This Toilet Tuesday (8/1/2017)

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Welcome once more to This Toilet Tuesday, your weekly music backlog generator. Hans and I had to fight our way through a colony of sewer-dwelling troglodytes to bring you the goods this week, but we have returned triumphantly. There was a lot of shit to wade through, but we found our haul. Jam these new releases and let us know if we missed anything we should know about.


Bonehunter – Sexual Panic Human Machine (Hells Headbangers) [Black Thrash]
Bear Penis

While I can neither explain that album title nor that cover, what I can tell you is that Bonehunter play some hella fun punk-infused black metal. The first of the two available tracks is already pretty nice, setting the stage with a little intro before embarking on a d-beat romp, but “Digital Evil“ blows it out of the water easily. I love the riffs, I love how nimble the song feels, and perhaps most of all, I love that extremely well-done robo voice in the chorus. Maaaybe Bonehunter could benefit from trimming their songs a little, but as it is, I’m still looking forward to this one a lot. FFO: Saccage, Black Monolith, wolfman dongs 17/8/4 (Hans)


Putrid Offal – Anatomy (Xenokorp) [Deathgrind]
Listen to “Anatomy”

Another week, another deathgrind release. This time it’s veterans Putrid Offal serving up a mix of grind and old school death metal. On the one track on offer, the grind manifests itself in chaotic bursts of energy and buzzsaw riffs being played somewhat faster than what you might be used to. The overall sound and the vocals, however, firmly root everything in death metal. This makes for a dynamic mix that manages to go through several tempos in under three minutes. If you fell like some of the OSDM revival bands could do with a healthy caffeine injection now and then, this one is for you. 17/8/4 (Hans)


Gravesite – Neverending Trail of Skulls (Xtreem Music) [Death Metal]
Stream

On first listen, Gravesite went instantly from a name I barely knew to my most anticipated release of the week. They don’t do anything new or even particularly special in the world of OSDM; they just do everything exactly right. Every riff is on point, the drums are fantastic, and the solos offer up some awesome Carcass-style shred. What it might lack in innovation it makes up entirely in every other respect. Don’t skip this one. 8/1/17 (Spear)


Accept – The Rise of Chaos (Nuclear Blast Records) [Heavy/Speed Metal]
Listen to “The Rise of Chaos”

Adzalaan – Adzalaan (Vrasubatlat) [Black Metal]

Apparatus – Cthulhu II (Independent) [Blackened Death Metal]
Stream

Battalions – Moonburn (Independent) [Sludge/Doom]
Listen to “Amazonian Woman”

Bloodnut – St. Ranga (Independent) [Stoner Doom]
Listen to “Burning Bush”

Crossfaith – Freedom (UNFD) [Metalcore]
Listen to “Diavolos”

Daemon Rising – When the Light Fades (Independent) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Whore,” “Funeral Pyre”

Dark Avenger – The Beloved Bones: Hell (Independent) [Power Metal]
Listen to “The Beloved Bones”

Demonshire – Chapter I: Rising (Independent) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Unite the Clans”

Desecrator of Evil – 666 Thrones (Independent) [Black Metal]

Deny The Urge – As Darkness Falls (GUC) [Death Metal]
Listen to “As Darkness Falls”

Egisöd – As the Sun Died in the Arms of the Night (Independent) [Black Metal]
Stream

Ember Sea – How to Tame a Heart (7hard Records) [Gothic Metal]
Listen to “To Atlantis”

Eshtadur – Mother Gray (Bleeding Music Records) [Blackened Death Metal]
Listen to “Belong to Nowhere”

From the Hellmouth/Mutilatred – From the Hellmouth/Mutilatred (split- Redefining Darkness Records) [Death Metal]
Listen

Immortal Sÿnn – Machine Men (Independent) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Strength!” “Blind Soul”

Incursed – The Slavic Covenant (Independent) [Folk Metal]

Kavrila – Blight (Independent) [Sludge]
Listen to “Lungs,” “Abandon”

Marty Friedman – Wall of Sound (Prosthetic Records) [Instrumental Prog Metal]
Listen to “Self Pollution,” “Whiteworm,” “Miracle”

Mordenial – The Plague (Black Lion Records) [Melodeath]
Listen to “The Plague,” “Daylight is Gone,” “No Empathy”

Mortt – Transendensi (Cvlminis) [DSBM]
Stream

MRTVI – Negative Atonal Dissonance (Independent) [Skronky Black Metal]
Listen

Nethermancy – Magick Halls of Ascension (Hellprod Records) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Lilith,” “Sons of The Fallen Angel”

Nuclear Warfare – Empowered by Hate (MDD Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “Let the Hate Reign”

Paganizer – Land of Weeping Souls (Transcending Obscurity) [Death Metal]
Stream (mostly)

Power Crue – Excileosis (Metal Breed Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Believe”

Psynonemous – Evolve (Independent) [Progressive Melodeath]
Listen to “The Ninth Empire”

Quiet Riot – Road Rage (Frontiers Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Freak Flag”

Seven Spires – Solveig (Independent) [Symphonic… everything]
Listen to “The Cabaret of Dreams,” “The Paradox”

The Shadeless Emperor – Ashbled Shores (Wormholedeath) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Too Far Gone,” “Sullen Guard”

Taggarik – Harbingers of Hatred (Eternal Death) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Witch’s Jar”

Thor – Beyond the Pain Barrier (Cleopatra Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “The Calling”

Thunderstick – Something Wicked This Way Comes (Independent) [Heavy Metal]
Stream

Toxik – Breaking Class (Independent) [Thrash]
Listen to “Stand Up”

Utzalu – The Loins of Repentance (Vrasubatlat) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Bloodied Gowns on Cringed Worms”

Wacht – Korona (Independent) [Black Metal]
Stream

Warbeast – Enter the Arena (Housecore Records) [Thrash]

Wild Witch – The Offering (Arthorium Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Heavy Metal Inferno,” “Night Rulers”

Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!

(Images VIA, VIA, VIA)

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Ayyyyyyyyyee

  • Bert Banana

    With a cover like that…I feel so stupid passing on Bonehunter

    • Hans

      If it’s any consolation, I feel stupid wasting so many words when two would clearly have sufficed.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Dead Cross

    • Cannot wait for Friday

      • did you catch there’s a full stream on youtube?

        • I did not, but I should check that because the Soundcloud on Noisey does not function as usual.

  • Spear

    That Gravesite stream went up as I was writing the article. Haven’t had a chance to listen to it all yet, but the first two songs were nuts.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Yay, Accept and Toxik!

  • Howard Dean

    When that Bonehunter enters your soul and you climb on stage. #fatality

    https://i.imgflip.com/1teg0m.gif

  • y’all know I’m all about that
    Brutal
    Ear-shattering
    Assaulting
    Riffs
    Driving
    Ignorant
    Crushing
    Kvltery

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      That is a big bear dick on that album cover. I’m not into that sort of thing but I’m sure someone is.

      • Bert Banana

        You’re like the only one not into that sort of thing

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Why would I be? I like women, not bears.

          • Bert Banana

            Women are soooooooooo 2000 and late

          • Howard Dean
          • Bert Banana

            Can’t wait to fuck that

          • so flippin’ cute, tbh

          • Howard Dean

            Truth. It’s a big ol’ kitty at heart. Just with enhanced death-giving abilities.

          • bet i could whisper to that big ole’ kitteh, get it to cuddle with me

          • Howard Dean

            It’s pretty funny to think that our house cats are basically just miniature versions of these massive death-dealers. Sometimes I watch my cat stalk around the house and yard and think “if you were like 5-times your current size, you’d totally try to kill me.”

          • drug_genosh

            “if you were like 5-times your current size, you’d kill me.”
            fixed, no doubt

          • KJM, Anla’Shok

            cats = nature’s perfect predator

    • “I only care about the riffs, man…”.

  • Pagliacci is Kvlt
    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I wonder what the Country Bear Jamboree thinks of this pressing issue in the bear community.

      • drug_genosh

        I cant imagine they’d be hard-pressed to bear the brunt of this unbearable pressing

  • Count_Breznak

    So a Green and Purple cover is Techdeath iff there aren’t any Bearboners.

  • Gravesite and Accept. I support.

  • Depechemodeisgangsta

    So many thoughts about that Bonehunter cover, is that a bear, a wolf, a ManBearPig?
    Is he the hunter? or is he being hunted?

    • I know, right? Surprisingly thought-provoking for a cover with such a big dick on it.

      • Depechemodeisgangsta

        Yea the dick doesn’t crack the “Top 10” of what the hell is going on?

    • Hans

      Who knows, man. That dissected alien looks like he’s down for whatever though. Let’s be more like him.

  • Señor Jefe El Rossover

    ACCEPT AND THOR! ACCEPT AND THOR!
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    ACCEPT AND THOR! ACCEPT AND THOR!

  • A NEVERENDING trail of skulls? Goddamn, I want to go there. I’ve been wanting a skull for my fireplace mantel for years but ebay doesn’t have any real ones right now and when they do they’re like $1500 and not in the best condition because they were used in like old medical schools back in like the 60s. A freebie would be nice.

    • drug_genosh

      a free skull? sounds like skullduggery to me!

  • OldMetalHead

    New Septicflesh is supposed to be out today.
    http://septicflesh.bandcamp.com/album/codex-omega

  • SomeGuyDude

    You ALMOST got a good date format in the URL for these things. Finally using the 4 digit year at least.

    Still, it should be formatted as YYYYMMDD just so it’ll sort properly.