TMP: Dying Fetus, Eluveitie, The Atlas Moth, and More!

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I don’t know about the rest of you, but the Northeast is in the midst of a heatwave and I’m far sweatier than I should be after typing a few words for your amusement.

There was a time where I may have attended a Summer Slaughter Tour, this year is not one of those years. What’s the betting line on The Faceless dropping out?


The Wrong Tour to Fuck With is taking its alpha male themed tour to Europe.


Pallbearer has a pretty massive tour lined up.


Bison released yet another song, let’s get sludgy.


I can’t make another Faceless joke, so here’s a new song.


Eluveitie released a new song.


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  • Howard Dean

    Remember this Atlas Moth album? Pepperidge Farm remembers…

    https://www.metal-archives.com/images/3/1/2/0/312022.jpg?3048

    • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

      http://lizharvey.tumblr.com/archive

      The album cover model. NSFW

      • Howard Dean

        At home so I can safely check it all out. This is good content.

        I went to high school with a girl that looked remarkably like this model. The girl I knew didn’t have quite the same…uh… build as this model.

    • Joaquin Stick

      I wish there was a tour for “bands that did the summer slaughter tour once or twice” because it seems like the frequent fliers aren’t my thing. That’s all there is this year.

      • Jack Bauer

        I still remember that why not dying fetus shit. Because they are boring thats why.

      • Summer “Gateway Tech-Death Bands” Slaughter

        • Joaquin Stick

          Yes! Fallujah, Black Crown, The Ocean, BTBAM (I know not all of these fit it critera, but they fit mine).

          • Stockhausen

            I gotta say, the year BTBAM and Cannibal Corpse co-headlined was pretty great. It was an odd pairing but a great show.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I’d see Rings Of Saturn again. I saw them back in March with Carnifex and I loved their set. They blew Carnifex off the stage.

      • Joaquin Stick

        … phrasing?

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I just realized how bad that sounded. They were so good that Carnifex couldn’t compete. They had a lot of energy and they actually could perform their stuff live contrary to what people believe.

          • gacharicmeatspin

            At this point people don’t really care and just give them shit for the fun of it.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    There is a bad heatwave in my area. I don’t know how bad it is for you Mr. Stick but the temperature is 82 degrees and very humid.

    • Howard Dean

      I don’t think 82 degrees constitutes a heatwave anywhere outside of the poles.

      • Joaquin Stick

        I’m at like 85 but expect to hit 95 midday. 2hot4me

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          It’s going to be very hot this week in my area.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        You should see this week’s forecast. It’s only going to get hotter.

        • Howard Dean

          Janitor Jim– I also live in the northeast. It was in the high 80’s yesterday. But it’s mid-June and temps like this aren’t really out of the ordinary or noteworthy in any way. It’s summer. Most of the people I know (including me) have been waiting for this weather for months.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I like lukewarm weather.

          • Ike The Spike

            Move to San Diego.

          • GoatForest

            It can easily get beyond 100 degrees here. Shit it’s not even rare. On the other hand, you guys have to deal with some really brutal winters…

          • Jack Bauer

            Winters have actually been really tame lately.

          • Ike The Spike

            I know, right? hasn’t been all that bad in recent years.

          • GoatForest

            Well, there’s a point for climate change. 🙂

          • Jack Bauer

            To deny climate change at this point is to admit you’re blind and or Trump

          • Ike The Spike

            Really the only thing that can be debated is the cause and what, if anything, can be done about it.

          • Howard Dean

            You live in Louisiana, right? I’ve heard from several people that the hottest and most uncomfortable they have ever been is Louisiana in July/August.

          • GoatForest

            I can believe it. It gets rough. That horror makes my money, though.

          • Stockhausen

            Louisiana in July/August is oppressive hell. Even if you’re just standing around, it feels like the air is punching you in the throat.

      • WEATHER FIGHT! WEATHER FIGHT! WEATHER FIGHT!
        CAN’T EVERYONE JUST WIN!!!?????
        *FARTS*

    • Just looked up your weather. Never move to Florida if you think that’s a heatwave

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I’ve been to Florida when it’s been 100 degrees. When I graduated high school the ceremony was outdoors in 102 degree weather. I hate the heat.

      • nbm02ss

        Thunderstorms all day erryday right now, and uncomfortably humid as a consequence.

        • Jack Bauer

          Thunderstorms are awesome though.

    • Jack Bauer

      Its pretty hot here too. Already 85 degrees and humid when it was 8am. It’s an air conditioning kind of day. Wouldn’t call it a heat wave though.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I wish I had room for an air conditioner in my bedroom.

        • Jack Bauer

          Man have you never heard of a fan?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I have one right near my bed.

          • Jack Bauer

            Well I mean you aren’t supposed to put an entire air conditioner in your room. That’s why you have that fan.

        • GoatForest

          Whoa. That sucks. In Louisiana, one has to have AC or actually risk property damage or health problems.

        • Ike The Spike

          The AC goes in the window, even if you have a really tiny one you can still find an AC that’ll fit.

    • GoatForest

      It’s always hot here.

    • Ike The Spike

      I would gladly take 82F over 95-100F. 82F is normal.

      • GoatForest

        Yeah, it’s been about 80 degrees for the last couple of weeks here, and it’s been affecting my work. Nobody needs AC work.

        • Ike The Spike

          I’m just glad my 10 year old Kenmore is still able to hang after all this time.

          • GoatForest

            Yeah, that badboy is nearing the end of the national averge lifespan. May your unit defy the statistics.

          • Ike The Spike

            It only sees about 3-4 months worth of use every year so that helps.

          • GoatForest

            You probably keep it properly maintained too, also.

          • Ike The Spike

            I clean it out every so often.

    • NO WEATHER

  • Howard Dean

    Is it true that the new Necrophobic EP is being bundled with a complimentary homemade bullwhip?

    • GoatForest

      Ugh. I really don’t understand why anybody would listen to them. Dissection will never return and Naglfar and Watain are still things.

      • Howard Dean

        They actually have quite a few really good albums–way better than what Naglfar or Watain have put out. In fact, I’d say that all of their releases barring the most recent album have been really solid to great.

        • GoatForest

          I just can’t get into them, but maybe I’m in the minority.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I actually liked the last Watain album.

        • GoatForest

          You’re a kind man.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It was sure better than the most recent Mayhem album.

          • GoatForest

            I liked the last Mayhem album, but I see what you mean. Watain still has many great albums in them, in any case, but Mayhem? Not so much.

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            Unpopular opinion: Mayhem is a mediocre band with only two good songs (you all know which ones) that to this day is still living off their reputation. There have been few bands that I have walked out of their show; Mayhem was one of them

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    In news I just read apparently Childish Gambino and Dave Chappelle are doing a live performance at Radio City. It may be for a TV special or a live album or something.

  • there’s a new Gunship song (Scrimm might appreciate this…)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aaKlPNdGz8&feature=youtu.be

  • The Mighty Thorange

    Really enjoying that new Eluveitie track. Huge fan of their older stuff but their last album was weak as hell with maybe three songs that sounded different from the others. I thought they would continue their downward spiral after Anna Murphy and several other members left, but maybe going through this shake up and getting some new members could be just what they need. Also, I have been wanting an Evocation 2 for years now so I am optimistic.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I saw a guy with an Eluveitie shirt at my job yesterday.

      • The Mighty Thorange

        That’s cool. You don’t get folk wearing metal shirts much at your work then.

    • I really liked Evocation. Too bad everything else is bland at the gates-core with folk instruments on top

      • The Mighty Thorange

        I felt their more recent stuff was more like that but their older stuff like Slania and Everything Remains were more melodic death metal influenced.

        • Slania was my JAM in college, but I’m afraid to revisit it and content to let nostalgia hold it high for me

          • The Mighty Thorange

            I would say to still give it another go. I still love that album.

      • would you rather: Evocation or Revocation?

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    New Atlas Moth is a prospect that excites me.

  • Ike The Spike

    I know. This weather sucks. I’ve barely been outside in the past 3 days.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      It’s the same here.

    • Howard Dean

      I actually really enjoy summers and hot weather. I was outside like 90% of the time this past weekend. Felt great. Though I’ve always lived in a place with brutal winters and cold(ish) temperatures 75% of the year, I’ve somehow adapted well to hot weather.

      • Ike The Spike

        My skin sunburns very easily. If I can do so, I wait until night to go out.

        • The Mighty Thorange

          As a pasty, ginger, person, I really sympathise with you.

          • Ike The Spike

            I have Irish heritage, and IT SHOWS.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            SAME

          • The Mighty Thorange

            I will just let the Big Yin himself sum up how us Scots feel about sun and beaches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gucd0IbRn5c

        • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

          So does mine. In fact, my favorite Neurosis album (and former Disqus handle) is Enemy Of The Sun because (among several reasons) the album cover looks like a picture of me after 10 minutes under the sun

  • Jack Bauer

    I broke a sweat going grocery shopping this morning. Hate weather like this. I’m not going outside unless theres a fire.

  • Señor Jefe El Rossover

    New Warbeast should be rad.

  • Hans

    Chris Barnes’ hair looks like the most awful ramen dish ever.

  • The Tetrachord of Archytas

    That dude ain’t the vocalist for leprous

    • Joaquin Stick

      I think he does some vocals? I didn’t mean to make it sound like he was THE vocalist. Idk. I think I saw on metal archives he was listed as a vocalist as well.

      • The Tetrachord of Archytas

        Gotcha. Yeah I don’t really know, maybe live, I was under the impression einar does all the recorded vocals but then again even as a pretty big fan I don’t really study the production notes on their albums haha

        • Joaquin Stick

          Same, that’s why I looked for a reference lol. Maybe an untrustworthy one?

  • CONAN Ayatollah of Jack & Cola

    control your people warning 2. One more shot to get smart before i swing the hammer down. Don’t fuck with the meanest motherfucker on the planet.

    • Joaquin Stick

      I…uhh…huh? Sorry? I think?