This Toilet Tuesday (9/16/14)

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It’s the end of a nice relaxing day.  You’re tired but happy, going about your usual just-before-bed business when you’re suddenly stricken with an intense pain in the depths of your bowels.  You make a mad dash for the toilet, barely getting your pants down before you’re on your porcelain throne.  The cramps intensify as you sit, and you lean forward in a vain attempt to stifle the pain.  You push and strain, but to no avail; your bowels will simply not loosen.  You push for so long that you feel like giving up.  No, you tell yourself.  I can do this.  I’ve shit successfully hundreds of times.  Thousands, even!  But this shit proves to be a stronger foe than you could have imagined.  You are Beowulf, and this is your rectal Grendel.  But like Beowulf, you achieve your victory; after what seems like hours of anguish, you hear a satisfying “ker-plunk” and feel sweet relief as your intestines loosen.  You have earned your rest.  And so goes this week; there is an onslaught of new releases right at the start, almost too much to keep up with.  But if you push through it all, you will find many worthy releases.  Bask in your triumph. -Spear

*Sidenote: Primordium’s album “Aeonian Obsolescence,” originally due for release on 9/19, has been pushed back until further notice (and that sucks).  Rest assured that we’ll keep an eye on it.

dead mountain mouth

Dead Mountain Mouth – Viae (Independent) [Prog Metal]
Listen to “Lamb”

Dead Mountain Mouth are a black/doom/weirdo band from France that may or may not be named after the debut album by Genghis Tron. If that description turns you off, don’t let it. This is some solid and bizarre music that you should definitely give a try. The closest sonic touchstone I can find is Ephel Duath, so if you like your metal avant-garde, you owe it to yourself to check these chaps out. Plus, the Viae EP is available for any price, so you have nothing to lose. Man, there must be something in the water in France. (W.)


galg

Galg – Afzicht (Independent) [Black Metal/Noise]
Stream

Speaking of weird metal, Galg play noisy and uncomfortable black metal from the Netherlands. You can pick up the EP for any price on bandcamp, but this EP is a little more challenging than the aforementioned Viae. If you’re a fan of SPEKTR or Stagnant Waters, though, you should definitely give this a listen. It’s loud and abrasive, but it demands your attention throughout. Plus, the band’s self-description is great. “We are a group of happy individuals who are wholly content with modern life. Galg is the result of everything that depresses us.” That assessment fits. Check out Afzicht. (W.)


Emeth-Aethyr1

Emeth – Aethyr (Xtreem Music) [Brutal Death]
Listen to “Exterminate the Vacillating”

After six years of waiting Emeth has finally dropped a new album. I knew it would be good when I heard the first single Aethyr, but I didn’t realize just how good. This is potential album of the year material folks. Do yourself a favor and check it out. (Jack Bauer)


Reverorum Ib Malacht

Reverorum Ib Malacht – De Mysteriis Dom Christi (The Ajna Offensive) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Ps. 138, 1-18”

Now, I know many of you upon seeing the title of Reverorum Ib Malacht’s latest release will be shouting, “OH NO YOU DI’INT!” while sassily waving your fingers at your screens.  Indeed, it makes them sound like some Hot Topic poser white metal band trying to gain attention.  However, that is not the case.  “Ps. 138, 1-18” is some truly evil-sounding shit.  The lo-fi, minimalist black metal played over Gregorian chanting creates a feeling of being both in a wide space and claustrophobia, like being trapped in a haunted cathedral on your own.  Best listened to in the dark with good headphones. (Spear)


Abusiveness – Bramy Nowii (Arachnaphobia Records) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Proces”

Algebra – Feed the Ego (US release- Unspeakable Axe Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “Survival Nowadays”

AntropomorphiA – Rites ov Perversion (Metal Blade) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Carved to Pieces”

Blackdeath – Satanas-Retro-Vade (Heidens Hart) [Black Metal]

Black Moth – Condemned to Hope (New Heavy Sounds) [Bluesy Doom]
Stream

Blasphemous Blood Revenge – Supreme War Noise (Independent) [Crust]
Listen to “Ritualistic Goat Attack”

Bloodtruth – Obedience (Unique Leader) [Brutal Death]
Listen to “Surrounded by Bigots”

Brainoil – Brainoil (vinyl reissue- Tankcrimes) [Sludge/Hardcore]
Stream

Calibre Zero – Con Las Botas Puestas (Maldito Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Si no es ahora, cuando?”

Calm Hatchery – Fading Reliefs (Selfmadegod) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Blessing of Mantra”

Cannibal Corpse – A Skeletal Domain (Metal Blade) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Sadistic Embodiment”

Cerridwen – Aconitum (Cascadian Alliance) [Operatic Doom]
Listen to “Lanaera”

Considered Dead – Mentally Tortured (FDA Rekotz) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Impulsive Resistance”

Darkenhöld – Castellum (Those Opposed) [Medieval Black Metal]
Listen to “L’Incandescence Souterraine”

Formis – Mental Survival (Independent) [Death Thrash]
Listen to “Skeleton Key”

Freak Kitchen – Cooking with Pagans (Lasers Edge) [lolbuttz]
Listen to “Sloppy”

Funeral Dust/Pestkult/Erakko/Stardust – Devils Work in the Witchtower (split- Narbentage) [Black Metal]
Listen

Gust – Gust (Southern Lord) [Hardcore]
Listen to “Reality Chokes”

Ides of Gemini – Old World New Wave (Neurot/SIGE Records) [Doom]
Listen to “Fememorde”

Incipient Chaos – Sulphur (Mortis Humanae Productions) [Black Metal]
Listen to “We Live,” “Black Hate”

Ingurgitating Oblivion – Continuum of Abscence (Willowtip) [Tech Death]
Listen to “Antinomian Rites”

IRN – Sewer Disease (Breathe Plastic) [Doom/Sludge]
Listen to “Sewers,” “Causing Decay”

Iron Reagan – The Tyranny of Will (Relapse Records) [Hardcore Punk Metal]
Stream

Kjeld – De Tiid haldt gjin Skoft (vinyl reissue- Heidens Hart/Art of Propaganda) [Black Metal]
Stream

Lago – Tyranny (Battleground) [Death Metal]
Stream

Majestic Downfall/The Slow Death – Majestic Downfall/The Slow Death (Chaos Records) [Doom/Death]
Listen to “The Dark Lullaby,” “Criticality Incident I”

Malpractice – Turning Tides (Sensory Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “Weight of the World”

Mezzopalo – Underskin Stories (Pure Steel) [Mötley Crüe Leg-Humping]
Listen

Mondvolland – Kwade Vaart (Heidens Hart) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Lelijke Vent”

Mortuus – Grape of the Vine (Ajna Offensive) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Disobedience”

Myrkur – Myrkur (Relapse) [Black Metal]
Stream

Obey the Brave – Salvation (Epitaph) [Hardcore]
Stream

Obscure Burial – Epiphany (Invictus) [Blackened Death]
Listen to “NightQueen”

Old Wounds – Death Projection (Good Fight) [Hardcore]
Listen to “Bloodpact”

Onkel Tom Angelripper – H.E.L.D. (Steamhammer) [Thrash?]
Preview

Ordinance – Relinquishment (Ahdistuksen Aihio) [Black Metal]

Orphaned Land – Mabool – The Story of the Three Sons of Seven (vinyl reissue- Century Media) [Oriental Metal]
Stream

Philm – Fire from the Evening Sun (UDR Music) [Prog Rock/Doom]
Preview

RebelHead – Too Much (Falcon Crest) [Hardcore/D-Beat]
Listen to “Fight Free”

Siftercide – Self-Titled (Independent) [Grindcore]
Stream

Silent Call – Truth’s Redemption (Escape Music) [Prog Metal]
Preview

Snailking – Storm (Consouling Sounds) [Doom/Sludge]
Stream

Society Sucker – Society Sucker (Get This Right Records) [Hardcore]
Listen to “Sentenced”

Solbrud – Jærtegn (Mighty Music/Target Group) [Atmospheric Black Metal]
Stream

Steel Prophet – Into the Void/Continuum (reissue- Pure Steel) [Power Metal]
Stream

Teen Death – Crawling (6131 Records) [Punk]
Stream

Texas In July – Bloodwork (Equal Vision Records) [Metalcore]
Stream

The Body Politic – Egressor (Independent) [Metalcore]
Stream

The Contortionist – Language (Good Fight Music) [Prog Metal]
Listen to “Primordial Sound”

Thomsen – Draw the Curtains (BRS Records) [Heavy/Power Metal]
Listen to “Draw the Curtains”

Threshold – For the Journey (Nuclear Blast) [Prog Metal]
Listen to “Turned to Dust”

Xerath – III (Candlelight) [Orchestral Groove Metal]
Preview

Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!

(Photos VIA, VIA, VIA, and VIA)

  • W.

    A+++ intro, Spear. 0/5 flushes, clean wipe.

    • There is no greater satisfaction than wiping one time and being done.

      • W.

        Verily. Much better than the sharpie poop where no matter how many times you wipe, you still get a brown streak.

        • Stockhausen

          That happens a lot on tour. When one of us in the bathroom, it’s only a matter of time before the other two get a text that says “It’s like wiping a marker.”

      • how do you know if you’re done with one wipe?

        • NefariousDude

          Schroedingers deuce

      • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

        wiping is for liberals

  • Edward Meehan

    Cannibal Corpse?! Iron Reagan?! The Contortionist?!

    • Dëpütÿ Dïpshït

      BYAH!

      Pretty sure I just spritzed my knickers with happy sauce!

      *flushes dirty pants down the world famous ToH™*

      • Mr. Bojangles

        Bojangles World Domination™

        • You can’t dominate the world when all it takes to defeat you is a dust buster.

      • Mr. Bojangles

        Deputy Dipshit’s Mom™

        • Dëpütÿ Dïpshït

          I didn’t know they let you out of prison. You beat that crack rap after one of your users turned you in?

          • Steve Smithwick

            Of course he did. I was his defense attorney!

    • TrickleDownTacoRiff

      CC is killer!!!! Also, no brootal SLAMZ? sad face! 🙁

    • that new Contortionist makes me a sad panda. you dig?

      • Edward Meehan

        I haven’t heard it yet but I take it that it did not meet your expectations?

        • not a big fan. better than Intrinsic though (which i thought was garbage)!

        • Metaphysical Anus

          I like it, but I also like Pale Communion.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        it’s going to be chilly in hell thanks to anthrax this week.

        • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

          Big ad for that in revolver mag

  • Tyree

    Holy shit there looks like a lot of amazing stuff this week. Blasphemous Blood Revenge is tickling my fancy pants right now.

    • Edward Meehan

      Then it must be good, hence the fancy pants.

      • Tyree

        It’s killer stuff! Noisy Black/Death Metal from Germany. They only have two demos and I’m trying to find where I can stream them our buy them. No such luck unfortunately.

        • W.

          Hey @Tyree :disqus and @disqus_4E0xQtrX2p:disqus, don’t forget to give Myrkur a spin!

          • Edward Meehan

            I will give it a spin this week, you may need to remind me again in a very similar fashion.

          • Edward Meehan

            Plague Beasts >>>>>>

          • W.

            Yah man. I’m glad I finally gave that album a spin.

          • Edward Meehan

            I’m glad for both you and for myself. I’m just glad.

          • Tyree

            You know, I did play the one track off of this album a while back and enjoyed it but the programmed drums sort of bothered me. Hopefully she will get a drummer for her next release. It would add a lot to the music.

          • Edward Meehan

            oooooooooooooooooh that’s the anonymous lady black metaler? I read about her and listened to an advance track from that.

          • Tyree

            Yeah dude! That was probably the same track I heard as well.

          • Scrimm

            I almost through the stream and it’s pretty damn good. I’d consider buying it today but the record store has that new Blood of Kingu now. I need that.

          • W.

            Tough choices, man.

          • Scrimm

            I really need the BOK. Goes well with my current study of Babylonian mythology.

          • W.

            Is that just for funsies?

          • Scrimm

            Yes and no. I am fascinated with the way that religions and mythologies have so many connections with each other and it is kind of a minor theme for the first novel I wrote. Specifically the god of the air and it’s similarities with the Native American Wendigo. I am into the third draft of the novel and I want to add a reference to that in there. I like the stuff so much though that once I start reading about it its hard to stop.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            have you ever seen hell on wheels ?, there has been some good episodes involving native american culture plus it’s my favorite western since deadwood. In fact i might even like Hell on wheels more.

          • Scrimm

            Nope just the ads for it. I’ll have to keep an eye out for it.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Have you checked out Longmire? Its a modern day western.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            I have hear good good things, but i don’t know if it can out gun Justified in the modern day cowboy genre.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I don’t know anything about Justified, but you should check out Longmire. Its not that action packed but its still a good show.

          • W.

            Have you ever read Algernon Blackwood’s short story “The Wendigo”?

          • Scrimm

            Yes several times. It was actually the shortened kids version that I read when I was young that scared the hell out of me and started my obsession with that legend. That and The Willows are my favorite Blackwood tales.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            the only place in town i have to buy cd’s is walmart ! So i have to order everything online except the odd metal blade , CM or nuclear blast release that comes in.

          • Scrimm

            That’s terrible. I’m so lucky to have Zia records.

        • pigchop™

          Get in touch (perhaps through facebook?)with Mille Petrozza. He is known to be very supportive of fellow German metal. I’m sure he can at least point you in the right direction.

          • Tyree

            Good idea.

    • Tyree
  • Mr. Bojangles

    but dat cannibal corpse

    • Bözlinger©

      if you put “tho” on the end of that sentence, someone was gonna get a fuckin’ litterbox visit!

      • Mr. Bojangles

        fight me

      • Steve Smithwick

        Nothing disorients your opponent more than paying them a visit (with your fist!) while they stew on the shitter. Good tactics/strategy.

  • Orphaned Land – [Oriental Metal]

    Israel is now in the Orient? And that’s not the preferred nomenclature.

    • Edward Meehan

      … maybe back in Columbus’ day!

      ZING

    • W.

      This isn’t a comment on that descriptor, but have you ever listened to Mabool? it’s pretty good.

      • Yeah I have. I thoroughly enjoy “Ocean Land”.

        • W.

          I think “Halo Dies” and “Mabool” were my two favorite cuts if I remember correctly.

        • W.

          But yah, should probably be Near Eastern metal. In a classical sense, though, Oriental was just seen as the Eastern Hemisphere, so it isn’t technically incorrect. The term seems to be pretty outdated, though.

          • JWG

            It’s all Greek to me. Well, Latin actually.

    • Spear

      I labeled them as they label themselves.

      • Nah I understand. Now that you mention it, I recall them labeling themselves that.

        • W.

          That’s how the album is tagged on Wikipedia too.

      • Edward Meehan

        I like using a band’s own label to describe them, even when I may not always agree or when a particular piece of music doesn’t fit, i.e. The Sun Through A Telescope.

      • JWG

        I think you can mainly credit (and/or blame) Sam Dunn for codifying that one.

        Admittedly I’d heard it earlier, but infrequently. Along came Global Metal and suddenly if you’re from the Middle East and playing Metal with a vague Middle Eastern influence you’re “Oriental Metal” for sure.

        I can’t be the only one who thought it was entirely wasted on the wrong segment (he also did China and Japan, the *actual* “Orient”).

    • Pagliacci is Kvlt

      Just look at Kartikeya. They do Indian themed metal, but are based out of Moscow:

      http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Kartikeya/64967

  • Bözlinger©

    Iron Reagan have been doing terrible things to my speakers! In a nice way

  • Metaphysical Anus

    Are people still listening to Cannibal Corpse?

    • The Satan Ov Nvklear Hell

      OSDM life.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        OSDM is for plebs. All hail Trve Kvlt Black Metal!

        • The Satan Ov Nvklear Hell

          hippy bather is not kvlt, Black Witchery is kvlt

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Dude, I never claimed that they’re kvlt. I know that they ain’t kvlt.

          • The Satan Ov Nvklear Hell

            You took my rustling, and crushed it quite thoroughly, bravo sir

          • Mother Shabubu III

            Now you are the one who has been rustled!

          • the rustler has become the rustled.

    • Elite Extremophile

      I would probably guess it’s 16 year olds trying to be edgy. I know because I had the exact same stage, as well as 4 of my metalhead friends. It’s still better than the utter shit they were listening to before, though.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        Back in my day we did different things to be edgy. We burned churches, killed people and so forth.

        • The Satan Ov Nvklear Hell

          In my day we gave silly bints apples, and told god he was wrong

        • Elite Extremophile

          Well we also made fun of people over the internet. Top THAT you old coot!

        • m/
          don’t stop burning them churches m8

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I had to stop because they made it illegal.

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQJqZFUell8
          Gotta burn those churches to appease Gaahl.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            This interview is just beyond everything.
            ……………Satan

    • Are you still spouting off every idiotic thought that crosses your mind in the vain hope someone will care?

      • Metaphysical Anus

        Wow! That was really mean. I think I have to lie down for a while.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I’m sorry 🙁
            I’ll take my hat and leave.

          • Guest

            ….

          • Metaphysical Anus

            …..

          • Mother Shabubu III

            Vittu. Perkele. Am I swearing in Finnish right?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Yes. Perkele is my favourite swear word and the one I use most. Such a nice word.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            the first time i saw the word Perkele was on an impaled nazarene album cover. Never knew what it meant.

          • shots fired

          • TrickleDownTacoRiff

            Crom?

          • is it a fedora?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            No, I dislike fedoras.

          • Mother Shabubu III

            The trend-hopping, cultural vampires probably do as well, but because the lack anything interesting or meaningful on the inside they wear them anyways. The youth of today has less personality and charisma than the Wendy’s commercial girl. And that is saying something.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Are leather shoes still cool? I don’t care if they aren’t, I’ll still be using them.

          • Mother Shabubu III

            If they are faux-leather, sure. I have no idea about fashion anyways. I buy clothes once every three to five years. I own like two pairs of shoes, too.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Wow wow wow, I ain’t wearing no fake leather shoes.

          • Mother Shabubu III

            Sorry, even though I eat the flesh of others, I don’t like the use of animal hides where synthetics can be used instead for clothing. Just a personal thing.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I don’t actually know if my leather shoes are real leather. They just looke and felt nice so I bought them.

          • Mother Shabubu III

            They were probably made from some sweatshop kid’s corpse they recovered from the suicide nets.

            That wasn’t meant to be a joke, I was being serious. I’m pretty certain they do that.

      • Edward Meehan

        Christian, just a thought, do you mind if I start referring to you as Christ Molenaar?

      • Scrimm

        Pretty sure that is the case.

      • W.

        This escalated unnecessarily. His comment was still relevant to the article.

    • i won’t downvote you, for people do not do that in the toilet. but i’m making a disapproving face at my screen right now…

      • Dëpütÿ Dïpshït

        I downvoted for you, Jimmy. Someone has to be that guy.

        Nothing personal, Anus. I’m just being a team player.

        • Metaphysical Anus

          I don’t mind that. I’ve grown used to it.

    • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

      I did this morning.

  • That sneaky lolbuttz genre tag.

    • any band that gets the lolbuttz award is going to be discovered by McNulty.

      • Spear

        I’m sorry you had to discover Meridian a couple weeks ago.

        • i’m not 🙂 Janitor Jim Dvggan offered to interview them too, made me chuckle

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Did he really? If so, that’s pretty fucking funny. Where has he been? I haven’t seen him here.

    • Stockhausen

      I’m surprised it wasn’t on Texas in July.

      • Spear

        I didn’t know what the hell else to call Freak Kitchen and I didn’t want to use the tag twice. It was a tough choice, though.

  • Emeth rips so fucking hard.

    • Mother Shabubu III

      But their name sounds like a bidding website for methheads. Get it? eMeth?

      I’ll leave now…

  • Renan Ribeiro

    I dig the Viae release. Still working on the others, though. Gonna check the sludgy drops.

    • W.

      The full length Crystalline is killer.

  • Rob M

    Pumped for the releases by Lago, Obscure Burial and especially fucking Mortuus

    ..lots of other stuff this week I need to go back and check out

  • Metaphysical Anus

    So, Nick Holmes joined Bloodbath. Thoughts?

    • W.

      Interesting choice. I feel like I heard that prediction at some point.

    • Guppusmaximus

      Hopefully, they get fucking reminiscent of the glorious Crusty punk / Old School Grind days of Death Metal and release something first-album-Paradise-Lost worthy. I miss the distorted & chugging bass lines on top of the skank beat!

    • you don’t even like Bloodbath!!!

  • I just listened to The Contortionist for the first time and here’s my thoughts:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhQSFMQ8ZM

    • i miss Exoplanet…

      • Metaphysical Anus

        Language is a great album. What’s with so many metal fans being afraid of change?

        • it meanders. they just sort of do a bunch of weird things in the songs.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Weird things are good. Weird things are nice. Weird things are a lot better than sugar and spice.

          • you’re weird. and you’re good and nice.

        • The Black Dahlia Burger

          I love it man, some of those songs are beautiful

    • Metaphysical Anus

      Fuk u m8!

  • NDNOvHell

    Need more Motley Crue leg-humping, or possibly flushcore

  • Rectal Grendel would be an incredible band name.

    • TrickleDownTacoRiff

      and painful outpatient procedure…

    • DeeSnarl

      I came to say that was my drag name, but got sidetracked….

  • Norfair Legend

    Iron Reagan, PHILM and Diabolic (the rapper) for me today, thank you.

    • BRO… you’re the only person who mentioned an interest in Philm so far. i’m digging the phuck out of the new album (and i just discovered them this week)!!!

  • Renan Ribeiro

    Dudes, the Brainoil is solid. Great riffs, leaning towards stoner metal a lot but paired with the abrasiveness of sludge/hardcore vocals. No flushes yet.

    –Edit–

    I didn’t read it was a re-issue lol. Nevertheless a great album.

  • Mother Shabubu III

    There is NO WAY a band is that lacking of creativity where they name themselves Texas in July, right? RIGHT??

    EDIT: Saw the metalcore tag. I can believe it now.

    • They always seemed like they wanted to be august burns red but couldnt figure out how.

      • Mother Shabubu III

        It’s easy, they were just a month off.

  • Scrimm

    I’m digging that Myrkur.

  • Owlswald

    Probably already been posted but here is my donation to Toilet Tuesday:

    Fallujah and Archspire will tour the West Coast together next month. Dates include:

    10/9 Eugene, OR @ Black Forest
    10/11 Seattle, WA @ Studio Seven
    10/12 Victoria, BC @ Logan’s Pub
    10/13 Nanaimo, BC @ The Globe
    10/14 Vancouver, BC @ Funky Winterbeans
    10/16 Portland, OR @ Slabtown
    10/17 Arcata, CA @ D Street Neighborhood Center
    10/18 Walnut Creek, CA @ Red House
    10/19 Santa Cruz, CA @ Catalyst Atrium

    I know the Eugene and Portland dates are very small venues which should RULE.

    • Mother Shabubu III

      “What the fuck? No date in Frogballs, Arkansas? Every band skips us over!”
      -every person ever on a post about tour dates.

      • Owlswald

        That applies to 90% of the country on this post.

  • Leif Bearikson

    I totally forgot Iron Reagan was out today. Gonna get hammered and naked and jam.

  • pigchop™

    Tuesday already??? That means…TUESDAY MOVIE NIGHT! Yeah, baby! This week I present a film called The Changeling starring George C. Scott.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cETMR4cUp6c

    Enjoy this classic Ghost story. Hey, how about a double feature? A film called They Nest.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPlj4pVINzU

    • Cock ov Steele

      I totally want to know who that mile is in the first one, but I might just wait for Conan to enlighten us.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      The 81 horror ghost story would be a good companion piece. Featuring 4 OLD school actors of the day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrDlH4IJyHA

      • pigchop™

        Good one. Have you seen the remake of The Haunting? It’s a good one.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8b5J7JR4yA

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          Yes, i saw it at the theatre. Here is something brutal with david hess , something like last house on the left which he also starred in, This guy plays one of the best psychos i have ever seen. And he never comes across as an anti-hero like so many villians do, He is just so vile in everyway that you just hate his guts by the end, A real exploitation classic. I have it on dvd, this is the only one i could find , it’s in italian. Could be an english language one somewhere on there though. I have been watching horror movies in different languages for a long time and it doesn’t even bother me anymore. Fear is a universal language.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJzko0y44UY

  • Jamming the new Gust….I can feel the bile oozing from my ears, penetrating my pores and corrupting my organs.

    In short, it’s damn good.

  • Lord Ov Kapsko

    What about the new Amogh Symphony?

  • Xan

    Fuck, I forgot that Iron Reagan and Cannibal Corpse released a new album today. I am going to abstain from listening to them till I get my ears blasted clean so I can hear them in their full glory.

  • love that Philm!!! at least Dave is doing some good work since getting flushed by Kerry “Burger” King

    • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

      it’s not as heavy as a pool table tho

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      it would help if he would stop griping about his contributions to the new slayer though, it’s not doing him any favors, not only will it make it harder for them to ask him back ( it’s going to happen sooner or later) he would do well to distance himself. It’s probably going to be a mediocre album at best, a piece of shit at worst.

  • Warheart

    Sweet. Galg is my kind of shit.

    • W.

      It’s pretty interesting.

  • JWG

    As much as I know I’ll dig the new Cannibal Corpse album as is, that name will forever echo inside my head as “A Skeletor Domain”.

    And then I’ll be saddened by the lack of actual He-Man content.

  • crazytaco_12

    I’m just happy a motherfucker mentioned Ephel Duath in the “Dead Mountain Mouth” paragraph!

    • W.

      You better believe it.

    • Lacertilian

      For some reason those vocals remind me of Robb Flynn but in a good way.

  • Lacertilian

    Rapt for new Iron Reagan.
    Also, Considered Dead got a click for their Gorguts reference, they sound heaps like Schizophrenia-era Sepultura. Pretty fucking awesome.

    • JWG

      I am on a constant quest for the digipak version of the Gorguts album, to go with my Erosion of Sanity digi. I do not want to settle for the “from the vault” version.

      I’ve found a source somewhat nearby (assuming I had a small plane or a boat) with a copy… but just out of my reach because it’s not a part of their stock they ship by mail.

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        Did you try discogs.com?

  • Hail and Kill

    I work with a kid who was very excited for the new motionless in white album. He told me they moved the release date up a week and it came out today, not sure about the facts on that. He was so happy I couldn’t even make fun of him for liking them. Should you let a friend be so stupid or just figure ignorance is bliss and let it go?

    • JWG

      I had this conversation not too long ago about one of my recent Twitter followers, who matched my interests in “horror” and “metal” to find and add me. Unfortunately her definition of the latter was: Black Veil Brides, Slipknot, and an altogether unholy obsession with Motionless in White.

      I decided I’d say nothing at all, but in those moments she was actively tweeting I’d just ‘randomly’ post some better metal from her home country. Did that for about a week then just went back to my usual Tweets.

      …I’d like to tell you it had any effect, but I have no idea. She’s still following me, though, so that’s something.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        It seems that MIW are going to have the breakthrough COF fought for but never got.

        • The Black Dahlia Burger

          MIW did get Dani Filth on their new album so at least they’re trying to do different shit

  • Guest

    The new Xerath is going to fucking RULE!!!! For those who haven’t heard the new song:

    http://candlelightrecordsuk.bandcamp.com/track/i-hold-dominion

  • The new Xerath is going to fucking RULE!!!! For those who haven’t heard the new song:

    http://candlelightrecordsuk.bandcamp.com/track/i-hold-dominion

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