This Toilet Tuesday (11/17/15)

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If you’re anything like me, you thrive on new music. You revel in the discovery of new sounds, whether they’re completely alien or comfortably familiar. You delight in opening up that new CD or vinyl, or seeing that Bandcamp ticker go up. There’s nothing quite like the joy of finding a new ripping tune. Then you see how long that list is and realize just how many of those awesome new tracks you’ll never hear. You wish you had more time for it all, or for anything. But you don’t; you have a job, or school, or some other commitment that drags you away from what makes you happy. You realize how much time you’ve spent on the inane, vapid crap that fuels our social machine when you could have been spending time with loved ones, or reading, or learning a new skill. You think about how quickly the days seem to pass lately, how a year doesn’t seem like such a long time anymore. And you think about how each one of those short, short years brings you further from achieving your dreams as you fight to keep up with deadlines and work and social engagements, and just that much closer to the end. The thought of your own mortality and the insignificance of your existence spirals around and around in your head until the crushing enormity of it all crashes down on you. You retract from society, you shun your friends, you stay inside. Nothing of worth is going to be achieved in your lifetime. You wither into the grey.

Enjoy the new tunes, everybody!


turbid north

Turbid North – Eyes Alive (The Pyramid) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Eyes Alive”

Turbid North have been blowing up the Texas metal scene, and for good reason. Their previous release, Orogeny, melded tough as nails death metal with Mastodon-esque psychedelia to create what very much sounded like a rougher, tougher version of Blood Mountain. I’m super stoked on the new tracks from Eyes Alive, and I hope the band continues to expand its sonic palette. FFO: Mastodon, Goat the Head, Gorefest 11/20/15 (W.)


sar nath

Sar Nath – Sorrow and Psychopathium Consummate (Merdumgiriz Records) [DSBM]
Stream

A mournful ghost haunts the wastes of Henderson, Texas. You can hear its mournful cries echoing across Wiley Webb Lake during the witching hour on a moonless night. Or, you can just check out Sar Nath‘s Sorrow and Psychopathium Consummate. This DSBM record is loaded with the staples of the genre, including pained shrieks, raw production, and minimalist rhythms, but there are some unique elements that keep me coming back for more sorrow. On a day like today, when tragedy feels so real and present, I can find a counterpoint in Sar Nath’s art. FFO: Lifelover, Intig, Borgne 11/16/15 (W.)


darkest era

Darkest Era – Gods and Origins (Cruz Del Sur Music) [Heavy/Power Metal]
Preview

The old school heavy metal meets Primordial blueprint of Darkest Era’s latest full-length Severance left me wanting more badly. While we are not served the same epicness here, a folksy ballad and a reworking of an old song ought to keep the worst hunger at bay. 11/20/15 (Karhu)


nylithia

Nylithia – Hyperthrash (Independent) [Tech Thrash]
Listen to “61-50-7,” “Whips & Chainz,” “Razor,” “Blüdwolves,” “This Far, No Further”

I once saw someone use the analogy that Nylithia is to thrash as tech death is to regular death metal in that it’s thrash, but it’s way over-the-top. And it is; each song is incredibly busy, hand-contorting guitar lines trading with pummeling drums and an ever-flowing barrage of screams. It’s what Revocation would sound like if they were as happy as Battlecross. And did cocaine. Lots of cocaine. 11/21/15 (Spear)


Abhorrent – Intransigence (Willowtip Records) [Disgusting Tech]
Listen to “Ifrit”

Abnabak/Mormânt de Snagov – Triumph of Death (split- Cold Raw Records) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Memento Mori” (Abnabak)

Adrenal Asphyxia – Gorgonized (Independent) [Death Metal]
Listen to “In the Guts of Gaia”

Anomalie – Refugium (Art of Propaganda) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Untouched Walls,” “Refugium”

Atrorum – Structurae (Apathia Records) [Progressive Black Metal]
Stream

Battlecreek – Hate Injection (Independent) [Thrash]
Preview

Benefactor Decease – Anatomy of an Angel (Xtreem Music) [Thrash]
Listen to “Electrical Death”

Blood Thirsty – Woe to the City of Blood (Independent) [Brutal Death Metal]

Chronicle – Primordial Fear (Independent) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Purification Through Pain”

Contrarian – Polemic (Willowtip Records) [Progressive Death Metal]
Listen to “Polemic”

Coraxo – Neptune (Massacre Records) [Electronic/Melodeath]
Listen to “The Bastion”

Corrosive Elements – Toxic Waste Blues (Greyvestorm Productions) [Death Metal]
Preview

Cyψis – Slaves to the Moment (Independent) [Death Metal]
Stream

Diatonic – Hidden Pieces (Into the Night Records) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Led by the Mind”

Diviner – Fallen Empires (Ulterium Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Kingdom Come”

Divine Wind – Revival (Unlimited Records) [Power Metal]
Preview

Ending Tyranny – Evolution of Deceit (CDN Records) [Brutal Death Metal]
Listen to “12 Palms”

Enisum – Arpitanian Lands (Dusktone) [Blackgaze]
Stream

Enthauptung – Adirondack (Independent) [Black Metal]

Exuviated – Last Call to the Void (Spinal Records) [Death Metal]
Listen to “No Faith Remains”

Fatal Embrace – Slaughter to Survive (Iron Shield Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “Slaughter to Survive”

Grauzeit – Antagonist (Independent) [Post-Black Metal]
Listen to “Transformation”

HateSphere – New Hell (Massacre Records) [Death/Thrash]
Listen to “Lines Crossed Lives Lost,” “New Hell”

Heilnoz/Drengskapur – The Forest’s Arcanum (split- Dominance of Darkness Records) [Black Metal]
Preview

Hellgoat – Infernal Zeal (Pale Horse Recordings) [Black Metal]
Listen

Imperia – Tears of Silence (Massacre Records) [Symphonic Metal]
Listen to “Crossroads”

Inglorious – Eternal Chaos (Via Nocturna) [Black Metal]
Stream

Magic Circle – Journey Blind (20 Buck Spin) [Doom]
Stream

Månegarm – Månegarm (Napalm Records) [Viking Metal]
Listen to “Odin Owns Ye All”

Manimal – Trapped in the Shadows (AFM Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “March of Madness”

Mordskog – Mors Est Vitae Essentia (Dementium Distro) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Mors Est Vitae Essentia”

Mountain Throne/Lords of Triumph – Sword Dance/Reaching the End (split- Journey’s End Records) [Doom]

No Bros – Metal Marines (Pure Rock Records) [Heavy Metal]
Preview

Null’o’zero – The Enemy Within (Roar! Rock of Angels Records) [Heavy Metal]
Listen to “Unleashed by Fire”

Parius – Saturnine (Independent) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Saturnine,” “Confined”

Sekoria – Im Reich der Schatten (Kernkrafritter Records) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Die Nachtigall”

Selene – The Forgotten (Independent) [Symphonic Metal]
Listen to “Dorian,” “Never-Ending Silence”

Sex Murder Art – End of Existence (Rotten Records) [Brutal Death Metal]
Listen to “Incinerating the False Prophets”

A Sickness unto Death – The Great Escape (Source of Deluge Records) [Death/Doom]
Listen to “The Concrete Lake,” “Intoxicated”

Signum Regis – Chapter IV: The Reckoning (Ulterium Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “Lost and Found”

Skywings – Sky Legacy (Studio Medras) [Power Metal]
Preview

Solution .45 – Nightmares in the Waking State Pt. 1 (AFM Records) [Death/Groove Metal]
Listen to “Perfecting the Void”

Steak Number Eight – Kosmokoma (Indie Recordings) [Sludge/Post Metal]
Stream

Steelwing – Reset, Reboot, Redeem (Noiseart Records) [Speed Metal]
Listen to “Reset, Reboot, Redeem”

Underling – Bloodworship (Independent) [Black Metal]
Stream

Weeping Birth – The Crushed Harmony (Apathia Records) [Tech Death]
Stream

Zloslut – U transu sa nepoznatim siluetama (Winter Blast Halls) [Black Metal]
Stream

Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments below!

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    • Hubert

      ..

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Aw. look at that little fella. Too bad they grow up to be Finnish. ^_^

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          And can’t name a better band than Dissection…

          • ┼yree

            Black Metal band I believe it was. I am still eagerly awaiting this answer too.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Yes, thank you kind Tyree. It was a black metal band. Still awaiting an answer….

          • hey! just remember no smoking in the back of the bus, ok?

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            I have no idea what your statement means.

          • Hey, rookie! Get serious!

          • whoops… cool kids sit in the back of the bus.

          • You are mistaken, KSOFM was the one who pooped his pants for attention (I think that is how it went…?) That is strictly front of the bus material.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Just because I wanted to smell some chick’s asshole?

          • Maybe?

            *My sad attempt at humor is failing miserably*

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            I was just stating a cunting fact. Nothing more and nothing less.

          • ┼yree

            I pooped my pants before at work. I can tell you I did not do that shit (No pun intended) for attention.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Shit yes bro!

          • ┼yree

            Yup, total mud butt.

          • ProfoundHatred

            My manager shit his pants. Ran to the bathroom trying to hold his ass to keep it contained. Alas, it was a futile effort, as he left a present for the cleaning lady.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril
          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I took a dump outside in Kenmore Sq, had no choice. Right after I left the club it hit me and there were no public restrooms to be found. I found the most hidden corner of the area I could and got it over with quick.

          • ┼yree
          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Bubblewrap: more addictive than smack.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Bubble wrap is the best.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Oh, you’re making fun of me. Ok, I got it.

          • i am so getting stuffed into a locker for this… better make it easy and relax all my limbs

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            And your cunting anus.

          • this might be the funniest thing you’ve said to me.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            I’m just getting warmed up, lifelover.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            I am so getting stuffed in the butthole for this… better make it easy, relax all my limbs and bite the edge of the table.

            FTFY

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Here, bite down on this chair leg…

          • ┼yree

            I’d never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it’s called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it’s called murder?

  • ┼yree

    New Hellgoat. Nice! Such a mean band.

  • Super Nintendo Chalmers

    More like Turds’n’more.

    Huehuehuehue

  • Check out this dope promo video. You will not regret it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTQGCDSfG1U

  • COAL ROLL

    THANK YOU

  • COAL ROLL

    You fuckers just linked me to metalsucks with that turbid north

  • ┼yree

    Ooooo. I’m digging this Zloslut album so far.

  • That intro hits home for me Mr. Spear. One of these days when I’m bored, I’m going to make a pie chart to visualise how much of my time is being sucked away by things I’d rather not be doing. Work is the #1 offender for sure. Gonna jam that Turbid North now.

  • Nylithia be jammin. Steak Number Eight also swells my blood sausage. Good jamz this week.

  • Turbid North FTW. Holy shit

    • They are like a killer blend of all things metal!

      • ProfoundHatred

        I had just finished listening through Disharmony by Twitching Tongues and came here looking for something to follow it. This is it, and for exactly that reason.

        • Right? Killer tunes.

          Also, welcome to the toilet! Been lurking for awhile?

          GL

          • ProfoundHatred

            Quite a while, yeah. I’m just not one to comment unless I feel like I can actually contribute to the conversation, hahaha.

          • Excellent! Hope to see you posting more.

          • …you say this as if most of us are contributing
            well i hope you comment more!

  • Guacamole Jim

    Oooooh new Solution .45?

    • Guacamole! This death/groove is something you approve of?

      • Guacamole Jim

        My earholes are approving as I type this. I’ve got a massive soft spot for Solution .45.

        • This was my first time listening to them. It was pgood!

          • Guacamole Jim

            For real? You should give their first album a spin. It seems like it’d be something that’s right up your alley, amigo.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA4_SheHZqM&list=PLF2122ACB19D39125

          • Will listen to this now. Thanks bud!

          • I am really digging this. Reminds me a lot of Sonic Syndicate. I was a fan back in the day…

          • Guacamole Jim

            Oh yeah, they’ve both got that thick Gothenburg production. I actually like the sound, though I’ve never been a fan of Sonic Syndicate. Solution .45 sounds lot like Scar Symmetry to me, which is probably because Christian Älvestam used to sing for SS.

          • Ha I was never a fan of SS. It is funny how bands in general start to sound so similar to each other and a person kinda cherry picks which bands he or she likes. Interesting.

          • Guacamole Jim

            I always disliked the persona of Sonic Syndicate. I’d first heard them in music videos, and the whole unit seemed too bro-ish for me. That may just have been Patrick Ulleus, though. That dude’s videos piss me off (except for My Sweet Shadow – that video slays).

          • THERE IS ONLY ONE VIDEO NAMED MY SWEET SHADOW WORTH WATCHING
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8fG63dnmM
            <3<3<3

          • Guacamole Jim

            THESE NEW SHORES BUUUUUUURN

          • Guacamole Jim

            Actually, I don’t know if Patrick Ulleus directed this or not.. he did a bunch of their other stuff. Such a good song/video though.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Korn vocals.

        • I’ll have to give a whirl after class, then.

    • of course a band with that name appeals to Glock Jim

      • Guacamole Jim

        BLAOW BLAOW

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          #PLOPLOPLO #360NOSCOPE #YOLO420BLAZEIT

    • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

      With more scrubbing power in every bottle.

      • Guacamole Jim

        RIP Billy Mays.

  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    Has anyone pointed out that Charlie Sheen has HIV yet?

    Thats real tigers blood.

    • ┼yree

      This is the most positive thing to happen to Sheen in years!

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      It’s what happens when you go bareback with porn stars and hookers. How could he possibly think that would work out well for him?

      • EsusMoose

        Coke. A lot of it.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          Too much, apparently.

          • more beer

            I`m sure he was doing Scarface sized piles.

          • Surprised he still has a nose. Says he’s broke now. He was making about two million dollars an episode to shit out Two and a Half Men.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I believe that. He spends so much that I’m amazed he wasnt already broke.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            On a similar note, I’d love to know roughly how much MJ was making per year when this happened, as he spends astronomical amounts of money on the goddamned ugliest dust-gatherers you’ve ever seen.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJAJbhC-KAA

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Dunno, but he was massively in debt before he died, for obvious reasons.

          • more beer

            That`s a whole lot of blow and hookers!

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            And spending $250,000 to get Lindsay Lohan out of trouble with the IRS. She actually made a very very wise choice by not banging him when he repeatedly tried to afterwards.

          • … and beer!

          • more beer

            He was probably drinking scotch.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I grew up almost literally dirt fucking poor and I’m not doing THAT much better but I am doing better. It just boggles my mind that someone can make that much money and just wipe their ass with it, angers me quite frankly.

          • Vote for Jeb

            My family of 6 lived in a double-wide trailer for a while.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’ve lived in apartments with no fridge, no shower, and there were times we couldn’t even afford to have a home phone never mind stuff like cable.

          • Vote for Jeb

            I hope you didn’t think I was trying to bogart your point. I think a lot of us around here come from humble means. I honestly think being rich and famous would be awful.

          • Totally agreed. I just want to be rich. Filthy, fuckin’ stinkin’ rich.

          • Guacamole Jim

            I was a poor fellow myself, but thankfully Canada’s social system meant we got lots of tax breaks and most of our dental and eye care bills covered. This conversation does remind me a bit of this sketch:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKHFZBUTA4k

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            No, not at all. In fact, it’s always good to know that there are others who understand what it’s like to live that way.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’d be cool with having money, but fuck fame in all it’s face holes. I’m a very private person.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            I can relate. I used to be a shiftless layabout until I started reading a book a day. Now I own a lambo.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1RJTHf5fk

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            DIE.

          • Why, I watched the first two-thirds of “MC Hammer: Behind the Music” and if there’s one thing I learned about money it’s that it never runs out!

          • Guacamole Jim

            I love you.

          • (this can be our little secret)

          • more beer

            It just runs out much faster when it is being used to sniff coke off of hookers asses.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Oddly enough, he’s rich doing financial advise courses now. Floyd Mayweather’s probably gonna need that and a change cup in the next couple of years.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            But didn’t he get a fuckload for those 90 episodes of Anger Management he signed up for? I’d be amazed if that show made it 20 episodes. I sat through one episode, and it’s one of the worst shows ever put to TV.

      • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

        Charlie better call Saul, he’s gonna need him with the stampede of lawsuits on the way!

    • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

      Hah, THINNING!!!!!!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Who could have seen that coming?

      • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

        His mouth.

    • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

      Oh, and it’s already begun! 6 of his sex partners are already suing, and more are lining up. And with over 200 partners over the last 4 years = Better Call Saul!

      http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/17/charlie-sheen-hiv-lawsuit/

  • EsusMoose

    Steak number eight’s new album is already on spotify, let’s see if I don’t get bored a quarter of the way through this time! I tried their last and it felt like a 3 hour record to me, which surprised me because post-metal is my chicken wing.

    • brevity…isn’t their thing, man

      • EsusMoose

        So far the opener of the new one is pleasant, mostly riding a repeating idea but post-metal doesn’t always like to dip into the riffsaurus (that’s riff and thesaurus not a dinosaur made of riffs though that’d be cool).

  • 365chaosriddendays

    Today a classic turns 20 and what to say about the musical testament of Jon Nödtveid, I call it a cornestone of “Black Metal” in all of his majestic darkness and coldness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G9tEqqMqnw

    • ┼yree

      Some people around here won’t appreciate this. But I do. Thanks for posting, I did not realize this.

      • 365chaosriddendays

        I like that you appreciate, some albums are stuck in my mind, the early years of “Black Metal” were great!

        • ┼yree

          Indeed! It was an exciting time and I wish I was part of it. All well, it’s still fun reading the history and digging up all the killer underground bands of the time. Never gets old.

          • 365chaosriddendays

            I agree and you are right, a lot of killer underground:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZULdioqtykI

          • Lacertilian

            Revisited this during last week looking for an ‘icy’ contender for RoTW. So fucking good.

          • 365chaosriddendays

            Yeah, indeed the last “frostbitten edition” left me surprised a bit for the lack of some milestones of the past, you’re right by the way, so fucking good!

          • Lacertilian

            I mentioned this album in my description but submitted the coldest, most icy riff from the past.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Yes.

    • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

      Lol, I remember blasting this quite a bit at the bar near to my house in Chicago. Often with it popping up in the middle of everyone’s old school R&B sets. Let’s just say the responses were interesting.

      • 365chaosriddendays

        Lol, I could imagine: “Hey you people , grim is the way I like it, sorry but It’s a fucking ripper…and..yes…the dark lord is my guide for existence!”

  • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

    No Bros confuses me. The name says “we’re totally the anti-Five Finger Death Punch”, but the ‘Metal Marines’ part totally screams “we’re totally the next Five Finger Death Punch”.

    And third week without a ‘lolbuttz’ band?! Chop chop!

  • Old Man Doom

    Goddamnit, Turbid North is my fucking jam.

    • Vote for Jeb

      It’s Old Man of the Mountain metal.

      • Old Man Doom

        I was talking with Nick Forkel on FB the other day about the artwork and he mentioned that the album is a concept album having to do with a catastrophic solar event. Mountain metal, incredible production, groove, concept: I’m fucking sold.

  • Maik Beninton™

    “It’s what Revocation would sound like if they were as happy as Battlecross. And did cocaine. Lots of cocaine.”
    Lolz.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    That SOLUTION .45 riff is fucking phenomenal, why does the chorus have to go so sawft?

    • That’s a big no-no for me. I hate when metal songs don’t make the chorus the best riff. If I’m gonna hear something multiple times in the song, it better be rocket as fuck, yo.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Agreed, I’m fine with clean vocals where they’re needed, but don’t go all Linkin Park on me during the chorus.

        • Lacertilian

          Never go full cleans.

  • EsusMoose

    Steak Number Eight’s new album is great, to me it’s as good Intronaut’s new album

  • Waynecro

    Holy crap. So much good shit: Solution .45, Parius, Weeping Birth, Nylithia, Grauzeit, Enisum, Contrarian, and Abhorrent. I’m going to have to fake my own death for life-insurance money so I can buy all these albums.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    That Zloslut ain’t bad

    • Lacertilian

      Try Turbid North.
      The whole thing.
      You will like it.
      It is written.