This Toilet Tuesday (11/18/14)

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You wake up. It’s still dark; your head is pounding after a night of hard drinking and your stomach is painfully bloated. You glance over at your alarm clock. 3:30 AM. You groan and stumble out of bed, knocking over your lamp on the way out and hitting your head on the bathroom door. You turn on the light and it pierces your corneas like drills. Nothing matters but relieving the tension in your abdomen right now, though, and you seat yourself on your cold toilet. The pressure builds and, expecting the worst, you give a mighty push.

The result startles you nearly sober. A thunderous fart like the cross between the lowest note on a tuba and the sound of two thick pieces of ham being slapped together reverberates through your house. You hear your cat running for cover somewhere in the living room. You’re pretty sure you can feel the foundation shifting beneath you. This is it. I’m going to die, your half-drunken mind screams at you, but the fart is gone as suddenly as it came. You sit up; the tension is gone. Confused, you peer into the toilet. A single tiny fecal orb that could be mistaken for a deer dropping rests at the bottom, surrounded by a bit of translucent brownish slime. You sigh and finish your business, almost feeling insulted at the waste of time and effort, before shuffling back to bed. That is this particular Toilet Tuesday; a big list with not a lot of substance. Stockhausen, W, and I took the time to scoop up that little bit of slime to present to you here, and there are a few more good selections in the list below (Bloodbath!), but for the most part, there’s nothing particularly enthralling about it. Have at it, flushers. -Spear


seelenfrost

Seelenfrost – (Talheim Records) [Black Metal]

Listen to “Erde,” “Himmel”

Upon seeing the title of Seelenfrost’s newest, , I was tempted to immediately flush it and re-title it as “8====☽” for all of us mature adults here at the ToH. Alas, I am at obligated to give everything at least a cursory listen in order to hastily slap on the first genre that comes to mind so you can all yell at me for how wrong I am. Fortunately, Seelenfrost is much better at writing songs than they are at titling their works. They play melancholic black metal with just a hint of folk, doubling the guitar parts with strings and choirs for an interesting warm quality. Plus, the drummer chose to actually write riffs instead of opting for the usual six-minute stretches of unvaried blastbeats! Good stuff! (Spear)


in tormentata quiete

In Tormentata Quiete – Cromagia (My Kingdom Music) [Avant-Garde Metal]

Listen to “la visione del Nero”

I’ll admit to being totally blind going into this one. For these blurbs I tend to pick bands I’m somewhat familiar with, but with whom I can still have a bit of an outside perspective. I had never heard of these guys, but I saw avant-garde and decided to go all in. I’m not disappointed! I wouldn’t quite call it avant-garde; we’re looking at a fascinating mix of elements that are mostly straightforward on their own, but fresh and engaging when combined in this way. Alternating between powerful, soaring cleans reminiscent of a billowy white shirt on the Italian shoreline and artsy symphonic black metal, these guys and gals serve up an eclectic mix of captivating music (with a little bit of cheese on the side) that warrants many repeated listens. (Stockhausen)


thomas giles

Thomas Giles – Modern Noise (Metal Blade) [Alt-Metal]

Listen to “Siphon the Bad Blood”

I’ll admit to being totally biased going into this one. I’m an unabashed Between the Buried and Me fan, and I really loved Tommy Rogers’ first solo album Pulse under his project name Thomas Giles. Fanboys rejoice, for he’s back with another album of catchy, fresh rock that deftly sports electronic shadings. Thus far, we’ve heard “I Appear Disappear,” “Mutilated World,” and “Siphon the Bad Blood,” and we still get the sense of the fine-tuned layering seen on Pulses with a clear progression of songwriting capabilities. There are more moments of a “band” format, adding to what I expect to be a nicely paced album through electronic vs. instrumental elements. Vary up your weekly blast of icy grimness with Modern Noise, and admit that life isn’t all desolate moonbeams and forests of the north. (Stockhausen)


cripper

Cripper – Hyëna (Metal Blade) [Death Thrash]

Listen to “Tourniquet”

Does the recent flaccid output by The Crown leave you jonesing for a balls-to-the-wall fix of death/thrash? Well, fret not, because Cripper are here to uppercut you right in the taint with a shot of adrenaline. “Tourniquet” is a shredding banger with great tone, great riffs, and great energy. This isn’t reinventing the wheel by any means, but who cares when something has you headbanging this hard? (W.)


primordial

Primordial – Where Greater Men Have Fallen (Metal Blade) [Folk Metal]

Listen to “Where Greater Men Have Fallen”

I’ve been digging Primordial since the release of Spirit the Earth Aflame, and I have high hopes for this album. Folk metal is more often miss than it is hit, but Primordial have an impressive acumen and always know how to avoid the pitfall of most folk metal bands. They consistently maintain the quality of the metal side of the folk metal equation, even if they no longer bear the trappings of black metal. “Where Greater Men Have Fallen” is an enthralling track that takes your heart on a journey across the sea to a mythical land of daring heroes and dastardly villains. This is folk metal done right, so don’t skip on this. (W.)


Adversarial/Paroxsihzem – Warpit of Coiling Atrocities (split- Vault of Dried Bones) [Blackened Death]
Preview

Air Raid – Point of Impact (High Roller Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Wildfire”

Aversion’s Crown – Tyrant (Nuclear Blast) [Deathcore]
Listen to “The Glass Sentient”

Bereft – Lost Ages (Silent Pendulum) [Black Metal/Doom]
Listen to “Loss”

Blind Race – Come and Get it (Independent) [Nu Metal]
Listen to “Come and Get it”

Bloodbath – Grand Morbid Funeral (Peaceville Records) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Famine of God’s Word,” “Church of Vastitas”

Bloodbound – Stormborn (AFM Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “Iron Throne”

Bloodstained Ground – A Poem of Misery (Czar of Bullets) [Melodeath]
Preview

Brant Bjork – Black Power Flower (Napalm Records) [Stoner Rock]
Stream

Brezno – Kri (Independent) [Folk Metal]
Listen to “Žanjica”

Cadaveria – Silence (Scarlet Records) [Black Metal]
Preview

Caskets Open – To Serve the Collapse (Ranka Kustannus) [Doom]
Listen to “Leave Them Alone”

Centinex – Redeeming Filth (Agonia Records) [Death Metal]
Listen to “When Bodies are Deformed,” “Moist Purple Skin,” “Death Glance”

Crimson Blue – The Angelic Performance (My Kingdom Music) [Art Metal]
Listen to “3rd Eye Close”

Cryptic Rising – Cryptic Rising (Black Metal Underground Records) [Black Metal]
Stream

Cuff – Transient Suffering Through the Ergosphere (Gore House) [Rings of Slamturn]
Stream

Cyhyraeth – Servant to the Fire (Independent) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Servant to the Fire”

Dimension – Revolution (Nightmare Records) [Prog Metal]
Listen to “Pale Horse” (actually, don’t)

Divine Ascension – Liberator (Vicisolum Productions) [Melodic Metal]
Listen to “Stronger”

Divine Wind – Front Crash ~最前線の激突~ (Unlimited Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “Tomorrow” (demo)

The Duskfall – Where the Tree Stands Dead (Apostasy Records) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Where the Tree Stands Dead,” “Farewell”

Ellende – Weltennacht (Talheim Records) [Atmospheric/Post-Black Metal]
Listen to “Zwischen Sommer und Herbst”

Entrench – Violent Procreation (War Anthem Records) [Death Thrash]
Listen to “Devoid of Life”

Eternal Sex and War – Negative Monoliths (Quality Steel Records) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Endless Dogmatic Demolition”

Et Moriemur – Ex Nihilo In Nihilum (Solitude Productions) [Doom/Depression]
Listen to “Liebeslied”

Ewigheim – 24/7 (Massacre Records) [Dark Metal]

Extinctionist – Portals of Extraterrestrial Invasions (Rising Nemesis Records) [Brutal Death]
Listen to “Portals of Extraterrestrial Invasions,” “Devoured by the Atmosphere”

Fen – Carrion Skies (Code666) [Progressive Black Metal]
Listen to “Menhir – Supplicant”

The Ghost Inside – Dear Youth (Epitaph Records) [Metalcore]
Stream

Gurd – Fake (NoiseArt) [Tuff Guy Metal]
Listen to “Fake”

Heavydeath – They Had No Names (Caligari Records) [Doom]
Stream

Idol of Fear – All Sights Affixed, Ablaze (Independent) [Melodeath]
Stream

Into Infernus – The End of Eden (Hollowed Records) [Blackened Deathcore?]
Listen to “Eve: Arch Angel,” “Tainted”

Jarnvidr – Landzplågor (Ostragothia Productions) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Vapenoffer”

Kaledon – Antillius: The King of Light (Scarlet Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “The Calm Before the Storm”

Karne – Faith in Flesh (Quality Steel Records) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Kill Me Again”

Kult Ofenzivy – Nauky Různik (Iron Bonehead) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Nauky Různik”

Lawless – R.I.S.E. (Escape Music Ltd.) [Heavy Metal]
Preview

Manimalism – Manimalism (Independent) [Avant-Garde Metal]
Listen to “Demons in Tuxedos”

Maximum Oversatan – Too Raw for Sound (Contaminated Tones) [Black Thrash]

Morodh – The World of Retribution (Witching Hour Productions) [Depressive Black Metal]
Stream

Neoplasmah – Auguring the Dusk of a New Era (Independent) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Stargate to Infinity”

Northumbria – Bring Down the Sky (Consouling Sounds) [Ambient]
Preview

NYN – Eventuality (Independent) [Progressive Death Metal]
Listen to “Death of the Nomadic,” “Torrential Flames,” “Oppression Unleashed”

Opus of a Machine – Simulacra (Independent) [Prog Metal]
Stream

Owl – The Last Walk (Zeitgeister) [Ambient/Doom]
Stream

Raspberry Bulbs – Privacy (Blackest Ever Black) [Black Metal/Crust]
Listen to “Light Surrounds Me”

Rauncy – Vices, Virtues, Visions (Massacre Records) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Truth Taker”

Revenge – Harder Than Steel (Rata Mutante) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Harder Than Steel”

Rise of the Northstar – Welcame (sic) (Nuclear Blast) [lolbuttz]
Listen to “Welcame (Furyo State of Mind)”

Rosae Crucis – Massoneria (MyGraveyard Productions) [Heavy Metal]
Preview

Savage Master – Mask of the Devil (Van Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “The Ripper in Black”

Soldierfield – Catharsis (Metalbox Recordings) [Groove Metal]
Listen to “Beautiful Lie”

Soulburn – The Suffocating Darkness (Century Media) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Under the Rise of a Dead Moon”

Stories from the Lost – Impairment (Dunk Records) [Post-Metal]
Listen

Ten – Albion (Rocktopia Records) [Hard Rock]

Thanatos – Global Purification (Century Media) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Global Purification”

These Are They – At the Feast of Seven Funerals (The End Records/Unruly Sounds) [Death Metal]
Stream

Thou Shell of Death – Cave Hill (Talheim Records) [Atmospheric Black Metal]
Listen to “The Spirit of the Forest Spring”

Ulver – Trolsk Sortmetall 1993-1997 (boxed set- Century Media) [Black Metal]

Varathron – Untrodden Corridors of Hades (Agonia Records) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Kabalistic Invocation of Solomon”

Warkvlt – Maju, Serbu, Serang, Hancurkan!!! (Persetan Records) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Maju, Serbu, Serang, Hancurkan!!!”

Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!

(Photos VIA, VIA, VIA, VIA, and VIA)

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  • God

    I love the new bloodbath. It makes my weiner the big weiner.

    • Keegan Lavern Still

      I JUST picked it up on my way to work after using the bus for the first time since I was in middle school. Now I get to have blue balls for the next several hours as it teases me whilst resting in my book bag.

      In related morning news, taking the bus blows so hard and I am irrationally irritated about it.

    • Zapp Brannigan

      Then we’re two peas in a pod!

    • Howard Dean

      New Bloodbath is the ultimate “meh” album of the year for me. Not a fan of the vocals, and nothing about the music really grabs my attention. With so many amazing death metal records being pumped out this year, there is nothing about this Bloodbath release to set it apart or elevate it above the others. Frankly, I’d rather spend the money on something else. I’d recommend someone pick up the new Calm Hatchery before the new Bloodbath.

      • God

        I guess what does it for me is the change in vocals. It took a few listens but I really dig it.

    • Grand Morbid Funeral <3

  • Edward

    We’re making a push today for #stayedward and #teamedward boys. A few of you guys are on the fence… and on my watchlist.

    I definitely want to hear all of Primordial the single I heard fvcking ruled. I was a fan of the last Raspberry Bulbs album.

  • I appreciate the apostrophe in Aversions Crown. That’s the way it SHOULD be. Don’t edit it!

  • VV.

    I lolled at hams slapping.

  • KJM

    Ah well, no new Flushcore or Lolbuttz Metal this week. Sigh…

    • #teamedward #stayedward #obnox

      There is always next week, don’t get down on yourself @KJM:disqus!

      • KJM

        I’ll do my best to carry on until then.

        • VV.

          Are you a wayward son?

          • KJM

            They’ll be peace when I am done.

          • Lay your weary head to reeeeesssst

          • Ann Covlter’s a whore, NO!

            GL

          • #teamedward #stayedward #void

            GL, #teamedward aka #teamvoid approves of your name change.

            ND

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

            Don’t you cry no more!

    • Spear

      There is definitely lolbuttz this week. Rise of the Northstar (though it was almost Dimension. They’re both awful)

      • KJM

        There it is! How did I miss that?

        • Spear

          Hope you’re ready for some weaboo rapcore!

    • well fuck

      Aversions Crown, Gurd and Cuff were all mega flushable

  • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

    Bereft is just what I need this morning. Good shit!

    • #teamedward #stayedward #void

      Any and all references to SMOLGH receive upvotes.

      • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

        Agreed.

    • they’re from Madison… or as i like to call it “paradise” (just visited for the first time this year)

      • Keegan Lavern Still

        As someone who was born and raised in Madison, all I can say is YES. Navigating the treacherous death trap that is the downtown area will also yield extra rewards, including Eareax Records.

  • we have to wait another week for the new Thomas Giles.
    #toiletproblems

    • that single he released was pretty “meh.” something i’m pretty sure 90% of the people in here want to flush (me included, rly)

      • Elite Extremöphile

        you underestimate the power of BTBAM fanaticism

        • Stockhausen

          Indeed he does, huge cat. Indeed he does.

          • Elite Extremöphile

            He could put out a nu metal album and I would still probably listen to it.

          • I mean, I thought the song was ok. I figured there’d be a bunch of people #tookvlt to listen

          • Elite Extremöphile

            There probably are, but I’m never #tookvlt for tommy

      • nah i’m fully on board the Thomas Train. i guess if anyone else were to have made the album, i’d overlook it. but i know he’s a rocket songwriter and his voice comforts me like my two mobile space heaters on a cold night.

        • they’re two they’re four they’re six they’re 8, shunting carts and hauling freight….up the hills and round the bends……

          • Elite Extremöphile

            into the void, it never ends

    • Stockhausen

      I’m a white girl for Thomas Giles.

      • Elite Extremöphile

        I always failed to understand how obsessed people would be with stuff like one direction or beyonce and then I discovered Thomas Giles.

        • Cock ov Steele

          #StayGiles

          • Stockhausen

            #TeamTommy

        • Stockhausen

          Hahaha. Exactly. This is me right now:
          “PSH, all you sheep care about is that empty pop garbage and a pretty face, you don’t know real art. OMG new Thomas Giles he’s seaux dreamy lolol omg.”

          • Elite Extremöphile

            I shit you not, I turned some of my friends into BTBAM fans by showing them pictures of Thomas Giles.

          • I really didn’t realize people were so #wetpanties over this dude.

          • Cock ov Steele

            Have you even gone Giles yet?

          • Not #GayforGiles, sry.

          • Cock ov Steele

            You say that now, but in the end we’re all #GayforGiles. Join us.

          • But I dont wannnaaaa

          • Elite Extremöphile

            It helps that all of them were either gay or girls because liberal arts university

          • JöhnnytheMotherFuckin’Crünch™

            He’s like SMOHLG IRL

      • YourLogicIsFlushed

        I am going to get a hair cut this week and I will probably use him as an example of what I want. #FullOnFanboy #HairIsAlreadyKindaLikeThatAnyway

    • #teamedward #stayedward #void

      OH SNAP MCNULTY JOINED THE WINNING TEAM

      • #teamwinningteam #inception

        • #teamedward #stayedward #void
          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

            I loved that episode. It was one of my favorites from that season.

          • #teamedward #stayedward #void

            Let me preface this by saying I am not a South Park aficionado, but, it’s one of my favorites all time.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

            I loved the ziplining one from season 16. That was one of my favorite episodes ever.

    • JöhnnytheMotherFuckin’Crünch™

      I too am looking forward to that

  • Can someone tell Rise of the Northstar that Nu Metal died quite a while ago?

    • KJM

      “Somebody tell this band what year it is…”

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KZHGAiB7Ww

      • VV.

        That scene when Murderface is dry-heaving while cleaning the vomit turned my stomach,

        • KJM

          The best part is how that “band” right away takes Toki far more seriously than Murderface.

          • VV.

            Which season is your favorite? I’d have to go with Season 2.

          • KJM

            Agreed, easily the best season.

          • VV.

            Season 3 had some really great parts, but I think the humor works much better in the shorter format.

          • KJM

            Yep, no slow parts or filler.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

            I love Season 2 as well. When it comes to other Adult Swim programming I love the new show Mike Tyson Mysteries as well as The Eric Andre Show.

          • Dont forget Rick & Morty.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

            Rick and Morty is an awesome show. I almost bought a shirt of it yesterday but it wasn’t in my size.

          • Eric Andre show is brilliant! also, anything Tim & Eric.

          • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

            Gene Hoglan on Eric Andre >>>>>>>>>

          • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey
          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            At least finish the story of Frisky Dingo.

          • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

            Yep, it definitely had a lot of explaining to do at the end. Lol, and about 3/4 of the characters all died in one fell swoop.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Yep. Archer is funny but I love Frisky Dingo. Wouldn’t it be cool if they brought Wendle from Department of Labor to the show? They should make that happen.

          • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

            Lol, that would be interesting to say the least! Wendle was a special kind of fucked up.
            “Cheese and rice, he shot himself!”

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Oh Wendell dragged the old pineapple through many a number of ladies.

  • Nordling Beerhands Karhu

    Seelenfrost, Primordial, Caskets Open, Bloodbath, Fen, Soulburn, Thanatos. What do you mean not a lot of substance?
    Also Maximum Oversatan is the best (drunk idea) band name ever

    • Spear

      I dunno, maybe it was the inordinate amount of shit that came out alongside the good stuff. I plan on re-listening to a bunch of this per you and a few others’ suggestions.

    • I tried to get into that new Primordial but couldn’t do it. That new Fen album, however, is incredible. Add that to the seelenfrost and owl albums, glorious.

    • Howard Dean

      Varathron and Raspberry Bulbs bring the substance for me.

      • Nordling Beerhands Karhu

        +1 for Raspberry Bulbs, what a name!

  • I made a compilation of my favorite comments that were deleted over ABC News (NSAnews?, lol thanks JJM) during yesterdays coll rolling extravaganza. Please refresh for image.

    Thanks,

    GL

    • Elite Extremöphile

      WAKE UP SHEEPLE

    • Here are mine (refresh for image)

      • Spear

        Trying not to bust out laughing in class at that Jesus CPR comment.

      • KJM

        “I love the smell of coal in the morning!”

      • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

        If I say its safe to surf this coal, Captain, then its safe to surf this coal! I mean, I’m not afraid to surf this coal, I’ll surf this whole fucking coal rolling place!

        Edit: Huh, I meant to post this to KJM. Fuck it, I’m dead.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

          The coal, the coal. So much coal.

          • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

            Bro! Nice trailer pants!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

            They are extremely comfortable.

          • Welcome back

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

            I’ts great to be back. There’s so much coal I have to roll now that I’m back.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            JANITOR JIM!!!!

      • ah, takes me back to the daily caller article we bombarded when the RHRC first started

      • NefariousDude

        Died @ “built this country on coal and oil” God bless the toilet

    • I would gladly join the Toilet’s Coal Rolling League

    • they deleted Freedom

      • they did it real quick, too. we’re probably on some new lists now.

        • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

          I broke my old record by getting booted off of The Daily Mail in 15 minutes, for saying I’d let Betty White fart sausage links into my mouth while I make seal noises. Because I’m a romantic like that.

    • IronLawnmower

      ROLLING THAT FREEDOM COAL BABY!

    • i saved a particularly hilarious exchange on the CPR page and posted it to FB. but you wouldn’t know anything about that!

  • Dat new Seelenfrost, Fen, and Owl records. Sex

  • @disqus_4cmy05mgrZ:disqus your intro paragraphs get even more brutal every week.

    • Spear

      Anything to keep myself from becoming the Axl of the Toilet.

  • Can we talk about this artwork?
    https://f1.bcbits.com/img/a4093739197_2.jpg

    • Seem like a appropriate t-shirt print to me.

      GL

    • Quality liquify filter on that bitch.

    • Twilight?

      • JWG

        Definitely looks like the were Twi-ing too hard…

    • Stockhausen

      Don’t lie. You just want to talk about your feelings.

      • Feelings are for lifelovers.

        • Stockhausen

          I stabbed my feelings in the face with my heart that I chiseled into a dagger.

          • I buried them in a sea of chicken fingers and honey mustard. There were no survivors.

          • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

            Ewww…

    • God

      Guy on left: why am I such a weeboo f4ggot
      Waifu: idk but the guy in the back is smoking some dank room filling shit.

    • you seen Bob Odenkirk’s short film “Bob Pitches a Video”? well say this in the movie executive’s voice:
      “What do the hipsters like these days? Vampires? Cigarettes? Romantic vampires?”

    • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

      Guy on the left: “Goddamnit, he has money for crack, but he can’t pay rent?!?! And the final notice from the electric company and water company came today?!? Oh, fuck my life!”
      Chick on right (in Bullwinkle voice): “Eanie meanie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak!”

  • Oh, Monster Magnet’s “Milking The Stars” came out today too.

  • The Prophet Mohammed

    What, no love for Monster Magnets release, Milking the Stars? This album is so fucking trippy and must be heard!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_LfpbDnunU

    • i’ll give it a good listen. i REALLY dug Last Patrol!

      • The Prophet Mohammed

        Same here. If you don’t know much about the album, the approach was to take the last album but “what if it was recorded in 1968.” It’s definitely a bong-rip, black light album.

        • That sounds pretty intriguing

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

          I’m going to have to give this a listen. It sounds like something I’d enjoy.

        • JöhnnytheMotherFuckin’Crünch™

          *raises single eyebrow*

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        Monster Magnet is great.

    • Spear

      Totally my bad. I misread a post about it and thought it was just a remaster with some live tracks. Sorry!

      • The Prophet Mohammed

        No problemo. Great job otherwise.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

      I love this album so far. I’m giving it a listen and it sounds like the best album any of those harder edged psychedelic rock bands never made.

      • HI JJD!

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

          Jimmy! Isn’t this album great? It reminds me of a combination of bands like Vanilla Fudge, Blue Cheer and Metamorphosis era Iron Butterfly.

          • A) i just started my stream B) i have no fvcking clue who you’re talking about (i’m not old like you!)

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

            It’s so good! Vanilla Fudge, Blue Cheer and Iron Butterfly are bands that were around in the 60’s who can be called the foundation of metal.

          • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

            And can’t forget MC5!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

            Of course you can’t. Kick out the jams, motherflushers!

          • Lacertilian

            Have you heard Leaf Hound’s ‘Growers Of Mushroom’ (1971)?
            Orange Goblin do a nice cover of Freelance Fiend.

    • This is fucking great!

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

        I love it too. It reminds me of something a band like Blue Cheer would make.

  • Opening sequence to the VARATHRON song for Riff of the Week.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

      So far my ROTW will be something off the new Monster Magnet album. The album fucking rips.

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

    I completely forgot to mention that the Pink Floyd live album Delicate Sound of Thunder reissue was released yesterday. I’ve been trying to find a copy of it and now I can buy a copy. Yay!

  • Count_Breznak

    Primordial always sound like they are playing a game of Clue..”It was BETRAYAL..with a DAGGER..in the DARKNESS…5000 years ago” because “BLOOOOOOOOOD ON MY HANDS”

  • Mother Shabubu III

    Every week this post reminds me that we are officially out of metal band names and album titles.

    • VV.

      I think we’ll see a rising trend of bands naming themselves after other bands’ songs and albums.

      • Mother Shabubu III

        OH JOY!

  • CT-12

    Cripper is a good time, definitely not reinventing the wheel or anything though

  • thexenosapien

    No Voices?
    https://www.facebook.com/voiceslondon

    Does no one follow the Akercocke dudes?

    • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

      Checking this out now!

    • Pagliacci is TeamEd

      I know our brohan Conan has a broner for Akercocke.

      • thexenosapien

        Yeah, wonder if he’s aware of this band.

    • this is wonderful! thanks. welcome to the toilet (?)

  • pïgchop™

    Black Sabbath – Germany – 1970

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6l0Co3EE6k

    Some of the footage from a…boxing ring?

  • J.R.

    Bruh. fan of that Divine Ascension. I dig the “sound” aspect, but the actual words that are being said are just not to my liking. Something about songs set in “first person”…and I tend to prefer songs that deal with lyrics that are removed from the human sphere of influence. just a feeling.