlo

    http://i1.wp.com/www.toiletovhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bologna-hotdog.gif?resize=410%2C341

  • RustyShackleford

    You are all amazing. Yep. *single tear*

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    I really can’t get enough of Scar Sighted.

    • Hubert

      It’s really good in a really good way

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        The album is a good. it is good and not bad. I give it yes/10.

  • Hubert

    This goat would have a slightly less fun time on Earth were it not for this amazing community.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/01/goat.jpg

  • I’m surprised you didn’t post my holiday Mountain Dew rant lol

  • Maik Beninton™
  • CyberneticOrganism

    Good idea for an article McNutly, I am humbled at my appearance.

    *vapes*

    • Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death.

      • CyberneticOrganism
        • MoshOff

          The slogan on his shirt is German for “Arnold says smoke up bro!!!”

          • CyberneticOrganism

            No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

          • MoshOff

            You’re right. Angela Merkel is a woman.

          • Count_Breznak

            Debatable. Jellyfish are sort of in between.

  • This place is better than other places.

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    LMAO! Haven’t heard the CD, but that name doesn’t exactly scream ‘epic dragon fucking power metal”.

    http://www.metaltraveller.com/images/max_pie/eight_pieces_one_world.JPG

    • CyberneticOrganism

      “Max Pie” sounds like a Homer Simpson pseudonym

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Haha yep! I can picture him doing the whole ‘Max Power’ episode with that name.

  • too much laughing, not enough satan

  • Celtic Frosty

    Well, shit, I didn’t know this was a competition.

  • Waynecro

    Receiving mention with the comedy geniuses of this fine website may be my greatest achievement–and I’ve eaten cake and cookies in the same night. Thank you very much, McNults. I am humbled, honored, and perhaps a bit more veiny than usual.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      It feels special don’t eat. Last Easter I filled a chocolate rabbit with whipped cream and ate it all. Get on my level.

      • Waynecro

        One Christmas weekend, I ate two Hungry Man dinners, an entire bûche de Noël, and three Hostess fruitcakes while playing Halo. Won’t-live-to-see-age-40 tier, bro.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          I have been slain

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
  • Max

    I yearn for more.

  • Óðinn

    I fucking hate “parks and rec”.

    • leave the hall.

      • Óðinn

        It’s just not funny or good. Too middle-America.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      The show or parks and rec in general? I’ve never watched it for more than a few minutes. The adoration that the show gets made it impossible to live up to any expectation. Same goes for It’s Always Sunny…

      • Óðinn

        The show. I just don’t find it funny personally.

        I have no problem with actual parks in general.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          … YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MISS PLAZA

          • Óðinn

            Haha. Okay, for you my friend, I take it back.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            You’re a stand-up dude, ice zombie

          • Óðinn

            As are you, my cyborg assassin friend.

  • Óðinn

    Is that the “red solo cup” guy in the photo.

  • Óðinn

    Gah! Don’t get me started on “gluten.” Nobody ever heard of a gluten allergy 10 years ago. But now, every second person you meet says “I have a gluten allergy.” Yeah, sure you do.

    • they should just do what i do: take pork bile supplements. there isnt a food on earth i couldnt eventually digest.

      • Óðinn

        Haha. Sounds gross. But hey, maybe it works.

    • more beer

      There is gluten free beer for fucks sake.

      • Óðinn

        Jesus fuck! That’s heresy, brother.

        • more beer

          Yes it is. I have to assume that glutens are in beer for a reason. Taking them out has got to fuck something up.

          • Óðinn

            Tell those pussies to drink wine.

          • more beer

            No they don’t.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        They needlessly label things ‘gluten free’ that anyone with a gluten allergy would know doesn’t have it. I got some crab meat for my pasta salad last week, and it even pointed out ‘gluten free’ on there, in huge letters. Well, fuck me old boots, I never knew crabs weren’t made of wheat!

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      As someone who lives with someone with a gluten allergy, I can safely say that it is definitely real

      • also nobody “ever heard of” electricity hundreds of years ago. but it was always there!

        • this is a weird argument jeemy

          • things can exist in this world, just without being discovered or classified. guy A could have had Celiac’s Disease 15 years ago, but nobody knew how to diagnose it. now we have that ability.

          • 15 years ago is still super recent. This is all conjecture, my assumption is that our diets and perhaps modern lifestyles have made certain foods and processes fail for groups of people (tldr “evolution”)

            now someone is going to refute this.

          • oh FOR SURE, we are definitely becoming weaker as time goes on. i’m just talking about the classification of things

          • speak for yourself, jeemy. i only get stronger as time goes on.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Yet we’re living longer than ever

          • more beer

            Only because of improvements in medicine and drugs.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I thought it was bishes and money

          • more beer

            Those are the things that get you dead.

          • i can’t think of a funny response. i don’t want to type in something serious here.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Just post a picture of the well read Lamborghini guy

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            15 years ago autism was rarely diagnosed too. I don’t know where I’m going with this so I’ll just stop right now

          • shrugs,

            i think thats a valid point too.

          • Óðinn

            Autism is on the rise. Must be all the gluten.

            “I ain’t never heard of anybody in Rwanda with lactose intolerance.” – Chris Rock

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Looks, humour and intelligence. How the hell are you still single? Those Baltimore women wouldn’t know a good catch if it came up, slapped them on the arse and said “hey baby, you’re sexy like a chocolate milkshake”

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I might get McNultied this weekend

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Same with AIDS. 40 or so years ago, no one was diagnosed with it, simply because no one had any idea what it even was. It hasn’t been that long since people started even knowing what autism even is. Much of the time, it got mislabeled as a myriad of other mental illnesses.

          • you got it man. some folks don’t get it.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Maybe a bit longer than 100 years ago, I don’t think they got halfway through WWI before realising that they didn’t have to fight by firelight.

        • Óðinn

          I’m pretty sure there was lightning. 😉

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Which the public probably thought was God being angry

          • Óðinn

            Now they think it’s a gluten allergy. 😉

          • yeah, but back then it was quiet lightning. think about that…

        • BobLoblaw

          The only reason people are “hearing of it” now is its become a “diet” fad.

        • Dubs

          Ben Franklin invented it.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        It’s real, but nowhere near as common as people would like to think. Same with the whole Ice Bucket Challenge, when that was a trend. Horrific disease, no doubt, but it’s also very very rare, which people overlooked. All while that overshadowed major killers like women’s heart disease, which is far more common.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          I doubt that 10% of people who did the ice bucket challenge even donated

    • BobLoblaw

      Its real, its called celiacs disease. About 1% of the population has it (and a large number of them dont even realize it due to mild symptoms). Whats fucked up is it has been hijacked as a diet fad by suburban mothers (i see it all the time, how the fuck does every one of your children have a gluten “allergy”?) driving the cost of gluten free food up. Pretty fair to the people actually affected and not just using it to be a special little snowflake.

      • Óðinn

        Oh yeah. I don’t doubt that celiac disease is real. I guess I’m just skeptical about a lot of the trends in the food industry. At one point in time, I was a Buyer for a large food distributor. So much of what goes on in the food industry is about marketing and trends.

        • BobLoblaw

          Thats what i was getting at. Taking advantage of a certain gullible (dumb) market.

          • Óðinn

            We are in agreement, Mr. Loblaw.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Wow, I feel a little bit famous for the little bonus section at the end there. I didn’t think that anyone actually paid attention to those reviews on Bandcamp. The only reason I still go to MS is so I can dance with Sadistik Execution in the comments section. Would love to be more involved in the comments section here but the timezone difference means that I miss most of the action. Cheers for the shout out @James_Jimmy_Mcnulty:disqus I might have to submit these types of reviews for the mini reviews articles in the future.

    • the lizard travels through time constantly. y knot u?

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Sleep and a drive to work each morning that can take up to 2 hours

    • Óðinn

      I mostly avoid MetalSucks now. It was never very good. It just has “Metal” in the name, and then they try to keep you there with clickbait. Too many racist and/or stupid commenters on MetalSucks, on top of the poorly written articles. “Sergeant D” is an assclown too. I prefer the Toilet.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        On top of the fact that they rip off their articles from here or Blabbermouth, with a couple of words changed and absolutely no credit given to the original source. They’re like the Daily Mail in that regard (and in many other ways, including the blatant racism and sloppy writing/editing).

  • Blood Harvest Haul and the new Enucleator demo. Baking cookies while jamming out to em now.

    https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/13095974_10154194744268338_6510253562582903157_n.jpg?oh=dc21bf016efc8807c42ea8537de070da&oe=57BB3F78
    Necrosemen, Voidceremony, Xantam, and Enucleator.

  • Vegglampe

    As I’ve been casually lurking around these parts for a while now, I feel a need to say my praises for this community. Despite the fact that the entire site is mostly built around inside jokes, there have never been an issue for “outsiders” to join. You guys are la creme de la creme.

    • hey dude! the good thing about inside jokes is that a person can chime in with something completely made-up and nobody would know the difference!

  • 11/10/willcomment/postagain/awesome!

    Great work, JJM!

    GL

  • Scrimm

    Balls

  • Shhhhhhhhhhhh…

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    He, he said the two forbidden words! Snap him like a twig, Joe!

    http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/images/16539.jpg

  • I made the cut, feelsgoodman.jpeg
    I know it was probably way too long to put in here, but that giant thread of tree-related puns and wordplay was one of the greatest things I have ever participated in.