TERROR OF THE TEN TON SLUG!
WHAT IS THIS SLIMY MENACE THAT KILLS EVERYTHING IT SEES AND HEARS? NO HUMAN MIND COULD IMAGINE THE ENORMOUS DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF THIS MADDENED KILLING THING!
Ten Ton Slug, feral gastropod giant oozes down from the loathsome, rotten stars to lay waste to the land once again! Bringer of pestilence and famine, it wreaks havoc upon the living as it consumes the dead! Its hunger insatiable! Its malice unbearable! It pulverizes to desolation all in its path with its merciless “Slug Grinder” maw of a million razor teeth!
IF YOU’RE YOUNG PEOPLE IN LOVE, LOOK OUT! IF YOU’RE DRIVING A LONELY ROAD, YOU’RE AS GOOD AS DEAD!
Behold the Ten Ton Slug, belched forth from the oozing void to do the will of the “Matriarch of Slime,” unleashing its continent-shifting bellow, crushing the feeble armies of man beneath its chugging girth, and shaking off the crackling salvo of percussive artillery rippling against it as if man’s mightiest weapons were mere sticks and stones! Behold the Ten Ton Slug’s newfound sensory precision and beware its deadly stream of acidic riffs that spell utter DOOM for all in its sights!
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF IRELAND A MONSTER OF SUCH SIZE AND POWER AND HORRIFYING HATRED OF MAN!
See man’s daring stand against the “Siege” of the baleful Ten Ton Slug! Behold the unquenchable thirst for destruction as the beast from the stars unleashes its most potent, toxic riff yet, incinerating the defenders to so much ash and bone as it cackles in delight! Hear the juddering quake of its approach as the beast crashes through the walls, the rubble crumbling in a staccato tattoo of cracking metal and skin and drum! Witness the gluttonous beast’s final throes of victory cleaving massive grooves into the crust itself as its enemies decompose beneath the force of its unassailable weight!
AN AMAZING KONG-LIKE DOOM METAL MONSTER, TERRIFYING AN ENTIRE POPULATION! THE TON TON SLUG TRIUMPHANT IN BLOOD AND SLIME!