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Today is a holiday, brother. One of the highest and holiest.

Danksgiving

Today we celebrate Danksgiving, a day where we can all come together and completely forget why we’re thankful for anything. Full disclosure: I am a pot atheist, but I will celebrate with you all in spirit by listening to stoner metal and eating tacos. Due to this religious observance, we’re taking the rest of the day off. Expect the normal schedule to resume tomorrow. In the mean time, post your favorite weed jams.

Here’s my pick:

 

(Obligatory)

 

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  • Now what the fuck am I going to do?! Go troll up MS??

    • Edward

      Troll up the Toilet, talk shit on everyone’s favorite screamo screaming bands. I’ll be here off and on all day. Lol.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Let’s get this comment thread to 500. WE CAN DO IT
      *quits job*

        • Classic

        • Doughnut anyone?

          • Mr. Bojangles Team FapALot

            if they are dovghnvts.

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            iv vey vre dvvnvvvtv

          • Mr. Bojangles Team FapALot

            v wvt mv8

          • CyberneticOrganism

            VV VvvvV vV vVVV VVvv v Vv v >>>>>>>>>>>

          • w^w^^w^w

          • upvote x999999999999 >>>>>>>>>

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            I don’t know which is worse – the song or video – prepare to never like bowie or jagger ever again. Even the van halen version is turdish but this is pretty pretty pretty pretty bad.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ

          • Lacertilian

            Greg Proops has a mad rant about that song on his podcast.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            i saw an old episode of family guy where they played the entire video during an episode. Pretty funny.

          • Ellipsis…Team On The Fence
          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            hhahahah, fucking hilarious. That is one of the worst cover songs since the beginning of recorded sound.

          • Ellipsis… Team On The Fence

            The video really drives home the shittyness of it:

            Bowie: Should we do a video?

            Jagger: Yeah, why not shoot it in the carpark.

            Bowie: Only if we sing right in each other’s faces and dance around each other like we’re stripper poles

            Jagger: Genius. Don’t bother getting changed. Let’s dance!

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            vvv^<w

          • (>’-‘)> <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'’-‘)> <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^ <('-'<) <('-'<) ^(' – ')^

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim
          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            My interest in true black metal masters bathory has been re-awakened by the recent discussions of best metal bands. I went to http://www.blackmark.net & bought a few shirts and cd’s both of which were very well priced, and the overseas shipping was reasonable as well.
            Just throwing the info out there.

          • FTFY.. thanks, Brojanglies!

          • Mr. Bojangles Team FapALot

            no problem, now I have a bag of dead baby mice, can I store them in your basement for a bit while things calm down?

          • Bring the whole family! It’s a straight up neckbeard party in the basement though. I give you fair warning.

          • Mr. Bojangles Team FapALot

            the only other family I have is your mom and she’s already there.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            My words to taylor momsen’s boyfriend :

          • Stealing this… always have the high quality stuff, Bronan! m/

        • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

          Vargs trve kristmas kovntdown day 2.

          on the 665 day of kristmas varg gave to me:

          A kristian vikerenes (louis cachet) / blake judd split cd.

        • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

          Jimmy, i have my eye on a christmas present for you old buddy. Babymetal autographs ! Authentic ! The bid is up to $255.00 but the reserve is not met. I am going to pawn my conan collection so i can put in my max bid of $1000. Fingers crossed.

      • Stockhausen

        LET’S DO THIS

        • Stockhausen

          THANK U 4 NOT POSTING THE PICTURE I ATTACHED DISQUS, UR TEH BEST

          • (refresh to view image)

            GL

          • Stockhausen

            Refreshed many a time, Disqus straight up robbed me of glory here.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          HERE WE GO*

          * (“Here We Go” © 2014 Anhueser-Busch, All Rights Reserved)

    • MS is too easily trolleable with those click bait articles ramping more than ever

    • Fuck that place.

      GL

      • Edward

        GL you and I are in harmonious agreement this morning.

        ND

      • Mr. Bojangles

        Fucked your mom.

        -Mr. Bojangles

        • CPR is a lie. Why fund it? 17% of the breath you exhale is oxygen, the rest is unusable. Would you fund 16% return on anything?

          Jesus saves.

          GL

          • …Ellipsis…

            *removed by ABC*

            Tax payers money belongs to the tax payers. If you want CPR get a job.

          • Mr. Bojangles Team FapALot

            What if I can’t get a job?

          • …Ellipsis…
          • Please, net neutrality? We should tax the internet pipe lines like
            out water, gas, babies, guns, coal. What are you even talking about?

            GL

          • Ellipsis…Team On The Fence

            I’ve heard some nonsense in my time, but this takes the cake. The internet, neutral? It clearly has a liberal bias. As for taxes, they should only be on things I don’t use, which is everything, because I live in a cave and hunt for food like a real man. The 1% earn their money by working hard to stay alive until they got their inheritance, that’s not tax, that’s stealing. And what’s Obama doing? He’s in Asia or Austria or Australia, it doesn’t matter which one, giving money to other countries to fund global warming programs?!? I say let the Earth warm, because it’s cold in my cave and that money should be going back to the tax payer so they can buy taxable goods and services so the government can continued to be funded to remove more taxes.

          • i don’t see why they’re deleting comments. we turned that boring ole’ site into something fun! we’ve like quintupled the amount of action there.

          • Gurp

            Ooh! Is there shenanigans going on?

        • CyberneticOrganism
          • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

            It aeons old. But I am still amused by it.
            (Yeah, okay, hadn’t heard this before)

          • CyberneticOrganism

            It never gets old, never.


            ..
            … …
            ..

            .
            .
            .
            … Satan. *sip*

          • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

            will

      • Roll Coal!

    • Mr. Bojangles

      I do that every day. Actually, I troll MS, ToH and Facebook every day, for that matter. Why does today have to be any different?

  • I’m not an atheist and I respect all positive message traditions. I’m now thankful for this newborn baby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31A2c4UvsPc

    • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

      I just can’t get past Nick’s vocals. They are damn weak and BAD! But otherwise, I love this track! Hopefully Nick’s gonna do better o next years Paradise Lost

      • Well, his participation in Bloodbath is very polarizing, I’m in praise side 😛 I’m hoping for a good Paradise Lost albums. The few albums i’ve listened of that band are awesome.

        • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

          I merely hope that because they are bringing back the Death Metal. Nothing wrong with his cleans. His growls I don’t like (as you probably realized)

  • Edward

    Toilet Ov Hell holiday, party for the staff!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywoR8psubDE

  • My cat acts like a dog. He chases, fetches, bites your ankles. Here is a picture of him. (refresh for image)

    #stayfeline

    GL

    • well.. they’re a versatile bunch:

    • happily! (refresh to view images)
      my boy Biscuit (Maine Coon) & my girl Josie (Calico). they’re both large. your cat looks wonderful!

    • Keegan Lavern Still

      Yay! This is Diamond, my main cuddle cat. She comes when you call and makes a fucking adorable chirping sound when she jumps in your lap. Now if only she didn’t share a name with one of the supervisors at my work. It’s already lead to one embarrassing moment…

      • NefariousDude

        This is starlord. She got bit in the head by our dog like 3 months ago but she turned out just fine the little bastard :’)

        • your picture is #clutteredasfuck, lol

          GL

          • NefariousDude

            That’s just the cat bending space and time around her… And the girlfriends clothes tornado

        • Star Lord man, the legendary outlaw

          • My next cat is going to be named, Manowar.

            GL

      • JWG

        Is the chirping because she’s part Siamese?

        My parents have a very similar looking (but orange) cat named (sensibly) Pumpkin. Her vocalizations are much more like her ‘Siamese’ half – she chirps when announcing her presence, warbles when demanding more attention … and makes weird guttural-yet-still-high-pitched throaty sounds when annoyed (which is to be honest most of the time).

        I wish I had a picture, but I don’t. And since I can’t even edit one in if I found one you’ll just have to trust me.

    • Dis bitch. (refresh for imagery)

    • JWG

      Gladly.

      This look of indifference is brought to you today be me and Thor, Heavy Metal Cat, who despite looking like a member of an all-Cat Immortal tribute band, vastly prefers the heavy rumble of stoner-doom metal.

      …Full circle. Whoa.

    • Elite Träilerpäntsphile

      my cat>>>>>>>>

    • big fuzz aka Elda aka fuzz aka fat terror

  • Guest

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

    Not metal, but the possibly the greatest weed jam of all times

  • Guest
  • …Ellipsis…
  • CyberneticOrganism

    Happy Wintry Foresty Novembertime

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D9OTNhubbA

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple
  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple
  • This is, of course, an open thread.

  • Pagliacci is TeamEd
  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom
    • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

      Yes.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Thank you, goat

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      Something about the tone on early Darkthrone just pulls me into an irresistible reverie.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Forget #teamswift and #teamperry. Join #teamtovelo.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2LWWORoiM

  • Lazy!

    ***FLUSH***

    • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

      This guy…

    • Top 10 of Metalsucks writers in the Toilet ov Hell

    • Missed u bby

    • …Ellipsis…

      Pot meet kettle…

    • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants
      • Could possibly be the best gif ever.

    • HI VINCE!

    • Pagliacci is TeamEd

      Vince wears trailer pants.

    • KJM

      Fuckin’ quack.

    • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

      Look! Look! Mom it’s a di…duc…Vince!

    • VINCE RIDES A HOVERROUND.

    • Pagliacci is TeamEd

      Such warm welcomes.

      • Edward

        I approve of the TeamEd name change.

        Let’s make it a thing, boys.

        • done.
          edit: whoops, typo

          • Guacamole Jim

            SHOTS FIRED

          • Pagliacci is TeamEd

            We’re gonna have words McNulty. WORDS I TELL YA!!!

          • Edward

            I’m glad Christian put me onto Sannhet, cause that shit is the bomb. Rare when music just jumps out at me like that.

          • Edward

            TeamJoe?!?!

            I mean, besides creating the site and running the show and contributing to the damn thing too…

            nevermind. Forget I said anything.

        • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

          I’m playing no favourites.

          Or, more accurately, I’m playing two favourites <3

          • Edward

            I’m making a real push for #teamedward #stayedward today. Lol.

    • ~* Not everyone gets paid to sit in their mansion smoking bales of weed and writing about metal, Vinceypoo. <3 *~

      • KJM

        #UltimateDreamJob

        • Twist: You have to write a dozen Slipknot rumor posts a week to do it.

          • ooooooooohhhh

          • KJM

            Use the ol’ “darts and post-it notes” method.

          • Or the manatees and idea balls method.

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            ARE THE LYRICS FOR SLIPKNOT’S NEW SONG ABOUT JOEY JORDISON? CLICK TO READ MORE!

            *clicks*

            Article content: “No.”

          • Stockhausen

            Hahaha.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Local Slipknot Mom Discovers This One Weird Trick For Writing Album Lyrics About Joey Jordison! What Happens Next Will Shock You!

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            Tired Of Thinking Slipknot Lyrics Are About Joey Jordison? What One Teacher Discovered You Have To See!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Lose Weight With Joey Jordison’s Slipknot One Weird Mega Shocking Trick Won’t Believe Kim Kardashian! Miracle Diet Nude Eat Muscle Gas Prices Ebola!

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            /dead

      • …Ellipsis…
        • CyberneticOrganism

          Dad?!

          • Ellipsis…Team On The Fence

            Which one?

    • Edward

      Vince you check on this site daily?

      <3

      • Pagliacci is TeamEd

        When he’s not combing NCS for ideas.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      I am OFFENDED, sir.
      *looks for glove to do the slap-challenge-duel thing*
      *can’t find glove, goes back to sleep*

    • I don’t care who found Thorr-axe first, thanks for writing about them and sharing them the other day! They deserve all the exposure they can get!

    • truth

      • If you’ve got beef you should just let it out instead of leaving passive aggressive comments.

        • I got beef. You like Pantera

        • Free Janitor Jim Dvggan

          • I spoke with him already. It’s going to happen.

          • Gurp

            wot?

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Fantastic.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            Did he get jailed or something?

          • he was exiled out of the hall for a while.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            Ah, message board bans. I got banned from the imdb forums four times back in my internet rebel phase.

          • VV. VVears Trailer Pant$

            How exactly did you achieve that?!?

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            Couple of times were for posting links to, uh…. naughty pictures. Another was for having “I want your hot steaming pussy blood all over my face” (Rocktober Blood reference) as my sig line, and the last was for thread in which I invited fellow board members to volunteer to have me write about murdering them. A half dozen odd peeps volunteered (this being the horror board, where some of the regulars have unusual tastes and humours) but I only got to write one piece before I got wiped. It was well recieved by the lass I wrote it about (who is an internet buddy of mine anyhow) but was pretty much obscene so it didn’t last.

    • Gurp

      Viiiiiiince!

    • Pagliacci is TeamEd

      Yuimetal, what do you think of Vince?

      • Elite Träilerpäntsphile

        She doesn’t like him but she probably loves how much he buys her used panties for.

    • Stockhausen

      Hey bud!

    • Mr. Bojangles Team FapALot

      I left a surprise in your cookie jar, bitch.

      -Mr. Bojangles

      • M Shadows!

        Cat!

    • TIL having a life=lazy

    • M Shadows!

      Pedoduck!

  • Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
  • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

    Anyone seen Fargo (the series). Turned out great! Not excited about the second season tho!

    • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

      Also, is it becoming trend to make a series continued in the anthology format now?
      Can’t you just leave it at one?

    • Edward

      Fargo the series was solid I agree.

    • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

      I agree with Ed. Solid!

      • Edward

        Do you really want to do this, Lester?

        • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

          That elevator scene is fucking tense as fukk.

          • Edward

            It was either the fifth or sixth episode which was a landmark in br00tality. You know which on I mean. Well, maybe it was the fourth, but, you know.

    • my gf is watching that and loves it

  • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

    Goddamn Thanksgiveitome day! What is a man supposed to do now?!

  • KJM
  • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu
  • KJM

    Blaze some sour diesel to this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up2Xu3NolEQ

  • KJM

    Pass dat Volcano vaporizer over heah!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHruYLJvdb8

  • THIS IS NOW A MANOWAR THREAD. HAIL AND KILL WARRIORS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP_ZkqmU-P8

  • Spear

    The highest of all holidays. Rejoice!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjL2tMGmMdA

  • Gurp

    This is fantastic because I get to spend today and Wednesday watching The Thing From Another World and The Thing in class.

  • Gurp

    Also, does anyone know any good flamenco or salsa musicians?

    • I don’t know any of flamenco besides Paco de Lucía. In salsa, it depends of the ‘sub-genre’. There’s salsa only for dancing and lyrical content salsa. This is my fav salsa song, if you want to listen:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So91SDCSPVU&list=PLPaIcJvWeBVCJmbHA88-B1Djc1r30xFtm

      • Gurp

        Yes, I like this.

        • if you need more latin recommendations just ask.. i’m mostly a metalhead, but I try to vary a lot my musical choices 🙂

          • Gvrp

            Oh dude, fantastic. What Santana albums are good? There’s like 40 of them, and I’d rather not pick through all of them to find out which ones I like.

          • Abraxas is the most critically claimed. I think it got good songs with good mix of rhythms 🙂 that would be my pick. The latter got too much of pop.

          • Gvrp

            Alright, that’ll be the one, then.

    • This is my fav Paco de Lucía song. It’s beautiful:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pghjVCw1NN8

      • Gurp

        I heard his name mentioned in a review for Impureza, listened to some of his stuff. Killer shit, it’s why I asked.

    • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

      Paco Pena. (~ over the n) is one.
      And Carmen on their album Fandangos from Space had flamenco influence on progrock

      • Do you mean Paco Peña, Bear?

        • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

          Yes.

      • Gurp

        Thanks, Señor Bear!

    • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

      Finally adding the songs. Here is Paco
      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JNfwInxcqoo

  • NefariousDude

    But I smoked all of mine yesterday!!! <\\3

    • KJM

      Yeah, I ran out too. : (

      • NefariousDude

        I hate how life is still pretty tolerable but just utterly boring when I’m not hi 24/7. Like an episode of futurama

        • KJM

          I hated showing up to Cisco networking class sober, bored me to tears unless I was totally blazed. Strangely enough, I was the only student in my class to get my CCNA.

    • you guys are welcome over here any time.

      • NefariousDude

        I can’t ever find your place you’re always sailing the goddamned 7 seas! But thank you Captain

  • NefariousDude

    Venturing forth for more sticky danx https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAj3WPX0i8

  • KJM

    Stoner Metal is closest to Black Sabbath in style and content which makes it inherently superior to all other forms of Metal including Weedily Deedlily, Dude Bro, or Dragon Fucker.

    • donchoo be talkin’ shit on Dude Bro Metal naw!

    • Dude Bro and Dragon Fucker!!! lolz for life! !!!

      GL

      • KJM

        ^_^

    • Edward

      Dragon fvcker? Power metal?

      • KJM

        Indeed.

        • which one is Dude Bro? Crossover?

          • KJM

            More like 5FDP or Pantera.

            #jimmiesrustled

    • Death

      What about post-avantgarde blackened jazzfunk metal?

      • KJM

        I don’t do hallucinogens anymore.

        • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

          One doesn’t need those to enjoy such great mindfuc… music!

        • Death

          Every single post-avantgarde blackened jazzfunk metal band is against drugs, you little shit.

          • KJM

            Straight-Edge Jazzfunk? What bizarro world nonsense is this?

          • if you put “avant” and “garde” in the same sentence you automatically enter in the Twilight Zone.. guaranteed

        • Lacertilian

          Whysat?

          • KJM

            Getting too old?

          • Lacertilian

            Fair enough.
            My deathbed request will be a sheet of blotter, bottle of mescalin & some DMT.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      WIN for Dragon Fucker

  • IronLawnmower

    I had the worst weekend of my life. Go me.
    I did get show no mercy on vinyl though.

    • Ebola?

      GL

      • Death

        Super Ebola?

        • IronLawnmower

          Exactly 🙁

        • Pagliacci is TeamEd

          Strombola?

        • speaking of ebola, are you better yet?

          • Death

            I’ve been fine since Sunday,

          • IronLawnmower

            What happened death my pal?

          • Death

            Gastric flu and diarrhea. Not a nice combination.

          • IronLawnmower

            That sounds horrific.

          • Death

            It feels worse

      • IronLawnmower

        Nah I overreacted to something and all my mates turned on me and I spent all of sunday in bed crying. Plus I got a job application rejected.

        • KJM

          Better days will come.

          • Death

            Aaaand my day has been ruined.

          • IronLawnmower

            Yeah. I do have show no mercy on white vinyl. Also getting counciling for my anger issues and shit.

          • counciling OUTSIDE of the Toilet?

          • IronLawnmower

            Yeah. You people are all my bros and I love yas tho.

        • can it be remedied? … by beer?

          • IronLawnmower

            Don’t drink but I do have something better. I have Jesus in my heart and mind to get me through the day.

          • Death

            Catholic Jesus or protestant Jesus?

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            There ought not to be a difference…

          • Death

            ‘Twas a joke you twat

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            I stand by what I said! I’M A STRONG INDEPENDENT CHIP DIP

          • Death

            You won’t be standing when I’ll take your knees!

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            1 Corinthians 15:55.

            BRINGING THE LORD INTUH THIS

            CAN I GET AN AMEN??

            HALLERLOOOOOOOJAH!

          • Death

            You can’t really scare an agnostic atheist with bible quotes.

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            For realzies though, how can you identify as an agnostic atheist? Aren’t the two a little bit incompatible?

          • Death

            It means that I do not believe in gods, but there may be a possibility of them existing.

          • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

            Ahh I see. That makes sense.

          • Lacertilian

            and no-one can be sure or not if the potentially existing god takes the form of a flying spaghetti monster.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

          • agnostic atheist?

          • Death
          • hahaha. i think it means you aren’t sure whether you dont believe in gods? #mindblown

          • baby jesus

          • big baby jesus?

          • tiny infant jesus

          • IronLawnmower

            I’ve taught you well.

          • i know that feel bro

          • KJM

            All well and good, but stick with the counseling too. Don’t be afraid to get regular more in-depth therapy as well.

  • Scrimm
  • NefariousDude

    Why is it a pot day 2day? I’m all for it of course but I’m totes clueless as to why

  • JWG

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VcJOxzWlO4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKB9huoTkU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYZHGQC5wk0
    Because ‘Beer Today Bong Tomorrow’ isn’t a YouTube video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2rp09-0IlM
    If you listen to the lyrics Stokasaurus is overtly a jam about war, not weed. But damn if it doesn’t sound like it (and that title, srsly).

  • sorry guyz for being late…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMyfd5w9kF8

  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom
  • GUYS WE HAVE BEEN ROLLING COAL OVER HERE :http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/giant-inflatable-keystone-pipeline-mary-landrieus-lawn/story?id=26967591

    SPREAD THE GOSPEL. ANN AND I NEED YOUR HELP, ILLUMINATI ETC

    BTW, THE ARE DELETING COMMENTS LIKE MAD, WE MUST OVERCOME THEIR CENSORSHIP!

    GL

    • KJM

      Fuck Keystone XL.
      Fuck the Democrats.
      Fuck the GOP.

    • Have to take care of something at work, be back later.
      *flushes coal and rolls toilet water all over this biotch*

    • nbm02ss

      I wanna get in on this, but it’s hard to follow a conversation when half the comments are deleted.

    • old_man_doom

      Holy fucking shit. Maximum over-trolling.

      • Highlight of the whole thing: somehow my comment that just consists of “I’m a centaur with the genitals of a yeti.” has yet to be deleted, haha.

        • I can’t write anything anymore.. I get an immediate “your comment has been removed by a moderator” as soon as I click to reply/post.

        • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

          I think not having context made that comment even better.

  • I just woke up, wtf. I FEEL LAZY.

  • nbm02ss

    JEFF LOOMIS JOINED ARCH ENEMGY?!?!?! Well, that’s interesting. I’m thinking it’ll be more like Gary Holt in Slayer, where Amott still does all the writing, but if they let Loomis write some riffs I might actually pay attention to them.

    • CONQUERING DYSTOPIA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ARCH ENEMY

      GL

      • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

        CD<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

        • FUCK. YOU.

          GL

        • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

          I’m with you.

        • MP3 >>>>>>> CD

          • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

            Mp3<<<<<FLAC<<<<<<<<CD

          • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

            Thanks for refucing to show the whole comment despite multiple edit attempts disqus, I love you too.

      • Meh. Jeff Loomis Solo Albums > Nevermore > Conquering Dystopia > Arch Enemy w/ Loomis >>>> Arch Enemy w/o Loomis.

    • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

      Alright Amott you win this round. I’ll check your goddamn bands next album.

      • nbm02ss

        Aye. They still need to fix their lyrics, though. I can only take “RISE UP” so many times.

        • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

          As long as it is not as cringe-worthy as the “anarchy” anthems of Khaos Legions, I’ll take anything

    • Spear

      They might finally be listenable!

      • Death

        Putting two pieces of shit together only creates a larger piece of shit.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          I want this cross-stitched on a pillow.

    • I was expecting Chris back.. But he’s with Armageddon, and I happy with that

    • just a general question. I’m the only one here that likes Arch Enemy?

      • and your general answer: yup

      • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

        Liiva-era was good sans Liiva himself. Other than that, not so much

        • Stigmata is my fav album of they. Rise of the Tyrant would be the other one. I enjoyed War Eternal too, despite the terrible lyrics in some choices. Have you listened Nonexist?

          • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

            Given Nonexist a try. It was OK. Black Earth maybe my AE favorite.

      • Hubert, Goat ov Doom

        Arch Enemy sucks.

    • more beer

      Don`t pay attention to them. I saw them last night thankfully for free, everything before and after Kreator was painful to watch. Absolutely boring.

  • Hungover on a Monday and at work….fuck….i need something soothing….and some pot.

    http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/17221-mamiffer-flower-of-the-field/

    • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

      It’s a bit like Earth! I like it!

      • Death

        The band or the planet?

        • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

          ThE BanD!

          • Earth >>>>

          • Death

            Which band?

          • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

            The Band of course, silly you!

          • Death

            The Band or Earth? If Earth, which band that is named Earth?

          • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

            It sounds like Earth (the band) Though I wish it sounded like the band (the band). Earth (the band) it sounds like is the One Dylan Carlson is leading. Specifically their more recent efforts.

          • Earth the Band

          • Lacertilian

            probably meaning this one?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEiRKpflgQA

            Not Sabbath before they were Sabbath.

          • Nordling Beerhands Karhu

            yes, yes I did

    • Guest

      i’d rather be hungover than still a little buzzed.

      • Death

        “I’d rather be porking your mom.”
        – Mr. Bojangles

      • KJM

        Since I don’t drink, I’ll go with the “a little buzzed” part.

      • i was totally still buzzed when i woke up at 6 am this morning

  • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

    BEHOLD! THE KING IS GONE!!! NEW BLIND GUARDIAN HEADED YOUR WAY!! REJOICE!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjUlCTKyD-U

  • old_man_doom

    I made this. I hope the toilet accepts my offering.

    • Guac “Team ThrashnDamus” Jim

      I loved life less after seeing this. Thank you.

    • VV. VVears Trailer Pant$

      Downloaded. I may make this my facebook cover photo.

      • old_man_doom

        I have bigger resolutions too. I was thinking of getting some stickers/decals printed.

    • This should be on the back of the t-shirts with the ToH logo on the front. Somebody make it happen.

      • God

        @Joe make it happen man!

        • Anyone have any suggestions for folks that do merch fulfillment? I’d love to print and ship myself but I barely have enough time to keep the blog going.

          • I may be able to find a local place to do it for a reasonable rate. If I can I could have them printed to order and sent out at cost on demand.

            Regardless of how and when it gets done the url should be included somewhere on the shirt as well because more traffic.

          • Bucket ‘o Blood

            Teepress (or something to that effect) is a reasonably cheap middleman. I’ve only purchased from them though, so I have no idea how it is on the seller’s end.

          • Might as well just incorporate yourself and begin the #ToiletEmpire. (edit: IMPORTANT: then hire me)

          • God

            I have no idea unfortunately, but he’ll, I’d pay 40 bucks for a tshirt to help cover the costs.

          • It wouldn’t cost even half that much. Hell, even shipping to Oz or the EU should only be about six dollars or so.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            What about band merch sites like blue collar distro or shirtkiller?

      • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

        I heard of a guy who is an expert with this kind of shit. Goes by the name of blake judd, he is usually at your local pool hall.

        • lol

        • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

          Used to hang out with him and my friend Adam when they were working at Metal Haven (Chicago). Seemed like a nice enough guy, but after all I’ve heard, I’m glad as fuck I never hung out with him outside of there. Otherwise I would’ve been out anything in my house worth more than $3.

  • Howard Dean

    Cashier: This cheese is buy one get one free.
    HD: Byah!
    Cashier: Excuse me?
    HD: Oh, nothing. Inside joke.
    Cashier: Oh.
    [silence]
    Cashier: Thanks. Have a good day.
    HD: Void
    Cashier: Excuse me?
    HD: Have a good day.

  • Xan
  • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

    Gonna have those Toilet Ov Hell shirts ready by Xmas?

    http://cdn2.modernman.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/50b0ecb26fc07.gif

    • sorry if dumb question:
      @PrincePoopyPanties:disqus , were you someone else a while back?

      • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

        Yep. What name are you thinking of?

        • no clue man, just have that familiar feeling! tell me, tell me…

          • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

            Kim Jong Un’s Big Beef Burrito, The Anus That Ate Detroit, Prince Poopyanties………..

    • I will see what I can do!

      • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

        Awesome! That and a Ziltoid shirt are all I’m wanting for christmas. Well, that and a threesome with Penelope Cruz and Scarlette Johanson, but a man can only dream!

      • Lacertilian

        That logo at the top of this page is pretty awesome, would work especially well on a shirt..

        *know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge say no more*

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    I tend to like things a bit soaring, not just heavy when I’m blazed. Pelican or Mogwai seem to be my main go tos at the mo, but did some epic sky climbing to this gem the other nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH1x0w8oPKA

  • George Clarke

    smoke weed erryday

    • Lacertilian

      I prefer to vapourise these days, is that acceptable?
      With my mate Vic (yes, I named it).

      • George Clarke

        yah i got an mflb huu

  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom

    Has anyone here checked out the new Giant Squid album? Pleasant surprise that thing, check it out if you haven’t.

    • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

      Checked out a bit of it. Pretty good so far.

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      I’m going to listen to it for a second time in a little while after I’ve partaken. My first impression is that the harmonies could be stronger and it lacks a little in epic quality, both heaviness and grace, but still potent, evocative stuff. And my gripes could well change, I only very rarely indeed get the best measure of a good to great album after just one listen.

  • 400=/=500!!!!!

  • i’m very hungry… and the stores and vendor machines in the place I work are too expensive ._.)

  • femme hard rock from Venezuela.. Fuck the politicians:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbUaVosqrmU&list=FLdljV3zJ6TnqV_1HTU5Uc8A

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple
  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    New music vid from Triptykon. Not that anybody gives a shit about videos anymore, huehuehuehue…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMamBKqz_8U

    • VV. VVears Trailer Pant$

      I’m probably not going to watch this. I’d rather just jam Demon Pact again.

      • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

        That’s an appropriate course of action.

    • ooooooh, one of the better songs from the album! (432 comments)

      • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

        but does it coldlake ? ( a new term like djent ? just testing it out, a new term for bad music in general)

        • Rhonda Pearlman

          I’ll allow it.

        • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

          what the fuck was that whole deal with phil rudd ?
          It was a methcommunication bro.

        • KJM

          This is about as far from Cold Lake as Physical Graffiti was from Now & Zen, one of my favorite albums from this year.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            I was meaning coldlake as a descriptor of albums that go bad like the burning red and the nu metal soulfly albums. Not referring to the new Tom G album.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            My favorite plant solo is pictures at 11. Burning down one side would have been a comfortable fit on ITTOD.

          • KJM

            So would ‘Slow Dancer’

        • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

          I wanna see Tom do that whole CD live, complete with the Q-tip hair and wiggling his ass at the audience like this!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI74tyUefY4

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            Secretly he wants to do it too.

    • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

      Nice! ‘Twas an odd choice that other video. This is more like it. Especially since video’s that supposedly don’t matter seem to be the songs (vids on youknowwhere) that get most views.
      (Can 500 be broken?)

    • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

      Awesome CD! The Feel Good Album Of The Year.

  • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu
    • I was actually gonna post something of theirs but their new album enrampagemented me.

      • so… it wasn’t very cromulent?

        • It was basically unenvoided

          • Nordling Beerhands Karhu

            (So you didn’t enjoy it I take)
            I thought it was good

          • meh they turned into a DM band, barely any hint of sludge/stoner in them now.

          • Nordling Beerhands Karhu

            HAVE YOU EVEN LISTENED TO IT???? That song I posted is from the newest. THE DM album is a re-release of an album they did years ago as simply Rhino!!!!!

          • WELL THEN I WAS LISTENING TO THE WRONG THING, MR BEAR. has some honey.

          • Nordling Beerhands Karhu

            I LIKES HONEY! THANKS!

      • Lacertilian

        Bongripper’s ‘Satan Worshipping Doom’ for your bongday bongbros.
        #CannibinoidsForBreakfast

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsDz5qphC3c

      • Nordling No Trailerpants Karhu

        Are you saying you don’t like it? Or just that it was too powerful for you?

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    -all 3 at once–
    1st vid-muted
    2nd vid muted
    3rd vid-100%vol

    http://youtu.be/eCc8XJGSOag

    http://youtu.be/3Vsr-zoEW3M

    http://youtu.be/vWVgLLnGaWs

    • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      listen to elvis vid in sep tab–100%vol

      with batman vid full vol–all 3 at once—with ufo vid

      • i’ll say it again, this man’s a poet.

  • guys (and girls… haha, right) we’re getting close! here’s a photo of Dischordia playing live:

  • How many times do i have to make nachos at night while watching Star Trek: TNG? There’s a new Fen album out, if anyone hasn’t seen it:
    http://youtu.be/MqDGA1DqF0U

    • Rhonda Pearlman

      I don’t know, but if you can find a girl who puts up with your nacho and TNG habits, I’d say you’ve succeeded in life!

  • Ellipsis…Team On The Fence