This Toilet Tuesday (7/21/15)

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Welcome to another This Toilet Tuesday, dear followers of the flush. The summer months have seen a steady flow of all kinds of new music, and it shows no sign of slowing down anytime soon! Best prepare a funeral pyre for your wallet now; the music waits below, and it will show no mercy.


deathrite

Deathrite – Revelation of Chaos (Prosthetic Records) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Circle of Destruction”

Prosthetic are 2 for 2 this summer with killer OSDM. Gutter Instinct brought you anarchic riffs, and now Deathrite are ready to hammer you with some hard-rocking death metal. “Toxic Hammer” sounds like Obituary back when they had a pulse. The riffs are tight. The leads are caustic. The drums tastefully shift from a standard plod to a full-blown rampage near the end of the song. Trust me when I say the rest of the album is just as killer. You’re headbanging. FFO: Autopsy, Pestilence, Asphyx (W.)

If ye ever wondered what’d Entombed sound like if they were a punk band, you dreamt of Deathrite. A little bit of grind/HC a’la Trap Them, some Sunlight-sounds and a lot of Swedeath is the recipe they build on.  It’s simple but it works, or more likely – it works because it’s simple. (Karhu)


indesinence

Indesinence – III (Profound Lore Records) [Doom]
Listen

If you like plodding and ponderous metal, III, the new offering from death and doom stalwarts Indesinence is now streaming for your aural pleasure. The album takes a couple tracks to really get going, but if you have the patience to wait it out, you’ll be rewarded with some excellent slow jams loaded with psychedelic passages and seismic grooves. Indesinence can bring the riffs too! What really ties this album together for me, though, are the urgent, almost manic vocals at parts. If this sort of music appeals to you, stick with it to album highlight “Mountains of Mind/Five Years Ahead (Of My Time).” FFO: Evoken, Disembowelment, Ophis (W.)


sadistic ritual

Sadistic Ritual – Edge of the Knife (Unspeakable Axe) [Thrash]
Listen to “Merciless Retribution,” “Edge of the Knife”

Not to be confused with New York’s defunct Sadistik Ritual, who were too cool for school with their Mortal Kombat spelling, this Sadistic Ritual is dropping a new EP full of thrashing righteousness. Honestly it’s probably the best Kreator record you’ll hear all year, making easily worth the $5 price of admission. Skip lunch today and pick this motherjammer up, lest ye be filled with the most denim kind of regret. (Leif Bearikson)


symphxunderworld

Symphony X – Underworld (Nuclear Blast) [Power Prog]
Listen to “Nevermore,” “Without You”

Based on what I’ve read, I think I’m one of about five people who actually preferred Symphony X’s Paradise Lost to Iconoclast, so I was initially disappointed when I first heard “Nevermore.” It sounds like a lost track from the latter, from the frantic noodly riffing to the guitar tone itself. After repeated listens, however, it’s started to grow on me. The solo has a lot more character than anything on Iconoclast and I dig the contrast between the chorus riff and the simplicity of the instruments surrounding it. I look forward to seeing what the rest of the album has in store. Except “Without You;” that song can go flush itself. (Spear)


Alustrium – A Tunnel to Eden (Independent) [Tech Death]
Listen to “A Tunnel to Eden,” “Slackjaw”

Anfel – Icy World (Crysella Records) [lolbuttz]
Listen to “My Truth and its Gist”

Armonight – Who We Really Are (Heart of Steel) [Rock]
Listen to “Gypsy Girl”

Besieged – Besieged (Independent) [Thrash]

Black Space Riders – Refugeeum (Black Space/Cargo Records) [Space Rock]
Listen to “Run to the Plains”

Blasphemic Cruelty – Crucible of the Infernum (Hell’s Headbangers) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Icons of Revolt”

Darktribe – The Modern Age (Scarlet Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “A Last Will”

Gloam – Hex of Nine Heads (Caligari Records) [Black Metal]
Stream

Goat Torment – Sermons to Death (Amor Fati Productions) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Bones Aligned”

Gus G. – Brand New Revolution (Century Media) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Burn”

Hell’s Guardian – Ex Adversis Resurgo (Record Union) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Ex Adversis Resurgo”

Hope Drone – Cloak of Ash (Relapse Records) [Black Metal]
Stream

Jackdevil – Evil Strikes Again (Urubuz Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “Devil Awaits”

Kronos – Arisen New Era (Unique Leader Records) [Tech Death]
Listen to “Klymenos Underwrath”

Lamb of God – VII: Sturm Und Drang (Sony Music Entertainment) [Groove Metal]
Listen to “Still Echoes”

Maranatha – Filth (New American Records) [Sludge/Hardcore]
Listen to “Heroes,” “Patriarch,” “Numb”

Mephistopheles – Devils on Metal Revitalized (Supersessions) [Thrash/Heavy Metal]

Midvinterblot – Gryning (Independent) [Folk Metal]
Preview

Nagmah – Hada Perdida (WOA International) [Heavy Metal]

One Master – Reclusive Blasphemy (Eternal Death) [Black Metal]
Listen to “A Cursed and Dismal Mind”

The Order of Chaos – Apocalypse Moon (Killer Metal Records) [Melodic Metal]
Listen to “Apocalypse Moon”

Orpheus Omega – Partum Veta Mortem (Kolony Records) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Karma Favours the Weak”

Prisoner – See the Scars (Slaney Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “The Beast in the Mirror”

Prowler – From the Shadows (Slaney Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “ROTLD,” “Pet Sematary”

The Sickening – Sickness Unfold (Xtreem Music) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Fixed on Killing”

Sleep Terror – Unihemispheria (Independent) [Instrumental Progressive/Tech]
Stream

Trapped Within Burning Machinery – The Filth Element (Midnite Collective/Black Voodoo Records) [Sludge]
Listen to “Diva Plavalagun”

Trials – This Ruined World (Independent) [Death/Thrash]
Listen to “Truth Defiled”

Vardis – 200 MPH (Hoplite Records) [Heavy Metal]

Voin Grim – Mysteries That Thy Old Trees Keep.. Timeless (Cvlminis) [Black Metal]

Yellowtooth – Crushed by the Wheels of Progress (Orchestrated Misery Recordings) [Sludge/Doom]
Listen to “Manifesto”

Zandelle – Perseverance (Pure Steel Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “Unending Fortitude”

Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!

(Images VIA, VIA, VIA, and VIA)

  • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer
  • Void Dweller
    • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

      Well how can anyone not like Thin Lizzy?

      • Void Dweller

        Yeah, I did go a little obvious, didn’t I? Oh well, in a Lizzy mood.

        • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

          It happens. I’ve been in a depressive black metal mood today. Hail rain and bleakness.

      • Tapir might not, but that’s all i can think of

      • more beer

        They can`t!

  • Bozamole Jim

    >mfw no disgusting intro

    http://i.imgur.com/p1573FP.gif

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      Write your own.

      • Bozamole Jim

        Fine!

        It’s late at night. You have to poop, and that poop won’t let you sleep. You go to the toilet, but the toilet is actually a Sarlacc, so you can’t poop there because it’s a Sarlacc. So you do the awkward waddle you have to do to keep your poop in your butthole, even though it’s prairie dogging like a motherfucker in your pants. Your underwear is probably never going to be the same, because of all the poop that keeps popping in and out and touching it. You make your way to the second bathroom, but your roommate is in there, so you can’t poop. Then you realize that you’re just dreaming, so you relax and let the poop out, all over your hallway. What a good feeling, and you didn’t have to get eaten by a Sarlacc.

        Then you wake up and realize you pooped in your bed. lolololol how’d I do?

        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          You get a C.

          • Bozamole Jim

            DAMMIT

        • I’m sorry, Guac…you are the weakest link.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s-NxLb4OuI

        • Void Dweller

          Wear a god damn diaper and shit your pants like a man.

          • Bozamole Jim

            That might be my favourite comment ever.

          • Void Dweller

            Thine poop truth shall set you free.

          • Only fecal matter is real.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            That goes against everything this site stands for.

          • Void Dweller

            Yeah, pretty much. This is a no pants shitting like a man site.

          • more beer

            That should be part of your daily routine. No matter where you are.

          • Void Dweller

            Shitting my pants is more real than Jesus.

          • more beer

            Pretty much everything is more real than Jesus.

          • Void Dweller

            My co-pilot is shitting my pants like a god damn man.

          • more beer

            So the 2 of you are sharing a pair of pants?

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            Say, “You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole… back and forth… forever.”

          • more beer

            I`m from the school of you don`t share your poop with another man`s ass.

          • Void Dweller

            So…….

          • more beer

            So…… You have fun!

          • Void Dweller

            Damn it, I hate shitting without a friend.

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            I’d like to sink your battle ship.

          • more beer

            Battle Shit!

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            That’s how it goes. Correction. “Battle shit”.

          • Void Dweller

            B7.

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra
          • more beer

            You sound like you have an interesting day ahead of you. Enjoy.

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra
          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            That gives me another idea for my American Apparel TovH t-shirt selfie.

          • OldMetalHead

            Is it an optical illusion, or is the white girl’s booty bigger than the black girl’s? Another stereotype proven wrong 😉

          • john

            “Ass-to-Ass.”

          • KJM

            However I believe doctors have been solving GI ailments with fecal transplants in recent years, as nasty as that sounds.

          • more beer

            But none of this conversation was medical.

          • Void Dweller

            I suppose, now that you mention it. Who doesn’t like shitting with a friend.

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra
          • more beer

            As is everyone else.

          • CT-12
          • Le Tapir The Based

            Except Finland.

          • more beer

            I don`t know if that is an acceptable answer! Keep your ass and what comes out of it to yourself!

          • KJM

            This bowl of sour diesel and hash I’m smoking is far more real than Jesus.

          • more beer

            Fuck yes. Funny I smoked some double diesel before I left for work.

          • KJM

            Nothing for me to do today, thank goodness.

          • more beer

            I stay stoned and handle my life. I got blazed went to work and made my round trip airfare to California Death Fest in October. All in all a good day.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Seconded

          • more beer

            How could you not?

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Agreed. Punish the porcelain or GTFO.

        • Spear

          That sounds dumb enough to be something I’d write.

          • Bozamole Jim

            Except your intros resonate with loving care and mine resonates with bullshit.

        • +1,000,000 for Sarlacc reference

        • CT-12

          *As written by Butters Stotch*
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdzSN6Zc2Zw

  • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

    Sadistic Ritual fucking destroys!

    http://i.giphy.com/BrxRyUp0WSSZO.gif

  • DCLXVI

    THIS SLAYS

  • The Fish Boz

    The fuck you mean “skip lunch today”?

  • I have Deathrite, Sadistic Ritual, Indesinence, Lamb of God, Symphony X and The Order of Chaos in queue.

    Thanks for ruining my ears with constant rambo banging, guys. Love ya!

    • DCLXVI

      m/

    • The Fish Boz

      That Vallendusk album you posted on FB is pretty good.

      • Yeah, it was spammed by Stanley and Tyree, I had to check it out 🙂

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    That Symphony X sounds exactly like a great Symphony X album should. Except there’s nothing’s good.

    • The Fish Boz

      Never heard them b4. Will not hear them today.

      I need to stop dicking around here and move on with my laif.

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        You seem to be on the verge of making the worst decision of your life.
        Stopping dicking around here that is.

    • Spear

      The nonsensical lyrics are getting really old.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Indesinence sounds very jammable. Don’t know how many times I’ll want to listen to an album that takes half it’s tracks to get a proper start.

  • Oprheus Omega have some good chops. Is still modern melodeath but with a more dark approach than the ‘bright’ it’s the genre used to.

    FFO: Mors Principium Est, Soilwork.

  • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

    This came out today too. Some thrashy death metal from Switzerland. Been jamming this morning actually.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_2YmAEFJY

    https://folklorrecords.bandcamp.com/album/sthetics-of-perversions

    • KJM

      So, I was doing computer work for my friend in Lowell yesterday and Nate from Anal Cunt showed up to get hash from my buddy’s connection. He was nice enough to give me a lift to the commuter rail station as well. It just occurs to me now that you’d find this somewhat interesting.

      • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

        Awesome! Any Anal Cunt news is good news.

      • Is Lowell as depressing as it seems in that meth documentary?

        • KJM

          I didn’t see the doc, but Lowell is coming up from where it used to be in the past. More businesses are taking chances there and it has it’s own little scene as far as shows go. It’s nowhere near as bad as say, Lawrence or Fall River.

          However, I have to admit that if my friend didn’t live there I would have no true reason to go to Lowell.

          • I studied in Lowell and worked in Fall River; truly shitty cities.

          • KJM

            Lowell’s getting a bit better, Fall River isn’t.

          • Haven’t been to Lowell in thirteen years; Fall River will always be a river of human excrement.

            Is New Bedford still a cesspool too?

          • KJM

            I’m sure it is, haven’t been there in a long time and I don’t know anybody who lives there.

      • more beer

        It`s funny how many people the old guys know. I ran in some pretty crazy circles and know a lot of people. I`ve mentioned a few here but only on rare occasions. we are pretty close in age and have been doing this for a long time. It`s almost impossible to not know some serious people on the scene.

  • RustyShackleford

    Sadistic Ritual definitely lives up to all the hype y’all have been giving it! Also Deathrite is some solid as fuck OSDM. I dig a lot of stuff from Symphony X but haven’t felt much from that one, might need another go. Now I’ll just sit here waiting for my Lamb Of God preorder…yep.

    http://www.emlii.com/images/article/2014/04/535540dab3c68.gif

  • Disgustache

    I got excited when I saw the Lamb of God in the pile up down at the bottom. I was a little bit nervous to stab the link when I saw (groove metal), and I clicked the video anyway. I soldiered on, and it was good for like… A minute. Randy Blythe must be getting older and making less brootal toonz since he’s a big shot author now.

    • OldMetalHead

      Don’t know if I agree with the Groove Metal moniker. I understand they’ve been called a Pantera derivative and have worked with Vinnie and all that, but most of their stuff seems so much more brutal. The reviews and this song make it sound like they certainly went softer this go round. Haven’t heard the rest yet, so I’ll reserve judgment.

      • Disgustache

        The older stuff is way nastier in comparison. I hope the new stuff is good!

      • Lacertilinger

        I feel that LoG has always had elements of groove and thrash combined with some deathy influence.

  • Maik Bozinton™

    There is something ugly on the vocals of Anfel. Ugh.
    It’s also too melodic.

    • KJM

      10 seconds I lasted, and that was painful.

      • Disgustache

        Sounds like the first time I had sex.

      • Maik Bozinton™

        I listened to all the 3 minutes of it, it sounds like a crappy version of Nightwish with death growls.

      • Suck Me While I Poo

        I kinda liked it, but it’s nothing to write home about. Sounds like a poor man’s Therion or Crematory.

  • RJA

    For anyone still buying CD’s: Forever Plagued Records has a 20% sale going on right now – they stock a lot of raw black metal and other filthy stuff, i.e graveland, demoncy, mutiilation and other. Know a couple of you might be interested.

  • Suck Me While I Poo

    You’re definitely not the only one who liked ‘Paradise Lost’ over ‘Iconoclast’! Wasn’t a bad CD, but………. it’s hard for me to put my finger on it (besides the corny lyrics), but something was missing.

  • Rob M

    Did anyone mention Besieged in the comments yet?…oh well…worth mentioning again no matter what because that band rocks

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7mtNs2N9FU

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      That’s quite the album art.

    • Phoenix of the House Tendies

      Unspeakable Axe is killing it this year.

    • Lacertilinger

      I bought the pre-order track when @simonphoenixking:disqus posted about them a while back. Last I checked it was only a 2 track release right?

      • Rob M

        Yeah..its just a 7 inch vinyl release, so only two tracks

        • Lacertilinger

          need MOARRRR

  • Cunt Cunt

    yup, gunna have to invest in that Sadistic Ritual CD.

  • tertius_decimus

    Sleep Terror and Symphony X… yay!