This Toilet Tuesday (8/19/2014)

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This Toilet Tuesday (8/19/2014)

Picture this. You and your best buds are walking down some busy arterial in the central business district of your bustling college town. You’re on the hunt for something tasty because all you had today was a $1.25 Totino’s pizza shortly after you woke up at 1:00 pm. You’ve been stinging a bit today because your bros have been picking on you lately for being a total nerd who plays D&D online with your heavy metal pals. Suddenly, you realize that you can both defend your honor and kill your hunger in one fell swoop. The bright, Texas-colored logo of Freebirds World Burrito draws you into its comforting embrace like a distant mirage of a hot babe beckoning you towards a peaceful oasis.

You have a battle plan and a rumbling in your belly, so you saunter up to the counter and, beneath your sneer of domination, you command burrito man to concoct you a Super Monster on a cayenne tortilla with all the fillings. All of them. Your bros look on in astonishment, mouths agape at this sudden display of pack leadership. When you finally receive your tinfoil-wrapped prize, you shred through the puny protective layer and ravenously devour the entire multi-pound meal. Like mighty Heracles after slaying the Nemean lion, you march home to your apartment amidst the glory and adulation of all the surrounding coeds. But that night, in the midst of a heated session of Magic The Gathering, your stomach suddenly flexes, and you are only left with one immediate option. You rush to the bathroom and firmly plant yourself upon the porcelain throne. And you sit there for hours, expelling the spoils of your mighty victory. When you finally look in the bowl, you are overwhelmed with a sense of pride for the momentous effort you just put forth. Behold, the unending mountain of new emissions. Welcome to This Toilet Tuesday.

Acrania – Totalitarian Dystopia (Unique Leader) [Slam/Deathcore]
Listen to “Festering With Dishonesty”

Let’s be real: Acrania bring the heavy. The mosh. The curb-stompingly heavy music that Call The Slambulance loves so much. It’s a well-written album full of br00tal breakdowns and an absolutely stellar vocal display by Luke Griffin. I also can appreciate their politically-tinged lyrics, which act as a nice change-up from the normal “I just read an entire medical dictionary” feel I leave with after I finish an album like this. (Flushgod Apocalypse)


 

Enceladus – Journey to Enlightenment (Independent) [Power Metal]
Stream

If you’re like most modern metalheads (and I know you are), you probably don’t listen to enough power metal.  Fortunately for you, Enceladus are here to fill that unicorn-shaped void in your life.  In terms of song structure, Enceladus don’t do anything groundbreaking, but god damn can they riff.  Though this is their debut album, they can easily stand with the best of the genre in terms of technicality and songwriting.  “Pave the Future” and “Darkened Aura” are standout shreddy tracks, and I’m pretty sure I can hear some Galneryus influence on “Seven Year Solstice” and “Ethereality.”  It’s an all-around good album and a strong debut. (Spear)


 

He Is Legend – Heavy Fruit (Tragic Hero) [Hard Rock]
Stream

Heavy Fruit is one of my favorite releases of the year so far. It’s hook-laden, fun, heavy, chill, fast, slow, and everything that one could expect from Wilmington, NC’s He Is Legend. They’ve spent years honing their sound, and they are definitely a notch above their modern rock peers. They tend to strike a chord with metal listeners as well, which is why I chose to feature it. (Flushgod Apocalypse)


 

Infestum – Monuments of Exalted (physical release – Lacerated Enemy) 8/18/14 [Blackened Death Metal/Electronic]
Stream

Infestum are kind of an odd duck; it’s not unusual for black metal in its infinite variations to feature synths, but Infestum goes beyond the typical synthetic string and choir arrangements by incorporating some pseudo-industrial elements.  Electronic beats and synth sounds permeate the record, but it’s rarely overbearing.  Were these elements to be stripped away, you’d still end up with a great blackened death record.  The riffs are downright nasty; the vocalist is powerful; and holy shit, you can actually hear the bass.  The electronic bits might be a turnoff for some, but seriously, give “Ordo Infestum” a listen and tell me you weren’t banging your head.  Between this and Primordium (listen below), Lacerated Enemy are killing it this week. (Spear)


Accept – Blind Rage (Nuclear Blast) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Stampede”

Ace Frehley – Space Invader (eOne) [Hard Rock]
Listen to “Space Invader”

Aeons – Harbour The Existence (Independent) 8/17/14 [Flushcore]
Stream

American – Coping With Loss (Sentient Ruin) [Black Metal/Noise]
Listen to “Retinere”

Bad Case of Big Mouth – Straight Up Bad Luck (Eulogy) [Easycore]
Listen to “Elmer and the Man That Feeds Him” 

Big Engine – Shot like a Rocket (Pavement) [Hard Rock]

Black Trip – Goin’ Under (Prosthetic) [Heavy Metal] 

Black Crown Initiate – The Great Mistake Digital (eOne) [Death Metal]
Listen to “The Great Mistake”

Buckethead – Pike 71 – Celery (Bucketheadland) [Buckethead]
Stream

Cardinals Folly – Our Cult Continues! (Shadow Kingdom) [Doom]
Listen to “The Lover’s Crypt” 

Carrier – Lowlife (Eulogy) [Flushcore] 

Cenotaph – Riding Our Black Ocean Re-Issue (Chaos) [Melodic Death Metal]
Stream

Children of Technology – Future Decay (Hell’s Headbangers) [Metal/Punk]
Listen to “Fear the Mohawk Reaper”

Circle II Circle – Live at Wacken (earMusic) 8/22/14 [Heavy Metal] 

Colisem – Coliseum Deluxe Re-Issue (Deathwish) [Post-Hardcore]
Stream 

Colombian Necktie – Twilight Upon Us (Independent) [Hardcore]
Listen to “Guiding Light” 

Cross Examination – The Dawn of the Dude EP (Organized Crime) [Crossover Thrash]

Crucifyre – Black Magic Fire (Pulverised) 8/18/14 [Black Metal]
Listen to “Black Magic Fire” 

Darkness Divided – Written in Blood (Victory) [Flushcore] 

Deadlock – The Re-Arrival (Lifeforce) [Melodic Metal] 

Detention – Marginal (Depressive Illusions) 8/17/14 [Dark Melodic Metal]
Stream 

Devolving Messiah – Forsaken (Independent) 8/23/14 [Blackened Death Metal]
Listen to “Black Death”  

Dictated – The Deceived (Metal Blade) [Brutal Death Metal]
Listen to “No Mercy For Cowards” 

Diskord – Oscillations EP (Hellthrasher) [Death Metal]
Stream

DragonForce – Maximum Overload (Metal Blade) [Doodley Doo Ding Dong Doodley Doodley Doo]
Listen to “The Game” 

Dusk Meridian – Dusk Meridian (Independent) 8/22/14 [Symphonic Metal]
Stream 

Edge of Haze – Illumine (Independent) 8/21/14 [Progressive Metal]
Stream 

Egypt Central – Murder in the French Quarter (Fat Lady) [lolbuttz]
Listen to “White Rabbit” 

Elendira – Promise… (Black-Listed) 8/22/14 [Melodic/Pop Metal]
Stream 

Empire Auriga – Ascending the Solar Throne (Moribund) [Atmospheric Black Metal]
Stream 

Eosphorus – Winds of Apep (Wormhole Death) [Black Metal]
Listen 

Extinction A.D. – Plague Prophecy (Good Fight Music) [Thrash]
Listen to “Mummified”  

Ghast – Dread Doom Ruin (Todestrieb) [Black Doom]
Listen to “Scorn and Death” 

Grausig – God’s Replicated (Independent) [Death Metal] 

Grinder Blues – Grinder Blues (Megaforce) [Hard Rock]
Watch the making of Grinder Blues 

Halcyon Way – Conquer (Nightmare/Massacre) [Progressive Metal]
Listen to “Web of Lies”  

Hemina – Nebulae (Bird’s Robe) [Progressive Metal]
Stream (Seriously, do it)

Johnny Touch – Inner City Wolves (Shadow Kingdom)
Listen to “Dishonourable Discharge”  

Joy – Under the Spell of Joy (Tee Pee) [Psychedelic] 

Karma to Burn – Arch Stanton (Deepdive) [Instrumetal/Desert Rock] 

King 810 – Memoirs of a Murderer (Roadrunner) [Crap Axl Likes] 

Lasher Zombie – King of Kinds (Torn Flesh) 8/18/14 [Crust/Death Metal]
Stream 

Lou Siffer & The Howling Demons – At Your Service (Mighty) 8/18/14 [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Coughin’ in my Coffin”

Machinae Supremacy – Phantom Shadow (Spinefarm) 8/22/14 [SID Metal]
Listen

 Mary’s Blood – Countdown to Evolution (Nippon Columbia) 8/20/14 [Melodic Metal]
Listen to “Marionette” 

Mater Thallium – Abandoned by the Sun (Autumnsongs) 8/18/14 [Progressive Doom]
Listen to “Exiled Witness”  

Midnight – No Mercy for Mayhem (Hell’s Headbangers) [Black Metal]
Stream 

Nocturnal Poisoning – Doomgrass (The End) [Folk]
Listen 

Nucleus Torn – Street Lights Fail (NA release – Prophecy) [Avant-garde/Folk]
Listen 

Of Divinity – Lifeless (Independent) 8/18/14 [Flushcore]
Stream 

Overdrive – The Final Nightmare (Pure Steel) 8/22/14 [NWOBHM]
Listen to “Taken Young” 

Pallbearer – Foundations of Burden (Profound Lore) [Doom]
Sorry folks, the stream is down 🙁 

Passion for Sorrow – Rotting Immortality (The Orchard) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Rotting Immortality”

Pillbuster – Brothel (Stonerkill) [Stoner Rock] 

Planetary Cataclysm – The Great Deception (Independent) 8/17/14 [Flushcore]
Stream 

Powerlord – The Awakening Re-Release (Shadow Kingdom) [Thrash] 

Principality of Hell – Fire & Brimstone (W.T.C. Productions) 8/18/14 [Black Thrash]
Listen to “Codex Inferno” 

Project Terror – Conquistador (Pure Steel) 8/22/14 [Power Metal]
Listen to “Conquistador”  

The Proselyte – Our Vessel’s In Need (Teenage Disco Bloodbath) [Sludge]
Listen 

Provocator – Antikristus (Moribund) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Unholy Rape of the Holy Whore” 

Punch – They Don’t Have to Believe (Deathwish) [Hardcore/Powerviolence]
Listen to “Worth More Than Your Opinion” 

Sacrocurse – Unholier Master (CD release – Iron Bonehead) [Black Metal]
Stream

Six String Slaughter – Born Unspoiled (HPGD) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Careless”  

Sleeping Giant – Finished People (Century Media) [Something Bojangles would like]
Listen to “Overthrow” 

Sloth Herder/Horde of the Eclipse – Split (Unholy Anarchy) [Grind] 

Soreption – Deterioration of Minds Re-Issue (Unique Leader) [Tech Death]
Stream the full album 

Swine Overlord – Parables of Umbral Transcendence (Gore House) [Slam]
Stream 

Take Over and Destroy – Vacant Face (Comfort Point) [Blackened Death/Doom]
Listen to “Vacant Face” 

Thy Rites – Invoker of the Venomous Unlight (Independent) 8/20/14 [Black Metal]
Listen to “Altar of Satanic Sacrifice” 

The Trollenberg Terror – We’ll Be Out of Prison by Midnight (Independent) 8/22/14 [Grindcore]
Stream

Those Who Bring the Torture – Piling Up (Selfmadegod) [Deathgrind]
Stream 

Trioscapes – Digital Dream Sequence (Metal Blade) [Instrumetal Fusion]
Listen to “Stab Wounds”

 

Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!

(Photos VIA, VIA, VIA, and VIA)

  • Death

    DragonForce is the fucking worst!

    • Spear

      You say that, but King 810 also released something today.

      • Death

        I choose to not acknowledge their existance.

  • Mr. Bojangles

    <——– mmm new acrania fan

  • Randall Thor

    New Dragonforce rules, you are all a bunch of wimps and posers. I will end all of your pathetic lives with the power of my steel!

    • Death

      I showed you pics of my dogs and this is how you repay me!

      • Randall Thor

        Justice can not be bribed!

        • Death

          I know now that you never ever really loved me
          It hurts me now to think you never ever really cared
          I sit and I ask myself a thousand times to try and find
          What really happened to the love that we shared

        • Death

          Btw, you can’t kill death. God already tried and failed.

          • Randall Thor

            I have the power to break the world, and have already died once, what are you going to do?

          • Death

            Either I’m gonna shrek you or make love to you.

          • Randall Thor

            I do it for Shrek

          • Death

            For Shrek!

    • Mr. Bojangles

      You’re gonna have a tough time with me.

      -Mr. Bojangles.

      • Randall Thor

        What are you gonna do, hiss at me? I’m the Dragon Reborn and you’re a fat cat

        • Mr. Bojangles

          scratch your dick off then fill your ears with cat piss

          regurgitate my tuna in to your ass

          -Mr. Bojangles

          • Randall Thor

            Please, can you even channel?

          • Mr. Bojangles

            why don’t you ask your mom?

          • and *hump*

            GL

          • Mr. Bojangles

            Oh yeah I forgot

            -Mr. BJ

          • Death

            *gently whispers* murmaider murmaider murmaider murmaider.

          • Scrimm

            That sounds horrible.

    • Xan

      I’ve always enjoyed them to some extent though they have never been on my top lists of power metal bands. I enjoy it for the speed mainly. I’ll let you have a picture of my dog. SEE DEATH!? You’re not the only one who has dogs!

      • Randall Thor

        Death has corgis. Everyone knows corgis are the most graceful and excellent of all dogs.

        Also, new D-Force is a mixture of old speedy/stupid solos d-force plus the latest album of less than 5 minute songs

  • Guacamole Jim

    Dat intro. Also, new He Is Legend!

    • Fucking love them, but I haven’t listened to anything of theirs since Suck Out The Poison.

      • Guacamole Jim

        I haven’t had a chance to listen to this new album on anything but shitty work speakers. Suck Out the Poison was fukkin killer though.

        • This guy. I like him.

          • Guacamole Jim

            <3 I love your limp dick with all my phallus.

        • Flushgod Apocalypse

          So good to hear someone say they actually like that album. I thought it was fucking killer too.

      • Flushgod Apocalypse

        Oh man, you’re in for a treat. I urge you to spin both the new album and It Hates You tonight. They’re both on Spotify if you use it. If not, I’m 99% there are full album streams on YouTube.

    • W.

      Thanks, dude.

  • Holy shit this Tuesday is amazing. Love He Is Legend, Acrania, and hardcore lol’d at the Dragonforce genre tag “[Doodley Doo Ding Dong Doodley Doodley Doo]”

  • Mon*Star

    Midnight…

  • +10000 for the Galneryus name-drop.

    • Spear

      Enceladus really do bring Galneryus to mind. They’ve got that neoclassical but somehow not giving any fucks thing going, and it’s awesome. Also, their bassist is a total beast.

  • Also the writing on this post is glorious. Beautiful story of burrito consumption and expulsion. Would read while eating a burrito and preparing for forthcoming anal expulsion/10

    • Death

      Don’t tell me about anal explosions.

    • W.

      Thanks <3

  • Sponge Of Mystery
  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    Hemina is the perfect semi-to-mostly-cheesy prog I was in the mood for today. Sweet.

  • TrickleDownTacoRiff

    You had me at: “The curb-stompingly heavy music that Call The Slambulance loves so much.”

  • Sponge Of Mystery
  • lolbuttz!

    GL

    • Death

      Dickbuttz

    • Mr. Bojangles

      Dickschnitzelbuttzlol

      • mrbojangleshumpsbuttzlol

        GL

        • Mr. Bojangles

          georgelynchisabuttlol

  • Death

    Over time, someone will become this site’s Axl. I nominate Steeldragon.

    • In all likelihood, it’s me.

      • Mr. Bojangles

        lolbuttz

      • Death

        Don’t say that, baby.

    • Mr. Bojangles

      real life animal farm

      • Death

        Dammit Napoleon!

    • Not sure what you’re getting at, but am offended.

      • Death

        You offended me, so now we’re even, you motherfucker!

        • At least you have the support of the fat poser cat. Poser together strong.

          • Death

            I’m not a poser! You just have never said anything nice to me. That’s why I nominated you.

          • I’ve never said anything nice to anyone, but I often agree with and upvote you!

          • Death

            You could say a nice thing or two sometimes. We all would like it.

          • I like you, Death. You’re a good Death and I appreciate you.

          • Death

            I love you!

          • Guacamole Jim

            FEEL TEH LOEV

          • <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

          • Death

            I changed it now. You’re not gonna be the new Axl.

      • Mr. Bojangles

        he’s getting at the fact that you’re soon going to become a fat loser neckbeard

        ya dig?

    • With the amount of terrorists I deal with on a regular basis and car chases and what not there is no way I will become a neckbeard. You on the other hand, with your trillion comments and sitting on your ass waiting for people to die so you can reap their souls…. Well you probably already have a neckbeard. <3

      • Death

        I have a full beard and sideburns, but no neckbeard.

      • Death

        And I have lots of comments because when the articles come, I’ve already left work. Plus, I dip my dick in most conversations.

        • Funny I was actually gonna give you back the position since acfp hasn’t shown up but now I think I will just give it to this squirrel outside my window.

          • Death

            That’s why I nominated you. You’re always so mean. It was Steeldragon at first, but he made a nice commen.

          • I’m not mean, I just don’t take kindly to be compared to Axl.

          • Death

            You have never said anything nice to me! You are always mean to me and try to blackmail me! That’s why I compare you to Axl!

          • Scrimm

            I think that is completely understandable.

          • Death

            I thought we were friends!

          • Scrimm

            Who said we weren’t? I just said it’s understandable that someone wouldn’t like being compared to Axl. Them’s fighting words. Don’t worry.

          • Death

            But I made good points on why I compare him to Axl.

          • Scrimm

            He’d have to do a lot more than that to deserve comparisons. Besides, as a former soldier I have to support my fellow Americans. Plus he got me to listen to Archspire. How could I not stick up for him?

          • Death

            Jack keeps on verbally abusing me and blackmailing me! How can you stick up for him?

          • Scrimm

            I’m evil.

  • KJM
    • Scrimm

      That’s probably my favorite part of the whole series.

      • KJM

        I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen the entire run of Metalocalypse.

        • W.

          The only thing I missed was the Doomstar Requiem.

          • KJM

            It’s great as long as you don’t mind the Musical format.

          • W.

            I like Rock Operas, plus I listened to the album. Just haven’t actually watched it.

  • Tyree

    Goddammit! I wish I wasn’t so slammed at work. Looks like a lot of good shit this week.

    • Mr. Bojangles

      I’ll slam you at work

      • Death

        I’ll slam you with a cactus.

        • Mr. Bojangles

          MAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

          • Death

            In your ass!

          • Mr. Bojangles

            *hiss*

          • Death

            Stop hissing at me! Feel the spiky love!

        • Tyree

          Walked right into this shit.

          • Mr. Bojangles

            i’ll walk right in to your shit

          • Death

            I’ll scrub my shit on you!

          • Tyree

            I’m going to go to lunch now and eat lots of shit, then go take a shit.

          • Death

            You can use me as a toilet
            #Coprophilia

  • We failed to include the new Taylor Swift video in this week’s roundup. This was an editor failure and I greatly regret the error.
    http://www.vevo.com/watch/taylor-swift/shake-it-off/USCJY1431460

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    Mater Thallium is like a mix of all the bands I used to listen to 5 years ago like Riverside, Pain of Salvation, Opeth, and Porcupine Tree with some Caligula’s Horse (that one is newer).

  • Occams_Razor_Ramon

    I’m gonna jam the new Pallbearer so hard. (Sorry W. and Masterlord)

  • Death

    I hope that McNulty comes soon. I miss him.

  • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

    that white rabbit song makes me (lolbuttz)

  • Everything about this Infestum stream is telling me to hate it, but I can’t.
    EDIT: I love it.

    • Death

      And I love you. Your wife must not find out!

  • That Acrania album rips hard.

  • The Black Dahlia Burger

    It’s hard to comprehend how insane Luke Griffin’s voice is.

    • Some of his vocals are better than the archspire dude’s vocals.

  • Tyree

    Looking forward to that new Sacrocurse release.

  • IronLawnmower

    Also new today:My bands demo. Recorded by me with a drum machine. Hoping to use this to find a drummer. Free to all flushers https://bombermetal.bandcamp.com/releases

    • Death

      I like it. It made me moist.

      • IronLawnmower

        Death approved. Woohoo. I kinda think my vocals sound like gollum tho. Which is why we have a dedicated vocalist.

        • Death

          ..

          • IronLawnmower

            Those are like umulats without a letter.

          • IronLawnmower

            I had to reload the page before that showed up. Now I’m on the floor.

          • Death

            I’ll help you bby.

          • IronLawnmower

            If you can help by setting me up with a drummer in northern ireland who wouldn’t mind being in a band of 16-18 year olds that would be swell Mr Death.

          • Death

            I’m a drummer, but I live in Finland. I can’t reach to Ireland.

          • IronLawnmower

            We’ll give you petrol money. Awk well off to joinmyband I go.

          • Death

            But I have a good job here and my dogs.

          • IronLawnmower

            I too have a dog

          • Death

            I have two dogs.

          • IronLawnmower

            Mines a hyperactive wee bitch. One is more than enough. What breed are they? Mein is a wee labradoodle.

          • Death

            I have two male corgis.

          • IronLawnmower

            Awwww. Queen of England approved.

          • Death

            Shouldn’t you hate her? ABDICATION!

          • IronLawnmower

            Depends which part of the country you’re from. I don’t really care either way about localism or nationalism.

          • Death

            You don’t like nationalism? Oh boy, you are talking to the best person. I hate nationalism so much. Finland is full of idiotic nationalists. The third largest party in Finland is a right wing racist nationalist party.

          • IronLawnmower

            National socialism right? Over here nationalists want a United independent Ireland. Unionists/loyalists want Ireland under British control (northern Ireland where I live so I’m a British citizen) religion is a big part of the debate and the whole troubles thing in the 70s 80s and 90s wasn’t a good time.

          • Death

            As a far-left kind guy (anarchist), I don’t really like beign here. Biggest parties are right wing parties and the church is close to the state.

          • IronLawnmower

            Did we learn nothing from At War? http://youtu.be/h44yBs4WBLY

            Guessing the head honcho in Finland ain’t a former terrorist who has killed women and children?

          • Death

            No, he is a fan of shitty rap.

          • IronLawnmower

            Legit? (how did we get from a song I made to politics. This is the bearded man effect or something)

          • Death

            At least the Godwin’s law hasn’t happened yet.

          • IronLawnmower

            National Socialism came close.

          • Death

            Oh shit, it did.

          • IronLawnmower

            So how about them shitlers?

          • Death

            Does shitlers mean nazis?

          • IronLawnmower

            Yes. Or hitlers made out of shit.

          • Death

            Ok. I’m not a big fan. I’m ashamed to admit it, but when I was in 7-9 grade, I was a shitler.

          • IronLawnmower

            So was my uncle. He’s still a cunt but at least he got the swastika tattoo covered up.

          • Death

            I never got a swastika tattoo.

          • IronLawnmower

            Take an example from the guy who sings for coldwar. http://i2.wp.com/www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Trevor-LcLave.jpg?fit=750%2C1000 Everyone kinda looked at him funny at the festival I saw him at.

          • Death

            I remember reading articles about him. This handsome nice guy also rocks the swastika.

          • IronLawnmower

            dream boat.

          • Death

            Wat?

          • IronLawnmower

            Crazy cult of personality serial killers are the hot new thing among attention starved teens. dontcha know?

          • Death

            Are they? I didn’t know about this trend. I hope it doesn’t come here.

          • IronLawnmower

            American Horror Story and Twilight are behind it.

          • Death

            Shit! How will society work then?

          • IronLawnmower

            Poorly.

          • Cock of Steele

            Funny, I’ve never seen an Irish Maori before.

          • W.

            Hey man, I hope you didn’t delete your account. We still want you here!

          • Virgil

            Mr. President, may I join the toilet?

          • W.

            Of course. All citizens are welcome in the bowl, even Death. I only have him the razz because I liked him.

    • Not Vincent Bennett

      Another new thing that I just found out about today is the 2014 remaster of Made in Japan by Deep Purple. I am really enjoying it as it’s all the concerts they did in Japan during the three night stand when they recorded Made in Japan. The versions of Child In Time are amazing.

  • Holy shit that infestum is something else.

  • geddy

    EXXXCELLENT! Toilet Tuesday Movie Night!!!! Once again, I present a double feature.
    This week you can sink your metal fangs into DOG SOLDIERS! Don’t miss out on this awesome wearwolf film!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fiy4A3sbd4

    And the second part of this week’s fantastic double feature – CRITTERS!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqZ2UMHzXuo

    • Not Vincent Bennett

      I remember that movie. I never liked it.

      • geddy

        Which one?

        • Not Vincent Bennett

          The one you just posted. It never appealed to me.

          • geddy

            I posted two films – double feature. So – which one?

          • Not Vincent Bennett

            Dog Soldiers. I didn’t see the see more tab. I love the Critters series though. The third one was Dicaprio’s debut role.

          • geddy

            Dog soldiers rules on so many levels. Well written. Good acting. The make up effects are top notch. I’ve always thought of it as Predator on crack. Oh well – to each their own.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuvjoZjs9_A

          • Not Vincent Bennett

            I could see myself giving it another chance. With that description it sounds amazing. I could see it being being a better Predator clone than on its own without any description. I’ll give it another chance.

    • Occams_Razor_Ramon

      What an underrated film. FUN FACT: The gentleman who does the voice of Soap McTavish in Call of Duty is in this movie

    • Howard Dean

      I watched One Hour Photo again this past weekend for the first time since it came out over a decade ago. Robin Williams was so damn crazy in that movie. His character is one of those rare characters that makes you uncomfortable every time he is on the screen. Another character like that was Kevin Bacon’s in The Woodsmen. Now that was an uncomfortable film to watch.

      • geddy

        Agreement. Williams played that character so well – intensely and progressively creepy as the story unfolds.

      • Scrimm

        I need to see this again myself I haven’t seen it since it was new and I tend to appreciate movies better with repeat viewings.

      • Tyree

        So creepy but so great. RIP

    • Scrimm

      Dog Soldiers is probably in my top 10 movies ever. I don’t think a better werewolf movie has been made yet.

      • Cock of Steele

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj8yq_urL5c Kevin Mckidd ups the awesomeness of just about anything he appears in. And I’m trying to come up with a laundry list of songs that would fit this.

        • Scrimm

          I thought the acting as a whole was really good in that movie.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          Pullo was probably only second to conan (82) in overall old school bad-assessness. Rome was probably the most super violent show ever on HBO as well. There was talk a few years back of original conan director john milius doing a conan series on hbo. That was a real lost opportunity.

          • Cock of Steele

            Lol it was pretty violent, I forget what other shows were on at the time Rome was running. Now I know the most violent I’ve seen is Game of thrones when it’s on.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            I am one of the only people on the planet who doesn’t watch GOT and i am a huge fan of that kind of shit. I watched about 4 episodes when it started and never went back. A person can’t watch everything i guess.

          • geddy
  • Howard Dean

    Nocturnal Poisoning release! Byah, Scotty Conner plays folk! Listen

  • I don’t think the Primordium album is out till september…

  • Spear

    Turns out I can’t read and listed Primordium a month early. Any way we could fix that?

  • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

    That Buckethead is first class guitar masturbation.

  • That new trioscapes is out of this world good.

  • NefariousDude

    WHOA BROS NEW KING 801

    • Cock of Steele

      Way ahead of you brah! I just carved their logo on to both asscheeks.

  • Scrimm

    Dammit the record store didn’t have Acrania. They always get the new UL albums, WTF.

    • Cock of Steele

      Was it Zia?

      • Scrimm

        Yes Zia. It’s probably a good thing, I’ve spent way too much money recently.

  • Gorgasm

    So many releases this week.

    Lord Mantis’s “Death Mask” is finally getting the vinyl treatment as well. LPs go up tomorrow on New Density’s webstore.

    So I’m excited for that.

  • Xan

    Nice selection of releases this week. I’m going to have to check out Enceladus (that artwork is so beautiful and colorful), Diskor, Empire Auriga, Ghast, and Passion for Sorrow.

  • Squibble Skwonk

    And the Primordium album makes my second purchase since coming on board here (the first was Desecrating Obscurity by Funest).

    • W.

      Welcome!

  • Justin von Grav

    infestum is friggin sweet

  • J.R.

    DragonForce – Maximum Overload (Metal Blade) [Doodley Doo Ding Dong Doodley Doodley Doo]

    Dammit Pickles

    But that is the most accurate…genre…quantification (?) ever

  • Lacertilian

    Only way to improve that I can think of is to add maybe an album cover if possible for the shortlist bands.

  • FuzzyWookie

    Wow, I am loving Infestum