Tech Death Thursday: Ataxia

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Jack’s Back!

As my old buddy from college would say, it’s been a hot minute since I wrote a TDT. Perhaps you are wondering why this is. Maybe you thought I ran out of tech? Bitch please do you know who you’re talking to? In truth I had a particularly nasty terrorist cell I was dealing with. Not only were these fools into biological weapons, but they insisted on blasting Emmure and Five Finger Death Punch when they began an assault. Naturally this became priority one for the Archbauer. Good news though, they have been apprehended and are currently locked in the new addition to the interrogation room. Said new addition is a soundproof room where no one can hear you scream and they are currently locked in there with AEvangelist playing at a very loud volume. Anywho… we have a lot of news to catch up on so let’s get to it! FYI some of this stuff may be a few weeks old as far as news goes.

  • Rivers of Nihil have finished recording their new album. I’m looking forward to seeing if they top their debut.
  • Black Crown Initiate have begun writing their next album, and I have begun being impatient for it.
  • The Faceless have rejoined forces with original bassist Brandon Griffin for the new album which is tentatively titled In Becoming a Ghost. More on that at their Facebook.
  • Archspire don’t want to die in their van and have thus started an indiegogo campaign to help fund a new one. If you want to contribute to that you can do so here.
  • Animality have announced they found a second guitarist and are hard at work on a new album titled Carnivore that will drop later this year.
  • Pre-orders for the new album Loss from Theoktony are up at their bandcamp. While they aren’t strictly tech death, they are impressive as hell and worth checking out (check them out or I will murder you in your sleep).
  • Toilet favorites Artificial Brain released a guitar playthrough for “Frozen Planets”. Peep that here.
  • Soreption have released a playthrough for their song “A Speach To Survival” and you can check that out here.
  • Enfold Darkness, previously featured on TDT, dropped a little snippit of a new song on their Facebook.
  • In case you forgot how good he is, Archspire drummer Spencer Prewett released a clip on Facebook to remind us all that he isn’t human. Check that out here.
  • The Ritual Aura shared a playthrough video for their song “Time Lost Utopia”. Stab here to see that.
  • NoCleanSinging premiered a new song from Bedlam of Cacophony. Note that this is a simultaneously awesome and silly name. Check out the track here.
  • Necrosy, also previously on TDT, have released their new album. If you haven’t done the proper thing and bought it, you can stream it here and then chastise yourself for not buying it already.

Before we chat about Ataxia, have a listen to their track “Manipulated Ascendancy”:

So, if you’re like me then the first thing you think of when you hear the word “Ataxia” is that STUPID FUCKING DISEASE THAT SKYRIM ALWAYS TRIES TO GIVE YOU. Luckily these dudes from London, Ontario (oh look, Canada) have given me something better to think about when I hear that word. Ataxia craft a unique type of tech death that doesn’t have weedlies or deedilies and is more on the brutal death metal side of things but still very technical. A somewhat close comparison would be Cytotoxin. Ataxia is a band that doesn’t go super fast for the sake of going super fast. That’s not to say that they don’t go fast at times, but when they do it is within the context of the song structure. The vocals lean strongly towards the brutal death metal side of things while the riffs are more on the death metal side of things. The drums are on point as well aside from the kick drum which sounds a bit iffy at times, but it’s not enough to make me not listen. On the production side of things everything is great aside from the afformentioned kick drum issue. Everything can be clearly heard and no one instrument drowns out the other. There’s also some really catchy riffs sprinkled throughout the songs. If you can’t find at least one thing to bang your head to in here, then I’m sorry, it seems you are a lost cause. You can grab Ataxia’s most recent album at their bandcamp, and of course don’t forget to follow them on the book of faces if you dig em.

As always if you feel you have something that is TDT worthy or you would like to be a guest writer, you can launch an E-mail at toiletovhelltdt@gmail.com. That’s it for this week. Until next time, “Stay Tech“.

  • BLOODBEARDE

    I like how dis slams a little. Dem clicky drums doe

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
    • Tyree

      THAT LONG SCREAM AT 3:53 IS SO INSANE!!! Seriously, it’s over 20 seconds long.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Ridiculous.

      • That is crazy. I have trouble holding out a six second scream.

        • Taylor Jong Un

          I can do a 15 second one before I have to switch octaves. 20 seconds though is stepping into Rob Halford territory. If you ever watch Angra’s live DVD in Sao Paolo, Edu actually nails a 30 second scream.

    • Their drummer is insane. Also it have a #MolenaarSealOfApproval too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbSPRpwZPbs

      • Tyree

        That section where the tempo gradually speeds up and then pauses for that intense hyper blast is just incredible.

        • Así es.

          • The Beargod

            Tempted to say this is the only really good album they ever did.

          • Tyree

            Blasphemy Made Flesh was good.

          • The Beargod

            My take on it ’twas okay and the production I would have liked to hear on another kind of an album. But I never, ever put it on.

          • Tyree

            Yeah, production was pretty quiet. All well, I like it.

          • The Beargod

            I think I would like the first one without Lord Worm (Whispers?) if the vox weren’t so bad.

          • Taylor Jong Un
          • The Beargod

            Totally srs.

          • Taylor Jong Un
          • Taylor Jong Un

            Everything before The Unspoken King was good. That CD was definitely their Cold Lake moment.

          • I liked this. Never cared for listening the entire record just this playtrhough:
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEKeHo5fLNM

          • The Beargod

            Yeah, this isn’t bad but this lacksthe chaotic quality of being all over that I like in NSV. That’s what drew me in to them, I still don’t dig most tech-death.

          • This album has my seal of approval. I enjoy it very much.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            tempted to agree

          • I liked the last one alot. There’s some None So Vile moments on there and the vocals are very good.

          • The Beargod

            It’s better than many others, I’ll give you that. But I can’t get myself to play it through-and-through at once.

          • Taylor Jong Un

            And Then You’ll Beg was pretty good. ALOT better than The Unspoken King.

          • The Beargod

            Being better than a sheit isn’t a feat yet.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        None So Vile is the best tech death album ever. Period.

        • Won’t hear any arguments from me

        • I agree heartily.

        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          I don’t like it ( I mean agreeing with you, I love the album), but I have to agree with you.

        • Tyree

          I know some people would argue Obscura, but None So Vile all the fucking way!

          • JWG

            I say Obscura, but that’s possibly only considering that I’ve been playing that very album on repeat since this morning, and my brain is in an otherwise fever-and-Tylenol-addled state incapable of forming rational thoughts beyond current stimuli.

            It actually seems to be doing a better job than various drugs at charging up my immune system, though.

          • The Skronk cures all, my son.

        • It’s not my inmediate favorite, but None So Vile it’s a HUGE landmark in the genre. You can’t fight with that.

          • Taylor Jong Un

            Almost makes us forget The Unspoken King. Almost! My best friend’s look of horror when I put that on and told him it was Cryptopsy was fucking priceless, especially since Flo is one of his biggest inspirations on drums.

          • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

            The mention of that abomination makes me cringe because I used to own it.

        • See also: In Their Darkened Shrines, Annihilation of the Wicked.

          • Vladimir Poutine

            Totally. Annihilation is still one of the heaviest goddamn things I’ve ever heard.

        • Taylor Jong Un

          I wouldn’t go that far, but it’s a heavyweight contender that launched 1000 clones.

    • MoshOff

      Jon Levasseur > Every guitarist, ever. Most underrated player in all of metal, and a super chill dude who answered a bunch of my stupid questions on a guitar forum to boot.

    • sweetooth0

      Saw em in Saskatoon on tour with Suffocation (back when Mullen was still full time) and Aborted. One of the most brutal shows ever. Broken beer bottles all over the floor in the pit.

      • Tyree

        I’ve managed to never see Suffocation. Not sure how, but I some how achieved this abomination.

        • Scrimm

          Really? WOW man, that’s a shame. I have bands like that too though. they come to my area but somehow I always manage to miss them. Misery Index and Ghoul come to mind.

        • Taylor Jong Un

          Same here, sadly, and they were the first band to get me into death metal.

        • sweetooth0

          definitely do if you get the chance, but you want it to be with Mullen. Wouldn’t quite be the same without his mighty tongue wag bang. Wonder if he’s gonna be playing with them at MDF?

          • Tyree

            Not sure duder. I hope so since it’s only one gig.

      • Óðhinn

        Yeah, but that’s a fairly typical night in Saskatoon. 😉

        • sweetooth0

          we try

  • Hey, the bass is pretty good in this one. But the drums are kind of hard to pass right now, in my opinion.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4a-vPsQ6Q

    It’s glad to have you back, Jack!

  • Tyree
    • The Beargod

      Ball Parquet?

    • Ping pong hard wood floors?

      • Tyree

        YOU GOT IT!!!

        • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

          “I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang…”

          • Taylor Jong Un

            I will NEVER forgive myself for actually (and drunkenly) buying a copy of Balls Of Fury.

          • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

            That’s actually from Beer Fest

        • FUCK YEAH!

  • Duuude, that Artificial Brain guitar playthrough is so good! I still don’t know how he can have such a massive tone!

    • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

      Baring Teeth posted a playthrough of an Artificial Brain song at some point. You should peep it.

  • RustyShackleford

    Duuuuuude dat playthrough vid! Very cool.

  • The Beargod

    I suppose this Ataxia is one of the better bands featured on TDT, it is possible that I will give them a longer chance sometime.

  • Guacamole Jim

    Pinch riffs be like GWEE GWEE GWEE GWEE GWEE GWEE GWEE GWEE GWEE

      • Tyree
        • G.E.T.C.H.A. P.U.L.L.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Zakk Wylde Solo:

            gnrgnrdoodillyGUWEEUEUEUEUEgnrgnrdoodilydnrdgnrGUWEEUEUEUEUE

          • GÜÍIIIIIIIIIIIbirururururliailiiruirlruruririu!!!

        • Taylor Jong Un

          Everybody’s favorite weekend biker.

        • OldMetalHead

          At least he’s apparently bathing again.

          • Taylor Jong Un

            I still imagine him smelling like dog food and a week old 40 oz.

      • The Beargod

        One of the better moments of early Anathema.

    • Dunno what a pinch riff is actually

      • Tyree
        • Will check this out on my lunch break

          • EHH, Cannibal Corpse? o.o)

          • Tyree

            Lunch break!?!

          • Lol Its a paid lunch or whatever. But yea it’s technically dinner

          • “technically” dinner.

            ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

            #StayTech #IseeWhatYouDidThere

        • Scrimm

          This is the song that helped me finally get the hang of PH. fun tune to play.

          • Lacertilian

            People shit on Dime but he had all manner of harmonics in the bag all over the neck, eyes closed with dribble coming out of his mouth.
            Getchya pinch

          • Scrimm

            Yes he did.

      • KJM

        Whenever a member of Dethklok curses on TV, what you hear is a pinch riff.

        • OldMetalHead

          Best way to describe thatt ever. Any metalhead that doesn’t know what you’re talking about isn’t trve enough :).

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            But they don’t air that show in NoFunland.

          • OldMetalHead

            I bet you have seen it though. Right? I don’t think they air it anywhere now since CN didn’t renew it.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Not really. I’ve only heard a little bit about the show and heard one song (fuck you George Lynch). But then again, I don’t even like metal.

          • KJM

            Might be some episodes on youtube that aren’t geoblocked.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            I might check it out.

          • Taylor Jong Un

            Adult Swim/Cartoon Network might have some of the full episodes. There’s a few shows on there that they show everything for.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Inb4 Tapir hates it.

          • OldMetalHead

            Some free episodes here, but you might need to use Hola to get past the location block
            http://www.adultswim.com/videos/metalocalypse/

          • Taylor Jong Un

            You can easily Youtube it.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Youtube? What’s that?

          • Taylor Jong Un

            David Letterman’s Stupid Pet Tricks on steroids.

      • Taylor Jong Un

        Is it like pinching a loaf?

      • Óðhinn

        Every Black Label Society song.

        • I’ve never listened to them actually.

      • Lacertilian

        Artificial harmonics, Ataxia just did a bazillion of them. Kinda sounds like a squealing noise instead of a regular note.
        When Zakk Wylde farts, it makes the same noise.

    • RustyShackleford

      I remember when I learned how to do pinch harmonics IT IS SERIOUSLY ADDICTING

      • Scrimm

        Been playing for over 25 years and that was a trick that always eluded me. Just recently started to get the hang of it.

        • RustyShackleford

          It’s weird cause for some of my friends it seemed really easy and natural to them, but to me it was confusing. Real fun though once I got the hang of it, still no expert haha

          • Scrimm

            Me either, I am still a caveman on guitars, but I’m starting to get it.

  • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

    Currently on mobile but it sounds like I could really dig these guys, glad TDT is back. Also, lolbuttz @ Archspire’s van’s name.

  • Maik Beninton

    I’m going like MoshOff and say this very techy and deathy.

  • You look rather pale. Could be Ataxia. It’s quite a problem back home in Cyrodiil.

    • 🙁

      • Taylor Jong Un

        What he meant to say is that some krokodil will fix that right up.

      • >:D

    • Óðhinn

      Try Ataxia for minor aches and pains. It will stop the the pain that “Ataxia.”

      • KJM

        Ataxia: Apply directly to the forehead!

  • BLOODBEARDE

    On the other hand: dat new Weedeater >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • KJM

      Aw yeah.

      • BLOODBEARDE

        This album is dope. Have you already been to the show?

        • KJM

          Yep, 2 weeks ago. It was short but awesome.

          • BLOODBEARDE

            Yeah, when I’ve seen them its always been a short set. That whiskey bottle never left Dave’s hand I dont think lol

  • Taylor Jong Un

    That album cover is supreme lolbuttz! Are those supposed to be the lizard from Tekken with spears?

    http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/12/127694/2330848-ttt_alex_wins.jpg

    (apparently he’s about to viciously cornhole his unfortunate opponent. That or he’s about to pee on the snow to celebrate his victory)

  • Óðhinn
    • Taylor Jong Un
    • KJM

      Wish he stood a snowballs chance in hell of getting elected.

      • Taylor Jong Un

        He pretty much has the same spiel that all the politicians spit out, all while doing absolutely nothing about it besides taking kickbacks.

        • KJM

          Not that I believe that politicians are my friends by any means, but I just don’t see that with Bernie Sanders, and almost none of the politicians on either side talk about the issues he does. They all spend their time sucking upper/middle class dick.

          • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

            Yah, I’ve actually heard good things about Sanders.

          • Dean the P.I. Staker

            Dude’s legit crazy. He’s like the lovechild of Leon Trotsky and Jeff Goldblum.

          • The Anus That Ate Abe Vigoda
          • KJM

            Again, anyone to the left of George W Bush is “left wing” and anyone to the left of Bill Clinton is a “commie”. I’m done.

          • Dean the P.I. Staker

            I’m relatively apolitical (I don’t like either party). I was just speaking from experience. I grew up in Vermont. I’ve known and seen a lot about Bernie. He’s a bit eccentric. That’s all I was commenting on.

          • Marvel’s Agent Carter picked up for a second season!!

          • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

            Howard plz!

    • OldMetalHead
      • Óðhinn

        Inequality is a problem within nations.

        http://www.ted.com/talks/richard_wilkinson

        • KJM

          And once again I find myself thinking that The US would be better off as 50 separate states. That way those states who believe that the poor /disabled/working class deserve a life of dignity can live their way, and those who wish to worship the rich as gods astride The Earth at the cost of infrastructure and health care else may do so. Win win.

          • JWG

            I’d kind of like to come back in a few hundred years just to see the Map of North America. It might have a lot of the same names. But it won’t have *any* of the same geopolitical shape…

            …even if Canada doesn’t eventually take over the Northern “Blue” States.

          • Óðhinn

            Yes. In many ways we are a divided nation. It’s a shame. Over the past 35 years, much of what was good about the United States has been systematically dismantled by our own right-wing. We no longer have a democracy.

            http://www.businessinsider.com/major-study-finds-that-the-us-is-an-oligarchy-2014-4?op=1

            A lot of it goes back to slavery and the civil war too. The South has never conceded, and that’s where the “states rights” arguments come from. African Americans have never gained true equality either. First it was slavery, then it was Jim Crow, and since the Civil Rights Act it’s gone underground in the sense that it’s practiced but rarely openly discussed. African Americans are now “criminals” and “thugs.” We’ve used the criminal justice system to oppress communities, and we are seeing a lot of justified frustration in African American communities now.

          • Dean the P.I. Staker

            I think we can safely say that both the right and left wing have done their part in eroding America. Modern American politics is fucked up on both/all sides.

          • KJM

            Too bad the average American’s idea of “left wing” is slightly to the left of George W Bush.

          • Dean the P.I. Staker

            I don’t consider myself the average American. I think both sides of the debate (I acknowledge this is a broad generalization) are too stubborn, rigid, and biased. It’s party pitted against party, rather than thought out discussion of ideas, so it’ll always be a mess. I sincerely think both Dems and Republicans are fucktards.

          • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

            Hey now, don’t drag me into this.

          • Óðhinn

            I’m not going to say that either side is perfect. But if I were to say the right and left in America were separate yet equal, that would be a huge fallacy. The right-wing in America counts on exactly that type of apathy because low voter turnout always favors the right-wing. Hatred is huge motivating factor in politics, and the far right can always be counted on to come out and vote. When people don’t care, they win. If anything, our Democratic politicians have been guilty of being dragged too far to the left during the age of neoliberalism. The major poisoning factor in our politics is that business interest and private money have far too big a say in our politics. The government is supposed to represent us all, and not just those who are millionaires and billionaires. I happen to think the left is a better option than the right, but they have to be given an opportunity to actually enact progressive policies. I respect your right to your own opinion though.

          • Dean the P.I. Staker

            “Both sides take private money. The right does it because it’s in line with their beliefs. The left does it to compete with the right. ”

            No. Both sides do it because they both are the 1%. If you honestly think the Democratic politicians are any less rich and powerful than the Republicans, you are delusional. The top level politicians in both parties are of the “elite”: rich, powerful, influential, and usually old money. Democrats may try to cover up their largesse with the policies they endorse, but they themselves are certainly not in the poor house. Top level politicians in both parties are wealthy, powerful monsters

          • Óðhinn

            You can call me names or call me “delusional” if you like. But, unlike most Americans, I’m a person who follows political and social issues very closely. I can assure you that I am not delusional. I happen to think that complex political problems can be addressed, and are worth addressing. Apathy or oversimplification of issues won’t really solve much. “Government” is not actually inherently bad. It might be, to a great extent, in America. But the narrative that all “government is bad” is a uniquely incorrect dialogue that comes from the American right wing. Other countries have governments which are far better at serving their people, and we can actually be better at it too.

            Some politicians are from old money, and some aren’t. What I’m saying is that you can’t put that type of absolute on the argument, that all “politicians in both parties are wealthy, powerful monsters.” It’s not that simple. The answer is somewhere in between. Barack Obama hardly qualifies as someone from old money, and neither does Elizabeth Warren. They are not all the same. People are individuals who come from different backgrounds. Mitt Romney grew up wealthy, but Elizabeth Warren comes from the working class. They have different experiences that lead them to their beliefs and the types of policies they endorse. The “policies they endorse” are supposed to be what governing is about. I’m not advocating that everybody needs to be in the poor house either. A wealthy mans who is willing to help people is better than a wealthy man who would ship jobs to China and sell guns to children in my opinion. I think that we need to find a better balance than what we have now. I happen to agree with much of what Bernie Sanders stands for. Yes, the barriers to joining politics are high in terms of financial costs. We also have problems with gerrymandering that need to be addressed. I advocate against private money in politics, and the left is much more likely to agree with me. I think that we need to get private money out of politics. I’m not apolitical or apathetic.

          • Dean the P.I. Staker

            I can see clearly that you are neither apolitical nor apathetic. You obviously care very deeply about American politics, far more than I do.

            But I do care about things. I care about the well being of my family and myself. I happen to feel that my time is better spent serving a more direct, local role–I can control and change my own life and the lives of my family members via my work and actions. That’s far more than any politician can say or do–for me or for most Americans. People can do a lot and change a lot for themselves, but sadly, most people feel that they need policy and law from above to make any changes in their lives. To me, that is sad, and that is why I am apolitical and mostly politically apathetic. I can worry away years trying to rally change for one thing on a national level, or use that time instead to better myself and my family. While the former is certainly popular for a lot of people, I choose the latter. Now, in your mind that makes me some horrible product of a right wing that frankly I could care two shits about. But that’s just how I feel.

          • Óðhinn

            I don’t think you are a horrible person. Many people feel the same as you do. You do express a lot of sentiments that are in line with right wing politics, whether you care about them or not; that we don’t live in a larger society, and that the only thing that matters is ourselves and our immediate families. That’s a very neoliberal sentiment.

            Don’t misunderstand me. I don’t think that politics and personal responsibility are mutually exclusive. I don’t advocate that people shouldn’t work to better themselves. I’m a strong advocate of higher education. I believe that a grad school education is very important, and that people should not just report to a job everyday, that they should strive to have a real career and be the best person that they can. We probably both agree that those people who haven’t done their best to obtain higher education are very sad.

            Anyway, we will never agree on everything. I do enjoy the debate though.

  • Sir Tapir the Based™

    Unrelated: I finally got The Powers That B and it be fire, yo.

  • OldMetalHead

    Glad you’re back Jack. I’ve missed Tech Death Thursday!
    I think I like the Necrosy better than the Ataxia. I’m also impatient for the Black Crown Initiate though. Their last album is still in heavy rotation at home / work.

  • Óðhinn
  • Taylor Jong Un
  • The Beargod

    I’d say they are pretty even. JD is more manic and ‘full’ but quality-wise they are pretty even.

  • KJM
  • Óðhinn

    I’m not against Tech Death. I’ve traditionally been a fan. I still love a lot of it. But hasn’t it become too much about the wankery in recent years?

    • There’s a lot of genric wankery yea, but there’s also some exeptional bands to be found when wading through the sea of generic stuff. That’s what TDT is for. Same could be said about Deathcore, except tdt isn’t for that lol

      • Óðhinn

        Yeah, I’ve been noticing a lot of Deathcore creeping into Tech Death too. I’m not into that either,

        Oh well, I can’t like everything. There’s definitely a lot of great music too.

        • I like several deathcore bands actually but the majority tend to be lame

          • Óðhinn

            Agreed. Not a big Deathcaore fan, but I do actually like some stuff by All Shall Perish. I do believe that there can be exceptions, even in genres I don’t like. I don’t like most Metalcore, but some of my favorite bands are considered (at least partially) Metalcore (Dillinger Escape Plan, Between the Buried and Me, Converge). I don’t like most Nu-Metal, but I do listen to Deftones and System of a Down.

    • The Anus That Ate Abe Vigoda

      Yep. I love tech death too, but the good stuff at times is like trying to find hay in a needle stack.

    • Yup so it’s good we have a local expert who can weed through all the shit!

  • Mother Shabubu III

    New Rivers of Nihil? Well slap my dick and call me Concho Pete, my interest has been peaked. I just hope the mix is a bit better than their debut. It sounded so small and compressed.

    • Interesting, I listened to it the other day and thought it sounded massive.

      • Mother Shabubu III

        It does sound massive at times, but I feel like the guitars and drums sounded quite compressed, as I said. I went them to let loose with the tones. Or at least have a better, more natural and beefy drum sound.

  • Lacertilian

    When I hear the word Ataxia I think of that kinda annoying Within the Ruins track

    • So their whole discography then?

      • Lacertilian

        I had time for Creature around it’s release. Some cool riff ideas in there.

  • CONANtheDjentlyFuckingKING

    …fresh memes for one and all …………

    • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

      This might be a new personal best of worthless comments in a row for you, Conan.

      • CONANtheDjentlyFuckingKING

        I always said i was the best.

  • CONANtheDjentlyFuckingKING

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  • KJM
  • KJM

    If you’re looking for a good Game Of Thrones related laugh, check these out.
    http://www.someecards.com/search?q=If%20Game%20of%20Thrones%20took%20place%20entirely%20on%20Facebook