The Worst Metal Song Of All Time: The Flushable Four
As predicted, we got SUPERBRO vs. SUPERBRO and SWOOPYCUT vs. SWOOPYCUT. These are matchups that the demons in the deepest circles of hell dream about.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. The category of “good bands that made terrible songs” is gone. Morbid Angel clung to life for as long as it could but was finally ousted by a band incapable of making one good song. We are left with the purest, most pungent garbage metal of all time. I honestly have no idea how to justify any of the remaining votes, but let us know how you do!