The Road to the Pooper Bowl: Who are the worst fans in sports?

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W. is taking back D.C. this week so there is no Whiff of the Week today. If you would like to participate next week, the theme is “worst cover of a great song”. Email your submissions to toiletovhell@gmail.com. In the meantime, we’re back on The Road to the Pooper Bowl. It’s been a long time since we’ve revisited this column (mostly because they take forever to write and none of you read it). Without further ado, let’s get ready for some footbaw.

Last night we saw two great games in this battle for the divisional championship with New England coming from behind to beat out Baltimore 34-31 and Seattle unsurprisingly walloping Carolina 31-17. Today at noon CST we’ve got Dallas playing Green Bay at Lambeau and Indianapolis bringing it to Denver at 3:30 CST. These games determine who will move on to the conference championship, the winner of which will go on to play in the Super Bowl. This has been your vaguely educational NFL news. Let’s get on to the fun.

I grew up in a North Texas hellhole so I am naturally a Cowboys fan. “Fan” is likely the wrong word here. I loathe the organization: the players, Jerry Jones, everyone that Jerry Jones could possibly love, and especially other Cowboys fans. They’re all horrible people.

Today’s Dallas-Green Bay game is already being moronically referred to as “Ice Bowl 2”. This marks the first time these two teams have met in the post-season at Lambeau Field since that iconic game in 1967, so naturally we should try to move some merch. Dallas fans are so dumb they don’t realize that they LOST the original Ice Bowl in a last-second heart-breaker so the Cowboys are actually selling this shit on their website:

Why is there no 3XL option?

Honestly surprised there is no 3XL option.

I am a Cowboys fan. I should clarify: when I watch football, I’m mostly just watching to enjoy the competition and athleticism (also fantasy football and gambling, duh). If I have my choice of games to watch, I prefer to see a Texas team compete. I would generally prefer to see Dallas win but I’m not really sure why. This is the extent of my fandom. (Side Note: I love the Texas Rangers but the Dallas people that have suddenly appeared at the stadium after 10+ years of absence are the worst people on Earth).

There are terrible fans across every sport. Phillies fans once famously booed and threw snow balls at SANTA. The Red Sox have a rich history that their fans will not SHUT THE FUCK UP about. Packers fans moronically think they somehow own a piece of the team. Seahawks fans would rather be watching “soccer”. Everyone is terrible.

But the most hated fan is the dreaded Bandwagon Fan. The frontrunner. The “filthy casual” (to use the verbiage of you vidya nerds). The Bandwagoner only supports a team when they’re performing well late in the season. Every other time of the year they’re at brunch being horrible. The Los Angeles Lakers, New York Yankees, and (ugh) Dallas Cowboys are pretty much the golden trifecta for bandwagoners across sports. If you find yourself in the company of a person that claims to be a fan of all 3, set him or her on fire. No jury will convict you.

Follow me to BDubs!

Follow me to BDubs!

I respect the die-hard Browns fans. The Bills fans. The Raiders fans (though I’m not sure how they could read this from their cells). You know your team will always be terrible and you stick with it anyway. You give your time, money, and love to an organization that will always shit all over you. That is real commitment. It also sounds like you’re a victim in an abusive relationship.

We’re live blogging the games today. Get down here and chat it up. FOOTBAW.

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  • B00mhauer

    Some of my favorite sports are helmet touch, flying wheel, and iced canes. I used to be an avid yellowball player but I sprained my back taking all the groceries in in one trip.

    • Stockhausen

      It’s a respectable way to go down. Have no shame.

  • Stockhausen

    I’ve forever been soured on American sports after spending two years grading college athletes’ papers (including gems like “The use of musical intresments is used to make music,” and “The Santeria is in Cuba religus religon. Cubans today consider themselve of being catholic.”) I can respect their dedication and singlemindedness, but I can’t take the culture of NOTHING AMS IMPORTANT AS SPORTS. As a soccer fan, I know that’s hypocritical, because international football fans are another level of insane.

    • EsusMoose

      Well they don’t play school, they don’t go there for that

    • J.R.

      Who the heck is writing those papers? Skwisgaar Skwigelf?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      “Ivanhoe” is about a boy and his tool…

  • Scrimm

    I have a dbag family member that is the worst kind of fair weather fan. Could only tell you Green Bay’s qb, brags when theyre doing good, everytime they lose they are shit(this is the correct assessment of the Packers) and never watched one game unless someone else happens to be.

  • Mr.CustodialArts
    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      I love this album.

      • You fucking would.

        …oh wait: I have this in my record collection… As you were.

  • Guacamole Jim

    It’s not football, but hockey fans are the most annoying people in the world. I don’t care much for hockey, but when you live in Canada you can’t help but get it crammed down your throat by our equivalent of bdubs bro. All they want to do is talk about it. They literally do nothing with their lives except work and obsess over hockey, and they can’t comprehend anyone who doesn’t feel the same way.

    • THE MOST MIGHTIEST TAPIR

      I agree. Hockey is popular here as well.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        I’m a hockey fan. Go Devils!

    • Stockhausen

      That describes 90% of Americans and football. Not too long ago I was chatting with another teacher at our school for the first time, and he asked me what I thought about whatever football game had happened that weekend. I told him I don’t watch football very often but that I really enjoy following soccer, and he looked like I just told him I eat babies.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        We met someone like that once at a party. He asked us how we’ve been liking whatever the Bears/Blackhawks/whofuckingever were doing that season. We said we didn’t follow any sports and he replied with “Seriously?! Your lives must be boring as hell. God… what do you even do?”

        GFY random party bro, GFY hard.

        • DeadButtDreaming

          No, seriously, I want to know too.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            I write lengthy comments about bros on toilet ov hell

      • i was at a trivia on saturday night. category was sports. question: “in soccer, what does UEFA stand for?” one bro shouted loudly, “THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SPORTS!” many people LOLed.

        • Stockhausen

          Oooooh, I would have blinked at him so hard.

    • DeadButtDreaming

      You watch that Detroit and Washington game last night? Howard went down, fucked up my fantasy team.

      Broooooooo.

  • FeelTheDarkness

    I commend you Joe for not ripping on Pittsburgh teams. Seeing how we are the best and we rule.

    • EsusMoose

      And currently not in the playoffs, having lost to oversized future micheal cera James Flacco

      • FeelTheDarkness

        Ratbirds are no longer there either

        • EsusMoose

          I didn’t doubt that the afc north would leave the plays off as quick as possible.

      • FeelTheDarkness

        You think Cera. I see this

  • ChuggaChuggaDeedleyDoo

    Boston fans are by far the most obnoxious fans in American pro sports, whether they’re rooting for the Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, or Bruins.

    Google auto complete agrees with me on this point

    • I briefly considered just ripping on Boston for 750 words.

      • KJM

        This is why it’s a VERY good thing I don’t care about sports.

  • SPORTZ

    • CyberneticOrganism

      ZPORTS

  • You’re missing the girlfriend that’s got no idea what anyone’s doing but will cheer the fuck out of his boyfriend’s team while everyone is trying to couch coach

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    sports=espn=abc=clintons=did 911

    firing players for non sports related issues—to “train” sports fans to be p.c.

    dumbasses/shiteaters

    fuck those motherfuckers

    sadness for people who just want to play athletic games–will eventually lead to mass overthrow of mainstream media–and sweet music

    as people realize that all the sports fans are good—-and are being subjected to psychological warfare
    and the owners/media are the actual stupid asses

    all 3 at once—full vol

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBhru5nLpGE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MnU6p3sGSw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS5OrxN4xBc

  • Patriots fans are the worst

    • EsusMoose

      They’re right up there with seahawk fans.

  • Gurptitude

    SPOWTS

    • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

      Sir Gurpalot >>>>>

  • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

    I have very little opinion on this subject.

  • DDubya.

    I’m about to eat a Bangkok burger with curry. I leave you with this.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8

    • EsusMoose

      That sounds quite good

      • DDubya.

        It was quite good.

    • Stanley

      Sounds like a knife and fork burger.

      • DDubya.

        Should’ve done that. That curry sauce sure is messy.

    • <3

  • New England/Boston followed by Philadelphia.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      Jets fans are also pretty bad. They’re the worst parts of New Jersey and Long Island rolled into the perfect storm of shit.

      • more beer

        It’s because they haven’t had anything to cheer for since 1969!

  • KJM

    I could care less about Sports but I read it anyway. I can haz cookie?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      This implies that you care a little bit. You can just say FUCK SPORTS

      • KJM

        Nah, I’m still trying to be social because #Bored and #ReallyHigh

        Oh, right. Edited. 5 hrs of sleep dood.

        • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

          We can not care about sports together, KJ

  • DeadButtDreaming

    I only came to beat up on Cowboys fans.

  • EsusMoose

    Packers will win and send The Cowboys back to their 8-8 mediocrity.

    • BOOOOOOO. Get outta here, Corgi.

      • EsusMoose

        Corgi knows best, Romo will get cold feet and play catch with the packers defense

        • DDubya.

          He’s building hopes up for an even more dynamic choking act

          • EsusMoose

            Cannons better go off and jets fly over the stadium when his back gives out then has to worm his way off the field

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      I hope they do. Fuck the Cowboys. They made Detroit lose and I hate Tony Romo with the fury of 1,001 suns.

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan

    Fans of Boston teams are the worst.

    • I’m a fan of Boston.

      http://youtu.be/qMxcfKp2KFE

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        I got the joke. I love Tom Scholz too even though he needs to disband Boston. It’s not Boston without Brad Delp.

      • KJM

        m/

        Brad’s Beatles cover band, Beatlejuice, used to play outdoor shows in Davis Sq all the time. I could hear them clearly from my bedroom/den. : ( (sob)

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan

          I loved his side project Return To Zero.

          • KJM

            Honestly not familiar with that.

            Obviously because I live here, I’m saturated with Boston, Aerosmith, The Cars, J. Geils, etc.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I despise the current J Geils Band. They have all the original members except J Geils! It’s false advertising!

          • KJM

            Your average schmuck won’t care as long as Peter Wolf is singing.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            It sickens me that they are still playing arenas opening for such bands as Bon Jovi and Bob Seger.

          • KJM

            That’s the part of Classic Rock that I avoid like the plague anyway.

          • FeelTheDarkness

            Yay!! The Cars except Heartbeat City

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan

    Also Joe, you forgot to mention die hard Jaguars fans in that last paragraph. I’m a diehard Jaguars fan and the organization just shits on us. We’ve won no Super Bowls and our last playoff appearance was in 2007.

    • You’re a die hard JAG-uars fan. FTFY.

    • The jags have only been a team for 20 years though. There are franchises that have disappointed old men from birth to death.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        The Raiders and Jets have done that. The Jets’ last Super Bowl win was in 1969.

        • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

          cubs 1907…sorry we win hands down.

      • *cough cough Cubs cough cough*

        I don’t think any other team has dragged their fans through the shit pile from birth to death more than The Cubs. It’s been, what, about 100 years now since they won a World Series?

        • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

          word! cubbies are so weak we dont even win most weak awards when we’ve clearly earned it…not even in the discussion…lol.

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        Raising my hand ( As an old man & cubs fan)

  • Nordling Rites Ov MMXIV

    *Insert witty jokes, clever remarks and justified opinions*

    • Sofa, So Good… So What!

      *sarcastically mocks opinion, questions Bear’s intelligence and makes an obscure reference that nobody understands*

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        Your name is awesome.

        • Sofa, So Good… So What!

          I’m building a list of ellipsis themed puns. Megadeth will get a good run.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I might do a new username of the day for the rest of the month. Tomorrow’s name is Gary Numan’s Trans Am. The next day will be Duran Duran’s Quality Chocolate.

          • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY
          • Sofa, So Good… So What!

            Full stop. My eternal enemy…

          • BLVKKBEVRD

            the other one I had wouldn’t work right 🙁

          • Sofa, So Good… So What!

            Disqus is a cruel mistress.

          • BLVKKBEVRD

            moistened bint.

          • Lacertilian

            Good Mourning Ellipsis, the private rogue…


          • Sofa, So Good… So What!

            And a … to you Lacer.

          • Lacertilian

            Good Mourning…Black Friday

          • Writing is my business… And Ellipsis is good?

          • KJM

            Haha, you say funny thing.

    • sports! (refresh to view image)

  • Gurptitude

    Your MOM is the worst fan in sports.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      Bojangles would be proud.

      • Gurptitude

        I’m gonna have to pick up the slack around here for him.

  • *Bandwagon activate*
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • J.R.

    Baseball is my game, but my sister is going to UA next year so I guess I need to get all up to speed on football.
    Speaking of football, the worst fans are “soccer fans” in the USA who insist on calling it “Futbol” not because they care about the integrity of the game and won’t put up with the American misnaming, but as an excuse to act like giant soccer know-it-all sphincters. That bothers me to no end. Especially when they only care during World Cup time. Posers. Flush them all.

    • BACKED

      • Guest

        MY VICTORIES THIS DAY CAN NOT BE NUMBERED

      • J.R.

        MY VICTORIES THIS DAY CAN NOT BE NUMBERED
        [yet none of my gifs will load. I AM HUMBLED IN DEFEAT]

        • Guacamole Jim

          Damn. The irony is palpable.

          • J.R.

            Believe me I am palpating.
            I am not sure how I feel about that word. Palpable…..able to be palpated. Palp……Palp……yup found the problem.

        • Lacertilian

          Why are you posting the robot & Fitz’s wife?
          I’m lost.

          • J.R.

            my gifs have decided to not load. it is my greatest shame

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Disqus is not your friend.

          • J.R.

            Then it’s a good thing I have you to fill the void

        • it’s possible that there is a ? and a bunch of writing after the .GIF section of the link. if so, just remove everything after the .GIF….

          • Guest

            Well. I changed the filename to remove garbage but there was nothing after the .gif. usually im pretty good about these things. lets see if it works this time.

          • J.R.

            It’s alright. I’ll just never share material with the Toilet ever again.

    • Akercocke ov Steele

      I am in agreeance, like people who feel the need to tell you not to say America or Americans because to them that implies we should be talking about everyone from Canada to Argentina. It’s like Jesus Christ it’s not that big of a deal.

    • Nordling Rites Ov MMXIV

      While I will never be content with the fact you call your ‘game’ football, I can’t help but to flush all those morons with you.

      • J.R.

        Thank you for contributing your flushes to the cause.
        I’d have called it Yardball myself. (Y’know cuz all the dimensions are in yards)

  • CyberneticOrganism

    FOLLOW ME TO BDUBS, BRO!

    *leaves work two hours early after talking about drinking to coworkers all day*
    *jumps in F-150 pictured above*
    *peels out of office parking lot at 60mph*
    *drives to bdubs*
    *parks across three spaces*
    *walks past waiting line, shoves self between bar patrons*
    *demands free first drink because “I’M A REGULAR HERE, BRAH!”*
    *throws hissyfit to bartender when free drink is refused*
    *calls nearest bar patron “homeslice” for no reason*
    *makes comment about fucking a young waitress in his truck bed*
    *calls another bar patron “hoss” for no reason*
    *turns to find BDubs manager*
    *sock/sandal combo slips on floor*
    *falls face first onto filthy tile floor*
    *cracks four teeth, breaks nose*
    *bleeds profusely, blacks out*
    *isn’t helped by anyone for hours*
    *dies*
    *corpse defiled by stray dog in middle of restaurant*
    *truck spontaneously explodes*

    • KJM

      Ooh, bonus episode!

      • Sofa, So Good… So What!

        EASTER EGG!!!

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        I love it. It was a good bonus episode. I might do a review of a concert I’m going to on Sunday at some point next week. Don’t miss it!

    • DeadButtDreaming

      Serious question. They opened up a Bdubs in my neck of the woods. Are the wings actually worth going?

      Every time I drive past it, there are T least three jacked up Dodge Rams in the parking lot and some idiot who decided that driving his lime green Camaro in January was a logical decision.

      • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

        Its not bad. But you will have to deal with the bros. Its like going to Hooters except not enuff boobs. Go to Hooters instead.

        • DDubya.

          I contend that Bdubs is better because the wings aren’t bad. Hooters food is notoriously awful.

          • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

            Its hard to fuck up wings. If there’s a bdubs near you, then there is most likely a small bar with better wings nearby.

            Or, just be like blackbeard, and fry your own!

          • DDubya.

            We’ve got Wing Stop.

          • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

            Wing Stop? I donno if we have one of those, is it regional? Wings are almost as popular as bacon, and rightfully so. There should be a restaurant dedicated to both wings and bacon.

          • DDubya.

            Dude, last night at the banquet I ate bacon wrapped scallops. Delicious.

          • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

            I bet it was. That sounds amazing.

          • DDubya.

            I think Wing Stop is a chain, but I dunno how far spread it is.

          • BLVKKBEVRD
          • KJM

            This is yummy evil wrapped in tasty malevolence. GAHHH. I would gain 5 lbs right there.

          • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

            i’m making subs tonight with boar’s head rare roast beef, jerk turkey, and swiss cheese. and some guiness leftover from last night’s irish car bomb episode.

          • KJM

            I had 2 small but tasty burgers of my own making.

          • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

            its 6:30, gramps

          • KJM

            I didn’t wake up till 11AM.

          • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

            Hey, its my only day off. Plus Jameson.

          • KJM

            Yum.

          • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

            Well, at the time. Now my brain feels too squishy. I did send the boys upstairs a draft for the Musk Ox interview, which was fun to write.

          • KJM

            Great job, looking forward to it.

          • DDubya.

            I ate my share.

          • more beer

            But tits!

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            Hooters wings are the creepiest wings in the universe…all big long and hairy with what what appears to be goose pimples all over them. O and the buffalo sauce is weak….

        • KJM

          Needz moar boobz

        • EsusMoose

          Hooters is terrible, it’s anorexic chicken mixed with poop juice for sauces. Didn’t help that the main point of being their is women and they all were the super model style skinny plus 6 inches taller than their heavily tanned manager.

        • hooters’ wings have declined in quality in the last 10 years

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Never had the wings but the sandwiches & wraps aren’t too bad, and it’s not the worst place in the world to grab a beer. It just tends to attract bro types like an electromagnet.

  • Stanley

    I’m originally from Wales, the capital of which is Cardiff. Growing up I read a book about one of the most notorious gangs of football hooligans in Britain. They’re known as the Cardiff City Soul Crew and are a complete bunch of headcases. The Book is called “Soul Crew” and it’s written by David Jones (a good Welsh name if ever there was one).

    Here’s a short vid that I found about these crazy “fans”.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uCdRN92t5dc

    • CyberneticOrganism

      You stay classy, Britain.

      • Stanley

        Aye, there’s a misnomer.

  • BLVKKBEVRD’S BODY

    Lets slow it down today
    http://youtu.be/VUC5T-xdrRA

  • JWG

    Personally I think it’s absurd that we football fans in British Columbia are pretty much *required* to be Seahawks fans.

    Not that I don’t see the merit in doing so, though it veers dangerously close to casual-fan-logic, but I think it’s quite unfair that we’re supposed to make a huge deal of the Seahawks every NFL season when I don’t hear, see, or read anything beyond rare blog posts suggesting that Seahawks fans return the favour by watching Lions games on TV and showing up to Lions games at BC Place. IN PROPORTION. I don’t just mean a token few. But you’ll never see that, because American Football demands attention, whereas Canadian Football just politely requests it (fitting, eh).

    Also – since you opened the questions to other sports I’d like to add that I don’t really understand other NHL teams’ fans’ insistence that the Canucks and/or Canucks fans are the worst (behaved) in the NHL. Although, I must disclose: I’m a Canucks fan myself, but only casually. I’m also a Redwings and Bruins fan for slightly convoluted non-geographical reasons, which are apparently meaningless by comparison. You like the team where you’re from, or you’re not doing it right. Or something.

    Actually. I vastly prefer WHL games. So that’s all kind of a moot point. Though, I do incidentally adhere to the local-team rule here (Victoria Royals and/or Vancouver Giants).

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      I prefer minor league hockey because it’s fun to watch and the tickets are cheap,

    • CT-12

      I heard England and possibly other European countries might get some NFL teams in the near future, so I wouldn’t doubt Canada may receive some as well (if you really care). I know what you’re saying though, cause even though I live pretty close to the border and I really want to get into hockey, I’m just not into rooting for the Canucks. Would rather Washington just get its own team (no offense).

      • JWG

        I’d rather see the NFL promote the CFL rather than undercut it, but the latter is certainly more possible.

        Inter-league showcase games are probably long past possible since the modern games are different in ways much more intricate than just the respective gameplay. But surely there are other ways…

        • CT-12

          Yeah dude, for sure; NFL and CFL are probably much too political of organizations nowadays to even acknowledge each other, oh well. Sidenote: JWG, you are a badass sumbitch

  • old_man_doom

    I stuck with my Saints and my Chargers right up until the end, but it’s almost like both of them just didn’t want to go to the playoffs, so they just wouldn’t CATCH THE FUCKIN’ BALL.

  • Ruh roh

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan

    Green Bay won! Fuck yeah!

  • Scrimm

    Fuck I hate Dallas but I hate Green Bay worse.

  • The Battle Born NDN

    Fuck Seahawks fans.
    Also, fuck the seahawks as a team, and as an organization.

    • FeelTheDarkness

      I can not up vote this enough

    • CT-12

      WOOHOO SEAHAWKS!!!!! Don’t b jealus bro jus cuz Seahawx r the sheet boi. Hahaha, no offense taken though, I like the Seahawks but know some of the fans suck ass

  • KJM
  • JamesGrimm

    where’s the metal…..?

  • Gary Numan’s Trans Am

    Somehow the Colts upset the Broncos. Booooooooooo!

  • The worst fans ever: my co-workers. I came back to work and I’m not pleased to encounter this parasites. I’m on the first listening of this to see if I calm down my rage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7CS2gCQo4Y

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      Link!

      • JJD! I’m in da house. I don’t want to listen those pricks talking shit about muslims..

        • KJM

          Yep, tragedy is just an excuse to talk trash about people we don’t like. They don’t care that it’s about the fanaticism and not the religion no matter who’s doing the killing.

          • You’re right.. “Respect to gain respect”. F*ck the media..

          • BLVKKBEVRD

            Religion is the enemy, but when you add people to the equation. . .well, hold on to your dicks

          • CyberneticOrganism

            *holds onto dick*

            … now what?

          • DoYouThinkHeSaurus

            Hold onto your butts!
            *FTFY

          • BLVKKBEVRD

            …. mmmm nah I think I had it right the first time ‘Saur

    • BLVKKBEVRD

      A most excellent choice link, buddy. Won’t get much backing around here except from me maybe. Making my coworkers listen to crippled black phoenix. http://youtu.be/OjHybP76T5I

      • Sometimes my hobomind needs some indie dreamy poppy, and they did a good album in that vein! 🙂

        • BLVKKBEVRD

          I don’t think niege will ever make another les voyages, but a good album nonetheless

      • d00d i love this band! Mankind the Crafty Ape is a masterpiece

        • BLVKKBEVRD

          Why aren’t you my RL buddy, Jimmy 🙁 🙁 🙁

          • cause Deafheaven.
            huehuehue, it’s really because if we were to meet up in RL, the world wouldn’t be ready for that magnitude of drug & alcohol consumption!

          • BLVKKBEVRD

            Pft. I’d like to see one of these clowns actually see deafheaven live and say it wasn’t a good show. Fucking scrugs.

            And yes. But my gut hurts from the jameson, so I’m drinking Jager.

          • oh boy, it pains me to type this: i’ve seen Deadheaven live and didn’t think it was a good show. there was intensity, yes; but not metal intensity. no moshing, no pit, no crowd-surfing: but a bunch of early 20 y/o hipsters mouthing all the lyrics and raising fists to the cadence of the vocalist. not a single metal band t-shirt to be found.
            and when Deafheaven were finished, they all left (apparently nobody wanted to see BTBAM).
            so that was just one live instance, i can’t speak for all of them.

            still <3 you tho

          • BLVKKBEVRD

            I had some post written about these scrugs haven’t seen them live, then I wrote this one – equally as verbose.

            Then it was something about Jager.

            Fuck you disqus. #420lyfe

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    “You know your team will always be terrible and you stick with it anyway. You give your time, money, and love to an organization that will always shit all over you. That is real commitment. It also sounds like you’re a victim in an abusive relationship.”

    I’m a 43 year Cubs fan…Browns, Bills, Raiders aint got nothin on us! 108 years and counting. The longest championship drought in any sport world wide all time.

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Jets and Philly fans are notoriously bad at home games to fans wearing opposing team gear. Stupid fights over team affiliation is a regular deal. The difference between a Jets and Giants crowd is night and day & Philly no explanation necessary.

  • well, I’d love to talk about football. For reasons listed above, I’m a staunch Cowboys hater, not for the team or organization but for it’s fans. Never have I seen a bunch so willing to throw the name down your throat “WE DEM BOYS”. Sure they put together a nice run this season, however their good record came from playing sub .500 teams “Oh boy you beat Tennessee? Super Bowl Contenders obviously!!” I can’t think of another team whose fans are so exuberantly arrogant over a team that hasn’t had any real success since what, the mid 90’s? Yes, the Cowboys of old were really fucking good, but aren’t anymore. After yesterday, Cowboys fans had the gall to call foul play over missed calls, completely forgetting the game against Detroit last week. Yeck.