The Toilet ov Hell Valentines Day 2015 Playlist

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Oh hey, Valentines Day is tomorrow. Here is your soundtrack to getting gouged by florists and restaurants.

Out of all the holidays on the calendar, Valentines Day is certainly one of them. Unlike Christmas (which is terrible), I’ve got no strong feelings about this day one way or another. Dubya is all giddy to serenade Laura with R. Kelly jams, Masterlord has hella romantic plans with Lady SteelDragon, and Randall Thor is going to fuck a dragon. This year February 14th is just another Saturday for me, so I’mma thrash and kill some BEERS, bro.

So whatever you plan on getting up to this weekend, whether it be a grossly overpriced evening with your lady and/or fella, desperately swiping away at Tinder, or weeping pitifully into your smuggled flask at the 50 Shades of Grey premier, we’ve got you covered with this sick ass playlist of songs vaguely related to love and hearts and stuff.

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  • VVayne Brady

    This one goes out to my homies Ed and Guac Jim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy8wN5q387c

    • Edward/Breegrodamus
      • Tyree

        Wow. Just wow.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          Uh, one thing ’bout music, when it hit you feel no pain

          white folks says it controls your brain

          I know better than that, that’s game

          • VVayne Brady

            There’s a remix of this song floating around somewhere that has a guitar chord and Wayne Static growling “hip hop.”

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            Did someone mention Wayne on a hip hop song? I will listen when I’m done working out.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            … interesting… ?

    • Guacamole Jim

      Yeaaaaaahh boi!

      • Tyree

        No.

        • Guacamole Jim

          My way might not be your way
          But it’s okay; it’s alright
          Your way might not be my way
          But it’s okay; it’s alright

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEXB0WsFVKg

          • Tyree

            No.

          • VVayne Brady

            Man, no love for Dead Prez up in here.

          • Guacamole Jim

            I know! It’s cool though. The thug life isn’t for everyone.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Yeah man, happy to have done it, I’m glad you dig them. I’m super happy about how big they have gotten and their success but as a long time El-P superfan it’s still a little weird to me, haha.

            Have you ever listened to Cannibal Ox’s The Cold Vein? They are finally releasing a debut (which won’t be as good) – as I have heard their new singles I relistened to The Cold Vein yesterday and it is nearly flawless. It was truly ahead of its time when it was released… I believe in 2001.

          • VVayne Brady

            I was listening to Cannibal Ox recently. Did you ever get in on that Clipping game?

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Clipping? Not sure but I don’t think so…

          • VVayne Brady

            Look up his album CLPPNG on Spotify. You won’t be disappointed.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Vast Aire?

          • VVayne Brady

            CLPPNG

          • Tyree
          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I live it, I don’t need to listen to it.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            For an elite metal blog and a metal crazed community, we do have a fair number of hip hop livin’ sons of bitches up in here.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Yeah dude. I’ve been meaning to thank you for getting me into RtJ. They’re incredible.

  • Lets’ get freak-ay!!
    http://youtu.be/D6CTpYg8usE

  • This is the first valentines day in a while where i wont have to spend money on stupid shit to assure my S/O that I love her. Instead, bandcamp is my fucking valentine and I will spend ludacris amounts of money there.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      I’m taking my lady out to a reasonably priced Italian restaurant. I’ll probably drop $60 since she doesn’t seem to drink ever.

      More in line with what you’re on about JB, I have two albums I really want to purcahse and then I’m thinking of reeling it in a little bit. Death Karma’s new jam and the upcoming Imperial Triumphant (which you would love) album. I already copped that Primitive Man EP.

      I basically just gave away my post in the late slot today, haha.

      • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

        You didn’t give it away until you told you had done so 😉

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          Watch this lightning fast save!

          • TOO LATE

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Did one of you guys catch a screenshot? Otherwise I feel like I accomplished something, something big.

          • VVayne Brady

            Guac did.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            That man is fast, and clever.

          • Guacamole Jim

            But you’re sexier, so it evens out.

          • Guacamole Jim

            TOOOOOO LATE MOTHERFLUSHER HAHAHAHAHA

          • Guacamole Jim

            Oh. You didn’t change anything. Well, that was anticlimactic.

            [Edit: yes you did, but it still wasn’t very climactic]

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            He did take away the part where he said it would be his next post, Sorry Ed I gave t away, again.

      • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

        Most expensive I’ve done (ever) was take my gf at the time out to Alinea, which ran me $250 after tip. Nowadays that’s a bargain, considering tickets to the place go for up to $2000+. Fucking AMAZING food, and smoked up before I got there. Heaven. On. Earth!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EK6Ps-ujHc

  • Guacamole Jim

    DID WE PUT THIS ON THERE IF WE DIDN’T JAM THIS NOW

    Also, I’m free this Valentines day, as I have been lo these many years (except for last year, but that’s a long story with lots of win). I am cool with that, and am going to celebrate the lack of girlfriend/wife with some video games and probably pizza.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9BwQGYDLXg

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      Same here.

  • tertius_decimus
  • tertius_decimus
  • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

    An odd valentines for me it will be. I actually am going out with someone, but I am unsure whether it actually is a date or not, plus it’s going to cost me nothing.

    • VVayne Brady

      Bro, we here in the south use this term. DTR: Define The Relationship. If you haven’t specified it’s a date, she probably doesn’t think it’s a date.

      • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

        But, she was the one asking me out? Does this still apply, or is it useless to keep telling myself it’s not a date.

        • VVayne Brady

          If she asked you out, my guess is that it’s a date.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            I was afraid that it would be. Lol

      • Only acronym I know is DTF, AMIRITE BROS? YOOOO! BDUBS ON ME

      • We in the midwest use this term. DTF: Down To Fuck? That way you know if you’re getting some tonight.

        • VVayne Brady

          I think Joe made this exact same joke, except better.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            OOHH BURNNN!

          • ARCHSPIRE

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            DOOM ALL OVER THE WORLD

          • Commander Shepard

            Too fucking bad, I’m on vacation

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            No worries, baby, I have a good-enough substitute.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUMAXMMoBvQ

          • tertius_decimus

            Love this song.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Love this band.

          • Akerskronks ov Steele

            #staybulletbelt

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            #IOwn100PicsOfMeAndMyBuddyWearingNothingButBulletBelts

          • Akerskronks ov Steele

            Like, just bullet belts? covered head to toe in bullet belts? I’ve always wanted to get one.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Just one bulletbelt per guy,

          • VVayne Brady

            How much tube steak is visible?

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Depending on the pic, I guess, on the some more drunken ones, as much as we had.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone
          • KJM

            STAY BRO

          • Bro do you even archspire

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            Maybe.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Spire, do you even archbro

          • Disqus is almost worse than spotify.

          • Guacamole Jim
          • There’s something off about her face but I can’t put my finger on it

          • Guacamole Jim

            That’s racist.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Lol, there’s something on her I’d like to put my finger on, alright!

        • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

          In Chicago, we call that a ‘bustdown’. Also a term for a very slutty chick.

          • I’ve never heard that lol, is that because I’m in the suburbs?

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Probably. It’s more of a southside thing from what I can tell.

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    My valentine playlist is The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady.

    • Väinämöinen

      That’s a darn good album m8!

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        It is. I’ve listened to it twice today.

  • tertius_decimus
  • Scrimm

    That’s a big nope for VH, ruins the whole list. Also replace Lovesong by Grave with Worth the Wait. Cooler song and it’s actually more fitting for the subject matter. Also no Wasting Love? What about this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWw2rnj7t5w

    • Hahaha, I definitely put the VH on there with you in mind. There are a few selections I made with specific commenters in mind.

      • Scrimm

        Hey that’s actually awesome, thanks for the thought!

      • I bet Pantera is for Tapir!
        (And I call the AxCx track!)

  • D. Lee

    Zao? Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while!

  • You all should thank Joe for making this playlist instead of me. It would have been 100+ awful power metal love ballads.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHaH8wWNfNw

  • Mother Shabubu III

    I thought all of these songs were going to be about hands and lotion.

    • Commander Shepard

      No no no, that’s for the next babymetal article vince writes on metalsucks.

      • LobsterAttack

        Direct hit.

    • Virgil the Ghost Poet

      Hahahahaha

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Tyree
  • Väinämöinen

    No big plans have I. Probably gonna drop by my local record store and buy something. Maybe get some indian food and go for a long walk med my doggies.

    • Guacamole Jim

      I can respect this.

    • Tyree

      Beer.

      • Väinämöinen

        Not for me m8.

        • Tyree
          • Scrimm

            HAHAHAHAHAHA

        • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

          You Wood Not

          • Väinämöinen

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Olin kateellinen…

          • Guest

            ….

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            I do not like this movie

          • Väinämöinen

            Disqus fucked me again.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            What happened?

          • Väinämöinen

            The fuckerd had me double post the same thing.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Oh

            I need to buy that album, this song is dimmadarn good.

          • Väinämöinen

            Then buy it mate.
            Ilosaarirock finally has good bands. I’m gonna have to go there.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Charli XCX and Apina?

          • Väinämöinen

            …..

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Haloo Helsinki & Kasmir?

          • Väinämöinen

            ,,,

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Apulanta & Atomirotta?

            (The latter is at fucking Tuska too, and they are reggae rap shit hop that)

          • Väinämöinen

            Atomirotta at Tuska? What the fucking fuck?

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            My thoughts exactly, Blues Pills is also there and that is a little weird too, I think they may be losing it.

          • Väinämöinen

            Pekka Pouta would not approve.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Seriously though, Solstafir, Sunn O))), Ghost Brigade and Teksti-TV 666 make me wanna go too. And CMX

          • Väinämöinen

            Those and Pekko Käppi. Next Friday I’ll go see CMX. I might go see them at Ilosaarirock if they don’t overlap with other good ones.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            I don’t think I am familiar with Käppi

          • Väinämöinen
          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Pretty nice.

          • Väinämöinen

            I am hoping that Sunn O))) plays late in the evening.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            When they play it’s gon be midday and and fuckawful heat from the sun.

          • Väinämöinen

            Thatwould be an evil thing to do.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Solstafir RULES!!!!

          • Väinämöinen

            ..

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Timo Tolki! ^^^^^

          • Väinämöinen

            Wrong, you absolute fuck! That’s Vesa-Matti Loiri!

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Same thing, whoever that is!

          • Väinämöinen

            You smelly fuck! You know nothing about Finnish musicians/actors.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Eat my smegma, you elf-chaser! :-p

          • Väinämöinen

            That’s a tempting offer.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Think you might wanna google ‘smegma’, amigo!

          • Väinämöinen

            I know what it is, you dumb fuck. I still stand by my opinion.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Great, I’ll make some ricotta out of it for you then!

  • Mr.Custodial Arts

    I’m gonna listen to this playlist from start to finish, see if anything happens.
    http://www.threesorryboys.com/images/cloak_dagger_7.jpg

  • MoshOff

    My most recent attempt at trying to get to know a girl over drinks ended with a resounding “sure, but only as friends”. Did I do the right thing by just forgetting about her?

    • VVayne Brady

      Yup.

      • MoshOff

        I figured.

        • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

          theres a movie called “zardoz” that was made as sci fi–futuristic vision—by pro u.n. 70s movie director/social engineers–

          they show the society as envisioned by them—and theyre like really conscious of “rape” issues–and is also female dominated–and ruled by a computer with a male type consciousness–

          the “non u.n.”people were portrayed as natural rapists(sean connery)and viewed as a threat by their society-and are shut out of their domed “world”

          anyways–by the end of the movie—it is the “rapist” who ends up ruling the situation—–>so it makes the case—

          nowadays
          there are people who have power to influence—who portray rape as a serious crime–worthy to build a society around

          yet they exalt “rape mentality” amongst themselves–

          so they use rape metaphor–to justify political correctness—yet it is the msm/u.n. that is trying to “take” everything

          fuck those motherfuckers

    • KJM

      YES.

    • Tyree

      Good man. Relationships are stressful. Keep it easy man.

      • Scrimm

        Between drinking and music I have no time for that crap anyway.

        • Tyree

          Seriously, fuck that shit. I got enough shit to deal with at work. The last thing I want is to come home to is more work/stress. I enjoy my beer fridge and my freedom outside of work.

          • VVayne Brady

            Being in a relationship doesn’t automatically equate to extra stress outside of work.

          • Tyree

            For you perhaps.

          • VVayne Brady

            Sorry, not trying to be a jerk. That was just a pretty big generalization that isn’t always true.

          • Tyree

            Just like, my opinion man. Some people need some one I guess. I don’t.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            You da man.

          • KJM

            The last relationship I was in destroyed my physical health. I gained back a lot weight that I busted my ass to lose and came within a hairs breath of being diabetic. Fuck all that.

          • Tyree

            Damn man. Sorry to hear that. Exactly my reasoning for not being in a relationship. It always ends bad more times than good.

          • KJM

            I was becoming more of a nurse than a boyfriend.

          • VVayne Brady

            That’s no good!

          • KJM

            Nope.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I fall into that trap.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Yep, same here long ago! If she starts listing all of her problems, especially in a nonchalant sorta way, RUN!!!! Make like Lot, and never look back, no matter what! That can only end with boiled bunnies.

            http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswsyiRofY1qmxmrao1_r1_400.gif

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Boiled bunny’s are delicious!

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            I hate to quote Taylor Swift, but “I’m tired of taking care of wounded birds”.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            I went through a damn near suicidal binge after my last one and everything that happened (deported and miscarriage). Solved absolutely nothing, and by the time I forgot about it, I’d easily cause more destruction and problems with the amount of booze I was drinking.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Deported? Can you tell me more please?

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Visa ran out and we never got around to the marriage/green card deal in time, so she got sent back to Colombia.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Sorry dude, that’s awful. I <3 u!

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Yeah, life goes on though.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Your lucky.

          • VVayne Brady

            I don’t think people need to be in a relationship to be happy. I was just commenting that it isn’t really accurate to assume that all relationships are bad or stressful. They all universally take work, but you sort of get what you put in a lot of the time.

          • Tyree

            I was not saying all are bad. I’m just a jerk that dose not understand the work that has to be put into them. I put 0% into them. Lolz.

            It’s working great!!!

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I didn’t take it like that. You are in a happy successful relationship with someone you love and respect. You did the work still doing the work. RESPECT. I hope everyone can be as lucky.

          • VVayne Brady

            I definitely consider myself lucky, but I would never want to make light of the real struggles other people face. I definitely have been in bad relationships before.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            And I would not want to make you feel bad for being happy. Sorry if I came off that way. I am genuinely happy for you. But right now I am more in Tyree’s and Scrimm’s situation of misery darkness and dispair.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Nothing better than getting Fucked up and shitfaced on a valentines day though.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Hey man, you have a date. Just have fun. No need for pressure.

          • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

            Yeah, I’m gonna get 100% wasted later on though.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Like I said, have fun!

          • VVayne Brady

            We’re all pals here in toilet, doing this thing together.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Hoping that those smooth chocolate hotdogs don’t hit us on the way down.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Yep yep. I love the comradeship here!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGjb75bDF8

          • Scrimm

            Yeah me too. Now I just need to add the work part back into it.

    • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

      Friends with benefits? If so, hell fucking yeah! A friend on their knees is a friend indeed!

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        No homo, right bro? High five!

        • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

          On the butt!

  • That dog made me giggle like a school girl. #suchcuteOMG

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      KSOFM!

  • Virgil the Ghost Poet

    I was sick with the flu or something and the Dr gave me codeine. It was my bros bday so we went out and I was drinking whiskey on codeine so I was really fucked up. And this hot chick was hitting on me. I know cause that never happens. So she asked me what time it was and I looked at my watch to tell her. Oh did I say that I was really fucked up? My watch hand was holding my whiskey and coke hand and I spilled it all over her top. Yep, but I didn’t stop their, because I had to clean up my mess so I’m palming her and patting her dry. My friends got me and we left after many apologies. I’m a smooth operator.

  • old_man_doom

    This Valentine’s Day I will be getting completely hammered to fuck and I will commence pre-production work on my nautical horror themed funeral doom album (yes, it is just an Ahab rip-off). Man, Valentine’s Day is such a fucked up, awkward holiday for those of us who are complicated situations with womenfolk.

    • VVayne Brady

      You’ve referenced a complicated situation before. Anything we at the Toilet can help with? Note: none of us here are counselors.

      • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

        Some of us could have been though, had they attended.
        EDIT: That’s close enough I assume.

      • I am.

        EDIT: Wait, no I’m not.

        • old_man_doom

          Your glorious advice is appreciated nonetheless, Thrashnkill-san

          • Don’t listen to him or W. Whenever I’m having a bad day, they try to convince me to kill myself.

          • VVayne Brady

            We tell you what you want to hear.

          • old_man_doom

            Holy shit

          • old_man_doom

            I read this in the Dr. Armond voice from Kroll Show

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            I’d go with Joe’s advice. You definitely don’t wanna end up like ‘500 Days Of Summer’!

          • old_man_doom

            I’ve always used that movie as a point of reference for yuppie/hipster bullshit, but I have honestly never seen it (apart from the trailer).

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Quite good!

        • Paris Hilton

          The worst part about having a gf is not being able to post >tfw no gf memes anymore. Feelsbittersweetman

      • old_man_doom

        Noted. Summary: I am a goddamn hopeless Romantic who has been pursuing someone for a year and a half even though I’ve been turned down before. We made the sexy time on one occasion, which was “something more than a hookup,” according to this person, yet she can’t seem to open up and just go for a relationship. I tried to forget it and go for other people, but I learned too late that good friends who are women should be off-fucking-limits. Awkwardness ensued, but now I’m back to this one person. It’s a weird situation that has been a constant source of confusion and frustration in my life. Pretty much sums it up.

        • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

          I couldn’t agree with you more on not dating female friends. I’ve tried and it’s doomed to failure. Speaking from experience I’d say try to make it appear there is competition because it works. It worked wonders for me.

        • That’s tough dude. It seems like you know this isn’t going to work though. Just gotta take that next step of moving on and such.

          • VVayne Brady

            I support Joe’s sage advice here. I know it can suck when you’re heart is still there, but often a clean break is the best.

          • old_man_doom

            Yeah, I’ve considered this, but I think i’d regret it if I didn’t try and go for that “third time’s the charm” idea. I have never fallen so fucking hard for someone in my life. I am such a fucking Romantic in the worst way.

          • You don’t need me to tell you this, but be careful. Going all at it like that is an easy way to get seriously hurt.

          • old_man_doom

            Roger that. I have a lot of respect for this person, so I always make sure that I respect her space and try not to put undo pressure on her.

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            I had a friend in high school who tried for fucking ages and countless times to get my ex/friend to date him. She eventually did just to shut him up, and it was about as loving and fulfilling as watching paint dry. She eventually dumped him pretty quickly and he took it hard. Really really hard, which lead to him drinking up a storm and getting hooked on coke.

          • old_man_doom

            That’s hardcore, man. I don’t think I’d ever handle a situation the same way, but that’s quite the cautionary tale.

          • tertius_decimus

            I’ve been there: no relief, no hope, no nothing. Try to move on if not too late because it’s your life, no one will care while you’ll drown into gestalt that will never close. While your beloved fucks with other one, marries, buying cars and growing children, you’re still there standing at the same point where you’ve been when she denied. We forget for purpose, it saves our mental health. Try to forget, move on and seek for another nice woman. They do exist.

          • LobsterAttack

            I get the feeling like you need to keep trying, but I’m with Joe on this one. Letting go can be tougher- strangely enough- than hanging on, but the latter can make you miserable ad infinitum. Lobster knows.

          • old_man_doom

            Thanks, Lobster. Honestly, it’s a last ditch effort in a pretty impossible situation, so I’m not going crazy a la “misery ad infinitum” about it.

        • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

          I dunno, I’ve done tha wild thang with close female friends, but we made it clear off the bat that it was simply sex. That and my friends know I’m not exactly the most intimate person on Earth, especially after my last relationship.

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      I don’t really let it get to me that I have no significant other. I have a ton of female friends but that’s about it at the moment. I have complicated situations wit women as well but that’s because I’m not extremely attractive. I have had relationships in the past but that’s not important for me at the moment. I am speaking from experience when I sat it shouldn’t bother you. It stopped bothering me.

      • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

        Shit, I’ve been single for almost 7 years and choose to be.

    • Paris Hilton

      How romantic! I am going to get drunk and make my lover watch me play Resident Evil 4 for 8 hours straight.

      • old_man_doom

        Sounds like my roommate. All I hear on the other side of the wall is dragon age and sex noises all damn day and night.

        • Paris Hilton

          Sounds brutal, and not in the good early Dying Fetus kinda way!

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          Dragon Age: Inquisition for PS4 is so god damned sweet.

          • old_man_doom

            He’s a PC Master Race guy, but yeah, that’s the one. I never got into gaming. I had a PS2, but now I spend all my disposable income (what little there is) on guitars and amps.

          • Väinämöinen

            I agree with this random stranger.

    • Akerskronks ov Steele

      I’m just gonna listen to venom and punch things.

      • Tyree

        Good plan BRO!

      • old_man_doom

        Fuck yeah. New Venom or classics?

    • David Vincent’s Spandex Shirt

      Listening to Saint Vitus and telling random objects both abiotic and biotic to go fuck themselves.

      • EsusMoose

        rocks are assholes

        • Väinämöinen

          Fuck you! I am a rock, I am an island!

        • Akerskronks ov Steele

          Doorknobs too. Ever walked so fast you wound up running in to the door before you could open it?

          • EsusMoose

            fairly often actually, fuck doors as well

          • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

            Or when you’re walking out, and someone swings the door open, and you get whacked in the head.
            Lol, I remember when I needed to pull my teeth as a kid, my brother would simply wrap floss around it, tie it to a door then slam it. Awwwwwwwww fun times with the fam!

      • VVayne Brady

        That sounds pretty extreme.

        • old_man_doom

          Pretty radikult. sorry

    • JWG

      Just to differentiate, you could write it entirely about cuttlefish.

      …Or from the perspective of one.

  • Paris Hilton

    Turbo Lover is the greatest love song of all time. I personally will be blasting it to my Turbo Lover for maximum romantic gains! *blends candy hearts into a protein shake*

    • old_man_doom

      I WANT TO UPVOTE MORE BUT I CAN’T

      • tertius_decimus

        UPVOTED IT FOR YOU, BUDDY!

  • Tyree

    For you miserable flushers out there.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bnsfccgbC0

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    This list is incomplete. Somebody by Depeche Mode is not on here.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      It really should just be Depeche Mode’s entire discography.

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        I love Depeche Mode and the one valentine’s day when I was in a relationship I played Depeche Mode for my former significant other. That was a good night as we went out to dinner in the city, crashed at my cousins place and cuddled while watching a Friday the 13th movie. After that you can guess what happened.

        • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

          Strange and unnatural acts involving small woodland creatures?

    • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

      Or Blue Dress, or World In My Eyes. I’d say Photographic, but that one just comes off as creepy. Sounds like a peeping Tom anthem lyrics-wise.

  • A testament to undying love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTElF0d3_Xk

  • Nordling Writes ov Karhu
    • VVayne Brady

      That’s what I’ve been saying!

      • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

        I know! That’s why I’ve been jamming it so hard!

        • VVayne Brady

          I’m just tickled to know you care.

    • Väinämöinen

      I too dick this.

    • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

      Indeed! It gave me a magical and gooey feeling in my tenders.

  • Paris Hilton

    For those of you alone on Valentine’s Day, fret not! Metalhead dating is here to help you find the love of your life! You, yes YOU, can date this man! Toilet ov Hell is giving away a free blind date! You and him can go see Dope at the local divebar, talk about EXCELLENT goatee style and trimming, and buy sweet shades together! I’m picturing it now, you two look so cute together 🙂 Sign up today!

    • Nordling Writes ov Karhu

      Like looking at a mirror

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      I’m not into men.though

      • Paris Hilton

        Him: FRIENDZONED AGAIN!

      • Väinämöinen

        That’s what your mouth says, but your eyes tell a whole different story.

      • Akerskronks ov Steele

        You are now.

        • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

          I’m still not into men.

  • EsusMoose

    This is a list I shall listen to later tomorrow when I’m crying in front of my code which most likely will be breathing flames of errors at me. Today is for grind, the shit I binge bought on bandcamp, some hippity hop and djarbage I may enjoy

  • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone
  • HessianHunter

    YES, THE PARTY POPE ANDREW WK STRIKES AGAIN
    She Is Beautiful might be my favorite song of all time. 100% serious.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U

  • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone
  • It’ll be also friendship day too! And you’re awesome n-n So, happy friendship day for the community!

    Ehem…

    Aside from the lifelover resumée:

    FUCKING ENTOMBED!!!

    *Makes bad faces with invisible orange swedeath poses*
    *Cracks the Whip*

    • Kim Jong Un’s Turkish Snowcone

      Feliz Dias Del Amigos, tambien, mi cucharon del amor! :-p

  • Dagon

    I missed Love Gun by Kiss but otherwise this is awesome

  • word up on the VH