This Toilet Tuesday (8/12/2014)

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This edition of This Toilet Tuesday goes out to all my boys (not trying to be sexist, ladies, just giving you the benefit of the doubt that you aren’t as disgusting as we are) who have ever gotten a hankerin’ for an Allsup’s burrito. You know you really shouldn’t, but you cave in a moment of weakness and scarf down that gas station goodness. But for anyone who’s been there, we all know what comes next. The stomach cramps, the sweats, and eventually the ricochet farts while you sit on the john rattling them out. This week is a lot like that. There’s a whole lot of crap flying into the bowl, and not very much is sticking. However, there are a few noteworthy releases, so we hope that with these new releases, just as when you choose to eat that fried burrito, you’ll derive some pleasure from the pain. Thanks to Detective Flushin Bohl, Jack Bauer, Spear, and Flushgod Apocalypse for eating all those burritos so you don’t have to do so.


 

 Dying Out Flame – Shiva Rudrastakam (XTREEM) [Hindu/Vedic Death Metal]  8/15/14
Listen to “Maisasura Maridini”

It’s not often anymore that I come across something that feels truly unique in the metal world, which is part of the reason I was so entranced with “Maisasura Maridini.”  The track opens with a chanted piece of scripture over a clean guitar line and some light drumming, and it promptly explodes into an all-out auditory assault a minute in.  Some of the riffs here have a little more of a traditional death metal feel, but there’s definitely that Hindu influence present throughout.  I only wish that there had been more material available to listen to at the moment to give this a more proper write-up, but this is definitely an album to look forward to and a band to watch. (Spear)


 

The Autumn League – Concept of Irony (Independent) [Atmospheric Black Metal] 8/11/14
Stream

I’m not gonna lie, I thought this week was completely hopeless.  As I made my way through each label and source, my feeling of despair increased in the way that you hold it in with hopes that you will find a cleaner bowl to take care of business, and with each new bowl you discover, it gets even more questionable, grimier, and shittier than the last.  My travels led me to Bandcamp, which as I am sure you are aware, we are quite fond of here at the Toilet.  After sifting through piles of humongous turd-travesties, The Autumn League bestowed upon my ears their aural majesty.  One just needs to start up “The Hour is at Hand” and you’ll know you have finally found something on the old BC that is well thought out, high quality and passionately created, truly musical art.  Robust layering with a wall of sound that is fulfilling and as comforting as your favorite blanket (hey, everyone has one of them), you can’t help but feel that warm, fuzzy feeling as you make your journey through their musical soundscape.  Their debut “Concept of Irony” is streaming in full on Bandcamp right now, and I would be hard pressed to pick out something as downright delicious to listen to right now.  Lay down with your favorite blanket, put on your headphones, burn a fresh one if you have it and take a trip with The Autumn League. (Detective Flushin Bohl)


 

Art of Burning Water – Living is for Giving, Dying is for Getting (Swarm of Nails) [Sludge] 8/13/14
Listen to “At the Hands of Them”

Atropina – Mallevs Maleficarvm (Independent) [Death Metal] 8/16/14
Listen to “Submundo”

Back Door to Asylum – Cerberus Millenia (Amputated Vein) [Technical Brutal Death Metal ] 8/12/14
Listen to “Auroral Plasmagenesis” 

Blackwitch Pudding – Covered in Pudding Vol. 1 (Independent) [Stoner/Doom] 8/12/14
Stream 

Cerebus – Hallelujah (Total Deathcore) [Flushcore] 8/15/14
Listen to “Seek”

Crown of Asteria – Sol (Le Crépuscule du Soir/Tridroid) [Folk/Black Metal] 8/11/14
Stream

Crepuscle – Draconian Winter (Independent) [Symphonic Death Metal] 8/12/14l
Stream 

Diskord – Oscillations (Hellthrasher/Australopithecus) [Progressive Death Metal] 8/15/14
Listen to “Horrid Engine,” “Lethargic Regression”  

Dorsal Atlantica – Depois Do Fim (After the End) (compilation- AreaDeath) [Thrash] 8/11/14

Evil United – Honored by Fire (MVD Entertainment Group) [Thrash] 8/12/14
Listen to “Dead Can See” 

Freedom & Pain – Freedom & Pain (Independent) [Heavy Metal] 8/10/14
Stream

Funeral Horse – Sinister Rites of the Master (Artificial Head) [Stoner/Doom] 8/11/14
Listen to “Until the Last Nation Falls”

Funerary – Starless Aeon (Midnite Collective) [Doom] 8/12/14
Stream

Grifter – The Return of the Bearded Brethren (Ripple/Catacomb) [Rock] 8/12/14
Listen to “Princess Leia” 

J.B.O. – Nur Die Besten Werden Alt (Megapress) [Heavy Metal] 8/15/14
Listen to “Vier Finger für ein Halleluja”

Khthoniik Cerviiks – Heptaedrone (Iron Bonehead) [Blackened Death Metal] 8/15/14
Listen to “The Grand Sidereal Swindle” 

Lachrimatory – Transient (Solitude) [Death/Doom] 8/11/14
Listen to “Solitude” 

Monsterworks – Overhaul (Eat Lead and Die) [Metalcore/Heavy Metal] 8/12/14
Listen to “Penultimate” 

Nicolas Waldo – Master of the Universe (Lion Music) [Neoclassical Instrumental] 8/15/14
Teaser 

Nostalgie Depression – Lamentos de la Tierra Lugubre (Depressive Illusions) [Black Metal/Blackgaze] 8/10/14

The Paramedic – Diary of My Demons (Bullet Tooth) [Metalcore] 8/12/14
Listen to “Who I’ve Become” 

Protestant – In Thy Name (European release – Halo of Flies/Throatruiner) [Black Metal] 8/15/14
Stream 

Rabbits – Untoward (Lamb Unlimited) [Punk/Sludge] 8/12/14
Listen to “Pack Up Your Shit” 

Rogues – World Beater (Independent) [Metalcore] 8/14/14
Listen to “The Degenerative Process” 

Sawhill Sacrifice – Weri Ioca Waluo (Violent Journey) [Black Metal] 8/15/14
Stream 

Sleep White Winter – Sleep White Winter (Independent) [Post-Black Metal] 8/15/14
Listen to “Bereavement,” “Trapped in a Memory” 

Stormhold – The Lost World (Metal Scrap) [Melodic Death Metal] 8/14/14
Listen to “Eyes in the Eyes,” “The History Pages” 

Twilightfall – The Energy of Soul (Svarga) [Melodic Death Metal] 8/11/14
Stream 

Twitching Tongues – World War Live (Closed Casket Activities) [Hardcore] 8/12/14
Stream 

Unisonic – Light of Dawn (NA release – earMusic/Edel) [Heavy Metal] 8/12/14
Listen to “Exceptional”

Upon a Burning Body (Sumerian) [Flushcore] 8/12/14
Listen to “Blood, Sweat and Tears” 

We All Die (Laughing) – Tentoonstelling (Kaotoxin) [Avant-Garde Progressive Metal] 8/12/14

Zenobia – Forever (Yarhibol) [Power Metal] 8/12/14
Teaser

 

(Photos VIA and VIA)

  • W.

    SMOHLG played every character in Magic Mike. #SMOHLGFax

    • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

      SMOHLG is every member of MANOWAR, all at once. #SMOHLGFax

    • Fabio called SMOHLG begging for tips. #SMOHLGFax

    • Stockhausen

      Make-A-Wish is back logged with requests to gaze upon SMOHLG.
      #SMOHLGFax

  • Bözlinger©

    Gonna take a while to get through these….*rolls*

    • Dëpütÿ Dïpshït

      Rolls coal?

  • Negrodamus

    PALLBEARER IS STREAMING. PALLBEARER IS STREAMING. PALLBEARER IS STREAMING.

    • Joe’s all “we know Negro!”… what a dick.

      • Negrodamus

        Was he… playing the race card?!?!

        • oops, i mean when he provided the TovH article about your streaming album he was saying “c’mon Negro, we covered this already!”
          that’s what i meant. sorry, i’m sober.

          • Negrodamus

            Lol, I know I don’t think he was actually being a jerk or playing the race card! He’s just vigilantly promoting articles on this killer website.

          • he was doing both. because Joe isn’t the good guy he pretend to be.

          • W.

            He’s the hero we need.

    • Kevin Nash and Friends

      There was not enough Undertaker references in that album. i had Bret Hart listen to it and he was unimpressed for the same reason I was as well as the fact that they didn’t even mention Kane or their namesake once. He gave it 4 out of 10.

      • KJM

        You were able to get in the ring last night without tearing a quad! Congrats!

        • Kevin Nash and Friends

          Thank god for that. If I tore my quad again, I’d be very mad.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        …..

        • Kevin Nash and Friends

          Have you seen the Ultimate Warrior roast Zakk Wylde? Here it is. Also, here’s a funny story from WCW about Hogan. Hogan’s favorite alcoholic beverage was Zima. Thing is, he didn’t want to admit it because it was a womanly drink. So, being reasonable we had Scott Hall go out with Hogan to a bar and had Scott report to us the next day about what Hogan drank. The next day comes around and Scott barged in, drunk as usual. I ask “Scott, do you have an answer to what Hogan’s favorite alcoholic beverage is?” He says verbatim, “Hogan’s favorite drink is Zima, as well as mine.” We always ribbed on Hogan and Scott after that for liking a beverage for women. Sadly, Zima was discontinued back in 2008 so Hogan and Scott had to switch over to Smirnoff Ice.

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zima

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=369bw0YT0Bw

        • Kevin Nash and Friends

          That is a cool photo. Here’s a story from WCW. Hogan’s favorite alcoholic beverage was Zima, and has since become Smirnoff Ice because Zima was discontinued in 2008.

  • Tyree

    Alright alright alright for Funerary, Lachrimatory, and Khthoniik Cerviiks. Spending money today.

  • Randall Thor
    • Spear

      8/1 EU release, 8/4 UK release, 8/12 NA release. I’ve discovered that Metal Archives has some grossly inaccurate release dates listed (I found several that were a couple years off as I was searching for releases this week).

      • Kazz

        They have a new thing where they list all the different versions of albums now. The ones that were years off were probably reissues.

        • Spear

          Could be. It would be nice if they said so, though.

  • TrickleDownTacoRiff

    OMG i can comment from my phone! Well done sirs!!!!!

    • IKR now we can be even lazier at work!

    • i can’t speak for the other bros, but i missed ya Taco!!

      • TrickleDownTacoRiff

        Thanks JJM!! Straight up bruh…its good to be back. Missed you broughams too!

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          ……

          • TrickleDownTacoRiff

            u 2 bro! hey did
            u see my playboy response to u in one of of your pallbearer post comments?

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            will check now.

    • Det. Flushin Bohl

      There he is! m/

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    We All Die (Laughing)’s last album was pretty interesting, anyone check out the new release yet? I won’t be able to for a few hours.

  • Tyree

    Damn, Khthoniik Cerviiks album is not released until August 15th. 3 more days 3 more days.

  • Randall Thor

    How many bands have named their album “Malleus Maleficarum” now?

    • Howard Dean
      • Byah! take that!

      • Randall Thor

        15 if you include todays? Because they use ‘v’ instead of ‘u’ for extra kvlt.

        • Howard Dean

          Trvth.

          • Mother Shabubu III

            The trvth? Yov want the trvth? Yov can’t handle the trvth!

            BAH! Yov? No trvth-handler yov!

            I deride yovr trvth handling abilities!

          • KJM

            Only the Trve Detective can handle it.

          • Mother Shabubu III

            The trvth will set yov free!

            PS: this chain of idiotic piffle is endorsed by Trvth drvms.

        • Spear

          You got it backwards- the album title is Mallevs Maleficarvm, the band is Atropina. Still overused as hell, though.

  • Pagliacci is Kvlt

    The Autumn League’s album cover art has the ingredients I need (which include but are not limited to: trees, fog, mountains, water) to make it an instant listen. I’m digging it so far. The blend of clean and harsh vocals is refreshing.

    • Negrodamus

      It can be tremendous when that is done well.

      • Det. Flushin Bohl

        My feelings when listening through a second time, Opeth and Dream Theater kind of hit me at the same time, though I can definitely pick out quite a few other bands their sound triggered. This was an extremely refreshing listen and the hour+ run-time went by fast.

        • W.

          I hate to say it, but most Christian metal isn’t very good. This, however, rules.

          • Det. Flushin Bohl

            Yea, the only other Christian band I rock out (that I know of) is August Burns Red.

          • W.

            I like Living Sacrifice and Extol. Slechtvalk are pretty cool too.

          • Det. Flushin Bohl

            Totally forgot about Extol, the rest I’d need to check out.

          • W.

            Also, I really liked the Chariot’s final album.

          • Det. Flushin Bohl

            The Chariot’s final album is ridiculous. I still crank that up. See, I don’t even realize it. 🙂

          • W.

            Well, I can’t blame you. Most Christian metal is totally flushable stuff like The Word Alive.

          • Scrimm

            The newest Extol is great.

          • Consigned!

          • Det. Flushin Bohl

            I recall God doing a guest article a while ago on Christian metal/hardcore bands, I think at that other place? If not, then I must be tripping out again, but might be a cool one to revisit.

          • Scrimm

            There’s a lot more good ones than there used to be. I like all the ones you mentioned, I also like several others like Vials of Wrath, Blood Thirsty and Broken Flesh.

          • W.

            Ooh, haven’t heard those. Will need to check.

          • Scrimm

            This one’s pretty brutal, has some great riffs. Plus the Jon Zig cover makes it worth it if nothing else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stp2K9PYu64&list=PLCVbJL4eZArpo_rhKGPYVDNcFmt7HJU7t&index=8

          • Zao is pretty hard.

          • W.

            Zao is interesting because none of their original members are still around.

          • weird!

          • Becoming the Archetype is an odd one, completely hit or miss. i can’t get through a full album by them, but i love a handful of the songs.

          • Scrimm

            Same for me.

          • Howard Dean

            One day I rocked out to Christian and straightedge hardcore for like 14 continuous hours whilst fasting and making prayers.

            Nawt.

            http://afatbanker12.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/garth2x.jpg

    • Poop Mango

      It’s pretty good from what I’ve listened to so far but I don’t know about this price.

      • whoa, it comes out to $13.90 USD (rage face of guy spitting out cereal)
        since they’re christian, i could see paying $7.77 but…

    • once again, you’ve all helped me discover amazing music. how much of this pure gold would have went unnoticed if we hadn’t joined the almighty toilet?!?!

      • Det. Flushin Bohl

        777 trve g0d h0lin3$$!

    • Det. Flushin Bohl

      Sucker for that album art, gave me a Woods of Ypres vibe.

  • dang @disqus_kqxyUNPxty:disqus , that Dying Out Flame just made sweet, respectful love to my earballs!

    • W.

      That one was Spear’s rec!

  • Scrimm

    Another light week. It’s a good thing the records store by my place still has a lot I want.

  • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

    is it a site thing, or my Firefox settings that don’t open a new window when I click a link here, that takes me away from Toilet to new page?

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      I think there’s a way to make the the site do it for you, but just hold ctrl when you click links from now on.

      • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

        that means I need to take my other hand out of my pants.

  • Lol’d at “Dorsal Atlantica” for some reason.

    • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

      Echo the Dolphin 4: Dorsal Atlantica

  • Howard Dean

    So while many at the toilet have feverishly beat their dicks raw over the new Pallbearer album streams, ol’ Howie has been sitting at his desk, checking his email, waiting for the update from Dark Descent Records that says “We have shipped your CD copy of Bolzer’s new album, ‘Soma’.” It probably won’t ship this week, and it may only be an EP, but it’s at the top of my list, lifelovers, so back the fuck off! Can’t wait to get mah paws on it. Byyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    • It’s like Christmas!

      • Howard Dean

        Indeed. And to hold me over, I have a nice little copy of Weapon’s “From the Devil’s Tomb” arriving in the mail today to hold me over. All the goats in New Zealand couldn’t sate my sacrificial blood lust right now! Byah!

        • wow! that Weapon album sure is a winner. then you also need to pick up Embers and Revelations (if you haven’t already)

          • Howard Dean

            I haz it. It’s real good. For realz. A little Weapon discography completion does a happy Howard Dean make.

          • SMOHLG

            Second this.

    • Scrimm

      Dark descent is awesome.

    • Xan

      That Bolzer EP is majestic. It was an instant purchase for me.

    • SMOHLG

      Bölzer fucking rules.

    • Fromwisdomtohate29

      I’ve heard it already. It’s pretty friggin epic.

  • Sponge Of Mystery

    that Khthoniik Cerviiks album is impossible to find

  • Kazz

    Diskord is awesome weird/old school tech death. The full album is streaming at the site linked above. Everybody go listen to them.

  • Cock of Steele

    Dying out of Flame reminds of of Alchemist for some odd reason.

  • geddy

    HEY…FAR OUT! Tuesday night again….MOVIE NIGHT! This week, I present:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m0NqxXZRcM
    And what the fuck, eh? Let’s do a double feature!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJXXbzqfYZI

    Enjoy fuckers!

    • crazytaco_12

      I’ve been looking for a copy of Near Dark, gotta see that movie. Reminded me of a total piece of shit movie called “Near Death”, totally worth the watch if you want a good laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb5M_w9ywXc

      • geddy

        Have not watched this near death you offer me. If it sucks really bad, I shall become very very very angry with you!

        Yeah – Near Dark rocks ass completely. Cheers.

        • crazytaco_12

          Oh no dude, make no mistake, this movie is fucking horrible, but it has some of the funniest death scenes known to man in this movie (the above one is definitely not the funniest)

      • Kevin Nash and Friends

        I have that on DVD. I like They Live more.

        • crazytaco_12

          They Live has a great plot and is a decent movie, but holy shit those unnecessary fight scenes though (who the fuck fights their friend to put on sunglasses?). That’s one of the few movies in existence I wouldn’t mind being remade.

          • Kevin Nash and Friends

            I loved the fight scene that dragged on for what felt like forever.

          • Scrimm

            That’s my favorite fight scene ever.

  • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

    a classic

  • Fromwisdomtohate29

    I appreciate you putting the genre under each band unlike that other site so we can get an idea of what we’re listening to.

    Dying Out Flame is good. Not as good as Rudra, but good.

    Also, lol @ flushcore.

  • geddy