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This has been a really strange week.

It’s been weird, and stressful, and really fun. We are building something special and I’d like to thank every one of you for making it happen. Thank you to our writers for creating quality posts. Thank you to our commenters for being giant weirdos. Thank you to our lurkers for lurkin’.

We’ve got a ton of new posts, writers, and site improvements coming up next week (including a Sunday post!). I look forward to seeing you then.

-XOXO Joe

P.S. this song fucking rips –

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  • YOU’RE WELCOME.

    I’ll submit an occasional rant, tirade, or review if you want. I always wanted to be internet-famous anyway.

    • Negrodamus

      JAG I wanna read that shit. Make that shit happen. I just submitted something and I’m crossing my fingers all weekend it turns out Ok!

      • If I do I’ll try not to old fart it up too badly.

        • Negrodamus

          Write a whole story about not listening to such extreme music, like the JAG version of get off my damn lawn lol

          • Haha. I like extreme music…in moderation.

          • Flushgod Apocalypse

            “Reporting live is Toilet Ov Hell’s resident elder, JAG”

          • *Cough…wheeze*

            I think Conan is older than I am (but ironically far less mature lol)

            Edit: also TDTR has me beat.

          • KJM

            If it makes you feel any better/worse, I’m 47.

          • FeelTheDarkness

            I too am Olde Tyme at the ripe old age of 45. Been listening to metal and it’s ilk since I was a wee lad.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            Hey you old fogey, i’m 2 years younger than you, hahahha

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            marliyn manson looks like lin shaye from kingpin and insidious. Serves him right for tainting the name of MARILYN MUNROE. I bet rose mcgowan and ditta von teese puke when they see this pic.

          • Fromwisdomtohate29

            Rose McGowan’s younger self should puke when she sees current pics of herself.

            Seriously, why did Robert Rodriguez give up his decent looking wife and flush most of his career down the toilet just to hook up with her? Mind-boggling.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            The last time i was really turned on by mcgowan was in planet terror and death proof. I thought she looked good with the blonde hair. But then i saw some photos of her in the conan 3d remake and she looked like a monster. I never went to see the remake because i am an arnold only fan, but it seems to me that movie was severely lacking in good looking women. There is posters of her as red sonja , but thats about as far as it got, rodriguez could’nt get it funded and frankly her looks have deteriorated big time. It looks like bad plastic surgery.

          • Fromwisdomtohate29

            Rose was great in Planet Terror. But after that it was just a spiral downhill.

            I knew about the Red Sonja remake. I felt Rodriguez should’ve gotten someone else to play her. But he cast McGowan because he was boning her. But I digress.

            He also had the rights to a remake of Ralph Bakshi’s Fire and Ice. I hope he’s still working on that. Give the Machete films a rest for a year or two. (The first one was great., but Machete Kills was garbage.).

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            Another waste of time, i have F & I on blu ray and it’s fine the way it is. The princess is really hot in that , the battles are cool. The rotoscoping really turned out well on that one.
            It’s like heavy metal 2000, it wasn’t really very good at all, i bought it for $3.00 because i collect all things heavy metal (the magazine) related. It was a vanity project with eastman putting himself and his wife penthouse pet julie strain in it ( in animated form, but it looked just like them). Except for michael ironside (scanners) it just sucked.

            As far as red sonja i don’t know who they could get, it would have to be an unknown. And i want her to be bulit like she is the comics. Not super muscular like brigitte neilsen. Boy was i dissapointed when i saw that in the theatre. Then they had arnold in it, but not playing conan but some character called Lord kalidor ? I have never heard of that character in any conan or REH story.
            Here is a few i like off google. Not too thin because it would not be realistic that a very, very small girl could fight hardcore. No offense to the ladies out there !

            MAKE SURE TO PRESS MORE TO SEE ALL THE PHOTOS.

          • Brian_aka_Guppusmaximus

            I’m sorry… He still looks way too much like Nicholas Cage to me. It’s fucking hysterical!

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            hahaha, yea like a horrible, twisted , bizzaro Cage. How did this guy get a career ? Remember all the kids carried lunch boxes around because this dude did. What was that shit about ? When i was young you had a lunch box to put your lunch in. Total horseshit. Everyone says nirvana was shitty, but it was just guitar driven rock with angsty lyrics. MM was industrial-lite posing as metal posing as shock rock posing as a bunch of gaylords wearing dresses and being edgy by twisting the names of classic icons of beauty. Great job brian warner. Maybe he should get that other asshole brian werner and adopt a child together. They can teach it to be a racist with bad musical taste.
            FUCK THIS ASSHOLE – ONE OF THE MOST TALENTLESS RIP OFF ARTISTS IN THE ENTIRE RECORDED HISTORY OF MUSIC.

          • Brian_aka_Guppusmaximus

            LMAO! Just seeing this post now…

            Agreed! Him & Rob Zombie were what I like to call Aerobic Metal. They stole everything that was catchy about ABBA and put a watercolor metal tinge on that shit! Gawd, how I hated both those bands.

            I guess I didn’t really “hate” Nirvana. I just hated that MTV / VH1 re-wrote history to suggest that they killed Metal when, in fact, they really killed Glam Rock. Because, right around that time Ironchrist, Defiance, Dream Theater, Cynic, Atheist, Opeth, Believer and whole slew of other kick ass bands were forging the steel that would create a stronger genre for the next 30 years!

            Honestly, though, Nirvana did the same thing to Punk that MM & Zombie did to Industrial.

      • Xan

        I also submitted an article. It is the first piece I’ve ever written outside of school so I hope I don’t sound like a dipshit who doesn’t know what he’s talking about (which I probably am). I tried my best and I know at least my momma will hang it on the fridge and give me a “You’re #1 Champ!” sticker as a reward.

    • Fromwisdomtohate29

      Indeed. I want to see an article about you defending Skid Row. I’m sure it’ll be better than the shitpile article that Vince wrote about Babymetal that sadly I had to rant on just now?

      • Skid Row was incredible. I can’t think of an album I played more than Slave to the Grind when it was released. It was so good I still listen to it once a month.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          i listen to hair nation on sirius xm and tracks from the first 2 skid row albums are always on. Some great stuff, Grind has some heavy shit on it. I like a lot of 80’s band and take shit for it, tesla, old great white, dokken, ratt, kix.

          • All good bands.

          • Fromwisdomtohate29

            But Kix are awesome dude. As is Shotgun Messiah, Enuff Z’nff and a bunch of other bands from that era.

          • Only Kix album I ever owned was Blow My Fuse. I should catch up.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            Hot wire is just as good as if not better it just got lost in the grunge explosion of 91. And i am not going to get on my horse and say nirvana killed metal, metal had 2 decades of domination on the billboard charts and all good things come to an end. To me nirvana is metal , its just played differently with a different lyrical approach that happened to catch the public interest at the time. When i first heard nevermind i bought it well before it became the huge success it would later come to be. It’s just a roll of the dice. The dice rolled for metal for 2 decades and then the dice rolled for grunge. Now the dice is rolling in favor of core. I don’t know , i fucking hate it but thats the way it goes. I do find it strange however that king 810 can literally drop out of the sky and be in the devils dozen on liquid metal without any previous play. Who is requesting it ? As a subscriber i pay jose and company’s salary. I try to phone in but the phone calls are either goofballs who always say pantera is their favorite band. God bless em, i love pantera too, but how can every caller be the same. Then he gets these sexy voiced professional women driving to work and guess what their favorite band is.
            Jose says they poll the audience and death metal always comes up dead last. When did this happen jose ? What needs to happen is a separate channel for true death metal of today, OSDM and black metal needs to be created.
            And while i am bitching about sirius xm in the wee hours of sunday morning :
            Why is there so much overlap of songs between channels. Hair nation for example will play queensryche and tesla, and 5 minutes later they are played on ozzys boneyard.
            Then anthrax will be played on liquid metal only to end up later in the hour on ozzy’s boneyard.
            I wish i could get in there and straighten things out. They have settings where you can get some obsure stuff on each channel, but that is only available on-line not in the car at this point.

          • Nevermind, like The Real Thing, was some exciting shit for its time. I remember a lot of metalheads flipping out and buying it. It’s really hard to look at old worn-out albums with fresh eyes. I hate to say it but one sorta has to have been there to know what it meant at the time.

          • Brian_aka_Guppusmaximus

            Sq-Squeeming Guitah!! Yea, I’m wicked fucking guilty of loving me some 80s glam,BUT, the first Tesla album was just raw & awesome Hard Rock. Unfortunately, they went south so fast I thought they were going to start releasing Porn videos… *Ba-Da-Boom-Tiss*

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            great radio conspiracy is awesome, so is psychotic supper – edisons medicine is probably my favorite tesla song. I saw them open for MC on the feelgood tour and left after their set, thought i might catch them by the bus, never did but i refused to sit through a shit MC concert. They also have a couple of cover albums that are great , they do an acoustic war pigs, and next to the sabbath original its the best one i have ever heard. The new album simplicity is great too. The band has lots more in the tank.

          • Brian_aka_Guppusmaximus

            Sorry, dude, I have to disagree. For me, I didn’t much care for them after their first album. IMHO, Faith No More did a much better War Pigs cover. Honestly, I think it’s that in the late 80s I was into the glorious Speed Metal / Thrash scene (Atrophy, Defiance, Ironchrist, Believer, Angkor Wat, Napalm Death,etc..) along with stumbling upon Mr. Bungle / FNM that when I came back ’round to unleaded, I re-engaged with Armored Saint on “Symbol of Salvation” so, by then,Tesla paled in comparison. Well, I was always a Maiden fan…

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      hey, would an immature person do this, don’t worry its conan lite, hahahhahah

      • Deputy Dipshit

        HE’s BACK! m/

    • Gurp

      DO IT, JAY!

  • Flushgod Apocalypse

    You’re welcome. And thank YOU Joe, for leading our people out of MS.

  • FeelTheDarkness

    Joe, You are like that dude Moses,leading that exodus from that shitbag website over there. Hail Joe and his “staff”!!!!!

    • FeelTheDarkness

      By the way,I’m stoned.

      • geddy

        ..

      • Paris Hilton

        It’s cool man, we all stoned

  • ALL HAIL THE TOILET.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      m/

      • Xan

        Let the throne of justice extend it’s arm throughout all the world and bring its loyal, endearing subjects to their knees, quivering in adoration at the majesty of their master.

  • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

    THANK YOU JOE THRASHNKILL for delivering us from the Darkness and into the light.

    PS….that Myrone song….. 5/5 flushes. WTF kinda way to end the week is that? You trolling us???

    TRY THIS INSTEAD — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDk6fvkEp2k

    • Master Of Puppets

      Screw kerry “burger” king and his irrelevant tribute band!
      These hacks haven’t been relevant in 30 years!!
      Metallica are the gold standard and kings of metal.
      Lars > every member of $layer

      *flushes $layer and all the hot topic posers down the toilet of hell*

      ST. ANGER ROUND MY NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Slayer isnt my favorite band in the world, but I’m pretty sure that Dave Lombardos schlong is a better drummer than Lars…

        just sayin

        • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

          The best schlong drummer has gotta be the Electric Eel Shock dude.

          • Ann Coulter’s Flaccid Penis

            I may be able to put up a fight in this competition.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          That’s a hard-working schlong. Heh, hard.

          • you clever organism, you

      • geddy

        I went to see WASP in Toronto a looooong time ago. Slayer opened.

        Unholy fuckin’ hell! I lost my shit that night – went crazy – smashed shit up for days and days afterwards.

        Good times.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          i did’nt agree with that hatchet job they did on chris holmes on MS either. The guy is a brain damaged train wreck, the interviewer was probably just trying to make him look like even more of a fuck up. To say wasp were not a good metal band when they came up is a bold faced lie. I saw them open for krokus on the 84 blitz tour and there was definitely some metal being played that night.

          • Deputy Dipshit

            I agree, it seemed like the “dangling a carrot” situation, just sort of setting the guy up to say stupid shit when he’s clearly not all there. Capitalizing on his condition. Fuckwits.

      • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

        You’re right, i keep forgetting about LULU, the gold standard masterpiece of metal.

      • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

        Its a good thing cliff died too, we’d never have heard other gold standard masterpieces like Load and Reload either. What a relief that he died.

        Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme flush that i desire!

        • Xan

          TICK, TICK, TICK!

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      that weasel vince really blew his methaphorical load with the babymetal article. I would say its going to top 500 comments by monday. Its like a forest fire. Some real mean shit going down. I somehow couldn’t resist taking a few troll dumps over there either. This is like war, but the toilet is mightier than vincenzio and axhole. I would say the battle lines have been drawn. I have heard a few dissenters angered that this blog is being advertised on MS (through comments) , they have also said that MS is as good as it was 8 years ago ! (could be plants) ?

      How many times can vince play the babymetal card ? Certainly not every week. No, he is attempting to dominate the weekend traffic but next week he will have to rally his forces again to compete with toiletovhell.

      If only we had advertising on here ! CROM has foreseen it , it shall come to pass.

      This is our fortress now.
      toiletovhell hq.

      • MoshOff

        I just read the Babymetal comments… who the fack are all these new, self-righteous commenters and where did they come from? I think there’s a solid chance they might all be Axl & Vince.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          Thats what i thought too, but now that i consider it V & A could not possible be able to do that, its not logistically possibly, they could have accomplices though.

      • Xan

        We’re the veritable PC Master Race of metal news websites.

  • I’d been over at the Other place since 2009, though I only commented sporadically (as Agony). I don’t know what the hell happened (are they just tired of it? running out of ideas? suffered a traumatic brain injury?), but I sure am glad you guys put this together. It’s been way more entertaining over here than anything that’s happened over there since the last Run MS For The Day.

    Loving the community here, and was definitely missing seeing the commenters interact over there.

    I don’t have any ideas right now, but I’d be glad to contribute some time. Maybe if everyone rotates out features, it’ll stay fresh?

    • I think Axl just finally hit the threshold of brain cells lost from either smoking too much weed or listening to too much emmure.

      • Steve Smithwick

        If those two things could make you dumber, than I won’t be able to communicate clearly very soon.

  • NDNOvHell

    Killer site dude. I’ll try not to lurk too hard.

  • Ann Coulter’s Flaccid Penis

    I seriously think this is one of the coolest things to happen in a while. It’s interesting how we all have differing tastes in metal but we’re able to come together for something like this. You guys rock my fucking dick off. Also, I’ve realized I’m not nearly as witty as I thought.

    • Negrodamus

      Look at your username, you’re witty as fuck lol

      • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

        Oddly enough I’ve come across more than one person that described Ann Coulter as a perfectly polite, pleasant person to meet. And not even conservatives, just average media schmoes.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          she probably puts on an act for the camera like gordon ramsey going apeshit on some of his shows and then acting like a reserved british gentleman on another.

          • Ann Coulter’s Flaccid Penis

            Still a cunt tho.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            hahha, no doubt, but how about that super bitch chelsea handler, i would like to see those two in a meanspirited sarcactic battle of wits.

          • Ann Coulter’s Flaccid Penis

            I can only hope, for our sake, the battle devolves into a physical fight, which Ann would win. But I may be biased, being the floppy, attached genitalia I am. Also, for the record, Ann is hung like a god damn blue whale. #GETBUCKSON

    • Dat name tho.

  • Master Of Puppets

    not enough posts about metallica’s greatness.
    *flush*

    • This one’s for you, buddy:

      http://youtu.be/cK2hruTkUVA

    • Quarter Ounce Harrell

      our master!

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      i think just about every metal fan still likes metallica. Its a skeleton pretty much everyone has in their musical closet.

      • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

        I’d be ever so slightly suspicious of any metal fan that doesn’t lose their shit to Kill’Em All or Ride The Lightning now and again.

        • Xan

          It annoys me how people trash them so much. I haven’t enjoyed their past five albums but those first four are some of the best thrash out there and they deserve the respect for making them.

          • The Satan ov Hell

            I feel like Metallica may be gaining their thrash back after Glastonbury.

          • Xan

            Death Magnetic was a step back in the right direction but they need to actually make thrash before I restore my faith in them.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          i think it all came to a head with the whole glastonbury shirt with halford saying it should have been a british band headlining. Then the uproar over the cliff/lars shirt . Which pissed off every cliff fan and showed that lars really isn’t hated as much as we thought he was. The metallica hate has just reached the point of overkill, napster , the loads, the anger over st. anger are in the past. Its similiar to the star wars situation, the prequels were Lucas’s loads and st. anger. To some extent the crystal skull as well. I don’t know if he will ever be forgiven but the 77 star wars and empire strikes back are flawless and jedi is pretty good ( princess leia in a bikini)
          I think its time to bury the hatchet and end this metallica/lars hatefest. Hey, super collider and the last few slayer albums are pretty bad, plus slayer is running on fumes, anthrax are going strong and metallica may put out another good album.

          • Gurp

            Hell, Star Wars is getting a new chance with JJ Abrams directing episode 7 (and from the looks of leaked screenshots, he’ll be actually constructing sets!), so maybe Metallica might find it in them to put out something worthwhile?

      • I’ll be honest, I never liked them. Then again I only ever heard the black album.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          the start of their weak albums.

        • The Satan ov Hell

          Pick up a copy of Master of Puppets or Ride The Lightning! Wont regret it.

        • Bucket ‘o Blood

          Give Kill ‘Em All a spin. It’s a REALLY solid album, and there isn’t a single track on that that isn’t killer. Well, except maybe Cliff’s bass solo that he did in one take with way too many effects, but that was there to basically show that bass could be a melodic instrument.

      • Further Down the Metal Hole

        I’m not just keeping it in the closet, I wear the Metallica badge proudly. Master of Puppets changed my life when I was 13. Went to a party and one dude had that cassette in the player. I spent the first 15 minutes loudly proclaiming my disbelief at just how incredible that stuff sounded to me. My very first introduction to thrash metal and I just about shat myself.

        For that alone, Metallica may just be my favourite band until the end of days. But I am a closet Load/Reload/St. Anger fan, haha.

      • Brian_aka_Guppusmaximus

        I absolutely STILL love “Master of Puppets”. To me, that was when Metallica found their perfect formula. Had Cliff not died, AJFA may have been the progression to that. But, sadly, we will never know.

        My hatred of the current Metallica incarnation is nothing personal. It’s just a realization that they will never ever release another masterpiece like that one…

        Here’s my atheist theme:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKJfQN5CB5g

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          ….

          • Drewcifer

            I’ve seen one similar to this that ended with two Atheists shouting “Lets drink Microbrews and talk about SPACE!”

      • Fromwisdomtohate29

        You know, my hatred isn’t so much for current Metallica as for their more recent fanbase. These idiots are the epitome of elitist and refuse to accept any other band as even remotely good.

        http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/13/nuclear-war-now-grim-kim%E2%80%99s-soundtrack-to-the-apocalypse/

        As much as I didn’t want to link to an MS article, it shows the perfect example of the douchiness of Moderntallica fans. They spazzed on Kim hard simply because she didn’t mention that one Metallica song. And that’s just one example.

  • thanks guys for making a killer new site. Ive been at the other site for awhile but just never felt compelled to comment much. I plan on lurking here every day while I waste away at work….

    m/

  • Anthrallica

    This place fuckin sucks! Wait, sorry, forgot where I was for a second…I thought the mention of TOH in the MS comments over last few days was a joke, glad it wasn’t. You guys rock.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      to me there have only been 4 true comedic geniuses in the last 20 years. Bob Odenkirk & David Cross & Tim heidecker and eric wareheim.
      tom goes to the mayor – goddamn that was funny too. All the guest stars. Remember there was an episode about bass warz and everyone including the mayor had a bass. Tom had to buy his bratty stepkids both basses he could’nt afford,hahhahahhah, and his fat wife. fuckin hiliarious.
      then odenkirk is up on the lake playing his bass really loud and the damn breaks. God that show was hiliarious.

  • A Feed From Cloud Mountain

    Ah so it was Joe.

    Thank you Joe. Site looks great. If you ever find yourself short a writer, l would be happy to do so. I have no professional experience or certification but who needs that?

    Also, yay weekend posts!

    • If you have a subject you want to write about just let me know!

      • A Feed From Cloud Mountain

        Sweet! Glad you’re open to more community involvement.

        I’ll keep my ear to the ground and see what I can come up with.

        Also I’m fairly miffed about this lack of Fallujah t-shirts on their merch store. Restock now pls 🙁

  • Sight Vnseen

    Thanks dude. metalsucks was the Comments section. Now we have this.

    Killer articles so far.

    • Gloryhole Castration

      Totally agree!

  • Metaphysical Anus

    This site is really awesome. It’s nice that the writers actually talk with the readers in the comments. When someone mentioned about people building a new site to kind of replace M$, I didn’t believe that it would work. But I am glad that I was wrong.

    • Max

      By the looks of your embed, I’d guess your first language is Art.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        Then you are wrong mate. My first language is Finnish and I don’t understand art that much. I just found this nice picture.

    • r.i.p. Giger

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        here is the metalsucks mansion we always here about.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          vince on his recent trip to japan trying to recruit children for his own pedophil……..ah………….recruit children for his new act that will compete with babymetal.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            What’s Axl’s part in this scheme?

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            HAHHAHAA, that does look just like axl sitting at the table. (if those photos of him that have been posted are really him) Makes it even funnier. Vince must have something really bad on axl that made axl risk getting caught in this japanese child caper vince orchestrated !

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          a couple of kids vince babysits on the weekend enjoying activities in the MS mansion ie – winnebago.

          Incidentally there is currently an amber alert out for 2 asian children last seen getting into a winnebago with a japan flag painted on it. The drivers were described as 2 rather pasty looking homely men, both wearing sweatshirts, one said emmure and the other said blow me, i’m a pedophile.
          More news as it happens.

    • JWG

      What is up with those mutant Shy Guys, though?

    • Gurp

      It’s okay, Anus, reading Axl’s typos for so long has made us immune to broken English.

  • geddy

    WTF?!! sickly sweet, retarded baby j-pop image? Horrid vid pissed up from an old atari machine???

    Did that terminally ill fucker known as axl rosenberg (if you can die of autism, he is doing it) hack the site? This ain’t the time for a suicidal right turn!!

  • W.

    You the best, Papa Joe. Have a flushable weekend, everyone.

    • Negrodamus

      The amount of people who appeared here and on FB to say they lurked on MS but they are joining this group is a little heartwarming.

      • Ikr it’s like there were a ton of people who didn’t want anything to with the shitty half assed clickbait articles posted on MS but now that we have this badass site they are coming out of the woodwork.

  • Warheart

    Nice start. And weekend articles would be a great feature.

  • SMOHLG

    It’s been a wild ride ladies and gents. Remember these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_niH-aJ4og

    • yup, one of the things that really angered up the axl and vince blood.
      good thing this site rulez hard, won’t be necessary anymore

  • J.R.

    Really enjoying the articles so far. It is interesting to see what good comes from people taking matters into their own hands, being the change they want to see, etc etc blah blah.

    toiletovhell gets 0 / 5 flushes. this shit is here to stay.

    • but… is RiotAct666 migrating too?

      • Xan

        We must have the Flush Master to be a trve community.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          the flush master seems reticent to join in at this point. But who can truly know the mind of an eccentric like RA666 ?

        • Max

          I truly wonder what he makes of the fact that he inspired the website that may well grow to become one of metal’s most visited?

          I mean, you can imagine some mainstream-miscellaneous-normal asking a metalhead “Why did they call it ToiletovHell”? and us having to explain, “Well, there was this troll who had a penchant for “flushing” almost anything that wasn’t Metallica, and he inadvertently became like our spiritual leader, and…um..”

          • Xan

            I think saying that a wild night of LSD and Taco Bell led to the name would be easier.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            i think he prefers to be a prophet in the wilderness wandering on his own. A strange thing i once heard was that RA was in fact a young asian woman. That is one theory. I myself think there has been multiple riotacts. At this point we can never know, it is like an urban legend. Perhaps one day there will be a documentary made that involves individuals searching the globe to find out the true identity of the mysterious RA666.

          • Max

            Well, my impression is that the character has definitely changed from time to time. I couldn’t believe it a few months ago when he insisted that Mayhem NOT be flushed. I always assumed it was a one-eyed Metallica fan (like Master of Puppets and enter sandman, who I had in fact assumed were Riot Act 666’s sock puppet accounts, perhaps wrongly); and Mayhem tends to be the antithesis of what such fans approve of.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            speaking of metallica i ran across this rather plain looking album cover of a metallica covers cd and was surprised at who was involved :
            Eric Bloom, John Oliva, John Garcia, Whitfield Crane, Billy Milano, Doug Pinnick, Burton C Bell, Doug Aldrich, John Marshall, Jake E Lee, Mike Clark, John Christ, Al Pitrelli, Kurdt Vanderhoof, Vernon Reid, Bob Kulick, Mickey Dee, Dave Lombardo, Frankie Banali, Greg Bissonette, Aynsley Dunbar, Jason Bonham, Tommy Aldridge, Vinny Appice, Tony Franklin, Chuck Billy, Jimmy Bain, Lemmy, Phil Soussan , Scot Ian, Robert Trujillo, Jeff Pilson, Tony Levin, Marco Mendoza, Eric Singer, Joey Belladonna, Eric A.K.

            I am quite tempted to pick this up for a couple of dollars, a lot of geat talent there, quite startlingly good actually.

          • Max

            Just reading through the role-call of artists you provided…

            Though never a dedicated Metallica fan myself, I suppose it really does say something about the impact of a band when a tribute album features not just artists who were peers or came after that band, but also artists who came earlier.

          • Paris Hilton

            The Legend of RioatAct666 will be one to tell the grandchildren someday.

          • The Satan ov Hell

            I’ve had to remind him it’s ov and not of at times.

          • “I truly wonder what he makes of the fact that he inspired the website that may well grow to become one of metal’s most visited?”

            IT’S A HONOR!!!!

            HODOR.

            *flush*

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        i saw riotact on MS where the baby metal thread is heating up big time – 260 comments. Its getting ugly with some women shitting on male metalheads hardcore. There is some commentors angry and saying metal sucks is as good as it was 8 years ago and angry at the mighty toiletovhell ! To me this is like an exclusive underground club where i go to meet friends, smoke a cigar, perhaps a woman to sit on my lap, have a 5 star meal and just generally have a fantastic time. Then if for some reason i get indigestion i can jump into a futuristic pneumatic tube (like the ones they used to use in old office buildings in the 50’s) which will take me to MS where i can take a shit , metaphysically , and when i can no longer stand the stink i go back into the tube where i am cleaned futuristically without water (think star trek maybe, i am sketchy on that detail) and return to the ironically named toiletovhell.

      • Between The Buried & Smee

        We need Draiman. Its been so long since someone’s told me to buy Vengeance Falls.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Oh hell yes, are we going to share some synthwave music now? LET’S DO THIS:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up2SGjWz6H0

  • The Romanian

    now this is just awesome! looking forward on more awesome awesomeness.

  • EsusMoose

    hey joe thought this was a joke but looks very promising. Guess I just added another site to my list of sites to check while procrastinating

  • Hank Hill

    How can one become a writer for this site?

    • I tell you hwat: if you have a subject you want to write about, I’ll give you my email and we can figure it out from there!

      • Quarter Ounce Harrell

        could there be like a monthly or weekly run ToV for a day or guest post of the week? shit be tight.

        • I kinda just want the community to run the site. I’m pretty open to whatever folks are interesting in writing about. If you have something you’re interested in, I’ll help you get it on the site.

          • Quarter Ounce Harrell

            fucking love these place!

    • please be about propane or boys that always get into trouble!

  • Fromwisdomtohate29

    Kudos gents. You guys are already getting press invitations and shit. It’s amazing seeing a great idea grow.

    Here’s to the future…and to the many golden toilets.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      I noticed that as well on the HHFF article. Pretty awesome. I’ll happily attend/photograph a Chicago-area show in the name of the almighty TOH.

  • tylerusmaximus

    I am really stoked about this site. So far I’m seeing a combination of thoughtful articles reminiscent of Cosmo Lee era Invisible Oranges and the metalsucks comment section. Flush on.

    • Max

      That was exactly my observation. Maybe Joe could somehow shake Cosmo out of retirement for a cameo or something.

      • tylerusmaximus

        That would be incredible. I still go to IO but Cosmo’s presence is definitely missed.

  • God

    I fucking love this site <3

  • KJM

    This is a great site. I’m having lots of fun posting here.

  • Next week’s gonna be great, I can’t wait to read all our collective shit

  • MickeyMouseWhoreHouse

    Lurked on metalsucks for like 3 years. Guess this is the new site to lurk on. Just know, I’m always watching you. 😉

    • Fromwisdomtohate29

      As long as you don’t slap us around like you do One Direction.

      • Mloclam McCoy Nomdnih

        Jonas bros though.

        • tylerusmaximus

          Ehh same thing.

          • Mloclam McCoy Nomdnih

            Eh good point.

  • Thank you Joe! Here’s to much more awesomeness to come!

  • geddy

    ..

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      I’m reporting this to the moderator, and he is going to turn off embedding. You have ruined everything ! ( what was said to me on MS, hahahhahhh)

  • Quarter Ounce Harrell

    No thank you joe! and holy shit weekend post one of the many things MS should of did.

  • Jointsalot

    Well done on the site Joe. Definitely a good read then reading about Kerry Kings sex life on MS.

  • oh joe, stop being so handsome and nice

  • UnamusedMusician

    It’s been a few days and not one post about Babymetal, the Tim Lambesis trial, Frankie Palmeri, or Dave Mustaine. I will drink multiple beers in your honor tonight. MS can take my captive bolt pistol to the dome.

  • Max

    Not that it’s my place to contribute constructive criticism, since I’ve never done anything as remotely ambitious as this; but –

    Joe, never fall into the trap of thinking you need to make a quota of posts per day. It gets harder to keep up with, the quality drops and the subjects become more trivial. I’ve seen several metal websites go down that path…

    There’s nothing wrong with posting nothing on a slow news day. But I’m sure you knew that already. Just sayin’.

    On the other hand, posts on Sunday is a great idea.

    • That is something that has been on my mind a bit. I can tell when other sites are obviously shitposting just get something out in the ether. I really don’t want to do that.

    • geddy

      Yes. Excellent advice. Where there are no ‘new’ articles/ news items – the comments section of previous articles remain rife with all manner of riff raff.

      Can you dig that style?

      Quality over quantity.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      If things get slow why not post an article simply called WOMEN. I can get the ball rolling. There might be a high quotient of images to text though !

  • Xan

    Here’s some kick ass death metal to listen to over the weekend: https://soundcloud.com/filthdigger/the-living-dead-demo

  • Xan

    As a show of support, I’ve also abstained from clicking on any of the articles on MS.

  • geddy

    From the ‘Ads we would like to see’ department.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Listening to Annihilation of the Wicked for the first time in a year or two. Nile were the first death metal band I ever listened to (I was interested in the Egyptology rather than the heaviness) and they just clicked almost immediately. Great stuff!

    • Cock of Steele

      Put that on my iPod, while on the treadmill, immediately went and bought the CD so I can enjoy that album in my car. Truly their creative peak along with In Their Darkened Shrines.

  • KJM
  • Mloclam McCoy Nomdnih

    Oh shit when you said your own site, I thought you JK but you were srs.

  • Mloclam McCoy Nomdnih

    Joe’s a pretty cool guy a could get a handy jay from any woman he wants under the table at his local wendy’s.

    -Trashnkill Fact

    Good friggin site bro.

  • Cock of Steele
    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      Yes, awesome album, my favorite song off this is cheap sunglasses, when its on xm i always repeat it as many times as i can. There is some kind of strange little guitar interlude that repeats 3 times or so, it gets me everytime. The whole song is strangely off kilter. I like eliminator and some of afterburner. Although sleeping bag was almost to silly.

      • Cock of Steele

        My top 3 are probably this, Fandango, and Tres Hombres. Problem is I made the mistake, way back in 8th grade when I first got into them, of buying the six pack, so I spent the preceeding six years listening to them thinking that it was cool they managed to get an 80s drum sound on their old tracks, and then I realized that was a studio remaster, listened to the originals, and had to go back and buy all 5 of those early albums again. Pissed me off.

  • Further Down the Metal Hole

    Love the site so far and hope to read many more interesting articles in the future. Don’t worry if you can’t keep up the pace when all your lives have shit coming up, I’m sure we’d all rather have a few less good quality articles than silly clickbait filler like over at MS.

  • Ellipsis

    Thanks and congratulations.

    This sites good enough to finally convince me to get a
    Disqus profile…

  • Ayreonaut

    No, thank you!

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Kick ass.

  • Cool Guy Steve

    Hey guys.

    • Deputy Dipshit

      YO! m/

      • Cool Guy Steve

        good times

  • Gurp

    Y’know, after seeing Vince’s Babymetal article, I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be here to stay.

  • KJM

    Get well, Tim Alexander… : (

  • B00mhauer

    Talkin’ bout dang ol’ my pleasure man. Good metal dang ol’ thrashing riffs of hell man talkin bout metalsucks sucks, dang ol’ poser shit man. Yo.

  • KJM
  • Steven Gorefrost

    I’m so glad this happened. I haven’t been able to tolerate MS for a long time and that embedding shit was the straw that broke the camels back.

  • Mr. Bojangles

    If you xoxo me again I will shit on your face when you sleep.

    -Mr. Bojangles

  • Poop Mango

    I fuck off for a month or whatever and this happens?

    Cool shit.