This Toilet Tuesday (11/25/14)

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The Void looms. It draws ever nearer. Its blackened hand will reach from the murky depths and drag you down through the sewage. Your body will be broken; your mind, snapped. It will leave you to sink into the blackened forever, choking on a darkness more suffocating than the filth in which you eternally writhe. There are no gods or devils here, or the comfort of other lost souls with whom to share your anguish; only you. Only you to know the infinite despair of the fate of mankind. Welcome to the Void.

Welcome to This Toilet Tuesday. -Spear


hierophant

Hierophant – Peste (Bridge 9 Records) [D-Beat/Hardcore]

Stream

Gird your loins, because this album goes hard. Are they girded? Good, because Hierophant bring the aggression. Blackened, crusty, and void-lovin’, this album will grab you by your greasy long hair and drag you through a rusty scrapyard covered in barbed wire. Then it will piss on you for good measure. Few albums released in 2014 will hit this hard and unrelentingly. Don’t miss it. (W.)


obscurity

Obscurity – Vintar (Trollzorn) [Viking Metal]

Listen to “Naglfar”

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me on a ship made of the fingernails and toenails of the dead. That’s right, the “Naglfar” is your passage into the grim cold of Helheim, and Obscurity are the boatmen. Dealing a searing black/Viking metal assault somewhere between the more aggressive nature of Schlechtvalk and the grandiose visions of Enslaved, Obscurity offer the perfect wintry soundtrack to battle during the Fimbulvinter. This isn’t a reinvention of the wheel but a solid take on the grand pagan tradition. Check it out. (W.)


dahakara

Dahakara – Lone Aeon (Independent) [Experimental/Electronic/Black Metal]

Stream

Hailing all the way from Istanbul, Turkey, Dahakara is a one man black metal band that combines spacey guitar riffs, electronic ambiance, and layered, menacing vocals. Only one out of the five tracks contains vocals, but Dahakara sets an undeniably dark and satisfying tone against the cosmic backdrop of electronic soundscapes and solid instrumental work. For an easy two bucks, you can pick it up on the Dahakara Bandcamp page, so check it out and support some overseas metal! (Stockhausen)


skelethal

Skelethal – Interstellar Knowledge of the Purple Entity (Iron Bonehead) [Death Metal]

Listen to “Sabbatical Demonic Invocation”

I’ve noticed lately that my knowledge of the purple entity has been lacking lately, especially in the interstellar department. Luckily, bands on Iron Bonehead tend to have a knack for knocking some brutal sense into us listeners. Although I’ve only heard one song, the new release from Skelethal is shaping up to be a steady, reliable crusher. Stomping around at times and wildly charging at others, “Sabbatical Demonic Invocation” is a down-tuned, crunchy ode to straight up, furious death metal that demands attention. We may not be reinventing the wheel here, but that’s ok. This wheel rules. (Stockhausen)


 axenstar

Axenstar – Where Dreams Are Forgotten (Inner Wound) [Power Metal]

Listen to “Fear”

It had been years since I’d listened to Axenstar prior to this last weekend, but lo and behold here they are with a new album. If the track “Fear,” is any indication, it’s going to be a good one, too. Vocalist/bassist Magnus Eriksson differentiates himself from most power metal singers by both the mellow timbre of his voice and the lower register he sings in- not as low as, say, Mathias Blad, but you won’t be hearing much (if any) crazy soaring vocals here. In fact, the band as a whole seems to be a little mellower than other bands in the genre. The music is still fast and intense, but the overall tone is dark and warm. Here’s hoping the rest of Where Dreams Are Forgotten kicks as much ass as “Fear.” (Spear)


Alien Possession/Hurricane Joe – Demolish the Pyramid (Come to the End) [Black Thrash/lolbuttz]
Stream (Alien Possession) Stream (Hurricane Joe)

American Heritage – Prolapse (Solar Flare Records) [Hardcore]
Listen to “Mask of Lies”

Apnea – Ethereal Solitude (physical release- Immortal Frost) [Post-Black Metal]
Stream

Bad Sign – Destroy (Independent) [Butt Rock]
Listen to “Confession”

Baring Teeth – Ghost Chorus Among Old Ruins (Willowtip) [Weird Death]
Stream

Beasts of Torah/Krowos/Cold From Beyond – In Tenebris Flama Trinitas vol.II (split- Eternal Tombs) [Black Metal]

Black Fate – Between Visions and Lies (Ulterium Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “Lines in the Sand”

Blaspherian – Upon the Throne… of Eternal Blasphemous Death (Iron Bonehead) [Death/Doom]
Listen to “Phoenix of Uncreation”

Bog Oak – A Treatise on Resurrection and the Afterlife (Svart Records) [Doom]
Preview

Born From Pain – Dance with the Devil (Beatdown Hardwear) [Hardcore]
Listen to “Cause & Effect”

Cadaveric Fumes/Demonic Oath – Entwined in Sepulchral Darkness (Impious Desecration) [Death Metal]

Child Bite – Strange Waste (Housecore) [Sludge/Punk]
Listen to “Molestation of the Arts”

Critical Solution – The Death Lament (Independent) [Thrash]
Listen to “The Death Lament”

Curse the Gods – Siege of Scirehaven (Independent) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Siege of Scirehaven”

Desecravity – Orphic Signs (Willowtip) [Brutal Tech Death]
Listen to “Bloody Terpsichorean Art”

Doctor Smoke – The Witching Hour (Totem Cat Records) [Doom]
Listen to “Faces in the Fog”

Ephemer – Gloire Immortelle (Eisenwald) [Black Metal]
Stream

The Flight of Sleipnir – V. (Napalm Records) [Doom]
Listen to “Beacon in Black Horizon”

Flesh Engine – Purging Existence (Slaney Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “Walker of the Planes,” “Purging Existence”

Foscor – Those Horrors Wither (Alone Records) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Graceful Pandora”

Frostbitten Kingdom – The Winter War Symphony (Wormholedeath) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Lost, Forgotten, and Forlorn”

Grimoire – L’aorasie des spectres rêveurs (Eisenwald) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Tragédie des ombres”

Harmony – Theatre of Redemption (Ulterium Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “The Window of my Soul”

Impalers – Prepare for War (Independent) [Teutonic Thrash]
Listen to “The Hammer” (Motörhead cover)

In Aevum Agere – Limbus Animae (Pure Steel) [Doom]
Listen to “Awaiting”

In Vain – The Little Things That Matter (Independent) [Thrash]
Listen to “No Future for the World,” “Serenity Valley”

Isole – The Calm Hunter (Cyclone Empire) [Epic Doom]
Listen to “The Calm Hunter,” “Dead to Me (The Destroyer pt.II)”

Judas Priest – 5 Souls (Sony Music Entertainment) [Heavy Metal]

Lae – Break the Clasp (Independent) [Post-Metal]
Listen to “Break the Clasp”

Lectern – Fratricidal Concelebration (Sliptrick Records) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Fratricidal Concelebration”

Lotus Thief – Rervm (Svart Records) [Post-Black/Doom]
Listen to “Miseras”

Midnight Priest – Midnight Steel (Slaney Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Hellbreaker,” “When Midnight Comes”

Mortal Strike – For the Loud and Aggressive (Independent) [Thrash]
Preview

Neonfly – Strangers in Paradise (Inner Wound) [Power Metal]
Listen to “Heart of the Sun”

Nubian Rose – Mental Revolution (Funklord Dynasty) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Break Out”

Omit – Medusa Truth Part 1 (Secret Quarters Records) [Melodic Doom]
Preview

Order From Chaos – Frozen in Steel (Nuclear War Now!) [Black Thrash]
Listen to “The Edge of Forever”

Panzer – Send Them All to Hell (Nuclear Blast) [Teutonic Thrash]
Preview

Rainbow – The Polydor Years (boxed set- Polydor Records) [Heavy Metal]

Schysma – Idiosyncrasy (Revalve Records) [Prog Metal]
Listen to “Time Man”

Sereignos – Total Havoc (Evil Prevails) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Daulat Belizzuriah”

Sin7SinS – Purgatory Princess (S7S/Suburban Records) [Melodic Metal]
Preview

Sodom – Sacred Warpath (Steamhammer) [Thrash]

Starless Night – Lost in Life’s Endless Maze (Independent) [Depressive Black Metal]
Listen to “Passionate Hatred (Sheeple)”

The Storyteller – Sacred Fire (Dark Legacy Music) [Power Metal]
Listen to “One Last Stand”

Titan Force – Force of the Titan (compilation- Skol Records) [Power Metal]

Triphon – Awaken (Rockingham Records) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Artifacts,” “Dark Signals,” “Suffer the Cold”

United Progressive Fraternity – Fall in Love with the World (Inside Out Music) [Fusion]
Stream

Urzeit/Akatharsia – Urzeit/Akatharsia (split- Independent) [Black Metal]
Stream

Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!

(Photos VIA, VIA, VIA, VIA, and VIA)

  • Edward #RIPNEGROD

    That new Baring Teeth is >>>>>>

    I’m interested to check out Heirophant, but damn I got a little queue ahead of it now.

    • First you’ve got that OTHER Hierophant to get through.

      • Edward #RIPNEGROD

        “C” those are the two at the very top of the list. Max tossed me a suggestion from yesterday’s story which is third. This week is INSANE but I hope to get into them all.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

          I hope to get through the Yes albums from Drama onward so I can see if the 90’s output is really that bad.

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            JJD that seems a worthwhile endeavor.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I finished up Drama last night and I’ve started on 90125. I hope to get it done by tomorrow night as I won’t have time to do so the next three days.

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            I feel you there, this week is madness as far as real life is concerned. That’s that shit I don’t like.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I know, right? I have a ton of family to see on thanksgiving followed by having to go to my local record store for Black Friday followed by going to a HED PE concert my friend’s band is opening for on Saturday.

          • KJM

            Good on your friend for getting the gig.

          • KJM

            I’d sooner listen to Asia.

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            That bad huh?

          • KJM

            Compared to classics like ‘Fragile’ and ‘Close To The Edge’? Oh my yes.

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            I know they are less-than-enjoyable but Asia bad? I mean, Union, Keys, Ladder? No no no, Squire is better than Asia just because he exists.
            Edit: even he goes lazy and does nothing good

          • KJM

            “Squire is better than Asia just because he exists”

            You could easily say the same about the mighty Steve Howe. ‘Only Time Will Tell’ is actually kinda catchy.

            I saw the ‘Union’ tour and it was awesome so there’s that.

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            Yeah, Howe ain’t exactly helping my point by being in Asia but they were (even) worse without him.

          • KJM

            I’ve never heard Howe-less Asia.

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            I recommend not touching the latest disc then.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I’ve seen Asia before and they were good. I saw them on the 2012 tour and they played the debut in full. It was the last tour with the original lineup.

          • KJM

            SPOILER ALERT: It is.

      • Edward #RIPNEGROD

        My Hand Belongs To The Creator Of The World is one of the best songs this year.

        I CAN NOT DIE

        I CAN NOT DIE

        *PExxx blasts*

        • Year-end is coming and I’m shaking things up!

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            You’re looking at a solid four records on my year end list, time for a “C” victory lap if there ever was a place for it. Not Psalm Zero though, lol. I think Baring Teeth just came out too late in the year, based on its difficult stature and density I dunno that I could give it the time needed to absorb it for list purposes. Thems the bricks.

          • (chanting) PZ is all me! PZ is all me! 5 for 12! 5 for 12!!!

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            If it was, I would totally admit it. I’m just that kind of guy.

          • You are not that kind of guy, and I’m not that kind of girl. Get your hands off me!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            My list is in constant change. The new Ghost Brigade album has taken the number 1 spot followed by Electric Wizard, Blut Aus Nord, At The Gates and the new Sodom EP.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Good on you, JJD. I didn’t think anyone was as hype about that new Ghost Brigade as I was.

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            It was terrific! I know the commenter formerly known as Death liked it too.

          • Tim the Enchanter

            You remembered, honey.

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            You were just that special.

          • Tim the Enchanter

            I’m an unique snowflake

          • tertius_decimus

            Yay! Never thought I can find you here, mate. Cycling is metal, yep?

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Well they do hail from the great barren wasteland of Finland. I’ve actually gotten a couple good things from your imaginary land the last couple days.

          • Tim the Enchanter

            Have you heard Barren Earth?

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            I absolutely have. A bit heavier than GB but still quite good.

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            I suggest you check both vocalists other bands too

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            That would be Clouds and Paraxism?

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            Hamm (current) is in some Faroe doom band whose name I forgot. Kotamäki is in Kuolemanlaakso (check especially this) and Swallow the Sun and was in Alghazanth.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            My last.fm shows my super love for Swallow the Sun. I’ll check Kuolemanlaakso, even though I couldn’t pronounce it correctly if i tried.

          • Tim the Enchanter

            This makes a fun game! We’ll tie you to a chair and make you say the word. Every time you mispronounce it, we cut you with a knife. Deal?

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Deal. I do speak russian, but I dont have a grasp on scandinavian languages.

          • Tim the Enchanter

            Finno-ugric languages, you mean? Finnish isn’t a scandinavian language,

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Well, if I can’t generalize, then I should stop being racist and misogynistic, too? You know what i meant!

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            English is far closer to scandinavian languages than Finnish! No one gets what you mean if you don’t say it!

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Is finnish closer to russian? I guess it would have to be

          • Tim the Enchanter

            Finnish is closer to Hungarian.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Rly? Huh. I had a teacher in college from Finland, all he talked about was Nokia phones. That and metal bands are about the extent of my finland knowledge.
            http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081023004830/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/Themoreyouknow.jpg

          • Tim the Enchanter

            Unfortunately Nokia is no longer Finnish. All we have now is racism and we don’t want that thing here.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Welcome to america, we used to make all kinds of things here. Now the worlds #1 purveyor of racism

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            Close to estonian too. A bit like american and canadian, oh right, neither of those are real languages, silly me!

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            I guess maybe a little? They’re not really alike and russian is in a yet different language group. Fenno-ugric(finnish), Uralic-whatever(ruskies) and Anglo-Saxon with a twist of Freudian Teutonicism (english).

          • Tim the Enchanter

            We’re gonna beat you so hard that your own mother wouldn’t recognize you!

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Isn’t it time for a new Holy Grail char today?

          • Tim the Enchanter

            Monty Python character, you silly goose. Dennis Moore was not from that movie. I am unable to change today because my computer is broken and disqus qon’t allow me to change profile picture on mobile.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Dennis the peasant was totes in Holy Grail

          • Tim the Enchanter

            Dennis Moore, you twit!

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Moistened bint!

          • Tim the Enchanter

            Have you watched Monty Pythons Flying Circus? Dennis Moore was a Robin Hood like character in one episode.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Its probably been since Uni that i’ve watched much Monty Python, really. I think I remember which sketch you’re talking about.

          • Spiny Norman

            Good news, Dinsdale! I managed to change characters.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

          • Lacertilian

            That episode is fucking awesome!

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            Kuolemanlaakso is a bit like StS meets MyDyingBride but without the gothic/being a general pussy influences.

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            There’s a cubic buttload o’ great bands in Finland which is no small feat considering it isn’t even real!

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM
          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            Cubic buttload = Brutal Legend

          • Tim the Enchanter

            But there’s a lot more shitty shit.

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            As always and everywhere

          • first time I encounter someone who liked new At the Gates. I loved that album and now I feel like a misfit for liking it 🙁

          • Spear

            I enjoyed that one too. We’re definitely in the minority here, though.

          • Jajajaja, we should do a support group 😛 it was a fine record, in my opinion. The lyrical references were my favorite thing about it

          • Tyree-Argo Fuck Yourself

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            You should see my vinyl collection. I have a few hundred albums and they are all over the place because I don’t have enough room for them.

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom (and Void

            Will there be some special event for the year – end lists? Can we submit our own lists like with riff of the week?

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            Hubert I’m going to refer you to Joe, MasterLord, and W.

            (hopefully one of them will read this exchange!)

          • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

            That’d be a nice idea. No one (apparently) wants to work on the holidays so that’d be a way to patch up some o’ the schedule as well.

          • The year isn’t over yet! But yeah, I’ll hit everyone up with some info soon.

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            Joe I am considering one last possible swap but otherwise my list is decided and the writing is completed, whew. I feel like a real metal blogger, lol. Those dudes always put out lists way early!

          • I have a terrible memory so I’m kinda dreading putting something together. I might just do a lolbuttz list to save the misery.

          • Tyreeks of Unholy Asshole

            We are all dreading putting something together bro. Fucking suffer through it man.

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            Part of my motivation to get ahead of the game, the degradation is over.

          • Tyreeks of Unholy Asshole

            I’m still waiting to hear the Cretin and Phobia album. I have a feeling one of those may make the list.

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            At this point I am only willing to consider one more possible exchange, but if I don’t do anything like that I am pretty comfortable with my decision.

          • Tyreeks of Unholy Asshole

            Same, I don’t think there is much more that will be contenders to what is already on my list.

          • I’m pretty sure you guys are going to make fun of me for whatever I put up.

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            Woah, I would never.

          • Tyreeks of Unholy Asshole

            I would.

          • Hubert, Goat ov Doom (and Void

            Don’t worry, I would.

          • Simon PhoenixKing

            Considering that your list will likely consist entirely of 1984, yes we will.

          • I think you meant 1989 but yes, both are great records.

    • Hubert, Goat ov Doom (and Void

      How are the SKRONKS?

      • Edward #RIPNEGROD

        Hubert have no fear, they bring the skronks in spades.

    • Stockhausen

      The new Baring Teeth flipping’ rules. I’ve got a review of it that’ll go up eventually.

      • You finished it already? You are a shredder.

        • Stockhausen

          Indeed. I sat down with that full album stream on Sunday night and went at it.

      • Edward #RIPNEGROD

        Does it… rule butts?

        • Stockhausen

          Dare I say it…it rules all the butts. A butt ton of butts.

          • Even Niki Minaj’s? That’s a whole lotta territory to conquer! You’d be better off trying to conquer Russia on foot at that point.

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

    The reissue of War Child by Jethro Tull is out as of today. I’m excited to buy it because of the unreleased material it has from the planned movie of the album which never came out.

    • Spear

      :00000000
      I might have to get on that.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        I want it too. It’s 34 bucks on Amazon for the 4 disc set enclosed in an 80 page book with liner notes and other tidbits of information.

  • GOD ov VOID

    Magnus Eriksson has got to be one of the most power metal names I’ve heard of.

  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom (and Void

    Only one lolbuttz? I’m slightly disappointed in you Spear.

    • Spear

      There’s only ever one lolbuttz. It would lose the magic if there was more.
      And seriously, listen to it. It may be the biggest lolbuttz to ever lol a buttz.

      • KJM

        Hurricane Joe rules!! Best lolbuttz ever.

        • Spear

          A rare instance of lolbuttz actually being kind of entertaining

          • KJM

            Unlike others, this is deliberate lolbuttz. Tongue is firmly in cheek with this one.

          • WE WILL ALWAYS TRICK YOU.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            EMGLOOMIFICATION

    • lolbuttz’s cousin Butt Rock made a rare appearance though.

      • Stockhausen

        Butt rock is the cousin that lolbuttz is ashamed of. That’s really saying something.

        • Spear

          I fear for the day when their incestuous child lolbuttzrock is born.

          • Let’s hope the Void takes us before that fateful day.

  • KingPagliacciOvFlushMountain

    One of my neurologists is insisting I get a sleep study done. I’m going to see if they’ll let me listen to music to fall asleep to. When they ask me if I have apnea I’ll whip out my MP3 player and show them “Ethereal Solitude” and say “sure do.”

  • Tyree-Argo Fuck Yourself

    Hierophant is gonna fuck you up!

  • Thomas Giles – Modern Noise [Handsome Metal]

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

      It’s out? Yay!

    • Stockhausen

      Dreamyeyescore.

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    This came out yesterday. Pretty good Agalloch-like black metal.
    http://wayfarercolorado.bandcamp.com/

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      Finally listening to the whole album now, its actually pretty damn great. Check this shit out.

      • question is: will @YourLogicIsFlushed:disqus do what you tell him to?

        • YourLogicIsFlushed

          Always

      • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

        I’m still stuck on that Mare Cognitum from yesterday.

  • GOD ov VOID

    Where’s king shit? 🙁

  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom (and Void

    GET GIGERIZED

  • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

    New Axenstar? Well, that’s just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

    • ???

      the vocals are GOOD SHIT, mr. Pirate

      • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

        Why did you change your name, Link? To throw off the govt? Have you heard the new Kaledon or Divine Ascension albums? Both are pretty damn good

        • ???

          let me check, bro! Jajajaja, no, we are fine with the gov now 😛 It’s just because I needed a more suitable toilet persona, and I remembered that creepy hand in the toilet of the Stock Pot Inn. But, still 100 % me!

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Well now we have a Mr. Ellipses and a Mr. ??? Check out those two albums, Link. I didn’t know you liked to don battle armor, too. There aren’t enough power/prog guise in here.

          • I listen a lot of stuff 😛 and even some days I need my dosis of cheese. I’m very picky with those both genres, but I’m hearing your recommendations and sounds very good!! Thank you!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAZt9rTteo

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7_frbp6bi8

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            I can’t upvote this hard enuff.

          • Divine Ascension is verrryy good, mr. Pirate.. Didn’t knew you liked those melodic-driven genres. Now I don’t have enough ears to be with all these recommendations!!!! 😀 The mix is very good. Jens Bogren do wonders, imho

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            You’re welcome, bro!

    • Spiny Norman

      Axlstar?

      • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

        Man the more I look at FFBs articles, the more hope I lose in humanity. Thats why we’re at the toilet.

        • Spiny Norman

          You still have hope in humanity? Lol

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            <- Lifelover

          • Spiny Norman

            We don’t like your kind here. You best go back to where you came from.
            *pump shotgun*

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            lulz, are you even allowed to own shotguns in imaginary land?

          • Spiny Norman

            Yes,if I have a license. I don’t have one.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Breaking laws >>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Spiny Norman

            I don’t even own a shotgun. I haven’t even gone to the army. Finnish army law sucks butt.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            I really wouldn’t expect you to go to the army. I was fairly certain it was voluntary in Finland.

          • Spiny Norman

            Technically yes. The other two options are jail or doing civil service. Even the civil service has been made into a punishment. Army lasts at least half a year while civil service lasts a full year.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            So why are you not in jail in Best Finland?

          • Spiny Norman

            I did civil service back when I was 18. Jail doesn’t attract me and I sure as hell don’t want to go to the army.

          • you are a hedgehog. I don’t think the jail-mates want to rape a hedgehog, so you don’t attract the jail either 🙂

            you’re fine, you’re a miracle of the nature. you can still do evil things and don’t go to jail!

          • Spiny Norman

            Have you seen Dinsdale?

          • KJM

            DINSDALE!

          • seems like I need to see those Monty Phyton stuff!

          • Scrimm

            Difficult but I won’t say anything on this one.

          • Finland has an army?!?! Are you guys expecting to be invaded by the Faroe Islands?

          • KJM

            A license for a gun?!! Tyranny! Tyranny sez I!!!

          • They can take my gun when they pry it out of my cold, dead pants! Or some shit like that.

  • Rustling Rites ov Jimmies

    Not sure if it was covered earlier but the new Primordial is out today.

  • Scrimm

    What I’ve heard of that Desecravity is awesome.

  • Tyreeks of Unholy Asshole

    Looking forward to hearing all of that Blaspherian album.

  • Hierophant goes hard. It seems like an odd choice for b9 though. What’s the deal with that?

    • Tyreeks of Unholy Asshole

      I found that to be strange too. The album dose rip hard though, goddamn!

      • I guess their market research indicated that Lemuria fans are anemic and could use a little more iron. (I kid, b9’s OK)

        • Tyreeks of Unholy Asshole

          Nice.

    • Holy shit they DO go hard. This is just what I needed.

  • HessianHunter

    Minneapolis homeboys kicking ass on their debut record that came out this week. Classic melodic black metal with just the right amount of frills. pestifere.bandcamp.com/

  • Tyreeks of Unholy Asshole

    Look out for the Primitive Man and Fister Split on Friday. Shit will destroy!

  • Tim the Enchanter

    I actually enjoy that Lotus Thief song. I have the album pre-ordered and it should arrive on Friday.

    • Spear

      I’ll be picking that one up myself. They’ve got a cool sound.

  • Spear

    New That Handsome Devil is up for pre-order now, and apparently they give you a download code right away. Good experimental rock and hip-hop. http://www.thathandsomedevil.com/merch/drugs-and-guns-for-everyone-preorder

  • ???

    The toilet never dissapoint. The two picks of the This Toilet edition were Axenstar and Hierophant. Both were sooo good!! 🙂 I see myself looking for both records to listen this weeks.

    • Tyreeks of Unholy Asshole
      • ???

        Can I be the one with the shirt? I feel uncomfortable without shirt in the beach 🙁

      • ???

        duuude.. the Skelethal one is crushing too! *headbang furiously in the office making windmill arms and beating lousy stupid co-workers*

        • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

          *Reports Link to Best Venezuela for Disturbing the Peace*

          • Reports Link to Based Venezuela

          • hope my co-workers don’t know about the “report” stuff.. I really hate them, and I scare them because I’m the only metalhead on the entire work lol

          • Spiny Norman

            You’re from Venezuela? Welcome to the club of non-American toileteers.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Where have you been, Death??

          • Spiny Norman

            Here and there and everywhere.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S QQ CVNTINVVM

            Makes sense.

          • GIT OUT FURRNERRS.

          • Spiny Norman

            NO. We’re gonna take yer jorbs!

          • jajajajajaja: “QUITAN TRABAJOOO”

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ki8vNOz7MQ

          • Spiny Norman

            Do they dub South Park over there?

          • yep, in México. They do most of the latin american dubs. In Spain they have other accent and they do their owns dubs.

            In youtube comments of simpons video in spanish/spanish latin american you always see people flushing each other dubs lol..

          • Yes, mr. Hedgehog! Thank you! I feel proud to lurk in the toilet and to be part of the international crew of the blog 😛

          • KJM

            DINSDALE!!

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Listening to Hierophant =

  • Count_Breznak

    New Baring Teeth ? How did I miss this one…

  • GL

  • One you forgot: Attila – Guilty Pleasure [Flushcore].

  • Xan

    So many sexy album covers this week.

    • Lacertilian

      Skelethal’s cover gets me all juicy.

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    Anyone listen to Lea? It has Steve Austin and it sounds pretty good.

  • Lacertilian

    Thanks Spear, Skelethal is nice & raw.

  • Hierophant is excellent, very Nails sounding and I got no problem with that.

  • I won a Metal On Metal Records comp that arrived a few days ago. Pretty badass old school metal bands from a variety of genres and some underrated classics.

  • Further Down the Metal Hole

    I swear I will get through the Toilet Tuesday lists at some point (currently haven’t even listened to October’s releases). My list of bookmarks is overflowing.

  • JohnnyTrickleDownCrunchyTacoRi

    Baring Teeth *FLUSH*