This Toilet Tuesday

  • This Toilet Tuesday (1/17/17)

    Welcome, flushalos, to This Toilet Tuesday! This seemingly constipated January has finally pounded some Pepto and spread wide its resplendent posterior, a powerful wave of new music gushing forth in all its putrid glory. Karhu, W, and I saved a fistful of the chunkier bits for further examination, but you can be assured that we didn’t catch them all. Check out the full list below for more good stuff and share it with the group! Continue Reading

    January 17, 2017 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 1273

  • This Toilet Tuesday (1/10/17)

    Thinking about how much good music oneself will never hear is a little depressing. We’re inundated with so much new music that even if we were listening to music constantly, it would be impossible to keep up. Yet here we are every week, searching and digging for new tunes to please our ears. We’ll never be able to listen to everything we want to, but we can at least keep giving ourselves that rush of excitement that comes with finding something fresh and new. For that, we can provide. Continue Reading

    January 10, 2017 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 954

  • This Toilet Tuesday (1/3/17)

    Welcome to the first Toilet Tuesday of 2017! Last year was excellent for extreme metal, and I’m looking forward to what this year will bring in the music world. This week’s offerings are somewhat slim, but there’s some good jams to be had. W. and I have picked out a couple standouts; let us know if there are more that deserve to be heard! Continue Reading

    January 3, 2017 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 921

  • This Toilet Tuesday (12/20/16)

    Winter is very nearly upon us, and I’m about ready to die. Christmas is right around the corner, and the thought of having to spend time with other humans is not terribly appealing. More worthless political bickering, more questioning of why I don’t plan on having kids while I’m surrounded by screaming children, more passive-aggressive crap flung between family members… Just let it end. Fortunately, we’ve been provided with an excellent soundtrack for all this nonsense this week, and W. and Stockhausen have picked out a couple of the best. Check those out and come wallow with me. Continue Reading

    December 21, 2016 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 1288

  • This Toilet Tuesday (12/13/16)

    Trying to keep up with new music is painful. Just when you think that it’s starting to slow down and give you some time to clear out your considerable backlog, Grafvitnir and Teitanblood decide to drop new albums in the same week. Plus, you’ve come across a handful of bands you’ve never heard of that have some awesome songs out, and your backlog just got that much bigger. You may never catch up, but at least you’re in good company; W. and I have picked out a couple of the choicest cuts to save you some time. Let us know what else we need to hear, that we may all suffer in solidarity. Continue Reading

    December 13, 2016 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 827

  • This Toilet Tuesday (12/6/16)

    Oh, you thought you were done with music in 2016? Think again, nerds! The next Tuesday is always on the horizon, and the metal must flow. Take a break from arguing over your objectively wrong and terrible lists for a few minutes to jam some new tunes; we’ll all be happier for it. You just might find something you like, too. Continue Reading

    December 6, 2016 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 819

  • This Toilet Tuesday (11/29/16)

    You cling tightly to the mast of your small sailboat as the storm tosses it about. It had been roiling on the horizon for some time now, but you were too far out to sea to change course. Lightning flashes directly overhead, and you wrap a rope around your forearm for added stability. Wind whips the sail above you, and you see a tear forming down its center. A massive wave crashes into your tiny ship; you scramble for purchase as it begins to capsize, but it’s futile in the deluge. Another flash of lightning briefly illuminates the horrific scene as you hit the water. Continue Reading

    November 29, 2016 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 897

  • This Toilet Tuesday (11/22/16)

    Welcome to This Toilet Tuesday! We’ve got new jams aplenty this week, a couple of which may or may not be brought to us by our fellow Toilet-goers. Link and I have picked out a few of the choicer selections for your listening pleasure, so be sure to check those out. Have at it! Continue Reading

    November 22, 2016 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 1073

  • This Toilet Tuesday (11/15/16)

    Welcome once more to This Toilet Tuesday! Amidst all the doom and gloom as of late, you can at least find some small solace in the consistent flow of new music delivered straight to you. W. and I have found some particularly tasty jams this week, so hit play on those and let yourself be swept away. Let us know what else we need to hear in the comments. Continue Reading

    November 15, 2016 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 1047

  • This Toilet Tuesday (11/8/16)

    Welcome once again to This Toilet Tuesday! I have returned from my brief hiatus a happier and better-adjusted man, so let’s not waste any time in bringing that back down to normal levels. This week’s offerings are particularly harrowing, with the likes of Deathspell Omega and Downfall of Gaia lurking in the shadows. W, Lacertilian, and I have picked out a few that may have gone unnoticed otherwise, so jam these before hitting that list.
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    November 8, 2016 • New Stuff, Open Swim • Views: 933