Superhorrorfuck – Son Of A Witch: A Video Breakdown

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Superhorrorfuck my life.

The “Up next” sidebar on Youtube can be a magical thing. It can introduce you to bands you’ve never heard before, or it can remind you of bands you’ve forgotten about. Sometimes the related videos completely make sense and others are so head-scratchingly strange, that your morbid curiosity just can’t be contained. Today’s video breakdown should serve as a warning never to be curious about anything. Ever. It initially caught my attention while doing the breakdown for Simple Lies“A-Men” video. The band is called Superhorrorfuck, and the video is for the song “Son Of A Witch”. Just on the band name and song title alone, you know we’re in for a lolbuttzy ride.

I had never heard of Superhorrorfuck before, despite apparently being a band for a decade. I went to their website to find out more, only to be greeted by a story that makes it had to separate fact from goofball fiction. Fine, whatever, they’re being “cute”. I’ll just go to their Facebook page and…what? “Hometown: Desperation City”. Ah, fuck this. The privacy policy on their site is in Italian, so let’s just say they’re from Italy and get this over with.

0:01: They spelled their name “Superhorrorf**k” for the video title. Weird, it’s like they’re ashamed of their name or something.
0:05: Superhorrorfuck have to go on Maury to find out who the father is.
0:07: Aw jeez.
0:12: That carpet really ties the room together.
0:16: It’s like the band was created on a dare of who can look the stupidest.
0:21: I will say that Courtney Love is looking much better these days.
0:25: The stench in that room must be overwhelming.
0:27: A mixture of sweat, old Little Debbie cakes, and shame.
0:29: That doll head is the least embarrassing thing in that shot.
0:34: It’s like someone took the worst parts of Steel Panther and horror punk and then peed on it.
0:38: They’re actually not wearing any makeup.
0:42: Appreciate that fact that the singer did not one, but two jerking off motions pointed directly at his face.
0:43: What is it with shitty Italian butt rock bands singing about masturbation?
0:49: The Olsen Twins have fallen on hard times.
0:54: Nice legwarmers, Alfonso.
0:59: Superhorrorfuck these special effects.
1:04: Drake ain’t got nothing on those dance moves.
1:08: He’s close to winning the “Ted Cruz Most Punchable Face Award”.
1:18: They blew the entire video budget on that tea candle.
1:21: Lens flare!
1:29: Now is a good time as any to tell you the names of the band members.
1:31: Dr. Freak – Lead vocals.
1:33: Mr. 4 – bass
1:35: Didi Bukz – Guitar
1:37: Franky Voltage – Drums
1:40: Izzy Wyldhell – Guitar
1:46: Just remembe that it took this band time, money, and effort to create this masterpiece.
1:50: I wonder if they make his pants in adult sizes.
1:54: Whoa, bad touch!
1:56: Possibly NSFW warning.
2:01: We’re all making that face right now.
2:02: Thing from the Adams Family finally gets lucky.
2:11: The “guitar as your wiener” look is never a good one.
2:15: If an adult ever deserved a noogie, now is the time.
2:21: Superhorrorfuck does not believe in sleeves.
2:30: We get it. You’re a son of a witch. Talk to your therapist about your mommy issues, not us.
2:34: Okay, definitely NSFW.
2:38: “Let’s have a naked lady in our video, but let’s not be anywhere near her.”
2:44: The video editor just punched his computer a few times to get all these fades and overlays.
2:49: It was nice of their landlord to let them film in the dank, urine-soaked basement hallway of their apartment.
3:01: No, we’ve already been in hell for the past 3 minutes.
3:05: Gasp! It was… ummm… something the whole time!

Superhorrorfuck’s “Son Of A Witch” single is out now. There’s another song on the single called “Threesome with the dead (unpluggdead)”. We’re all now dumber for knowing that.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Yeah, no.

    • ┼yree

      Do you know if that Grenjar demo was ever released in physical format? I tried doing some research on the physical release and found nothing on it.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOF53vsgNjI

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Yeah, looking at metal archives it just lists the release format as unknown. So, no clue dude.

        • ┼yree

          Figured I’d ask. No biggie. Youtube will have to to do for the time being.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Yeah, sad to say. A physical copy would rule.

  • ┼yree

    So fucking fast. The stamina too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dumr36HfOU0

    • ME GORAK B.C.™

      RANDOM NORWEGIAN METAL!!!!!!!!!

      https://youtu.be/nPqtg-8P0Y0

      • ┼yree

        RANDOM DEPRESSING NORWEGIAN METAL…
        Glad to have finally have found a CD of this.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB8ZAO_vb_M

        • We have a Facebook group for random videos and such.

          • ┼yree

            Great.

          • Maik Beninton™

            Do you want to talk about random videos?
            Or do you want to talk about Superhorrorshit?

          • It just seems pretty uncool to 365 to just post rando videos on his post.

          • Maik Beninton™

            It’s like cleaning our ears after that crap.

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            GORAK FIND 365 VAYDO BREAKDOWN FUNNY!!!!!!

          • Maik Beninton™

            ‘It’s like someone took the worst parts of Steel Panther and horror punk and then peed on it.’
            Superkekfuck.

          • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

            That’s actually how he found out about SuperHorrorFuck last week.

          • Nah, I already knew about it.

          • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

            Ah. I thought you found out about it after what’s his face posted the video.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Well, we did the same thing over at MS and everyone seemed totally fine with that.

          • That was then. This is now.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Oh, so now it’s bad and unwanted? So, I guess your next step is to ban videos, like they did.

          • No? All I’m asking is that folks be somewhat respectful and don’t shitpost.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Ok, bro.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            That still exists?

          • 350 people or so in it having a good time.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Wow, glad I left when it got to around 100.

          • It’s funny – you were always friendly on the Facebook group. I guess you had to quit so you could keep your edgelord internet persona.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Nope, it got too big. Too many people I didn’t recognize, because other people kept inviting everyone and their sister. It lost it’s credibility before it even started. And yeah I’m so edgy, that’s laughable.

      • Are there blasbeats in this? I don’t wanna press play unless there are going to be blastbeats.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      That song and the title cut back to back is fucking terrifying.

      • ┼yree

        I couldn’t agree more. Can’t wait to witness this live.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          You lucky fuck.

          • ┼yree

            Haha, yeah… With my luck, they’ll drop out.

  • COAL ROLL

    yikes

  • Benninho
  • Maik Beninton™

    I’m already horrified with the header image, so no.

    • yeah, but some of the funniest videos out there start out that way!

  • Stupidhorrorbuttz

    • CyberneticOrganism

      #lolhorrorcorexXx

  • Holy fuck. This is what it looks like when some fucking scrub in a suit says “Hey, I’ve noticed there are some kids into satanic imagery and heavy metal. Let’s find some random dudes, dress them up in shitty makeup and clothing, have them play commercial, generic, radio-friendly music and make some money off of misunderstood hot topic shoppers!”

    • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

      It’s 1997 all over again!

  • Dubs

    I’m getting a House of 1000 Corpses vibe from these dudes.

    • Even though it’s almost a carbon copy of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I really enjoy that movie.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        I honestly liked it better than The Devil’s Rejects which imo was a Zombiefied copy of Natural Born Killers.

        • I find that none of Zombie’s movies hold up very well over time.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’m the weirdo who actually liked The Lords Of Salem.

          • I enjoyed watching it. And might even watch it again if someone else wanted to bring beers and watch it with me. But can’t rightly call it good.

          • you’re killing it today, as most days

          • killing>>>>>>>>>>>

            Also: meow.

          • Air Raid From The Top Bunk
          • Waynecro

            Too many crusty-old-lady bewbs.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            I liked that one as well, it’s a good October movie for what it is (which is a movie).

        • I think it’s the better of the two. The soundtrack and imagery make it fun to watch.

    • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

      I’m getting a really really bad Steel Panther rip off vibe from them.

  • Guppusmaximus
    • ┼yree

      Human Garbage.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Vince Neil is worse, with good reason.

        • ┼yree

          Goddamn, I really hate that whole band in general.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I liked them back in the ‘Shout At The Devil’ days, but that was over 30 years ago. Times have changed to say the least.

          • ┼yree

            Shout At The Devil was pretty rad I guess. But, it’s difficult for me to show any appreciation towards that whole band.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Remember, I was 16 going on 17 when that came out.

        • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

          Lol, Blabbermouth’s been posting article after article about how he got put on the CA water waster’s list.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’ve read them.

        • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

          It’s not like he killed someone. Oh, wait, nevermind!

    • Is this Beetlejuice prior to death?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Hell yeah Joan Jett

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        My dad went to a Joan Jett concert once. She arrived three hours late and he got kicked out for screaming “Fuck you Joan Jett”.

        • Boss the Ross

          That is phenomenal.

    • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

      Elvira’s looking rough nowadays.

  • Stockhausen

    I usually watch these videos, but I just can’t do this one. I’m sorry, friend, but you must make this journey alone.

  • ┼yree

    SATANIC WARMASTER / ARCHGOAT – Lux Satanae (Thirteen Hymns Of Finnish Devil Worship)

    “222 copies pressed on deep purple vinyl (HHR exclusive), 222 copies pressed on picture disc vinyl (w/ jacket, insert – HHR exclusive) and an undisclosed number of copies pressed on traditional black vinyl.

    HELLS HEADBANGERS is proud to present a special split album between two of Finnish black metal’s longest-running and most potent cults, Lux Satanae (Thirteen Hymns of Finnish Devil Worship). Indeed encompassing 13 hymns, Lux Satanae brings together SATANIC WARMASTER and ARCHGOAT for the first time ever, with both bands offering new and exclusive material here. With both bands coming off career high-points – Fimbulwinter and The Apocalyptic Triumphator, respectively – SATANIC WARMASTER and ARCHGOAT here prove why they’re not only among the most celebrated bands in Finnish black metal, but international black metal in general. On Lux Satanae, SATANIC WARMASTER continue down the cleaner, more concertedly epic path laid out by Fimbulwinter, while ARCHGOAT churn with the same ghastly power they trademarked in the early ’90s. No mosh, no core, no lies: Lux Satanae (Thirteen Hymns of Finnish Devil Worship) does exactly what it says on the tin!”

    • RJA

      Killer! I’ve slowly been opting for the black vinyl lately, regardless of quantities. It probably doesn’t matter, but some of these color variants make me nervous.

      • ┼yree

        Why does that make you nervous? By the way this split sold out in like a day.

        • RJA

          Mostly because I’m neurotic about things like that – like I said, it probably doesn’t matter. I guess I worry about the quality control of some of the “splatter” versions and weird shit like that.
          I did just pick up the “hazy purple” of the Mare Incognitum though so…..

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Nope. Fuck this shitty shit.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    You think this is bad? This is the greatest shirt stain ever.

    • Dubs

      It would look great in your closet next to the Spongebob one.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I might actually buy it. It’s only 8 dollars.

        • Dubs

          Save your money for a car.

          • Or literally anything else.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I have a bit of money in the bank for a car.

          • more beer

            The car is only half the battle where he lives.. The insurance could cost him more than the car.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Insuranice is expensive. My parents pay 700 a month on insurance for them and my sister.

          • more beer

            Wait until you see what yours will be. Under 27 male first time driver. It is an astronomical amount for you to get insured in New York.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Mines about $25 a month

          • more beer

            Mine is $50 which I think is steep. As I have a pretty dam clean driving record and no accidents. But I think it has to do with being in Denver. But JJD’s will be a lot in New York.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            It’s yet another reason I never bothered. Boston is insane for car insurance premiums.

          • more beer

            New York is completely out of hand for insurance. But out here it is really hard to not have a vehicle. While there is public transportation. It isn’t up to par with what there is on the east coast. Plus I need a truck in order to be able to conduct business.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          You’ll be happier with the $8

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            $8 >>>>>>>>>>

        • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

          Save your money for something more enjoyable, like krokodil.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            KJU plz! I dont want to die!

          • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

            You wouldn’t die, at least not immediately. And hey, having an arm with no skin and muscle on it would look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler than that shirt!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            He also doesn’t want fake drugs.

          • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

            Oh, it’s definitely real! Or are you talking fake as in synthetic?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            As in synthetic.

          • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

            Oh, gotcha.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Tough titty, man. You gonna die eventually,

    • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

      Looks like they got Peter North to um, “write”, the band name.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Videos like this always seem like they’re so pointlessly, repellently bad as to be immune from ridicule, yet 365 always finds a way.

    Also, “The “guitar as your wiener” look is never a good one” needs to be on a TOH tshirt at some point.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      “What is it with shitty Italian butt rock bands singing about masturbation?”

      Italians love masturbation.

      • Dubs

        I’d like to see some scientific study verifying that.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          – Italy itself looks like a weird alien cock
          – Those “italian horn” necklaces look like sperm

          I rest my case.

          • Dubs

            *slams gavel*

          • BobLoblaw

            *Nods silently while Andy Griffith whispers in ear.

        • more beer

          I read somewhere years ago. That Poland was actually the number 1 country for masturbation. Now I don’t know if it was per capita or how they came up with the results.

      • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

        Which is probably why they lost the war.

    • 365 saved the best for last: “Gasp! It was… ummm… something the whole time!” …lost it.

    • Air Raid From The Top Bunk
  • 365ChaosRiddenDays

    Here’s a thought of mine for this band:

  • Waynecro

    Dear Mr. 365 Days Of Horror:

    You are very funny. You write very funny things about silly metal stuff. I like your funny writings. If I had a year-end list of the ten funniest metal-related blog posts, your posts would take up the top seven slots at least. Don’t ever change, my dude. Thanks!

    Your pal,
    Waynecro

    • This makes it all worth it. <3 <3 <3

      • more beer

        I still can’t believe you can even sit through a lot of these once. But I am glad you do because they are always amusing.

        • It’s only a few minutes and it amuses me.

          • more beer

            Well Your write ups amuse many of us.BY the way this video was particularly horrible.

          • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

            Your mental scars must run deep after a couple of these.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            Really funny stuff man always.

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      Well said sir, I concur!

  • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

    GAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Nope-Meme-28.jpg

    I made it a whole traumatizing 45 seconds before I started pouring bleach in my skull to get this video out of my head.

  • Air Raid From The Top Bunk
  • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

    Fuck me old boots, where has this album been all this year?!? Too late to add it to my best of list, but wowee!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL_v5U2AeIs

  • Eliza

    The worst part is that, now, I know Superhorrorfuck.

    • Air Raid From The Top Bunk

      And you’re Superhorrified?

      • Eliza

        That term does even begin to describe how fucking disgusted I am right now, after watching this music video. More like superhorrorfuckcringeterrifiedlostfaithinhumanity.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Superhorrorflush

          • Eliza

            Yeah, I need to superhorroflush this out of my memories. Still though, I pity whoever thought this was a good idea.

        • Air Raid From The Top Bunk
          • Eliza

            The only time I’ll ever approve of nuclear weapons.

  • BobLoblaw

    Here are some suggestions for thorough skewering. Or just look up Neue Deutsche Harte.
    https://youtu.be/w1G-9WUgptY
    https://youtu.be/XyZH7Wv1cmA
    https://youtu.be/qkTRamZ0PsQ

    • CyberneticOrganism

      I don’t even want to know what happens in that last one

      • BobLoblaw

        Its tame and hilarious.