This Toilet Tuesday (4/5/16)

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In an ancient city, under a blood moon, evil is stirring. The commoners have shut themselves in tight; none but the mad and the beasts roam the streets tonight. But far below that, beyond the mindless bloodshed and hideous cackles of the insane, something even more sinister lurks. Six witches gather in a place at the edge of a nightmare, chanting the words to a vile ritual. One of them raises a hand bell to the sky and rings it once. A sickening chime echoes through the air; a pulsing sphincter opens in the sky, fleshy and organic, black ichor oozing forth from it. The other five ring their own bells in unison, and the ritual is complete.

The hole in the sky becomes a tear, and the drip becomes a flood of blood and bile. Thousands of wretched screams fill the night sky as something peers forth from the opening. A heaving mass of human flesh and bone, corpse upon corpse haphazardly fused together, begins to slide out. The wailing intensifies as it catches, too big to fit through. Reality bends and warps at the fringes of the hole, then tears as the being forces its way out, collapsing to the ground in a rain of blood and afterbirth. It raises its thousand mouths and howls in rage and pain at the moon; the end of all things has come.

Behold the terrible beauty, the monstrosity that is This Toilet Tuesday.


zhrine

Zhrine – Unortheta (Season of Mist) [Black Metal]
Stream

Oh dissonant black/death, you make my heart (and dong) expand to previously unforeseen levels of gratitude and joy. How doth one count the ways, from swelling crescendos of disconcerting black metal atmosphere to abhorrently crushing death metal breakdowns. Shimmering leads and violent croaks abound, a mighty contrast guaranteed to titillate every sense, to quench every musical thirst. Forty minutes of pure audial bliss, leaving even the casual listener with a strong, unrelenting yearning for more. Deathspell, you may have started it, but I bring you Zhrine, for they are continuing it. 4/8/16 (Jom Pootersan)


zakk wylde

Zakk Wylde – Book of Shadows II (GETCHA) [PULL]
Listen to “Tears of December” 

You’ve had a rough day. Them trucks don’t just drive ’em selves down the interstate. You’ve flipped off so many ignant sonsabitches lately that you’ve got a goddamn bone creak in your knuckle. This is the third time you’ve told your asshole boss to walk on home this week. Maybe you’re still mad about Billy-Bob giving his Irish-wolfhound Taffy the front seat of his pick-up on the way back from the NRA monthly buy ‘n sell. And to make matters worse, that vomit stain on your 101 Proof Southern Chapter vest from Steve’s tainted moonshine just won’t fucken budge. There’s only one thing ya gon’ do when ya get back home, and it sure as hell ain’t gonna be takin’ no flak from the ol’ lady. You’re gonna go grab your signed Gibson buzzsaw and getcha pull on some Book Of Shadows II with your local berserkers to show some SDMF and GIFD while you bleed black. Yessiree. 4/8/16
FFO: Incorporating acronyms into every sentence, Drankin’, Unironic posting of edgy memes in cringey FB groups. (Lacertilian)


uada

Uada – Devoid of Light (Eisenwald) [Black Metal]
Stream

Though this black metal quartet are based out of Portland, Oregon, Uada hits with the force of a hundred blizzards of the far north. There’s not much you haven’t heard before in their sound, but make no mistake; Devoid of Light is a monster of an album. It barrels along at breakneck speeds, with only the occasional break for a dick-crushing riff or shredtastic guitar solo. The vocals range from a biting shriek to high-pitched howls; while I’m not usually a fan of the latter (they sound almost universally silly), I couldn’t help but take them seriously in this context. Uada have demanded my attention, and I find they’re deserving of it. 4/8/16 (Spear)


the devils of loudon

The Devils of Loudun – Enduring Creation (Independent) [Symphonic Death Metal]
Listen to “Cast the Stone”

Step 1: acquire Black Dahlia Murder. Step 2: add keyboards and a dash of tech. Step 3: call yourselves The Devils of Loudun. Obviously their base sound isn’t exactly the same as The Black Dahlia Murder- the vocalist has his own unique flavor and there are differences in the leads/drums- but it’s really damn close. Not that that’s a bad thing in my eyes; I was hooked the instant I hit play. This is excellent melodeath with a lot of motion and a symphonic flair. 4/8/16 (Spear)


geryon

Geryon – The Wound and the Bow (Profound Lore Records) [Experimental Death Metal]
Listen to “Silent Command,” “The Wound and the Bow”

If you missed Geryon’s self-titled debut from 2013, fix that now. This fascinating duo happens to be one half of Krallice; drummer Lev Weinstein and bassist/vocalist Nick McMaster do away with guitars entirely to lurch, twist, and plow their way through experimental death metal territory. Fans of their main band will appreciate that the overall vibe is good n’ Krallicey, especially in terms of Nick’s bass tone and the abstract, meandering song structure (both of which are reminiscent of Ygg hurr). I don’t mean to talk about this band strictly in terms Krallice, as Geryon certainly tread their own ground. Both musicians are free to explore the upper reaches of dissonant, off-kilter wizardry, and I get the distinct vibe that both players are having fun on the two streaming tracks. Pick it up and getcha weird on. 4/8/16 (Stockhausen)


Ihsahn – Arktis. (Candlelight Records) [Progressive Metal]
Listen to “Mass Darkness,” “Pressure,” “Celestial Violence”

I’m going to be honest with you: I haven’t loved any of Ihsahn’s solo albums. All the parts are there, but somehow the final packages have always left me feeling underwhelmed. Thankfully, I can’t say the same for the three tracks I’ve heard from Arktis. Ihsahn appears to be continuing his experimentation, but each of these tracks is a microcosm and unique style unto itself. “Mass Darkness” has an infectious exuberance almost punky in nature while “Celestial Violence” conveys a mournful sense of longing with a progressive flair (thanks in no small part to Leprous vocalist Einar Solberg). So far, Arktis is 3 for 3, and I can’t wait to hear what other curveballs Ihsahn has in store for us. FFO: Emperor, Leprous, Abbath. 4/8/16 (W.)


Palace of Worms – The Ladder (Broken Limbs Recordings) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Nightworld”

8-minute show-stopper “Nightworld” is a difficult beast to discuss. Palace of Worms (killer name, btw) are covering a lot of ground here, from more atmospheric black metal to rampaging sludge. There are even delicate choral decorations that give this track a bit of pomp and circumstance. Color me intrigued. FFO: Hivelords, Agalloch, Lord Almighty. 4/8/16 (W.)


3rd Machine – Quantified Self (Into the Limelight Records) [Industrial]
Listen to “Quantified Self”

Arkaik Excruciation – Cursed Blood of Doom (Duplicate Records) [Blackened Death Metal]
Stream

Blaze Out – Backlash (Blood Fire Death) [Groove Metal]
Listen to “Blind Snakes”

Bloodred – Nemesis (Independent) [Blackened Melodeath]
Listen to “The Hail-Storm”

Bloodthirst – Glorious Sinners (Pagan Records) [Thrash]
Stream

Bog of the Infidel – Asleep in the Arms of Suicide (Eternal Death) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Coils of the Noose”

Boss Keloid – Herb Your Enthusiasm (Black Bow Records) [Stoner/Doom]
Listen to “Lung Mountain”

Burning Hatred – Carnage (Vic Records) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Doomed City”

Clawhammer Abortion – Slaughter Campaign [Death Metal]
Listen to “You Must Burn”

Cretura – Fall of the Seventh Golden Star (Wormholedeath) [Blackened Symphonic Metal]
Preview

Cult of Luna/Julie Christmas – Mariner (collaboration- Indie Recordings) [Post-Metal]
Listen to “A Greater Call”

Death Fortress – Deathless March of the Unyielding (Fallen Empire Records) [Black Metal]
Stream

Desaster – The Oath of an Iron Ritual (Metal Blade Records) [This Painting Again]
Listen to “Damnatio Ad Bestias”

Distant Past – Rise of the Fallen (Pure Steel Records) [Heavy/Power Metal]
Preview

El Reno Renardo – Meriendacena con Satán (Maldito Records) [Heavy/Folk Metal]
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Eyes Front North – From Shape to Name (Argonauta Records) [Sludge/Post-Hardcore]
Listen to “Axis”

Fjoergyn – Terra Satanica (Trollzorn Records) [Symphonic Black Metal]
Preview

Gracepoint – Echoes (Independent) [Power Prog]
Listen to “Animal,” “Spider,” “Full Circle”

Humanus Hostia – Destined to Die (Independent) [Black Metal]
Listen to “The Dying Bird”

Inherit Disease – Ephemeral (Unique Leader Records) [Brutal Death Metal]
Listen to “Spiritual Paralysis”

Insulter – Crypts of Satan (Witches Brew) [Thrash]
Listen to “Destroy All Holiness”

Mésalliance – Ère Rance (Hammerbolt Productions) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Ère Rance”

Nervous Impulse/Kraworath/Kerangkenk – Perfect Symmetry Incarnation (split- More Hate Productions) [Grindcore/Brutal Death Metal]
Preview

Oker – Miedo (Independent) [Heavy/Speed Metal]
Listen to “Miedo”

Ommadon – Ommadon (Burning World/Dry Cough/Medusa Crush) [Drone/Doom]
Stream

Pollux – Oddisey (Independent) [Thrash]
Listen to “The Cave”

Ragehammer – The Hammer Doctrine (Pagan Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “Unleash the Dogs”

Rampart – Codex Metalum (Iron Shield Records) [Heavy Metal]

Sinistro – Semente (Season of Mist) [Creepy-Ass Sludge/Doom]
Listen to “Reliquia”

Sourvein – Aquatic Occult (Metal Blade Records) [Bad Signing Decision]
Listen to “Ocypuss”

Switchtense – Flesh & Bones (Rastilho Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “Ignorance is Bliss”

Victimized – Born Corrupt (Independent) [Thrash]

Warhammer – Visual Antagonism (Brutal Infection Records) [Death Metal]
Preview

Wode – Wode (Broken Limbs Recordings) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Cloaked in Ruin”

Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!

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  • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

    Damn, that was gross. Good work Spear!

  • EsusMoose

    hehe getcha pull

  • COAL ROLL

    Nice intro spear

    • Spear

      Many thanks, Coaliest of Rollers

      • Eliza

        It could be a great fantasy story.

        • Spear

          I -may- have jacked it straight from a video game.

          • Eliza

            Hehe! As long as you’re aware of that, there’s nothing wrong.

          • The part you left out is that the boss is a pushover

          • Spear

            Well yes, but it’s less intimidating if you know he dies if you look at him the wrong way.

          • Dubs

            I task you with writing about King Garon, the Faceless, and the Invaders.

          • Not before he writes about the Godhand

          • Spear

            Will consider when I’m finished. Conquest is a bit unforgiving.

          • Dubs

            I’m almost done. Trying to marry off the offspring before I finish.

            Also, Takumi is a monster who seems to get a crit every time he fires now.

          • Spear

            I’m only on chapter 13 right now, but I’m pretty sure I get to murder Takumi at the end of it, and I’m very much looking forward to it.

          • Dubs

            “and I’m pretty sure Takumi gets to murder my whole party at the end of it”

            FTFY

          • Spear

            He starts the chapter shooting Elise twice. Takumi is an incredible bastard.

          • Dubs

            Oh, don’t know if you knew this, but there are S-class weapons in the game for characters that take the non-mixed master of a class. Boob ninja has an S-ranked chakram right now.

          • Spear

            …boob ninja?

          • Dubs

            That’s just what I call Kagero.

          • Spear

            Ah. Not sure I’ve met her yet.

          • no anime

          • i was showing someone that fight and laughing about how easy he was and forgot to watch my health for a moment. that teleporting vomit that he drops on your head took me out with one hit left on him haha

          • Spear

            Ah yes, the tragic “im gud so i dont hav 2 try” fallacy.

          • Owlswald

            Afterbirth fools!

          • Stockhausen

            Maddox?

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            He gets more difficult in NG++++.

          • I think the most interesting thing is how easy Paarl becomes with a little confidence. He goes from HOLY LORD GIANT LIGHTNING SATAN DOG to “lol watch this” and just breaking all his legs

          • Spear

            Try it with the threaded cane sometime.

          • I did, I got almost to the end on my cane run, just never came back to the game for all sorts of reasons

          • Spear

            Primarily because it was a threaded cane run, I presume.

          • Once you get your skill to 50, it actually becomes a fine weapon with plenty of damage!

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            There are very few weapons in the entire game I am not absolutely in love with.

          • I tried really hard, but cannot get with the burial blade

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            WAT

          • damage is too weak. I was using it on a 50str/skill build too.

            If I want damage, I can just use the Kirkhammer or one of the two greatswords

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            What about the charged attack with huge reach where you can send multiple large humanoids flying backwards? That has to count for something.

          • The moveset is amazing to watch, but too clunky for me. I don’t need fancy ballet moves to kill things, I just need to smash them. with a giant hammer of iron

          • Spear

            Hm. I’ve temporarily capped myself at 25, as I’m not sure if I want to go chikage or blade of mercy yet. All I know is those pathetic damage numbers make me die a little on the inside every time they pop up.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            DO BOTH

          • They make me feel like a baby jazz boy

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            The same could be said about many bosses throughout the game – I used to be terrified of holy hell by the Cleric Beast before I got gud.

          • Bloodborne bosses are fucking intimidating.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Yeah, their appearance and often size can be pretty scary.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Do what now?!

          • Not sure if you’re making fun of me or not

          • he wants to fite

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            I ain’t no pushover, bub.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            It’s The One Reborn, brah.

          • Pretty sure we could write Toilet Tuesday intros for MONTHS just based on bloodborne

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Easily!

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Six witches gather in a place at the edge of a nightmare

            OH SHIT it is at the edge of a nightmare!

  • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

    “Creepy-ass Sludge Doom” sign me up.

    • Spear

      It’s pretty f’n good. Season of Mist, so no surprise there.

      • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

        The have some solid releases, that’s for sure. I’m looking forward to checking this out.

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        “Season of Mist”

        Sign me up

  • COAL ROLL

    Uada certainly will have fans here

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      Count in me as a new one of those.

      • COAL ROLL

        I wish the tempo was a little slower, but this might be one of the rare new releases I buy on vinyl if they sell it.

        Also….this vox passage in Our Pale Departure @ 4:20blayzeit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

        • YourLogicIsFlushed

          Just skipped ahead to that. Wow, certainly upped the satan there for a minute. Brutal. I typically like the more melodic fast-paced blackness, so this is great for me.

          • lol @ “upped the satan”

    • Eliza

      I can see that happening. I know I already like them.

  • Stockhausen

    A Trump is born.

    • Spear

      Pictured:

      • Stockhausen

        That intro sums it up perfectly.

  • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

    I’ll have to check out that new Abbath album too.

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        badass

    • COAL ROLL

      I liked him better when he was with Emperor

      • I think you mean Ihsahn .

        • lol

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          Inside jokes!

        • COAL ROLL

          GL you even commented on that Skeletonwitch interview commending Joe for his top interview. GL Plz!

          • Wait, what?

          • You know I was joking right? lol

          • COAL ROLL

            nope double fail!

          • Thinking you know what someone else was mistaken over and incorrectly making a joke about it and doubling down >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • OOOOHHH I FUCKED UP THE JOKE I WAS WAS TRYING TO MAKE.

            I GET IT NOW.

            *seesmyselfout*

  • Mass Darkness is a fine example on how to catch up your mind with the hypnotic chorus. Great! I really want to hear the whole thing.

    Aside from this, I wishlisted on Bandcamp that Uada album because the cover art.

  • Ihsahn is the only thing catching my eye this week. So much catching up to do still. Somehow we all seemed to miss this bad boy, really awesome swedish death metal (doesn’t sound like Swedish death metal) https://pulverised.bandcamp.com/album/temisto

    • Owlswald

      New Deftones on Friday as well if that suits your fancy.

      • it does

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          Seconded.

      • Eliza

        Looking forward to that.

      • Never got into them, highly unlikely I ever will

        • YourLogicIsFlushed

          Very meh about them, but I do like that Palms album. And that’s all I got to say about that.

        • i bet you’ll change your tune if they come to your area

          • Pretty sure they’ve been to Charlotte plenty of times, no desire to see them, sorry

          • …how about now?

          • No 🙁 I’m coming off as condescending, sorry, I just really don’t have an interest in them 🙁 🙁 🙁

          • it’s good, i’m just jesting man!!

    • Lacertilian

      Z h r i n e

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    I wish Palace of Worms was out today, instead of Friday.

    • Lacertilian

      I’m interested in hearing that one too at some stage Edorus.

  • Eliza

    Cast the Stone is pretty neat.

    • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

      Eliza!

      • Eliza

        Hey there! How are you?

        • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

          Not bad. How have you been?

          • Eliza

            Really busy. I’ve been studying for the national Latin contest and it tires me out.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Latin contest? That sounds really cool. I can imagine it being very tiring though. How much longer do you have?

          • Eliza

            Two weeks. After that I’ll go back to normal. The best thing about this, though, is that the school allows to stay at home to study, and that’s stating next week.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Nice. Let me know how it goes!

          • Eliza

            Sure!

  • Eliza

    Also, I need to listen to Arktis asap!

  • Scrimm

    Gonna have to get on that Inherit Disease.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Boom, me too.

      • Scrimm

        been listening to their older stuff the past few days. Both albums are pretty good.

  • You think country music fans have a hard a time as we do getting through all of their artist that release music? I mean, it cannot be too tough to get through, what, 5 artists a year?

    SEASON OF MIST >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Hey errbody!

    GL

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      GL, what’s up.

      • Putting off some work….

        How are you doing??

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          Good man! About to go to my semi-annual dental check up. The company I work for pays for my dental insurance and will pay me $70 for one of the two visits I would go to anyways in a year.

          • HA that sounds like a helluva deal! You cannot loose of that endeavor

    • Dubs

      I’ve never met a country fan as obsessive as the majority of metalheads I know.

      • That is an interesting point, W.

      • me to a country fan: “what artists do you like?”
        country fan to me: “oh, just whatever sounds good”

        • YourLogicIsFlushed

          That’s code for “I don’t really like music. I just think I am supposed to, so I say I do.”

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          Jimmy plz! Don’t tell me you can’t appreciate some Waylon Jennings.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VlZFJB4BB4

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross
          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY
          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Perhaps some David Allan Coe
            https://youtu.be/vAOVRkSCWmg

          • COAL ROLL

            ghosts of HD with this one

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            I’m not following…

          • COAL ROLL

            Before your time there was a feller round these parts who liked to post borderline/overt racism. Mr Coe is pretty provocative

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Ha, I understand now. DAC did write some good tunes though, regardless of his opinions.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Or this little obscure ditty from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHW1Gc_xRS8

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            That’ll do too.

          • i like the old stuff for sure. i was just making satire on many folks that i encounter!

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            I dig the old stuff. It will probably not be approved by many, but the old stuff has some kind nostalgic atmosphere.

            The newer country stuff is horrible though.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Fact.

        • Count_Breznak

          Well, judging by the vids posted here, they are all the same guy, calling himself different names as he got older. And quit shaving.

      • I know a few, but they’re involved in promotion and booking country acts.

  • jeez, noice introductory paragraph. is this real life or Demon’s Souls?

    • Spear

      Is there a difference?

      • oh boy, i didn’t brace myself before coming to this realization.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          Were you sitting down?

          • one cheek on, one cheek off (the chair)

          • “Some guys are good at talking to girls, some guys have all the money in the world, some guys don’t stand they sit when they pee, I am not one of those guys, but, baby… I can DANCE. “

  • Fyi, new Sequestered Keep dropped yesterday

    https://sequesteredkeep.bandcamp.com/album/the-land-beyond-dreams

  • D. Lee

    Clover dropped a new album today. Looking forward to hearing that later.

  • BobLoblaw

    Been waiting on that Geryon for some time.

  • 365ChaosRiddenDays

    The albums by Uada and Ragehammer are very infectious. I dont’ have news to share except for Behemoth, a new video for the song “Ben Sahar” was released today.

    • Dubs

      The new Schammasch album is grrreat. Got the promo yesterday.

      • 365ChaosRiddenDays

        I trust your words even if “Metanoia” and “Consensus” are the only songs I’ve heard so far and speaking of greatness we will listen new music by Gorguts in a month, I’m stoked.

        • Dubs

          Me too!

    • Stanley

      Ragehammer gets my pick this week. And their band photo is cool AF.

      • 365ChaosRiddenDays

        Proud to be demons, good pick by the way.

  • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

    so much good here this week

    • My elfic magic says me that I will get your impressions on certain album pretty soon.

      I hope my elfic magic doesn’t fail this time.

      • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

        im willing to bet your magic hasnt failed you lonk

  • Guacamole Jim

    FFO: Emperor, Abbath

    LOL

    • Dubs

      Same band. Ask Joe.

      • Guacamole Jim

        He’s never going to live that down.

        • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

          Never

  • Owlswald

    I take my morning metal like I take my coffee: black.

    In other news, this was released on the 22nd but I missed it. Solid death metal with drums that aren’t triggered to all hell: http://rottingobsceneofficial.bandcamp.com/album/depths-of-decay

    • I trust in you!

    • Owlswald

      Any Slice the Cake Fans? New album was released April 1st: http://slicethecake.bandcamp.com/album/odyssey-to-the-west. So far, more clean vocals and variation.

      • i like old Slice the Cake quite a bit. this one isn’t a shower… i’ll have to keep up and see if that changes

        • Owlswald

          I’m almost halfway in and it’s definitely different than their prior albums and certainly very ambitious.

          • are you the same person who told me about the album on Facebook??

          • Owlswald

            No facebook for me.

          • das cool, i just thought you were an ole’ Toileteer named J.R. in disguise

          • Owlswald

            Nay. I’ve always been the owl of the toilet. I used to have the facebooks but deleted it after not finding much worth in it.

    • Stockhausen

      I like my metal like I like things that I like: the way I like them.

  • Sir Tapir The Based
  • Stanley

    Not a single mention of CoL in this thread. I guess that says it all. Tepid.

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      That describes my exact feelings on it based on what I have heard so far.

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        Seconded. May be the first CoL album ever I’m not so excited for.

    • Dubs

      I pre-ordered it because I enjoyed the released tracks, but I doubt it will match Vertikal in terms of quality, and I’ve already shared my opinions on the release tracks, so no need for a mention in the blurbs.

      • Stanley

        Have you heard more than the two available on YouTube?

        • Dubs

          Not yet. I don’t feel Julie Christmas adds a ton to the songs, but I’ve also read some glowing reviews.

          I guess we’ll see come Friday if I wasted my dollars or not.

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      Stanley. Fuck You. Sincerely, Bear.

      • Stanley

        I’ve only heard the two songs, so I’m not commenting yet. My comment above was just that not many people (here) seem to be that excited about it.

        • i REALLY dug the two songs they premiere’d. count me as “excited for it”

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        There’s rustling in the woods.

        • you’re typically the one doing the rustling.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I have NEVER rustled anyone’s jimmies.

  • Rob M
    • Stanley

      Banging tune.

    • Stanley

      This was released a while back. Do you know if the rest of the album is up anywhere?

    • woah, did they steal artwork from Those Darn Archers?

  • The Judicator song God’s Failures from the radio show was pgood. I feel dirty, but it was good.

    GL

    https://judicatormetal.bandcamp.com/track/gods-failures

  • Owlswald

    New Haken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7pEXGCtnnk

    FYI, I’m pretty sure I’ll be here all day.

    • Where in the fuck was all this news last night when I was scrounging for stuff to post? BAH.

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      They be coming here this summer.

      • Dubs

        So, they’re coming to your area?

        • You just couldn’t resist the low hanging fruit, could you? lol

          • Dubs

            This is why I was exiled from the garden.

          • Tapir doesn’t usually lob softballs, so I do not blame you!

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            The true reason behind Adam & Eve’s exile – Second-grade jokes behind God’s back.

        • Sir Tapir The Based
          • Guacamole Jim

            Gaga can’t handle this shit.

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        Fun-fact: Their most recent show also was here.

      • Owlswald

        It would be awesome to catch them live. The videos I’ve seen are awesome.

    • Holy flush. Dis be guud!

      • not sure if you’re a Haken fan already. if not, plz jam this 12 minute monster and report back with your findings. (and don’t worry there are hooks found within, it’s not just random noodling)
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ox__xk3uho

        • I know I have listened to them before. … I have a hard time remembering all these bands.

          • sorry bruv! i just picked a song that tickles me the right way. oh well i can still jam it loudly for the co-workers

      • Owlswald

        April 29th can’t get here soon enough. New Haken and Fallujah.

        • we may not be FB friends (yet), but i like the cut of your jib

        • oooooooHHHH Fallujah. Now I know the release date. Thanjks

    • Stockhausen

      I really like Haken, but hot dang their singer needs a new style. That look is straight underground-anime-connoisseur.

  • Celtic Frosty

    I’m so excited for that Wode record. It’s killing me.

    • Killing me soooftly with Wode’s song, telling my whole life with their words, killing me soooftly with their sooooong

  • Maik Beninton™

    This video requires viewings.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQZVFpSJD58

  • Waynecro

    I’m totally digging Zhrine, Uada, and The Devils of Loudun. I’m super pumped about the Ihsahn as well.

  • Warheart

    Solid releases this week.

  • dr.derelict

    Whoade.

  • Dagon

    Zhrine is cool

    It’s nice to listen to music for a change