The Official 4/20 Toilet Ov Hell Playlist is Loud

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The time has come, once again, to go green. Do it for Pele dankness.

Today is 4/20, a date saved worldwide for the celebration and comsumption of the Cannabis genre. Whether you live in a legalized area or not, whether you’ll partake in danktivities or not, we can all agree on one thing – marijuana has inspired greatness in many forms of entertainment. Without weed, we would have never had Harold & Kumar Go To White CastleHalf BakedPineapple ExpressUp In Smoke, amazing stand up skits and many, many other works of art (feel free to tell us your favorites).

 

Perhaps the most numerous, and why not, the best contributions of weed to the world of art/entertainment lie on the realm of music. With this in mind, I compiled a little playlist to go with today’s celebration. The last “track” will hopefully bring forth the realest among us. If you skip it you’re a poser.

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  • #toiletconfessions

    I have never smoked weed. However, when Ohio legalizes it I would not mind trying it.

    GL

    • Guacamole Jim

      TWINSIES

      • A least I know when not to run into poles. Or whatever happened to you. lol

        • Guacamole Jim

          That’s pretty much it… took a pole to the ass. Shit’s no good, man. I was dead sober, too.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            took a pole to the ass

            left some serious damage, lol

          • Dr. Dubz

            Left serious damage on the blog too. I kept seeing his butt every time I wanted to add a photo to a post.

          • Seems like Link will not make a post next week, jajajajaja.

            #buttception

          • Guacamole Jim

            I have friends who sometimes check out my articles. They were all very disgusted/impressed/disgusted with me.

          • All future articles must avoid the words “butt” and “pole” such that the suggested articles don’t lead back to GJ’s butt.

          • I must admit my wife was nearby when I was looking at your ass post this weekend. She was confused.

            I didnt know what to say

            GL

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            You should’ve said “why can’t you have a butt like this?”

          • huehuehue, next time GL and mrs. GL are getting familiar, he should ask if she could get a big bruise on it first

          • KJM

            took a pole to the ass

            Aaaand we’re right back to the homosuggestive commentary. ^_^

          • OldMetalHead

            It’s Rob Halford’s fault. He got all of the 80’s metal heads to dress like gay men because we were so naive in the 80’s 😉

        • JWG

          If you’re in Warsaw, running into Poles is inevitable.
          …I’m sorry. But also not sorry.

          • EsusMoose

            I live with a pole, I can confirm many poles are in Warsaw and they conspire to hit us all.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I have a friend in Colorado who swears that since legalization Denver has become the weed capitol of the world, better than Amsterdam.

      • Dr. Dubz

        Never smoked myself. Can’t verify that. Alcohol was always my drug of choice.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          I liked alcohol, and drugs, lol.

          • You are a strong man, ND.

            GL

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Thanks GL ❤

            I’m not sure if that’s true or if I’m just lucky.

          • Well, a little bit of both seems to working 🙂

            GL

          • KJM

            Lost the taste for booze by my mid 20s. Never cared much for coke or benzos, and I hate needles so no worries there.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I never shot up any drugs but I did a metric shit ton of them. I am probably lucky that I never ventured down that route.

          • KJM

            If I can stay away from tobacco(18 years in July), I can stay away from anything.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I’m three and a half years off cigarettes but I abuse tobacco and nicotine in a myriad of other ways.

          • KJM

            Once I stopped, I stopped completely, no nicotine at all. It was horrible.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Ha, yeah. I was completely nicotine free for about 16 months once and went mental at the end of it. I’ll figure it out again.

          • KJM

            I’m convinced quitting nicotine for good cost me a piece of my sanity, much like permanent loss of hit/sanity points in Dungeons & Dragons or Call Of Cthulhu. Even in my worst moods, the mere thought of tobacco makes me gag.

            Economically, it was totally worth it. Otherwise? I’m still not sure.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Physical health-wise too, certainly.

          • KJM

            No matter what, I never lose my breath now. I can walk 5-6 miles, haul crap up multiple flights of stairs, etc, and still be able to breathe afterward.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            more (everything) is just better…

        • KJM

          Most of the time I’m herb only.

        • Lacertilian

          You’re at the age now where it wouldn’t be detrimental to your body/psyche to try cannabis, although you may not enjoy it as much as what you would have if you tried it during your teens.

      • more beer

        Your friend is correct. There are more dispensary`s than liquor stores in Denver.

        • KJM

          It’s not pot but there’s already a vape cafe about 2 blocks from my place. I imagine that’s how they’ll get around the whole “no smoking in public” thing.

          • more beer

            I know some places I go to here they let you smoke on the patio smokers areas as it`s private property. I`ve also been to a bunch of shows where vape company’s are set up and give you vape hit`s.

      • KJM

        Massachusetts will do it by 2016.

  • Guacamole Jim

    Toilet Confession: I’ve never smoked weed in my life. But happy 4/20 to those who do!!

    • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

      I haven’t either.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I used to smoke daily a long time ago. Used to really enjoy it, too, lol

      • Same here, wife and kids scaled that back quite a bit.

      • KJM

        I still do, enjoy it that is.

    • Dagon

      For some reason all of the related posts have been written by me. I wonder why.

      • J.R.

        Da(nk)gon

      • whoa, dat Somali Yacht Club is fine and dandy like sour candy!

    • Me neither.

      • Of course you don’t, you’re a zombie. The smoke would be out of your neck scars.

    • Sir Tapir the Based

      Ayyyyy Jimmy boy my friend. Neitjer have I.

      • Guacamole Jim

        <3

    • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

      No smoking, partaking of substances, or alcohol for me either. Nothing against those who do, it was just never for me.

      THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

      • Dr. Dubz

        A strangely high density of us here. I enjoy a beer on occasion, but I haven’t been drunk in like 3 years.

        • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

          I have the rare fruity alcoholic drink a couple times a year because a good friend of mine is an aspiring professional drink mixer or something, but also never been drunk. I like alcohol baked into food though. Adds a nice kick. Spiced Rum Cupcakes are the shiiiiiiiit.

      • Akerskronks ov Steele

        Count me in here as well. And believe me where I’m from it’s like THE THING.

    • Mother Shabubu III

      STRAIGHTEDGE BRUH. DRUGS R 4 LOZERS. URF CRIZIZ 4 LIFE.

      In all seriousness, I’ve never done it either. Shallow reasoning too; most of the people I know who do seem like dunderheads whose lives revolve around weed and the awful things related to it, like Cottonmouth Kings.

      • Lacertilian

        Don’t let idiots spoil your short time alive.

    • I’ve never smoked weed either. I’ve never taken any drugs to speak of other than oxycodone when my fucking eardrum exploded a few weeks ago. I’m very happy in my normal state.

      • I am envious. Of your happiness, not the oxycodone, which would only make me puke, nor your exploded eardrum–although an exploded eardrum WOULD get me out of working for a week or so, so . . .

    • Coolstorybro

      I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

  • Nine Inch Males

    #toiletconfessions

    I like weed and 4/20 is the worst

    • KJM

      Amateur hour.

  • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

    I need to find me some weed soon. Its not like I have exams soon and taking it before then will probably fuck up my results or anything.

    • Hey, -coreboy! I thought you were straight-edge 😛

      • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

        I used to be, but me and the BMTH lads started drinking around the time we made our first album, no wonder it sucked so much.
        In all seriousness, I can see the appeal of straight edge, but the call of Snoop Dogg is too much for me to resist.

  • Dagon

    I’m in class right now, but I just wanted to wish everyone a happy 4/20 regardless of how dank you are.

    • PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STUDIES. CHRIST

      • Relax. He’s in Dank-ology III.

        • I think you meant Herbology, with Professor Sprout.

          GL

        • J.R.

          I’m in Incompressable Fluid High-namics

        • KJM

          I have a Masters degree in Dankology.

    • J.R.

      I’m in class also, and would also like to wish a happy 4/20 regardless of dankocity.
      Essentially “what you said”

  • Tyree
  • #ToiletConfession I don’t smoke weed but… hey, everybody said that! o.o)

    http://cannabis.xtgem.com/images/blog/huge-joint-11184.jpg

    Chill with your joints and remember to not bother the ones who don’t smoke, plz >_>)

    • Guacamole Jim

      Damn, we are a pretty straight-edged crowd!

      • The Beargod

        Habe nicht Fear! Habe a Beer!
        Bear is here! To fix this damn straight Edge crowd.

      • KJM

        That’s why me & @blackbeard_s_ghost:disqus are here, to show you scrugs how to party right.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Weed is fun.

    • Tyree

      Going to be a lot of smoking at MDF here. Last year some dude rolled a joint with a page from the bible and lit it up. He passed it over to me and I took a heavy draw. Fucking metal as fuck!

      • KJM

        m/ Wish I could be there too!

        • Tyree

          Fucking Ay! I wish a lot of you could be there.

      • Lacertilian

        that’s a great use of the bible.
        I like this one too –
        @James_Jimmy_Mcnulty:disqus

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™
  • JWG

    Weird cosmic congruity note: my sister just got a kitten she named Pele.

    …after the Hawaiian fire deity, though. Not the footballer.

  • #ToiletConfession i used to smoke it to fit in with my peers, but never enjoyed it. now all i smoke are fools like you on the bball court

  • Goat of Dank desires

    I’ve never smoked weed and I have no desire to ever try it (Sorry Snoop Dogg). But I do like me some Stoner Doom! And fuck the Dutch government for making it harder and harder to sell weed legally here. A local Coffeeshop had to close down a few years ago because they were close to a school, even though didn’t sell weed to people under 18. Right now it’s illegal for coffeeshops to buy weed or grow weed, even though selling it still legal.
    (Not exactly original, but… Shut up it’s Sleep)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

    • KJM

      Odd how it’s getting more prohibitive there and more relaxed in The US(somewhat).

  • Actiondonkey

    I was a 3-4 times per week smoker before quitting for a 6 figure job. Months later and I still have occasional dreams about being able to smoke again. It was definitely better for my overall health compared to alcohol.

    • KJM

      Perhaps when you’re able to retire from that job you can treat yourself.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
    • Reichsmarschall Dean von Steel

      One of the heaviest riffs ever.

  • J.R.

    You mean we aren’t celebrating because it’s Hitler’s birthday? Damn. Gotta get these banners out of here before someone rats on me

  • Haven’t smoked in a long time, but for me smoking > drinking every day. Leaves me feeling better during and after, and I don’t fill up with shitty empty calories. Not to mention I can still function and do things in real life while high.

    • KJM

      I would be a living wreck if I drank the same amount that I smoke.

      • Reverse that. I would be a living wreck if I smoked as much as I drink.

        • KJM

          I have maybe 2 drinks a year if the right people come to town, and it’s always at home. I’m no fan of pubs.

          • No fan of pubs here either, though the GF is. It’s funny: booze makes me mellow and silly; weed opens a Lovecraftian can of worms in my head and often summons the police . . .

          • KJM

            I need at least 400 mcg of acid to summon the Thing That Should Not Be and his entourage. Herb is like coffee to me.

          • Lacertilian

            You got mcg dosage on blotter?
            I wish I could tell. Much easier to dose with psilocin for me.

          • KJM

            I had reliable people back in those days. If they said a hit was 125 mcg or whatever, it was. This was true for me as recently as 8-9 years ago(the last time I dropped). I’ve had my fill of that stuff for now.

          • Lacertilian

            I’ve seen some pics online with plain blotter with the mcgs written on them, would be handy, especially for noobs.

          • I feel you homes.

          • Can you feel it when I do . . . this?

          • I can and I’m kinda into it.

          • Good. That makes four of us. (Don’t ask. Just . . . keep your eyes closed and don’t ask . . .)

  • Call the Slambulance
  • Celtic Frosty

    I used to smoke weed a lot, but then my friend who always had the hookups moved away and I don’t know how/don’t really want to buy it myself. I get to partake every now and then if a friend has some they’re willing to share.

    • Since you’re Celtic Frosty, if you smoke too much, you melt? o.o)

    • I know a guy if you get an itch.

      /just sayin’.

      • Dagon

        His name starts with J

        Ayy lmao

        • more beer

          Kid Cudi but no Murphy`s Law on that play list. You must be high.

          • Lacertilian

            Kid Cudi but no fucking Method Man is the real crime here.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zMeRAWQdw

          • more beer

            I mentioned Murphy`s Law. because a hardcore band that has a lot of songs about herb. Belongs on this list more than some 2nd rate rapper like Kid Cudi.

  • Tyree
  • Spear

    Never partaken, but I imagine it would feel something like this:
    http://38.media.tumblr.com/479788b12004d83f5545765eeb40c123/tumblr_inline_nkiaibfiUz1smvmc6.gif

  • JWG
  • Dr. Dubz
  • Sir Tapir the Based

    Drop the drugs and pray to Jesus.

  • Tyree
  • Tyree

    “Life is an affliction depending on reflection. I need affection to cure life’s infection. Life is an addiction to cope with indecision. Hook me up, connection.
    Marijuana! Marijuana!
    Marijuana! Marijuana!
    Marijuana, in my brain and on my mind!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXjiUjHWNyQ

  • BLOODBEARDE

    While I think the whole “420” mentality is childish, it won’t stop me from smoking enough to kill an elephant. Also a bottle of Glenmorangie for the old lady and i’s anniversary today.

    • Dr. Dubz

      Happy anniversary!

      • BLOODBEARDE

        Thanks dubs

        • Dr. Dubz

          How many years? The wife and I are almost to Number 2.

          • BLOODBEARDE

            Technically speaking this is year 4

          • Dr. Dubz

            Most excellent.

    • Maik Beninton

      Happy birthday.

    • KJM

      Amateur hour.

    • Lacertilian

      Glenmorangie is the smoothest highland I have tried. Dish it out those who can’t tolerate a hefty islay, they’ll come around to the peaty-side sooner or later

  • Dank commercial for the dankest of frozen pockets of food:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAgy-ovDbsM

  • Mother Shabubu III

    4/20 conspiracy: it is an occult celebration of Hitler. By lighting your joints you’re signifying the burning of a jew. When enough joints are burned in ceremony, Hitler rise from his final resting place: Argentina, and…I have no idea where the fuck I am going with this or why I even shat this out of my head.

    • I was really hoping you’re actually zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and you forgot to switch accounts.

      • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

        zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is the paranoid conspiracy nut in all of us.

      • Lacertilian

        zzzzzzzz never forgets

    • Spear
      • Mother Shabubu III

        SNOOP MELTED THE STEEL OF THE TRADE CENTERS. THE RHYMES HE SPILLS ARE COATED WITH SUPER THERMITE. Oh, and Dang Thao is behind FEMA camps.

        • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

          4/20 HITLER HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

          • OldMetalHead

            Fucking Valve!

        • KJM

          G-pens can’t melt steel beams.

      • Guacamole Jim

        It’s actually better if you do the first two at 50%, the third at 100%. Just FYI

        • Spear

          Also, La Cumparsita is Uruguayan, not Argentinian. CLOSE ENOUGH RITE?!

      • This is the first time I actually played all 3.

        • Spear

          I’m so very, very sorry.

  • George Clarke

    ay see this glasses im wearing they got leaves in em fam

  • J.R.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLl9aSaE1Zs

    Figured you goons would appreciate this, on this the dankest of days

  • Sir Tapir the Based
  • KJM
    • more beer

      How these guys got left off the 420 list is beyond me. Saw them Saturday night the dedicated their set to weed.

      • more beer
    • more beer

      I saw Murphy`s Law Saturday night. The set was dedicated to Marijuana. Jimmy G was blazing on stage non stop during the entire hour and a half set. Everyone at the show was blazing in the club. How they were left off of this play list is beyond me.

      • KJM

        Them and Bad Brains.

        • more beer

          Them to but Murphy`s Law being left off the play list is criminal. The 2nd album is called Back With A Bong for fucks sake.

  • KJM
  • Reichsmarschall Dean von Steel

    No interest in pot or the cannabis culture at all, but I love Dopesmoker. One of my favorite songs. I actually just listened to it the other day while doing yard work. Hypnotic heaviness.

    Sleep were a special band, and Dopesmoker was the culmination of all their talent. I like both High on Fire and Om, but neither could quite replicate that Sleep magic (though the early albums from both bands tried damn hard.

    Unrelated, but I received my preorder of the new House of Atreus album this weekend. What a ripper!

    • Tyree

      New Genocide Shrines album finally got released yesterday. I’ve been playing it all day today. You shout check it out, I think you’ll enjoy the chaos.

      https://vaultofdriedbones.bandcamp.com/album/manipura-imperial-deathevokovil-scriptures-of-reversed-puraana-dharmurder

      • Reichsmarschall Dean von Steel

        Nice! I’ll have to check that out at some point.

        I actually received a few albums in the mail this weekend in addition to that HoA. I finally got my Gorguts Obscura reissue, Tribulation’s new album, Malthusian’s new EP Below the Hengiiform, Blasphemophagher’s The III Command, and the new Black Witchery/ Revenge split. That split is fucking awesome–above my expectations. That might be the best material Black Witchery has ever released, and that Revenge track is monumental! Love this split so far. I’ve been listening to that split and the new HoA so much I haven’t dipped into the others yet. It will be a great listening week.

        • Tyree

          All good shit man. Excellent!

      • Simon “Djentcrusher” Phoenix

        It crushes so much.

        • Tyree

          I was wondering if you listened to it yet. Glad you like it.

    • Simon “Djentcrusher” Phoenix

      Man I can’t stop listening to that stream of HoA that Invisible Oranges has up. I’m preordering that sum bitch very soon.

      Between that, Genocide Shrines, and Osheigo, my week has been good.

      • Dean the P.I. Staker

        It’s damn good, and lives up to all the expectations I had after the Into the Brazen Bull EP.

        If you order it now, I’m sure it will ship right out. I think they had the CDs ready to go and were going to release them in May to coincide with vinyl or something, but after the stream went up at IO, they must’ve just realized there was no use in waiting. No complaints from me!

  • KJM
  • OldMetalHead

    I like the Sublime version better, but give it up for the original.
    https://youtu.be/4UUPY902Ph0

  • KJM

    Dixie wishes you well!

    • Tyree

      HAIL DIXIE!!!

  • KJM
  • KJM
  • KJM
  • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

    I don’t smoke weed but I do have jams I bust out for specific days. Here’s a few of those.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go6FYVw6tTo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VI0Qxyf2sQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uh9j3j0ZcI

    • happy birthday bro! haven’t seen you around today, hence this here…

      • Sir Tapir the Based™

        Tbh, the toilet feels empty without JJD and his wacky shenanigans.

        • no joke. i’m unaware of what he likes, what he hates, and references to other comments he’s already made

      • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

        I’ve been out all day. I just got home.

  • KJM

    Keeping that Springtime 4/20 feeling alive

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZuW6BH_Vak

    • Tyree

      YES! YES! YES!

      Ann Wilson >>>>>>>>>>>>

      • KJM

        #StayWilson

        • Tyree

          Trvth! Goddamn great voice.

  • KJM
  • Lacertilian
    • Reichsmarschall Dean von Steel

      One of my faves. The heavy riff that drops after the slow plodding riff on the track “Satan” is righteous.

  • KJM

    Did somebody say ‘Doom’?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhPZU97JkLo

    • Lacertilian

      That track was a fun ride.
      Cover art is deceptive, the end part has more of a stoner rock vibe than the sludgey intro.

  • J.R.

    Doing some art crap and “hashtag yolo blazing it” to this “dank ass playlist”. Though not actively participating in the festivities, figured I could at least set the mood a little. Good picks so far! It’s all music I’m not too familiar with

  • Óðhinn
  • Jesus Built My Hot Dog

    Put this in your pipe and smoke it (after smoking some herb of course)!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OofUj_TNgrc