Sunday Sesh: Your Most Anticipated Releases

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The title says it all. Today we’re having a roundhouse discussion of your most anticipated albums of 2K16. Grab your horoscope and your magic eight ball, because I want to hear your predictions.

Wikipedia, the ever-reliable source for heavy metal releases (lol) lists a whole smattering of albums with concrete release dates here. For my money, I’m keen to hear stuff from BorknagarIhsahn, and Vektor. If Cult of Luna really do break their hiatus and drop some new material, I will be genuinely elated. For the time being, though, the release that most excites me is the upcoming 11th studio album from NeurosisHonor Found in Decay was one of the best albums of the band’s career, so I can’t wait to hear what the original post/sludge/doom pillars of the metal community have in store.

Now it’s your turn. What album are you most anticipating for 2K16. Sound off in the comments below!

 

  • Sir Tapir The Based

    Non metal: David Bowie, Ulver and Steven Wilson ep
    Metal: Oranssi Pazuzu, Behexen and Moonsorrow

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      There’s new Oranssi Pazuzu a-coming?

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Indeedilydoo!

        • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

          Woohooo!!

    • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

      Ulver, David Bowie and Moonsorrow = Hell yeah!
      Steve Wilson = FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!!

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Weebs are not allowed to talk!

        • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

          Steven Wilson FLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUSSSHHHHH
          (not really though)

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            As I said, weebs are not allowed to talk! Be quiet you weeb!

        • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

          I defy your rules, because I’m a rebel like that!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Steve Wilson is good though! He remasters a lot of good prog albums and he writes good prog!

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            Nope! He damn near ruined that one song on Blackwater Park with that shrill, orgasmic emo whine of his.

            https://33.media.tumblr.com/bcba3a7ff442d967879a0861bba395c5/tumblr_inline_nrb91u7B251sdeqnw_500.gif

          • (backs away really quick)

            Let’s just say you and me have different tastes and leave it at that, eh?

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            Yep! I’ll give credi, though, PT was decent when I saw them live.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            KJU plz!

          • He is, of course, referring to the guy that produced, engineered, and mixed ‘Blackwater Park’. Obviously a hack who didn’t know what Mikael wanted from that album…

        • SILENCE THE WEEB

      • Zeke

        I don’t know about ulver anymore. I LOVE everything they released up to shadows of the sun, but I feel like they really fell off after that. I couldn’t get into war of the roses at all.

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          That’s because you’re a scrub!

          • Zeke

            You dig their last few releases? They all seem much less creative than I’ve come to expect from them

        • I feel the same, except I like War of the Roses. Shadows and Messe, not so much.

          • Zeke

            I liked shadows of the sun except for the black sabbath cover. Every once in a while I try to give war of the roses another chance, but I always get bored and turn it off. My theory is that they went downhill after garm brought in those other guys (that’s just a theory though)

          • I have the same problem with Shadows–so boring I can’t even pay attention to two full songs. War is a bit hit or miss–I really like that last track though, “Island” or whatever it’s called. You may be right that this Steven O’Malley character is gumming up the works.

    • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

      Omnium Gatherum has a new one (Grey Heavens) coming out in February.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Omnium Gatherum sucks tho.

        • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

          I thought you mentioned something about seeing them live and liking them.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Never seen ’em live and never liked them

    • Salvador Dalí Lama

      IN THE VILLA OF ORMEN

      IN THE VILLA OF ORMEN

      UHHHH AAAAHHH UUUUHHH UUUUUHHH

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL
        AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL
        YOUR EYES

    • Guacamole Jim

      You are such a good Tapir.

  • Purson & Blood Ceremony

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      I will check these out.

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      Blood Ceremony sounds as if Ian Anderson was a lady and Iommi never left Jethro Tull, which is fantastic!
      And Purson, she has an outstanding voice and the music jams.

  • Boss the Damage Case Ross

    First record I’m excited about: Abbath
    Second: Anthrax
    Third: Neurosis

    I didn’t know Cauldron had a new album coming out, add that to the list.

    Non-Metal: GZA Dark Matter (i can hope)

    • New GZA album? Nice. Ghostface Killah might have three this year: Doom Starks, Supreme Clientele 2 and he’s also doing an album with Tradegy Kadafi as well.

      • Boss the Damage Case Ross

        I’m hoping it might come out. He’s been working on it forever. He has worked with Vangelis on it.
        Damn, Ghostface just doesn’t stop, does he?

        • He’s been putting out more than I would’ve expected but can’t complain because he rarely disappoints.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Good points.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        Where the hell is Swift & Changeable?

        • GFK says February although I haven’t heard anything concrete.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Neurosis, Borknagar, Rotting Christ, Voivod, Vektor, Ihsahn, and apparently Oranssi Pazuzu.

    • Old Man Doom

      The new Rotting Christ single is good good good

  • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

    Definitely looking forward to La Casa Al Mare’s and Persona’s debut albums. And the new Moonsorrow is right around the corner!!!!

    https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380409026ra/800606.gif

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    I was gonna make up a bunch of stuff and then see who was gonna jump on it.

    But i rly am looking forward to ihsahn, borknagar, and moonsorrow.

    • I’m looking forward to the new Red Grin Grumble. ^_^

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        Perhaps the next season of Rick and Morty?

        • I’m not even daring to hope it’ll surface before this time next year. I’m going back into Venture Bros fanboy mode for now.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            🙁

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            There is a new season of Archer tho

          • I don’t enjoy that as much as the other shows.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            🙁

          • I know. I should give it another shot.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            You absolutely should. Its right up there with best animated shows ever

  • Spear

    Allegaeon and Archspire for sure, and the potential for a new Arsis album is making me drool a little.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      I hope Clayton plays bass on the new Archspire album.

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    I fuckin hate mariah carey

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I hate her too. At least Foghat is releasing a new album.

    • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

      At least she’s still quite skeetable.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Megadeth, Anthrax, David Bowie, American Head Charge and hopefully GZA are what I’m looking forward to.

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      Not Drowning Pool?

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Not really. I’m not a giant fan of theirs.

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          YOU SAID YOU LOVE DROWNING POOL! YOU’RE FUCKING LYING!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I hated the new single. I’m not listening to.the new album.

  • Warheart

    The Kills (Non metal)
    Oranssi Pazuzu
    Rotting Christ
    Zhrine
    Abbath

    And hopefully this will be the year for God of Atheist to finally release their album, also having hope for something new from …In the Woods and Tristania.

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      The Kills are still around? Gnarly!

      • Warheart

        Actually, on youtube you can listen some new songs recorded from live shows and they are amazing, it really is my most anticipated album of 2016.

    • A new In the Woods… album could go either way. Will it be worth it without Transit on vocals?

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I’m not excited for Motograter or Dope though. The new Dope album is going to be their Chinese Democracy and the first Motograter single sucked.

  • Vemod???
    Skáphe
    Katharsis??? If this happens I’ll be surprised.
    One Tail One Head???
    KRIEGSMASCHINE (EP)!?!?!?!?!
    Demon Bitch full-length???
    Aegrus
    Eos???
    Energumen???
    Primitive Man Full Length???
    Pseudogod???
    Shitfucker???
    Sacrocurse
    The Hauting Presence???
    Orcultus???
    Rippikoulu???
    Black Fucking Cancer???
    Unholy Crucifix???
    Gonguri
    Dark Sonority???
    Sortilegia???
    Tetragrammacide???
    Nyogthaeblisz
    Teitanblood???
    Irkallian Oracle???
    Khthoniik Cerviiks
    Blasphemy/Goatpenis split
    Intolitarian
    Immolation???
    Ritual Chamber
    Aosoth???
    Morbid Angel???
    Sinmara EP???
    Qrixkuor
    Destroyer 666
    Angelcorpse???
    Death Fortress
    Nexul???
    Hellvetron???
    Black Witchery???
    Behexen???
    Aosoth???
    Svartidaudi??? Fuck, this would make me really happy.
    Bolzer
    Mare??? Come on already! Fuck!
    Cultes Des Ghoules
    Negative Plane
    Vassafor
    Demoncy???
    Heresiarch???
    Plaga
    Mystifier???
    Sadistic Intent??? Yeah right!
    Tombeau???
    Void Meditation Cult???
    Profanatica???
    The Fog???
    Colbalt
    Kringa
    Inverloch
    Cosmic Church full length???
    AZELISASSATH “Glorification of his evilness” + “Total desecration of existence” vinyl
    Phanphage vinyl
    Veiled full length???
    W.A.I.L.???
    Death Breath???
    Disma???
    Krypts???
    Coffin Texts???
    Slaegt???
    G.I.S.M.???
    Konflict full length???
    Wulkanaz???
    Truppensturm???
    Funebrarum
    Aura Noir???
    Baphomets Horns???
    Chthonic Cult Full Length???
    Sewercide???
    Goatvermin???
    Imposer Full Length???
    Radioactive Vomit Full length???
    Serpentrance???
    Sabbatic Goat???
    Klage???
    Sheidim Full Length???
    Axis of Light???
    Altarage Full Length???
    Caveman Cult???
    Black Priest of Satan???
    Druidus???
    Extermination Temple???
    Antaeus???
    Narbeleth???
    The Deathtrip???
    Akrotheism???
    Saccage???
    Voidhanger???
    Bestial Mockery???
    TrenchRot
    Blaspherian
    Internal Rot???

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      Disma would be tits

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      Vital Remains???

    • Dubs

      Yah, lots of things that may or may no surface. Hence me keeping it simple.

    • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

      Every band has question marks after them…………….. is this a game of Jeopardy?

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        “What is a game of jeopardy”

        Ftfy

    • Vladimir Poutine

      This is what is known as a list.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      This list makes my dick hard.

  • I’m actually surprised that I’m aware of this many off the top of my head:
    Magrudergrind
    Weekend Nachos
    Seven Sisters Of Sleep
    Venomous Concept
    Painted Wives
    Toothgrinder
    Superjoint Ritual
    Agoraphobic Nosebleed
    Dead Cross

    • Aww yiss. Also, Power Trip.

      • Also forgot Nails and probably 75% of whatever Kurt Ballou is recording this year.

    • EsusMoose

      I keep forgetting about Toothgrinder, excited as hell for that

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Seven Sisters of Sleep are a dope band.

      • I only recently discovered them when they made the jump to Relapse.

  • Eliza

    Anthrax’s For All Kings.

  • Nails
    Gojira
    Magrudergrind
    Immolation
    Abbath
    King diamond
    Gorguts

  • My oracle tells me that Artificial Brain will release a new album late in the year, and it will sound just as fantastic as Labyrinth Constellation, but will lack the novelty of that album, so people will like it less;

    Thou will release four more splits, two of them with The Body, one containing a cover of “Paint it Black”;

    Black Cilice will release another album with black and white cover art depicting Mr. Black Cilice holding a book of some kind and looking miserable/dead;

    Bergraven will do nothing again, and I will suffer for it;

    Not to be outdone by Bergraven, Island will not release a new album, nor will Woburn House, nor any of the other Zeitgeister bands that I enjoy;

    Blood Incantation will release their first full-length and it will be the Toilet Darling of 2016;

    Prurient will release something else that Edward hates;

    The Flenser and Profound Lore will continue releasing sub-par post-punk albums between more interesting fare;

    Vampillia’s Bandcamp page will become somehow even less coherent and navigable than it already is, just to mock me;

    Naðra will become the new Misþyrming;

    Barghest’s new album will rule over all the 13 Kingdoms and ancillary outer colonies of My Butt.

    Or, you know, whatever.

    • Ooooo, forgot about new Barghest.

      • According to their facetube page it is forthcoming. Based on the strength of the last EP I am very psyched.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Prurient could also release something that I like! Lol

    • RJA

      I’d say you are pretty fucking spot-on with most of these!

  • Scrimm

    Asphyx, Bruce Dickinson, Defeated Sanity. Whenever/if it happens the possibillity of new Demilich has me quite exited. Some new King Diamond would be really great as well.

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      Dickinson has a new solo album coming out?

      • Scrimm

        Yeah the first song on the new Maiden was suosed to be on it originally. He said he has about half an album and wanted to finish it up early this year to nelp him warm up for Maiden’s tour.

        • Boss the Damage Case Ross

          Okay, right on. If it sounds like that song then this will be excellent.

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      Dickinson ain’t comin’ ’til next year, methinks. Asphyx has me tingletangled too, and while I don’t exactly dare to hope for a new Demilich – I can at least satisft myself by seeing them late this month.

      • Scrimm

        Kill to see them again. Would love to go in October but I can’t afford the trip.

  • tertius_decimus

    Anata;
    Theory in Practice.

  • Lacertilian

    Nađra, Skáphe, Vektor, Invocation Spells, Red Fang.. some others.

  • Old Man Doom

    Cult of Luna — I hear they are in the studio right now, but they haven’t been forthcoming with exactly what the project is (except for the Amebix cover on the new split EP).
    The Ocean — They tend to stick pretty close to the 3 year album cycle, and I’d love to see what the new guys can contribute to the overall sound. Interested in hearing about a big concept again.
    Cephalic Carnage — please please please please please
    Rwake — come back to me, my sweet sludgemasters
    Cobalt
    Ihsahn

    • HessianHunter

      Seeing the name Rwake breaks my heart. Too too too good. 🙁

  • Vladimir Poutine

    Gorguts
    Trap Them
    Magrudergrind
    Gojira
    Ulver
    Meshuggah

    … I’m sure there are more than a few I can’t bring to mind right now.

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      Is Meshuggah confirmed?

      • Vladimir Poutine

        Not confirmed, but the most recent issue of Decibel has a statement from the band saying they plan/hope to record in April or May, and release sometime in the fall. Fingers crossed

        • Boss the Damage Case Ross

          Hell yes.

  • tigeraid

    New Ex Mortus sounds titillating. Will definitely give the new Rotting Christ a shot too.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Another album I’m excited for: My blues album Kohoutek Blues. It’s all covers but it will be good.

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Release date?

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        April 1 2016. Note: I’m not joking. This is an actual blues album recorded on a canjo which is a banjo made from a can.

  • HessianHunter
  • Sir Tapir The Based

    ALSO NEW SWANS MOTHERFUCKERS

    • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!!!!!!

      http://i.imgur.com/F1a7EhY.jpg

      • Óðinn

        That fat old dude is a huge Swans fan.

        • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

          Who isn’t?

          • Óðinn

            You make a good point.

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        YOU’RE NAME IS FUCK!
        FUCK FUCK FUCK

        HALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLUUJAAAAAAAAAHHH

        • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

          OK, that flew over my head.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Didn’t listen to To Be Kind from Swans?

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            Not in a while. DOH!!!!!

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      Wooooo!!!! But isn’t it going to be the last? 🙁

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Last with this version of Swans. Probably all but Gira will be changed.

      • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

        Probably not, unless he’s going back to Angels Of Light full time.

        • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

          I thought I read that he was wrapping Swans up, but I may have just imagined it, or as Tapir mentions, might just be another incarnation next.

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            Perhaps. He’s always got something new in the pipeline. For all we know, he might do Body Lovers again after this CD.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        I think it’s going to be the last Swans project with this current lineup. He might just get new people.

        • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

          Please, please, plllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease let Jarboe be in the new lineup! A man can dream, can’t he?

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I need to see them on tour this year.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Dimmafuckingdam was unable to go see them live in 2014! This can’t happen in 2016!

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      OH MY LORD

  • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

    Wow, apparently Anonymous is going after Keith Flint (Prodigy) now.

    http://i.imgur.com/Dh7i4uH.jpg

    • You sure this isn’t one of those armed “militia men” in Oregon? Sure looks like one.

      • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

        Lol, read about that earlier. They say they plan to stay there for years. Branch Davidian, anyone?

        • The only good thing is that it’s a remote building in the middle of nowhere.
          However, since the cops and NG were called out over peaceful protesters, I’m wondering where they both are now(rhetorical question of course).

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            They’re too busy shooting black people over parking tickets, loose cigs and jaywalking.

          • Thanks for reminding me.

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            I don’t expect their little stand to be peaceful for long though. They didn’t arm themselves for no reason, I’m guessing. Either it’ll end up in a shootout, or they’ll simply give up after their water, heat and electricity is shut off.
            “We’re ready to die for our country….. oh shit, they turned off the electricity?!? Now how are we supposed to watch Trump and Duck Dynasty?! We surrender!”

          • Yep, as soon as the power and cheap beer runs out, the party’s over.

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            In other fun news, a knife-wielding, KFC robbing Santa who actually steals gifts. And a worker with herpes (and other unnamed diseases) spits in a cop’s burger:

            http://www.foodbeast.com/news/kfc-santa-rob/

            http://www.foodbeast.com/news/dq-cop-spit/

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, just for you, how to make marijuana-laced deep fried Oreos:

            http://www.foodbeast.com/news/marijuana-deep-fried-oreos/

          • more beer

            Not the best recipe for a guy who watches his cholesterol.

          • They won’t be as good as the ones I just finished. Not only did they knock me on my ass, they were really tasty too.

          • more beer

            Glad to hear that especially the knock you on your ass part.

          • Thanks again, very well made.

          • more beer

            My pleasure.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            We enjoyed them very much too man. Youre the sit, more beer

          • more beer

            Glad you enjoyed them man.

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            Win win! Might spark one a little later.

      • more beer

        The ranchers they are supposedly supporting. Are going to quietly turn themselves into jail tomorrow. They don’t want these idiots protesting for them.

        • I’ve heard that from friends in OR, which makes this even sillier.

          • more beer

            Same people as at the Cliven Bundy Ranch.They got lucky to have not gotten killed the first time. You can’t keep taunting the Feds and think all will end well.

          • Yep, keep poking that bear with a stick and see what happens.

          • more beer

            There are possibly a couple of these in their future.

          • more beer

          • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

            Looking at the map of the area, this place is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the fuck out in the middle of nowhere. They’d have had better results if they took over a Radio Shack, for fuck’s sake.

  • JWEG

    My most anticipated list with some additions I didn’t realize were coming so soon:

    January: Lycus, Borknagar, Conan, Black Tusk

    Later: Vale of Pnath, Omnihility, Obscura, Destroyer 666, Torrefy, Moonsorrow, Spires (vague hints), Gorguts (mentioned at Heavy MTL), Witch Ripper & Anciients (Tweets say they’re both recording), Purson

    Also: Neurosis

    https://twitter.com/neurosisoakland/status/683460279989067776

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      Conan and Black Tusk!

      • JWEG

        There’s no way I could definitively identify a single Most Anticipated album, but those two are definitely way at the top.

        That they’re also in the first month says a lot about the year to come.

        • Boss the Damage Case Ross

          What i would guess is my “most anticipated” comes out in a few weeks, so it kinda kills the vibe right of the bat.

          This year will be grand.

    • Lacertilian

      Witch Ripper eh?
      Enjoyed their EP thing from the unsigned band comp.

  • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

    I saw Morgue Supplier has a new one coming out in February. My best friend played with them years back (at the late Metal Shaker in Chicago). He mentioned that there was some Neo-Nazi band on the bill, and not sure if he was referring to them.

    • Dubs

      I highly doubt they’re Neo-Nazis. I follow them on FB and have never seen anything indicating they are.

      • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

        Probably the other band that was on the bill, then. I think I still have the flyer somewhere around, but am far too lazy to dig it out right now. Thanks for clearing that up, though.

  • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

    According to Lemmy’s final interview (final, unless they do like they did with Kurt Cobain and dig up 209092092092029 final interviews), he planned to haunt Tears For Fears after his death.

    http://www.contactmusic.com/lemmy/news/lemmy-planned-to-haunt-tears-for-fears-after-death-in-final-interview_5076251?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

    • JWEG

      I’m sure that is a thing they could do without…

      • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

        I dunno, hearing Lemmy sing ‘Seeds Of Love’ would be entertaining!

      • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

        Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see what you did there!

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    My three probably most anticipated albums in and around heavy music are Cobalt’s, Defeated Sanity’s, and Oxbow’s upcoming albums. Those have held firm for months now.

  • Frank Herbert’s Dune

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      Every year.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I forgot to pick up the VIP Pass with my wrestling ticket. The venue said to leave a note to have it figured out during business hours. Should I spend the extra 25 and buy it? It comes with early entry, free autographs and more.

    • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

      Yep! Worse comes to worse, you could recoup that money by selling the autographs.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Colt Cabana is going to be there. The card hasn’t beem announced yet though.

        • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

          Lol, misread that as Copa Cabana, and thought you were going to a Barry Manilow concert for a second.

  • Out of the ones I know about, I’m excited for the new Cloudscape, Brutality, Celtefog, Ereb Altor (though there are only a couple new songs), Exmortus, Fuath, King Diamond, Lord Vicar, Lustre, A Pale Horse Named Death, Rhapsody of Fire, Skull Fit, Thrawsunblat, Vektor, Winterhymn, Wintersun (though this will probably be out in 2030), Avantasia, and Primal Fear.

    • Dubs

      I got the promo for that Exmortus album. It’s a fun one.

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      New lustre? Dope

      That thrawsunblat shud be gud too

      I already have that primal fear and avantasia, theyre both aight

      • I listened to the new Primal Fear tonight and wasn’t blown away. Their last album was great but this one was kind of mediocre. I have the new Avantasia but haven’t listened to it.

        • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

          I wasnt trilled by either.

  • i’ll be enjoying Akurion’s debut album by my lonesome! might annoy you all with a review of it when the time comes. fingers crossed for a new Lady Gaga album. also, @bosstheross:disqus gets a firm pat on the bottom for mention of Abbath solo rekkid.

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Lady Gaga <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

      • hey everybody, the guy who hates everything also hates a popular pop star!

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          Don’t talk to me with that tone, McNulty.

          • -http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/the-wire/character/the-law/cedric-daniels-300.jpg

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            >:[

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    @Dubs

    Theres a new Krallice EP coming out too (should i go ahead and listen?)

    • Dubs

      Stay tuned for tomorrow, you eager beaver (we discussed this on FB last Friday).

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Wrigley gums smell awful. I bought a tin filled with 10 packs of Wrigley gum and it smells like death.

  • J.R.™

    Is this the year the great musical minds of the bowl assemble to release the hardest, heaviest, nastiest music (supposedly, many will say its sound resembles death itself) ever to have been birthed into existence?
    I was under the impression this would happen

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      I’m not the best, but count me in. KJM and I will hold down the doom section.

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        Ill record sounds of the mountains and campfires for the trees and shit

        • Boss the Damage Case Ross

          Sounds good already.

      • Looks like I need to do some practicing.

        • Boss the Damage Case Ross

          Me too.

  • BobLoblaw

    Looking forward to Ihsahn, Crator, Deeds of Flesh and hopefully God of Atheists.

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    It might be the third day without a cigarette but the new Hate Eternal has grown on me quite a bit. Just burned a copy for the work vehicle

    • Before you know it, it’ll be a week. Keep going!!!

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        Im guessing after the first week its not quite as bad. With the pqtches and gum its not the nicotine, its the habit i have to break.

        And im constantly TRIGGERING

        • I was broke as fuck when I quit so that meant no gum, no patches. -___-

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Im glad i have that luxury

  • Jom Pootersan

    I’m not sifting through this whole thing to find whether or not it’s been mentioned, but new Cobalt is going to make me tear off my own dick.