TOIL3T OV H3LL 3: THE THIRDENING
Today is our third birthday! Come celebrate with us.
I think everyone can agree that our behavior was awful all year long. The terrible twos had us sending Phil Labonte into a pants-shitting meltdown, mocking terminal virgins, and fucking with The Washington Examiner.
Left a special note for the Examiner since they're using our tweet. pic.twitter.com/X7iLcDTaXH
— Wash Exam Deez Nutz (@toiletovhell) July 14, 2017
But all of that changes today! We’re three years old now. It’s now time to grow up and put away childish things. We’ve come an awful long way from a dinky little page with a purple background and a tenuous grasp on the English language. The Toilet is stronger now that it ever has been, all thanks to the continued readership of you lovely Toileteers.
We’ve got some very big things coming starting next week and I hope you’ll join us for them. As always, thank you for your continued support of this particular online poop receptacle. This is your open swim for the week. We’ll see you tomorrow.