Sunday Sesh: Sacred Son Gets Chopped

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Just how far can a single selfie go?


In case you missed it, a rather innocuous one-man bedroom black metal album was released last week. That’s it. An album was released. Apparently that’s all it takes to make fucking nerds MadOnline™ these days. I’m not going to quibble about the music or artwork, Richter has already made a much more poignant and nuanced statement than I ever could. Also, it’s Sunday. Let’s just photoshop his head onto some famous album covers/band photos instead. Some of us spent a few minutes having a laugh doing our own Sacred Son photochops on Friday, take a look at what Boss The Ross, Stocky, Joe, Richter, and I came up with then go forth and post your own attempts in the comments section.


Stockhausen



Boss The Ross


Joe


Richter


They’re our quick photoshop efforts, here’s a couple of .png cut-outs to get you started. Send your e-cheques to toiletovhell@gmail.com and we’ll use the donations to fund a struggling black metal elitist’s search for social skills. Post your efforts/complain in the comments.

 

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  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    It’s always hilarious to see grown men lose their shit over a fucking album cover:
    “Fuck this faggy hipster cuck!”
    – CountVladFrankensteinTheDemonicNecrophiliacCorpsefucker666
    YouTube, 18/09/2017

    Now if you would use your imagination, you could take this album cover as the last picture taken of a backpacker before he went missing. See? Much more trve, kvlt and metal now!

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Or the picture of the cliff-dwelling serial killer before he went on his sumer solstice massacre.

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        I’d say he looks a bit too clean cut, but on the other hand…it’s the clean cut ones you gotta watch out for!

        • Señor Jefe El Rossover

          Clean cut is the perfect disguise. No one saw it coming that day.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY
          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            And there you have it.

          • more beer

            That’s a classic.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            One of the filthiest movies out there in terms of vibe. Like the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, it’s one of those horror movies you can almost “smell”.

          • more beer

            Yes it is. I saw it in the theater when it first came out.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            It does seem to be the quintessential NYC exploitation flick.

          • more beer

            Especially back then, when NYC was a much scummier place.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            To be honest – I know I’m going off on a whine-rant about gentrification again – I do feel that the “scumminess” many of those big cities used to have in the past, did add to the character of the place. Nowadays they want to make everything fancy and shiny, but not exactly inspiring.

          • more beer

            I agree, Times Square for instance, used to be a Mecca of debauchery, strip clubs, porn movie theaters, peep shows, and every sort of pimp, player, hooker, and hustler known to man. It was a crazy and exciting place to go to when I was younger. Now it is all Disney, Hard Rock Cafe, and chain restaurants and stores. It lost that gritty edge it had. You never knew what you would run into while you were there. Today you know, it is all families and tourists getting the same things they can get everywhere else. There is no fun in that. In Denver the real estate people are changing the names of historical neighborhoods, to accommodate the hipsters. I live in an area called Five Points, which is a historically black neighborhood and also a historically bad neighborhood, which has certainly gotten better over the last 20 years. Since it is now getting gentrified they have decided they should call it RiNo short for River North. I find this disgusting, you can’t change the history of an area by changing the name of it, and building condos.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Agreed. It’s not only limited to the cities. Even over here where I live, which is a former mining area, you used to have all kinds of blue collar bars – which some would describe as “shady” of course. You had people from all different backgrounds living here getting together in those bars; Italians, Belgians, Turks, Greeks, Dutch, Moroccans, Albanians, Armenians, Kurds… Sure there was some gambling and hustling going on, but nothing was pushed on you if you didn’t ask for it.
            Of course nowadays they’ve shut about 90% of those bars down and we got posh hipster smoke-free cafés with free wifi where they serve 50 different types of coffee and snobbish pop-up wine-tasting stands instead. You get some who may see this as an improvement, but a lot of the community spirit is lost.
            And this is semi-rural Belgium I’m talking about, so I can only imagine how the modern-day government is abusing the historical character of megalopolitan places like NYC.

          • more beer

            Damn it’s freaking horrible that this is happening everywhere. We are losing DIY venues here, to gentrification along with other things pertaining to the arts. I am all for progress, but some things need to be left alone. .

          • Óðinn

            Republican in name only.

          • more beer

            What’s Republican?

          • Óðinn

            “RINO” usually means Republican in name only. It’s used to mock a Republicans who aren’t sufficiently right wing by other Republicans.

          • more beer

            Reread that, it has nothing to do with party affiliation in this case. It is real estate douche bags trying to change the name of a well established neighborhood called Five Points to RiNo short for River North. Because they feel there is a stigma attached to Five Points because it has traditionally been a black neighborhood that had high crime rate for a long time. What it really is, is a money grab trying to get the hipsters to think they are moving into some trendy neighborhood.

          • Óðinn
          • more beer

            Yep, but with 2 Crip sets.

      • Eliza

        This idea needs to be made into a concept album.

    • more beer

      That name for fucks sake!

    • Count_Breznak

      He went missing because he got cuckholded by Satan and became a priest with a lust for morbidly obese nuns.

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    OT:

    I got home last night reasonably hammered but I didn’t feel like sleeping. I know it’s a bit early for Halloween, but I decided to dust off my horror movie collection. About time I gave my favorite horror movies a play again: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, Suspiria, The Shining, The Evil Dead, The Thing, Fulci’s The Beyond, Night of the Living Dead, Maniac, Psycho, The Exorcist, Halloween, Don’t Look Now, Hellraiser, Fire Walk With Me…
    (Only the OG versions of these movies of course, not the crappy remakes)

    Started with Suspiria yesterday. Still an indisputable masterpiece.
    “HEEEEeeeeLLLlll IS BEHIND THAT DOOOoooRRRR! YOU’RE GONNA MEET DEAD NOOoooWWW! THE LiiIIIVVVIIIiiiNNGGG DEAD!”

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cd/SuspiriaItaly.jpg/220px-SuspiriaItaly.jpg

    • more beer

      The guy who lives in this house decided to get an early start on Halloween, for his efforts a bunch of his neighbors called the cops to report a dead body. So as far as I can tel he did a great. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eb29795933078a11938c25e4ea0241e8090df184fe93f6f928faa0bfd07aa124.jpg

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        LMAO yeah that’s bordering on brilliance.

        • more beer

          Yea the cops even told him he did a great job and posted for people to stop calling them about it on their facebook page.

    • KJM, Blood Farmer

      Ever see this one? Dopethrone sample this one on their song ‘reverb deep’
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROIuAidbo6g

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        Never seen that one; is it actually good?

        • KJM, Blood Farmer

          Yeah, it’s awesome. It’s not Suspiria or Exorcist grade, but it’s spooky and quite psychedelic in its way.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Sounds good enough to me.
            Recently watched that new TCM origin movie “Leatherface”. Nasty flick, but as a film it’s shite. The people who found it a good idea to give the Texas Chainsaw lore an origin need to get their ass whooped. The original was effective because of the whole mystery behind it all.

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY
    • Eliza

      You always mention I hadn’t heard of in these sunday jams lists and I very much appreciate that.

    • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

      Akercocke>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Eliza

    I find the whole fuss about this one album cover kind of meaningless, but I have to admit that these edits are really funny.

  • Howard Dean

    So who else is actually fired up about this album cover besides Toilet people and douchebag Neill from Krieg? Outside the Toilet and douchebag Neill’s Decibel article, I haven’t heard a peep about this guy or his album cover.

    Seems like lots and lots of smoke/alarms/ladder trucks/Dalmatians/oxygen tanks/sexy firefighter calendars/commemorative FDNY 9/11 memorabilia, but very little actual fire.

    • Dubby Fresh

      I told Joe this, but Neill’s articles always read like one dude just trying to far louder than everyone else.

      • Howard Dean

        Neill is definitely the guy that just keeps raising his voice when trying to make a point during a conversation.

    • Dubby Fresh

      Also, I just took a gander on r/blackmetal out of curiosity, and it appears folks are pretty angry there.

      • Óðinn

        I don’t get it. Is the album good? Or is it just another case of blue collar and rural Black Metal fans thinking this guy isn’t ignorant enough?

        • Dubby Fresh

          Album’s not bad. Most folks just sort of seem amused by the cover.

          • Óðinn

            I see. Thanks for the context, W.

            Hope you’re well and your new zip code is working out for you.

          • more beer

            Corpse paint is serious business!

          • Lacertilian

            The photoshops are less about mocking him and more about mocking the typical ultra-serious black metal edgelords who get mad at an album cover.

          • Óðinn

            I see. Thank-you. That actually makes more sense.

      • Howard Dean

        Yeah, I just wasn’t sure where this actual outrage was happening. Viewing it completely from the sidelines, it seemed like the ratio of responses to the outrage to actual outrage itself was like 3:1, so I started to wonder who was actually mad (apart from ol’ Neill) and whether or not this was a self-perpetuating phenomenon.

    • facebook people. by staying out of the muck, you are missing out on a little bit of good but a lot of bad.

  • Óðinn
  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Bought these two CDs for 8 bucks a piece. One is a Japanese pressing and the other is a Gold CD from Audio Fidelity. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d0e874b741773b07edd5689c421cdba39459dcc95998c407949461c8b28ee686.jpg

  • Rolderathis

    Drought and Terra Damnata shops are so good.

  • NDG

    These are great.

  • Hans

    Ha, wasn’t expecting Thantifaxath. Nice.