Sunday Sesh: Super Bowl Open Swim

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It is Super Bowl Sunday. This is your place to talk about that. Or other stuff if you don’t care. Whatever.

Today the Patriots play the Falcons in Super Bowl LI. Although many predict that the Falcons will emerge victorious this day, I suspect Bill Belichick and Tom Brady will have cooked up some especially sneaky cheating and will clinch the lead. Patriots 28-24.

What I’m looking forward to more than the big game, though, is the food. My good friends who are hosting this year’s party are making some delicious pulled pork. Other friends are bringing chocolate chip cheesecake and dip. Perhaps what I’m most excited about, however, is the cookie dough dip my wife and I are making. Behold.

I don’t consider myself a hedonist, but I definitely intend to embrace some excess tomorrow while wolfing down that dip.

Lady Gaga is performing for Half-Time. While she’s certainly better than Bruno Mars or Lenny Kravitz, I’d rather be listening to this.

Despite a lot of mediocrity, I’m looking forward to it all. Friends. Food. Foohbawwwwl.

What are you doing today? Sound off in the comments below.

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  • KyleJMcBride

    I’ll watch Puppy/Kitten Bowl, but no actual sports and certainly no Gaga.

    • Black Smallbeard

      fuck Lady Gag Gag

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Fuck the Patriots and fuck their fans even more.

    • more beer

      I agree. But I do believe the fix is in and they will be giving them another Super Bowl Victory.

    • Jack Rabbit

      Honestly, I would probably be rooting for them if not for the michael floyd shit. Still can’t believe they gave him a contract

    • Óðinn

      Don’t care about football. Although, apparently the Patriots team aligns themselves with Trump, so I wish them unwell.

  • EsusMoose

    I’m gonna probably eat some soup and study how to graph stuff in R.
    Pats 44-Falcons 37

  • KyleJMcBride

    Maybe I’ll go to the supermarket. Sometimes their deli section comes up with cool stuff during Super Bowl weekend.

    • Black Smallbeard

      DiGiorno pizzas were 2 for 9 at Ingles. Im going to eat one for lunch before workout

      • KyleJMcBride

        CVS has Stouffer’s Pizza 2 for 1.

  • Black Smallbeard

    this will be a super bowl hailed by the lefties for sure, so no reason for me to worch it.

    instead ill eat pizza, listen to Blut Aus Nord and do my normal sinday thing

  • My wife’s going to watch the halftime show. I will leave the room if I haven’t already.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Good man.

      • I’m actually planning on running through all the music that was acquired during The Great Splurge of 2017 during the game.

  • Joaquin Stick

    Carnitas are in the slow cooker and are sure to be hailed by lefties. Can’t wait. If the Falcons win, my whole office is going to be comically depressed on Monday, so I am hoping for that.

    • Sid Vicious Promos

      I want the Falcons to win. I despise the Patriots and all sports teams from Massachusetts, especially the Red Sux.

      • KyleJMcBride

        It’s a good thing I don’t care about sports otherwise I’d be the biggest pro Sox and Patriots troll ever.

        • Sid Vicious Promos

          KJM plz! I’m a New Yorker and I have to hate the Red Sux and the Patriots!

          • KyleJMcBride

            And I’m from Massachusetts so blahblahblah.

          • Sid Vicious Promos

            You have a point.

          • KyleJMcBride

            Fortunately, as I said, I don’t care about sports.

          • more beer

            I am also a New Yorker. MY brother is both a Patriots and Red Sox fan. SO there goes that theory.

  • I like Bill Maher’s take on the Superbowl. Worth a watch if don’t like the Patriots and Don. https://youtu.be/r1QthkJVqDI

    • Brock Samson

      Exactly, don’t care for either team but seriously, fuck the patriots

    • Óðinn

      That was awesome.

  • Sid Vicious Promos

    Yay, cookie dough!

    • KyleJMcBride

      Figured you’d approve.

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY
    • Black Smallbeard
      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        Damn, been ages since I jammed MoRT. It’s one of BaN’s more “forgotten albums” in my rotation.

        • Black Smallbeard

          to be honest its not my favorite but i try not to overplay records

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            I mostly end up jamming one of their Memoria Vetusta albums, Ultima Thulee or Work Which Transforms God even though I can’t remember BaN making an actually bad album.

          • Black Smallbeard

            thought about pulling out TWWTG but MoRT gets the least play out of all my records of theirs. I wish i owned wax copies of Memoria Vetusta I or II

    • Brock Samson

      Man, I haven’t listened to weakling in forever. Thanks for reminding me to change that

      • RJA

        I’ve been waiting for a repress of that for a loooong time

  • tigeraid
  • more beer

    Black Sabbath played their last show last night. It had one hell of a set list. 1. “Black Sabbath”
    2. “Fairies Wear Boots”
    3. “Under the Sun / Every Day Comes and Goes”
    4. “After Forever”
    5. “Into the Void”
    6. “Snowblind”
    7. “War Pigs”
    8. “N.I.B.”
    9. “Hand of Doom”
    10. “Supernaut / Sabbath Bloody Sabbath / Megalomania” (medley)
    11. “Rat Salad” (with Tommy Clufetos drum solo)
    12. “Iron Man”
    13. “Dirty Women”
    14. “Children of the Grave”
    15. “Paranoid” (encore)

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Fuck that setlist makes my mouth water.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Was just thinking the same thing.

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          Too bad there’s no Sweet Leaf.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Or Electric Funeral

          • more beer

            But 3 killer songs from Master of Reality works.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Truth.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            My personal favorite of their’s.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            I find it nearly impossible to choose between their first three.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Well Master has Into the Void, so…

          • KyleJMcBride

            I will also go with Master.

          • more beer

            It was the first record I ever bought. So it definitely holds a special place in my heart.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            That’s rad!

          • Jack Rabbit

            Honestly, every song from that record is killer.

          • more beer

            Yes. But I was talking about what they played last night.

      • more beer

        Fuck yea it does. In front of their hometown crowd too.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      NO ‘THE WIZARD’ WTF?!

      • more beer

        Yea but still a great set list.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    When you see a sick Bolzer hoodie but your money hasn’t come in for this month because fucking technology

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      I’d buy the shit out of a Bolzer hoodie with an Aura print.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZBaEtnxjYw

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        There was one with a Roman Acupuncture print on the hood but I can’t find it for sale anywhere. The one I want is 10 golden snake dicks out of 10 tho.

    • Black Smallbeard

      my die hard copy of Hero with the patch for my jacket finally shipped, should be here this week

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        I was gonna get the diehard but my gf referred to the copper vinyl as ‘messy anal discharge colour’ and now I can’t get the image out of my head.

        • Black Smallbeard

          lol

        • Count_Breznak

          Pretty cool concept to support the audio with an optical impression of the same kind.

  • KyleJMcBride
  • SupremeKrieg
  • KyleJMcBride
    • more beer

      I will stick to doing dabs to get really high.

      • Black Smallbeard

        this does seem like a bit much

        • KyleJMcBride

          I’ll stick with my proto pipe.

        • more beer

          Yes it does!

  • JWG79

    I prefer Grey Cup weekend. No matter which team is in it there’s always one to root for.

    With the NFL I’ve got no inspiration for team loyalty other than geography. And that just seems like such a cop-out.

    Plus obviously that doesn’t work for me in this big game, anyway.

    • Rick Chard

      Best thing about Grey Cup is that it’s usually freezing balls and snowy outside.

      • Óðinn

        It’s a lighthearted affair that nobody outside Saskatchewan and Alberta actually cares about.

  • TrundleTheGreat

    I’ll be rooting for the Falcons. Matt Ryan’s career has been wasted in Atlanta, it’s about they did something for him. Tomb Mold’s debut will be on repeat until then. Shit is good.

  • I’ll be working OT and missing the entire game.

    • Óðinn

      Nice. I’m recording a voiceover instead of watching football.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        VO > football

  • Crocodylus★Pontifex

    69 comments…nice.

    Also; fuck Football, I’m gonna be watching Blade Runner for the fifth or sixth time since Tuesday night.

  • Primordial Chaos
  • KyleJMcBride
  • Sid Vicious Promos

    Saw the new Transformers trailer. RIP my happiness.

  • more beer

    It appears the NFL gave their golden boy the win. It may as well be wrestling at this point. Rigged, rigged,rigged!

    • Black Smallbeard

      holy shit, i checked out of curiosity and at the end of the third quarter Falcons were up like 20 points

      fucking rigged

      • more beer

        Yep. They blew a 20 point lead with 15 minutes left. No fucking way. Talk about taking a dive!

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Did this for awhile, felt good. Didn’t watch the superb owl because lol who cares.

    http://www.techsavvyed.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/chopping-wood.gif

  • KyleJMcBride

    So, which Demon does Brady have the contract with, I wonder?

    • Black Smallbeard

      i heard a rumor he went straight to the top with one of the great old ones

  • The Mighty Thorange

    I must admit that all my knowledge of American football comes from Blue Mountain State. This however was the ultimate sporting moment of the weekend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BqZm68AgO4