This Toilet Tuesday (8/25/2014)

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This week we don’t have a whole lot to report. This is just like any other regular bowel movement. It comes and goes, and there’ nothing really noteworthy. No corn. No blood. Just the same ol’ same ol’. Still I hope you find something you’ll enjoy. Props to Spear for sloggin’ through the sewage and doing all the heavy pushin’.

Blood of Kingu – Dark Star on the Right Horn of the Crescent Moon (Season of Mist) [Black Metal]
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I dig Blood of Kingu. They have a certain menacing swagger to their blend of BM and incorporate death metal stylings with their otherworldy riffs. Their last albums were definite heavy hitters, so I’m mirin’ the gainz these bruisers have been laying down. If you like your metal Bablylonian-influenced with Lovecraftian lyrics, you’ll dig Blood of Kingu. (W.)


 

Astral Doors – Notes from the Shadows (Metalville) [Heavy Metal] 

Autumn’s Dawn – Gone (Independent) [DSBM]

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Bastard Sapling – Instinct is Forever (Forcefield) [Black Metal]

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Blackwolfgoat – Drone Maintenance (Small Stone) [Drone]

Listen to “Cyclopean Utopia”  

Bleeding Corpse – Prepare to Suffer (Groupies Merch) [Brutal Death Metal] 

Blister Unit – Stupid, Yet Agile (Independent) [Crust/Powerviolence, allegedly] 

Church of the Dead – Vol. 4 Meet Me in the Tomb (Nightlust) [Death Metal]

Listen to “The Reckoning (Abyss pt. 2)” 

Creation’s End – Metaphysical (Pure Steel) [Prog Metal]

Listen to “Bivariate” 

Crimson Shadows – Kings Among Men (Napalm) [Melodeath]

Listen to “Rise to Power” 

Daarchlea – Suns (Independent) [Symphonic Black Metal]

Listen to “The Great Extinction 

Death Vomit – Forging a Legacy (Armstretch) [Brutal Death Metal] 

Decaying – New Order (Hellthrasher) [Death Metal] 

Display of Decay – Outbreak of Infection (Independent) [Death Metal]

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Dungortheb – Extracting Souls (Great Dane) [Death Metal

Listen to “Sad War” 

Earth Rot – Follow the Black Smoke (Independent) [Grindcore]

Listen to “Hunger”  

Endname – Demetra (Slow Burn) [Doom]

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Famous Last Words – Council of the Dead (InVogue) [Metalcore]

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Fimbulvet – Frostbrand – Eines Bildnis Tracht (Nocturnal Empire) [Pagan/Folk Metal] 

Flashback of Anger – TSR (IceWarrior) [Power Metal]

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Force of Darkness – Absolute Verb of Chaos and Darkness (Hell’s Headbangers) [Black Metal]

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Fördärv – Between the Eternities (Nigredo Records) [Black Metal]

Listen to “Embracing the Endless”  

Fuck You and Die – Elements of Instability (Independent) [Tech Death]

Listen to “Self-Inflicted Suffocation” 

Gargoyle – Geshiki (First Cell) [Prog Thrash] 

GodHater – Blasphemia (Satanath) [Black Metal]

Listen: 

Helsott – Woven (Independent) [Pagan/Folk Metal]

Kadar – Infidel (Metal Scrap) [Death/Thrash] 

Lord Andras – Alex… (Depressive Illusions) [Black Metal] 

Manigance – Volte-Face (Verycords/Avalon Marquee) [Power Metal]

Preview:  

The Matador – Destroyer (Independent) [Prog Metal]

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Ominous – You Created Tragedy (Born of Chaos) [Death Metal]

Listen to “Forget”  

Opeth – Pale Communion (RoadRunner) [Prog Rock]

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Pay No Respect – Hope for the Hopeless (In at the Deep End) [Hardcore]

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Perceptionist – Evolve (Independent) [Prog Metal]

Listen to “Evolve”

Phobiatic – Fragments of Flagrancy (CD release- Unundeux) [Tech Death]

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Polyptych – Illusorium (Independent) [Death Metal] 

Riot V – Unleash the Fire (Steamhammer) [Heavy Metal] 

Sagittarius – Fragmente IV: Abraxis (Cold Spring) [Neo-classical/Folk]

Listen to “Im morgen-taun”  

Satarial – Lunar Cross (Satanath) [Folky… something]

Listen to “Horned One”  

Short Fuse – The Force of Hate (Independent) [Melodeath/Electronic]

Listen to “The Rotting Within” 

Sloths – Twenty Years (Illuminasty) [Hardcore] 

Solace of Requiem – Casting Ruin (ViciScolum) [Blackened Tech-Death]

Listen to “Soiling the Fields of Purity” 

Sólstafir – Ótta (Season of Mist) [Post-Rock/Metal]

Listen to “Ótta”  

Striker – City of Gold (Napalm) [Power Metal]

Listen to “City of Gold”  

Suicide Watch – The Alienation Zone (Slaney) [Thrash]

Listen

Sviatibor – La Foi du Ancêtres (Primal Relics) [Atmospheric Black Metal]

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The Haunted – Exit Wounds (Century Media) [Death Metal]

Listen to “Cutting Teeth” 

Troldhaugen – Obzkure Anekdotez for Maniakal Massez (Bird’s Robe) [Comedy/Folk Metal]

Listen to “Día del Chupacabra” 

Unearthly – The Unearthly (Shinigami) [Blackened Death Metal]

Listen to “The Sin Offering” 

Voyag3r – Doom Fortress (Bellyache) [Synth Rock]

Preview: 

Wolf – Devil Seed (Century Media) [Heavy Metal]

Listen to “My Demon” 

 

Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!

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  • Metaphysical Anus

    Opeth’s Pale Communion: One of the best albums of this year so far.

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      I just finished it, so much better than the last one, without really changing much somehow. Just better songwriting I suppose.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        It’s definitely better than Heritage.

        • it’s not difficult to be better than a burnt pile of shit.

          • Scrimm

            Once again this site has made me spit my drink all over myself.

    • Hi I would like to point out that I also like Pale Communion and this is something we have in common. Should we embrace?

      • Metaphysical Anus

        Finally this happens! Come here you!

        • Virgil the Ghost Poet

          Now isn’t that lovely?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I love everyone if they love me as well.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Well you are Finnish.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I am. Finnish people are not racist at all. We don’t have a xenophobic political party as your third most supported party.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            You are correct sir.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            At least I didn’t call you Swedish. Lol

        • …………….slut

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Now that’s mean.

    • Spear

      I didn’t really care for it. The songwriting was much better than what was on Heritage, but I still thought they meandered through songs with too many ideas that just didn’t go anywhere. Some riffs definitely had that Opeth “feel” to them, but they lacked any bite outside of a death metal context.

    • Jointsalot

      I do miss the metal but, I really do like the album as a whole

      • Metaphysical Anus

        I don’t really miss the metal. I love metal Opeth, but I found prog rock before metal. Prog rock is deeper in me.

  • I really like The Haunted’ new album.

  • Randall Thor

    That Wolf is some nasty stuff, definitely get on that for fans of traditional heavy metal

  • Tyree

    Blister Unit is crushing my face right now.

    • I’ve got a good feeling about Death Vomit.

      • Tyree

        Listening now and yes, it is fucking headbanging!

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Is Goat Vomit still around?

    • Spear

      I couldn’t find any of their stuff to listen to! If they’ve got the album up now, you should link it.

  • Sponge Of Mystery

    No mention of Royal Blood’s debut or Rustie’s newest album???

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    That other terrible site mentioned a band called “Invent, Animate” which they compared to the the Safety Fire. It’s decent so far, heavier than TSF but an apt comparison.

    • Metaphysical Anus

      Do you mean this thing? Sounds pretty bad to me, but musical taste is subjective.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xRLRol5Kb4

      • YourLogicIsFlushed

        I can see many people here not enjoying it. It’s on the djenty end of the spectrum, and by far not the best of it’s kind. It’s listenable if you’re into that kinda stuff.

        • Metaphysical Anus

          The vocals just completely kill every little bit of enjoyment I could find in this.

          • YourLogicIsFlushed

            I can see that, I like it today, but will probably hate it tomorrow. My moods are so untrustworthy, I never know what I actually enjoy.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            But Kayo Dot will always stay
            #KayoFacts

          • been jamming Choirs of the Eye lately. i owe you… big time. BIG.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Jimmy, I’m proud of you.

          • Christian Molenaar

            This is a good choice.

          • Dat song ADD

    • conan calls it FFB (Failure For Blogs), a play on Failure For Gods. i like the name!

      • Metaphysical Anus

        Oh, so that’s what Failure For Blogs is! I feel enlightened!

      • YourLogicIsFlushed

        Good to know, I’ll keep the trend going next time.

    • Elite Extremophile

      I’m a huge Safety Fire fan but I can’t hear a resemblance to save my life. If anything, they’re like a heavier Erra.

  • Tyree

    Force of Darkness >>>>>>

  • Scrimm

    Any mention of Lovecraft pretty much seals the deal.

    • old_man_doom

      I usually skip anything after the mention of “Lovecraft” or “Lovecraftian” in any description and just jump right in.

  • Tyree

    Earth Rot go hard.

  • Tyree

    Lol, this Doom Fortress release is a fun listen. I’m diggin the cheese.

  • Hey you cunting lifelovers…MATT DAMON, lolbuttz, M. Shadows!, Archspire, Shrek is Love Shrek is Life, COLL ROAL, FLUSH…PERIOD!!!, BYAH!

    -GL

    http://www.beststarsofyear.com/images/adrienne-barbeau-01.jpg

    • Metaphysical Anus

      Too many memes! (You forgot MURMAIDER!!!!)

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      man, that’s adrian barbeau right, if i get this wrong i am going to demand fifty lashes.

    • I love you guys!

      -JJM(GL)

    • geddy
  • Dental_Damnation

    Only 3 thrash-esque bands on this list. The lack of good, new thrash disturbs me.

    • Howard Dean

      I feel ya, Warrior. When can we get a new Vektor, already?!

    • Xan

      Here’s some thrash from this year (you’ve probably listened to most of it though): Shrapnel’s “The Virus Conspires”, Lost Society’s “Terror Hungry”, Tankard’s “R.I.B. (Rest in Beer)”, Suicidal Angels’ “Divide and Conquer”, Hatriot’s “Dawn of the New Centurion”, and Dust Bolt’s “Awake the Riot”.

      • Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda”. (and right after you Followed me 🙂 )

        • Xan

          You deserve it for doing such as good job as one of the lead detectives of The Toilet.

    • Teh Hawnted’s new album is thrashy. u jam?

      • Dental_Damnation

        I still have to give it a full listen, only heard the single

  • Sloths is pretty jammy. Their name is ungoogleable tho.
    http://slothhc.bandcamp.com/

    • Metaphysical Anus

      I’m not sorry.

    • Tyree

      Just pushed play and immediately fell in love with this band. This wins!

      * Wait, they broke up? What the fuck!?!
      http://sloth.noblogs.org/

      • Oh dang! That sucks. This is kinda hilarious tho:
        “we all hate each other and have big arguments!so we decided to stop playing..”

        • Metaphysical Anus

          Well, at least they don’t make shitty excuses for the break up.

        • Tyree

          I’m vrom Holland! Isn’t that veerd? … isn’t this veerd?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Are you high?

          • Tyree

            I don’t touch that shit man. I’m a responsible adult.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Everyone in Holland is high.
            #HollandFacts

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Plus, good for you! I have never tasted a single psychoactive drug (includes alcohol etc.).

          • Tyree

            I enjoy beer and coffee and that is about it. Coffee is a drug, just ask Dubya. He goes through withdraw when he doesn’t drink it. He gets grumpy pants.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Don’t talk to us Finns about coffee. I love coffee.

          • Tyree

            Hahaha, excuuuuuuse me sir. I wish I could get some quality Finnish coffee right about now.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I need my coffee!

          • Cock of Steele

            Frist we come in 2nd to Mexico in Obesity rates, now we’re only 5th in coffee consumption! America needs to step up it’s game.

          • Metaphysical Anus
          • Howard Dean

            Tied with Macedonia? For fuck’s sake!

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Fucking scrubs! You can’t even handle coffee! Get shrekt!

          • Call the Slambulance

            Did you just reference a 4chan meme? Cause I like that shit.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Which one? I have never been on 4chan.

          • Call the Slambulance

            “Shrek is love. Shrek is life.” Also, I want to tell you to go on 4chan, but it has turned into a bunch of lifeloving white knights being total fucking pussies. The majority is /b/ is flushable.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I’ve been using shrek things here for a while now.

          • Call the Slambulance

            I never noticed! I appreciate that.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Thank you, bby. Here’s one of the best Shrek things.

          • Call the Slambulance

            I see nothing..

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Refresh the page.

          • Call the Slambulance

            This is wonderful. Thank you, 4chan

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Never thank 4chan!

          • currently laughing. give me like two minutes…

          • W.

            I’m doing my best to improve our standings

          • Cock of Steele

            My god.

          • Tea>Coffee
            I’m quite an unAmerican American.

          • Howard Dean

            I enjoy tea, also–I enjoy throwing it into the harbor! Byah!

            Coffee = ‘merica

          • But…but…coffee tastes like rotten butthole soaked in the semen of dead gods, fermented over thousands of years in the gall bladders of lepers.

          • Howard Dean

            Coffee tastes like freedom, bald eagles, and the Liberty Bell. Tea tastes like tyranny, funny accents, and redcoats.

            ‘merica.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Coffe tastes like snow, like Russian blood, like a sauna, like reindeer, like health care and like a good education
            Finland!

          • Howard Dean

            That’s the weakest description ever. Needs moar violence and nationalistic rage.

            Snow, you say? Howabout Alaska, Wyoming, Montana, Minnesota, Michigan’s upper peninsula, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine? Colder and snowier.

            Russian blood? No one hates the Russkis like America. Just ask Rocky. He took down the Berlin Wall with the help of Ronald Reagan and George Washington’s ghost.

            Sauna? Death Valley! Hottest surface temperature ever accurately recorded!

            Reindeer? Fuck Santa! We want moose! Alaska has the largest on earth! Byah!

            Best hospitals in the world? In ‘merica.

            Best universities in the world? In ‘merica.

            *It’s important that you read this list and imagine it being spoken to you in the voice of George Patton, Toby Keith, Larry the Cable Guy, or the redneck “took ‘r’ jerbs” characters from South Park.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            How many times have you been invaded by Russia? Are your people afraid of Russian invasion?

          • Howard Dean

            Always! That’s why we have approximately forty-five million nuclear warheads pointed at them!!! ‘merica!

          • Metaphysical Anus

            We don’t need nuclear warheads, those are for pussies like you!

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Lol

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Take a good look at this man.
            http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_Häyhä

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Was he a relation by chance?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            A relation? If you mean a relative, no he wasn’t.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Yes that is what I meant.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            My grandfather’s uncle was in a foreign legion and moved to Canada. I have relatives there.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Both my grandfathers was in the war. One in Europe the other in Asia.

          • Scrimm

            I had family in every war since WW1. don’t know about before that. I am glad my service was in a time of relative peace.

          • JWG

            I rarely ever take sides in international conflicts, no matter how small.

            But if you have Canadian relatives I’m kind of obligated to support you.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            There’s no conflict here mate, just jokes thrown around. I do not know my relatives in Canada, but there are some.

          • JWG

            I know, I know. I was being hyperbolic about the ‘conflict’ because of one of you is (using the name of) a potential world leader.

            That said, Howard Dean always struck me as one of the most “Canadian” of American politicians, Bernie Sanders and other self-styled democratic socialists included.

            …Although, every one of the above may possibly be surpassed by Chester A. Arthur, who might actually have *been* Canadian.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I saw a propram on the History Chanel about Finland a while back ago. It was basically about how your country is torn about your Prime Minister during the war if he is a hero or not. Also about how Finland was the only German ally to “win” and not get engulfed by Russia. That was interesting.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Finland di lose parts to Soviet Union.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I do not know much about your country. I was curious though if that program was at all accurate?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            It probably was kind of accurate. But we have to remember that it was History Chanel…

          • Howard Dean

            You don’t need them or you don’t have them? Learn some chemistry and physics, you Finns!

            P.S. I’m not actually a hard-lining and mildly retarded nationalistic Patriot with more than a little chip on my shoulder. I just like to play the character/devil’s advocate, because I find this particular character hilarious, not the least because it actually exists in roughly 1/2 of Americans.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I despise nationalists. Finland is full of them.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Thank you Mr. Governor!

          • Xan

            My head naturally used the redneck accent voice before I read the asterisk.

          • Scrimm

            Best posts in the world!!
            BYAH!

          • Call the Slambulance

            Don’t forget the Dudesons!

          • Metaphysical Anus

            No! We want to forget them!

          • Call the Slambulance

            Haha are the Finns not a fan of their creation?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Only the uneducated alcoholic nationalists like them.

          • Call the Slambulance

            Well, I’m an educated recovering alcoholic and I like them, so suck on dem shitz.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Are you racist, nationalist or Finnish?

          • Call the Slambulance

            No, sir, I am a silly little American.

          • W.

            That’s why it’s so good!

          • Metaphysical Anus

            More like coffee = Finland

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I see that you have not chosen the objective opinion, but the wrong opinion.

          • Xan

            I drink both. Hot chocolate is also pretty metal.

          • Hot chocolate is metal as fuck. At my last job (internship) they had packets of hot chocolate in the breakroom always. I would randomly treat myself to it, even on summer mornings. And now I’ve met my quota of posting pointless stories about myself.

          • Xan

            I make that shit mainly in the fall and winter when I get back from a particularly shitty day of classes. At least I only have to go to class for, like, 4 hours a day.

          • W.

            Verified. I hurt SMOHLG yesterday. I’m not me when I’m low on coffee.

          • Call the Slambulance

            Just caffeine and nicotine for this guy.

          • Scrimm

            Damn your post just reminded my that I am 2 years nicotine free today. wow

          • Howard Dean

            In the immortal words of pro golfer and Hooters enthusiast John Daly: “Caffeine+Nicotine=Protein”

          • Call the Slambulance

            Wait, someone actually said that? My buddies say that shit and I thought that they were just being spazzoids, hahaha. This is just great.

          • Howard Dean

            Yeah, he’s definitely real. He’s essentially the real life version of Happy Gilmore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Daly_(golfer)

          • Call the Slambulance

            Haha this is great.

          • i’m an irresponsible adult.

          • Tyree

            I know McNulty. I’ve seen you crash into a bridge abutment while turning a corner. MULTIPLE TIMES!

          • Metaphysical Anus

            My love will one day get you out of that path.

    • Mother Shabubu III

      For a second I thought this was gonna be the hard-nu rock band from 2003. This Sloth remind me of Spazz a teeny tiny bit.

      PS: Get on the Purge bandwagon. NOW.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBgI4pXzLQk

    • Call the Slambulance

      I can party to it. I especially like that they have a song called Go Vegan Go.

  • Howard Dean

    Bastard Sapling! That’s at least a kernel of corn or two in an otherwise smooth chocolate hotdog.

    • Stay tuned for my review!

      • Howard Dean

        Really?! Nice! Can’t wait to read it!

    • Scrimm

      HAHAHAHA smooth chocolate hotdog

    • Metaphysical Anus

      Corn? It knows when you are sleepin…

  • Fuck you and die, stupid though their name is, is actually some really solid tech death.

    • Metaphysical Anus

      The new Archspire CD has “Stay Tech” inside of it! I’m so happy!

      • you’re so happy?
        i’m so fancy

        • Scrimm

          I wish all that had never been brought up. I really cant get that song out of my head.

          • Lord Ov Kapsko

            You must be living the fast lane then.

          • Scrimm

            From L.A. to Tokyo….. all week long.

        • Metaphysical Anus

          Jimmy, there’s the door.

  • Spear

    So there actually was a lot of good stuff out this week, but I just didn’t have time to write about it (Earth Rot, Fuck You and Die were pretty awesome). Next week will be better.

    • W.

      I’ll take the blame too. Our new release staff was all bogged up this week!

    • FYAD reminds me of Necrophagist at some points.

  • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

    Holy progressive shit – the new ELP is great – they must have taken some outtakes from Tarkus and reworked it like Van Halen did. Wait its O who ? Oh, opeth, well it sounds pretty good anyways.

    • YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!!!

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        i think what we have here is a failure to communicate – can`t help throwing in a classic movie line. I mixed a small troll in it. I have a triple cd set of ELP which i enjoy and i hear the influence on the new opeth thus i genuinely like it. I also liked VH ADKOT. I remembered you liked emma stone (as do i)

        • we will never fight. i really enjoy ADKOT. i have to cry myself to sleep sometimes when we disagree though…

        • Scrimm

          That just made my day. She is from here.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        ahhhh, as i read above i realize you indeed dislike opeth intensely thus making this a total FUBAR situation. hahahhahah, sorry bro.

        • Howard Dean

          Cool Hand Luke is one of the best movies ever made. The scene when he’s doing the egg eating challenge is amazing.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        You hate the new Opeth album? I’m disappointed in you. Let us remember that you enjoy shitty pop music.

        • Last year I saw Kelly Clarkson live!

          • Metaphysical Anus

            What the fuck?!

          • Why you gotta judge McNulty like that? Music is subjective, bruh.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I’m not judging him because of music. I’m judging him because he didn’t tell me this when we started going out. It feels like he’s having an affair.

  • Rob M

    Damn..Decaying are like Death Metal producing machines…3 awesome full lengths in 3 years…and now an EP in 2014?

  • Lord Ov Kapsko

    I’ve got The Killing Gods and I don’t need any new releases.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klt0Z4p4nJU

  • Haven’t heard the new one yet, but The Matador’s last EP was good.