The Body Continue the Tradition of Bold Collaborations with Vampillia

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Late Sunday night, my single favorite mustached bear who happens to write for this very blog messaged me to let me know that on June 20th, sludge alchemists The Body will be releasing a new collaboration with Japanese weirdos Vampillia. This collaborative effort marks the second partnership of 2015 and the third since the beginning of 2014 (excluding split records). Only one track from xoroAHbin, the mysterious “Chikatilo” has been unveiled so far, and you can hear it right here.

The Body’s proclivity towards collaborations fascinates me. The band has never lacked for creativity on their own, so I find it exceedingly interesting that they would seek out other artists with whom to share songwriting responsibilities. Aside from a split with Sandworm, The Body dropped one very interesting collaboration in 2014, the menacingly titled I Shall Die Here. The record saw The Body working with electronic artist Haxan Cloak to layer wave upon wave of industrial menace atop The Body’s already horrifyingly thick sludge. The record was exceptionally imposing, but I found myself longing a bit for the bleak metallic nihilism of The Body’s more traditional albums like All the Waters of the Earth Turn to Blood.

Earlier this year, The Body teamed up with fellow swamp things Thou to spread the slime with the full version of You, Whom I Have Always Hated (also containing the short collaborative EP Released from Love). Although I gave this album a positive review (and stand by it), something about the partnership felt a bit uneven and left me wishing that there had been more of The Body and less of Thou on the release. Still, there were moments of pure brilliance on the record, and it’s hard to deny the emotive potency of this stunning take on Vic Chesnutt‘s “Coward”.

Knowing The Body’s somewhat unbalanced track record with collaborations, should you be excited about this partnership with Vampillia? Yes, because, Vampillia are brilliant.

Although I’ve seen the Japanese band branded black metal, in truth, only a few of their songs fit that description. Avant-garde rock, or maybe even performance art, may be a more apt label. Typical Vampillia releases are anything but typical, with the band seamlessly melding classical music, black metal, choral chanting, traditional Japanese folk music, industrial drones, and eerie ambient sound effects into a dire, immediate package dripping with urgency and earnestness. Every piece of music written by the band is replete with atmosphere, and at times while listening my jaw dropped at the force of the geyser-like drumming or the melancholic beauty of the shredding violin. Words fail to describe the sound Vampillia conjures, but they are always interesting and exciting.

As on the other collaborations, “Chikatilo” seems to indicate that The Body are taking a backseat to the artistic endeavors of their partners. Chip’s signature shrieks are present, but there’s an almost devastating beauty to the electronic crunch summoned by Vampillia on the track. I’m beyond curious to hear how the full length plays out.

I can’t read Japanese so I’m not entirely certain, but it appears that you can order xoroAHbin on Vampillia’s website. Alternatively, keep an eye on the group’s Bandcamp and Facebook pages. Check out “Chikatilo” and let me know what you think in the comments.

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  • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

    The Body > your body.

  • Howard Dean
  • Tyree

    After listening to some of this, I’m curious to know if a band (I guess “project” is more suiting for this) like this can pull this stuff off live. When I saw Gnaw Their Tongues I was very disappointed because it was a guy on bass guitar and a guy on a mac book. Boring as fuck live.

    • The W.

      Never seen The Body live, but I have seen one two-person band that actually was pretty radical.

      • Tyree

        I know the Body are pretty good at pulling their stuff off live. But, I’m curious about this Vampillia and other similar bands that rely on computers and samples.

        • The W.

          Umm, I saw a Vampillia video. looks like they have a full ensemble when playing live.

          • Tyree

            Well, at least they have a band playing some stuff I guess. I can’t stand these noise projects that go and play live and it’s a dude operating a table.

      • Howard Dean
        • Tyree

          Inquisition and Bolzer! BYAH!

          • Howard Dean

            They should tour together. Receipts split only four ways between the two bands would make for a pretty profitable tour!

          • Tyree

            Agreed! That would draw a lot of people for sure. Prosanctus Inferi are another 2 piece band that could join.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXouH8DFdC0

          • Howard Dean

            This needs to happen. Toilet ov Hell presents: “The Two-Man Band Tour ov Hell.” I would go in a heartbeat.

          • Tyree

            There needs to be more 2 piece bands. It cuts out the drama and the bullshit.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Except of course our homeys Cobalt.

          • Howard Dean

            What?! You talkin’ shit about shit you shouldn’t be talkin’ shit about? Nice jean vest, queerbait! NO FRIENDSHIP! NO FUN!

            http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/8/6/1/1861_artist.jpg?0943

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Haha. He’s wearing a sweet shirt there though.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Are you talking about The Body? I recently caught them in NY. They were one of the best bands I’ve seen play live. They played with nine members.

      • I was watching a vid of that the other day. Couldn’t believe how many people they had on stage.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          They played a rather short set. It could have been intentional or because it was late on Sunday and the set ran behind. Dunno. Either way they demolished all in twenty five minutes.

    • Howard Dean

      Damn, I would have been so pissed off watching that.

      • Tyree

        Luckily, Demoncy and Tsjuder were after.

      • sweetooth0

        Yes it was crushingly disappointing. I was so excited to see Gnaw Their Tongues and they were terrible live. It wasn’t even just the fact that 95% of the “live” performance was pre-recorded tracks played from a mac book, but Mories’ vocal performance even sounded pretty lackluster.

        • Tyree

          So, to the bar we went and stayed.

          • sweetooth0

            Yup, beer was the salve to treat the wounds of my disappointment.

      • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties
    • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

      Sounds about as bad as when I saw Wolfsheim. Singer literally didn’t move during the whole thing except to hold the mic stand, and the keyboardist was just tapping a key every 30 seconds and looking at his laptop. I love their music, but goddamn it’s the worst show I’ve ever been to. NON was pretty bad too. It was just Boyd Rice coming out on stage, tapping play on his laptop and reading shit from behind a sheet music holder.

  • Andréi Chikatilo story is creepy as f*ck. I remember being scared reading all of that ;_;)

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    As I’ve already said I would’ve bought this as a Vampillia song, very little of The Body – but it’s a brilliant tune.

    • The W.

      Yup, you can really own hear The Body there in Chip’s vocal presence.

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        In a way it’s really irritating too.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    listen to VAMPILLA – “you go first”in the op
    with both these vids –full vol
    –https://youtu.be/A-0PeUeYbqw

    -https://youtu.be/03rzUoyq9K0

  • Óðinn
  • FUKKBEARD

    Dat Dark Souls 3 trailer tho
    http://youtu.be/7OtAVElUljE

  • Hello Vampillia, nice to meet you. Welcome to my humble abode. Take your coat off. Have a seat. Would you like a drink? There you are. Take off you shoes. Get comfortable. You’re going to be here a while . . .

    • The W.

      Their Bandcamp is a bit of a cluster, but they have some very, very interesting material.

      • I’m perusing all of it now and I fear I may need to visit the hospital in order to have this priapism drained if it does not desist in the next 12 hours. Cheese and Rice, where did this amazing band come from?

        • The W.

          Christian and I were talking about them yesterday because they were relatively off my radar till now. They’ve toured with some bigger bands but have yet to really catch on.

          • Sounds a bit like Godspeed if they were still pushing any boundaries. Or Kayo Dot back when they still used violin. Throw those two bands into a blender with a pinch of Solefaldian whatthefuckery and you might end up with something like Vampillia.

            Anyway, +1 Bands Pimped Out to Richter by the Toilet.

  • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

    The Body stuff is punishing as hell. I likey, but I’d really have to be in a certain mood to sit through a whole album of their stuff.

    • I have the same problem. To paraphrase a Body-loving friend of mine: “It sucks that you always have to wade through ten minutes of bullshit to get to the actual song.”

      • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties
        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          Early PIL >>>>>>>>>

        • Kevin Nash & Friends

          Public Image Ltd is awesome. So is Big Audio Dynamite.

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            I looooooooooove BAD!

  • TRUMP2016
  • FUKKBEARD

    Gettin some bdubs tonight

    • KJM

      Aw dang.

      • FUKKBEARD

        Mother fuckin spicy garlic and whatever their hottest one is called

        • KJM

          yum

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            No, Red Robin is yum. BDubs is “What the hell did I just eat?”

          • FUKKBEARD

            I dont think you have any room to talk

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Yes I do. My uncle is the main lawyer for Red Robin.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Oh gawd!

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I’m serious though.

          • FUKKBEARD

            Wings were still dope. Also bought two new pairs of shoes at dsw

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I didn’t enjoy the bratwurst I had there but the wings aren’t half bad.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            So you are biased towards Red Robin because your uncle is their lawyer? They probably give you free food. RED ROBIN SUPPORTS NEPOTISM!

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni

            Kevin’s uncle is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Red Robin caused Clinton to crash into the World Trade Centers and melt the beams!

          • more beer

            I thought he was a part owner of Smash Burger?

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            He is. He also is Red Robin’s lawyer.

          • more beer

            That`s kind of double dipping.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            It may be but he lives 2 doors down from Peyton Manning in Denver so he’s doing something right.

          • more beer

            If I lived 2 doors down from Peyton Manning. I would be giving him shit because his brother Eli has two rings and he only has one.

    • Kevin Nash & Friends

      Fbeard plz!

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    So, how about the new Slayer cover art? You could cut yourself on how edgy it’s trying to be.

    • Sir Tapir the Based™

      It’s only like a 2/10 on Tapir’s edginess scale.

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        On my edginess scales it’s a 2,607/10 because it’s so bad it shatters the record for Edgiest Shitty Album Cover.

        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          If you think it’s edgy, you have only seen the dullest of edges.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            It still offends the inner Catholic in me. There is worse but that is mostly from bands much more extreme than Slayer that I don’t listen to. Those bands give me headaches and they give me tinnitus.

          • FUKKBEARD

            Can confirm. Not real atheists. I don’t wanna pull a zzzzzzzzz here but these guys are shills.

            Also I don’t think repentless is a word. I guess they also don’t have dictionaries for words like unrepentant

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Repentless
            Re`pent´less
            a. 1. Unrepentant.

            They’re the same thing.

          • FUKKBEARD

            Goddamn, nobody even tries anymore.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Fukkbeard is dealing with insanity every fucking day!

          • FUKKBEARD

            Modern day poets

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            It perfectly conveys the rage and anxiety that Kerry feels when the pizza delivery guy gets lost on the way to his house.

          • FUKKBEARD
          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            Repentless (By Kerry “Burger” King)

            Arby’s, velveeta, my bowels in disarray
            Dealing with indigestion every fuckin’ day
            I hate the diets, hate the fame, hate fitting in my jeans
            Pissing match of Eggo Waffles, fuck their vanity

            Ain’t got the time, I don’t want anything from you
            Feeding on my tamales is all I fuckin’ do
            No looking back, no regrets, no apologies

            What you get is what you see
            Linguini, on high
            Repentless, my pizza just arrived

            My toilet relives the atrocities
            Can’t take Stoufer’s any fuckin’ more
            Intensity, anarchy, hamburgers amplified
            Taking a shit is all that keeps me alive

            I leave it all in the commode on the stage
            This is my life where I fill it everyday
            So take your shot, bottom’s up, this is no lie
            I’ll be eating McDonald’s ’til the day I die

            Slim Fast, on high
            Repentless, cheeseburgers on the fly

            I ate the eggs, ate the ham, ate the fuckin’ plate
            Eating match of nachos, fuckin’ cheddar cheese
            Ain’t got the time, I don’t want anything from you
            Looking at my belly is all you fuckin’ do

            No looking back, no regrets, no apologies
            What you get is what you see
            My beer gut grows a little more everyday

            Eat fast, on high
            Repentless, my buffet order just arrived

          • FUKKBEARD

            All joking aside, it’s better than the original

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            *takes a bow*

          • snake riot

            take a shit for all the good it will do.

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni
          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            Pepe-ntless!

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

          • KJM

            “A Vote For Pepe Will Feel Good, Man!!”

          • KJM!!!!! 5 ppl now!!!!!!!!

            GL

          • Lacertilian

            @blackbeard_s_ghost:disqus @BasedTapir:disqus @thecultoftheblueoyster:disqus
            Pepentless

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            I fucking love you.

          • Lacertilian

            Let’s be real here, it’s Pepe we love.

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            I think they are “bigger” than the shill paradigm—-they had media clout b4 the Clinton media/un terror tv attack bullshit —they have HUGE influential power on individual rock fans—they are a real wildcard situation–as far as the commies are concerned

            those lyrics are the point of view of how Kerry king saw jeff hannemans life views/philosophies

            a huge life influence/spirit/attitude—that sets the true feelings of any thrasher—->which is greater –than any technical aspect of the lyrics—but operates on feelng

          • FUKKBEARD

            Plot twist: zzzzzzzzzzz is an agenda 21 psyops shill drone!

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            fuck those motherfuckers!!

            I kind of think —this whole new slayer thing–might end up being a huge historical –gathering——>and that it might come off “sloppy” to some perspectives at first

          • FUKKBEARD

            I just dont think they have what it takes to remain relevant anymore. Especially not for the cause

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Slayer should have called it quits in 1981.

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            I’d say 1995.

          • sean

            Sir tapir the TOOL should go listen to some justin bieber or 5fdick punch !! maybe some icp

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Except that I don’t listen to those. Shouldn’t you go do your homework so mom won’t get angry?

          • sean

            witty comeback douchebag had to ask your little sister for some help !!!!

          • sean

            BY THE WAY MORON ITS SUMMER !!!! WHO THE FUCK HAS HOMEWORK IN THE SUMMER ?? OH WAIT YOUR KIDS ARE MORONS AND HAD TO GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL = I GET IT !! SORRY !!!! HAHAHAHAHA

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni

            Kerry’s gonna drag it along as long as he can though. Tom’s probably done after this one.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Plot twist: zzzzzzzzzz is Clinton!

          • FUKKBEARD
          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            the first day –that truthers went on yahoo,news–and said that Clinton did 911—-he was on cnn the very next day—saying that new laws had to be passed for people on the internet—who were spreading “vicious” rumors–

            also—bush jr used to go to infowars—-I think he got the idea to pay the Iraqis to quit fighting—from stoners saying they should just give the Iraqi fighters weed/lsd—–>>a few months later–I guess that’s sort of what they did—i’m pretty sure bush jr loved 911 truthers

            it was really interesting—

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Clinton couldn’t have done 9/11. He was at my house drinking coffee when it happened. We had a nice day.

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            He was busy fucking my mom in the butt, remember?

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Oh yeah, your mom was there too. A charming lady she is.

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni

            She gave him the herpes something fierce.

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            another of the websites where the 911 truth –movement got started was “911 blogger”–I think they still got it

            anyways..it was ran by this guy “john England”==or something that started with e—who happened to also be the main producer on the daily show—so we would discuss all the 911 stuff—and about every couple of days—there would be something on tv–that was exactly like what happened on the forum–all the time===cuz a big part of the 911 truth movement was controlled by Viacom media thru this producer guy—including the promotion of wtc7 and thermite–as smoking guns (which could be more difficult to legally pin down)

            they couldn’t handle the 10-10-01 smoking gun—which has the “smoking gun”paradigm===which we promoted in the forums

            so perseverance–will always pay off…eventually

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties
          • FUKKBEARD

            He’d have to be able to play a solo first

            /drumroll

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            Pretty sure Tom just rolled his eyes when he saw it. “Whatever, Kerry. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr and shit, ra ra Satan.”

        • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

          I smell a Photo Chop coming!

    • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

      Lol, have you seen the lolbuttz lyrics though on Blabbermouth’s post on it? It’s like an angry 10 year old wrote it after being sent to his room without his din din.

      http://assets.blabbermouth.net.s3.amazonaws.com/media/slayerrepentlesslyrics.jpg

      According to Kerry, Hanneman is ‘worm food’, but Slayer is more like chum at this point.

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        I no longer respect Kerry after he called Jeff worm food. Fuck him and his disrespect towards the dead.

        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          I don’t think that dead people really mind. Also, it’s kinda true. He’s food for the worms and bacteria.

          • FUKKBEARD

            Ooooooh and ghosts

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            What aboot ghosts?

          • yer momma.

            -Mr. Bojangles

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            I miss Bojangles. He liked my mom.

          • now zzzzzzzzzzzzzz likes my mom. So its… kinda like… ya know….t the same thing?

            GL

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            I’m sure your mom is a nice lady. You just have to be careful or you’ll be calling zzzzzz dad.

          • /truth

            GL

          • more beer

            Don`t you mean truther? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz anyone’s dad never.

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            are you bitter?—just cause of yer life story—and how your mom thought she had to take a crap one time—and then you popped out——-

          • more beer

            No my life is pretty good. Unlike you who has nothing but your delusional thoughts. Mother jokes really? Did you make past the 4th grade? Now go take your meds!

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            your mom’s syphilis–effected yer perception–
            –youre not a doctor—-just an errand boy

          • more beer

            So what is the explanation of your warped perception, of the entire world? Is it maybe Ebola of the brain? Or to many lonely nights with Alex Jones dvd`s and a bottle of lube. Even the clown who runs Metal Injection is goofing on you. http://www.metalinjection.net/oh/high-on-fires-matt-pike-is-not-a-conspiracy-theorist-hes-a-conspiracy-factist

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            10-10-01 trumps any smear tactic/baboon anal suckage breath–that comes out of your mouth

            the metal injection guy–is dealing with it in whatever way–hopefully the “goofing” will lead to actual analysis–I got a whole bunch of shills to nite—trying every which way to change the subject or be a dumbass—but it doesn’t change anything—-
            scientists studied your mom decided that it was necessary to make abortions easier to obtain for street people

          • more beer

            You are delusional! Step away from what ever electronic device you are on. It is rotting your brain. You know your silly points are moot. Your silly little posts are as ridicules as the mainstream media. If your points were so valid. You wouldn`t have to resort to name calling and talking shit about peoples mothers. You`re so socially awkward this is all you have. Enjoy your pathetic life.

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            suck it

          • more beer

            What`s the matter you can`t do better than that. Go take your meds and watch info wars.

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            10-10-01 —

          • sean

            DOCUHEBAG CUNTS MOUTHS ALWAYS RUNNIN !!! GO DRINK SOME MORE BEER BITCH !!!!

          • more beer

            Some more mouth running for you. The new Slayer song is weak. They are way past their prime. They need to hang it up and retire. Now go cry like the little girl that you are.

          • sean

            WOW LOSER KEEP REPEATING YOURSELF- ARE YOU TOO FUCKING STUPID TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE !! GO LISTEN TO YOUR FAVORITE BAD CUNT

          • sean

            LOOK EVERYONE I FOUND MORE BEERS REAL PROFILE

          • sean

            SAYS KING DOUCHEBAG – MORE BEER !! SO PROFOUND YOU LOW IQ INBRED FUCK !!!

          • more beer

            Oh what happened? Did Kerry King not let you put your diseased mouth on his cock. I`m so sorry he wouldn`t let you live out your sexual fantasy. Better luck next time. The only low IQ inbred her is you. Obviously You are the result of 2 cousins and a broken rubber. By the way the new Slayer song is weak. Still don`t know the reference that is my user name. Plus beer and metal go together like peanut butter and jelly. Now go ask you cousin mom for a hug.

          • sean

            WOW WITTY COMEBACK DOUCHEBAG !! YOUR DAD SHOUD HAVE FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS INSTEAD !! WE HAVE ENOUGH DIMWITS IN THIS COUNTRY ALREADY !!WHAT WITH YOUR HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES YOU INBRED WEIRDO ??????

          • FUKKBEARD
          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Jesus christ, don’t post scary pics like that! I got so sp00ked is soiled my armor.

          • we are literally having our own circle jerk. Just the four of us!

            /howcute

            GL

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            This is what happens when Le Tapir is on a vacation and can’t sleep.

          • its 4am there? shit bro!

          • FUKKBEARD

            #repentlesstapeer

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Actually it’s almost 5am. I drank too much coffee!

          • lets just keep posting and posting and posting and posting.

            Joe will get in tomorrow at 9am and there will 2100 comments.

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            Shit, it’s only 10pm here and I’m gonna be up for a while.

          • FUKKBEARD

            Shit

          • Same time zone here! I need to hit the hay. I need my 8 hours!

            NIGHT FELLOW TELEMARKETERS! HAHHAA auto correct said telemarketers lolololololololol

            GL

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Wow! Physically abusing hay is never nice! You apologize now!

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni
          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            I used to call those tractor eggs when I was a kid. I though that tractors lay eggs and little tractors will hatch from them.

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni

            LMAO!!!!! You Finns are some strange ass people!

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            That’s what happens when you live in a Northern European country that no one remembers. But hey, at least we’re not like Belgium. No one cares about Belgium.

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni

            Well, they did give us French Fries, Front 242, Aborted and Jean Claude Van Damme.
            Damn, I’m hoping that Trump2016 asshole hasn’t gotten banned. I was wanting to unleash one of my favorite insults.

            http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/geistimsturm/7%20watt%20bulb%20insult.gif

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            But they’re miserable fat Belgian bastards!

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni
          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni

            Night night, sweet teleprompter!

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni
          • pïgchop™

            Cool. What is this?

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni

            No idea, actually. Looks like something out of a Quay Bros. film.

          • pïgchop™

            Hmmm, well yeah…then there is this:

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni

            This week in Metal Injection news……………

          • more beer

            But that beer is real. Brewed in Germany. I need one of those bottles for my collection. Even if according to rate a beer it`s not that good.

          • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s
          • more beer

            Just wow! That is some fuck up for the original seller. But some luck for the buyer. As much as I love beer. 500 g`s is a little out of my beer budget.

          • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

            I forgot the link, but another article stated that the bottle is 141 years old. Still probably tastes better than Natty Ice!

          • more beer

            It`s still sealed. So who knows. But the fact that almost anything is better than Natty Ice. But drinking it is a half a million dollar lose so I guess no one will ever know.

          • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s
          • more beer

            I`ve never had one last that long. The real shelf life is when I get to it.

          • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

            More than a day of it at my place is a crime against humanity!

          • more beer

            That`s how it works here. It is very rare for a beer to make it until tomorrow.

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni
          • KJM

            “A handjob ain’t enough. YOU GOTTA LET HIM BANG YOU!”.

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            It was a Freudian slip, since food is always on Kerry’s mind.

          • KJM

            If someone earns your respect in life, they deserve to still have it after they pass.

        • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

          Behold my new masterpiece below!

        • pïgchop™

          But…Jeff is worm food. Kerry was just being matter of fact about Jeff’s current situation. Better that than some bullshit about Jeff’s spirit floating about on black wings of metal thrashing destiny.

          • KJU’s Pants Full Of Macaroni

            Or he could’ve just said no to the question.

          • KJM

            I’m Agnostic on a good day and I would never say that about someone I worked with and respected after they passed.

        • sean

          pretty sure he was being SLAYERISh and jeff would have found it amusing !! not denying hes an asshole !!

      • sean

        your bands name cunt ??? fuck off then !!!

        • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

          You were having a stroke when you wrote that?

          • sean

            DIMWIT !!

    • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

      BTW, looks like Neil Young’s a little less than pleased with Donald Trump jacking his song.

      http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-donald-trump-neil-young-rockin-free-world-20150616-story.html

  • KJM