Sunday Sesh: Lurkers’ Open Day.

Fresh year, fresh start. To kick off 2016 I thought it would be cool to dedicate a post to the lurkers here. In 2015 we had a fair few new voices giving input into the community discussion, but it is still apparent that there are hordes of you who lurk in the shadows. This is an open swim for you to drop in and say hello!

There are a bunch of us bowl dwellers who disqus the content on here daily, whether it be on the blog or in the FB group, over topics including music, film, art, fitness, cooking, beer, dogs, the quality of Home Alone gifs, the damn weather and pretty much everything associated with metal. There are also some who choose to ignore the sacred pact and post fucking anime, for whom, the locker of shame awaits.

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I’m almost certain that the vast majority of you will have relevant and well thought-out contributions to make to the site over the coming year of content; you also most likely have/could create a disqus handle that doesn’t seem to be comprised of ‘swear words’ for 7-year olds. So today would be a great time for those who’ve always considered posting a comment (but have lacked the right moment), so jump in, swim up to the bar and get yourself a tasty beverage.


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Published on: January 10, 2016

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  • Sir Tapir The Based

    Home Alone <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

    • Proud to say I have never seen it.

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        I did when i was a kid, for sure. I just think its funny how lil McCauley turned out later in life

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          One scary mofo.

        • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

          Which part? The extreme heroin addiction or his Velvet Underground cover band about pizzas? I dunno which is worse.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Pizza Underground is good though. Still better than most Velvet Underground stuff.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            I had to look this up. This is one of the dumbest things ive seen recently

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair
          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            The Velvet Underground is not good. They have on good album and that is Loaded.

          • RJA

            Out of all your insane opinions I find this one to be top 3 easily.

            Edit: and if you’re trolling, it is absolutely top notch trolling.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’m serious though.

          • RJA

            I figured you were man! never change JJD!

      • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

        Saw it in theaters, but give me a break, I was a kid. I soon moved on to better theater experiences, like seeing Cabin Boy and Universal Soldier in theaters.

        • (triple Picard facepalm)

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Why the facepalm? Cabin Boy was a classic, featuring one of Hollywood’s finest actors/sex symbols (Chris Elliot)!

          • more beer

            Let me fix this for you. Chris Elliot has one of the most punchable faces in Hollywood.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            He had some good stuff back in the day. There’s Something About Mary, Cabin Boy and Get A Life are classics. Past that, haven’t heard anything about him. Certainly not punchable! Most Punchable Face In Hollywood easily goes to either Shia LeDouche or George Lucas.

          • more beer

            What you consider good and good are two totally different things. Nothing this guy has done is classic. Unless by classic you mean stupid and annoying. Absolutely punchable and throw in some kicks with steel toes just for good measure.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            As I said before, I have two categories of movies I like: serious ones (mostly foreign dramas. Black, Pan’s Labyrinth, Knowing, Lea, Captain Abu Rhaed, Tutsi. Osama, Amores Perros, etc.) and absurd, over the top juvenile comedy. And Cabin Boy is classic in the latter one to me!

          • more beer

            Except there was nothing eve remotely funny about Cabin Boy.

          • Zeke

            The scene with Letterman was funny. The rest is awful… but so awful that it’s kind of funny too

          • more beer

            I am going stand behind my not funny comment and say just awful.

          • Yep.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            The only funny thing Letterman’s EVER done. Always liked Leno and Ferguson better, tbh. Especially Craig Ferguson, who I’ve seen live a little while back.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Funny to me, but then again I was what, 11, when I saw it?

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            You know what is funny, though? This guy. (and the end part ended up worse than I originally thought it would).

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pt95JqXmxY

          • more beer

            Thinning the herd..

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            I doubt they died. The guy who stuck it in there probably looks like chewed up meatloaf after that explosion, though.

          • more beer

            Depends how well grounded that dude was. Just watching that you know even if he didn’t die. Death can’t be to far off, in his future.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            He’s yet another reason why 1000 Ways To Die needs to come back!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            KJM plz! Universal Soldier was good!

          • (Sisko head shake gif)

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Sisko the Thong Song guy? Never knew you were a fan of his.

          • (All the facepalms)

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Hey, if that’s your thing, I’m not one to judge! I can’t judge, I like Modern Talking, which is…………. ok, that’s nowhere near as bad as Thong Song.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp2qcCrdBLA

          • (bangs head against wall)

            Forget I said anything.

            (walks away muttering about uncultured weebs)

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Weebs are obsessed with another culture, so the uncultured part goes right out the window. Checkmate!

            http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn164/hoopster3877/biggest%20boom_zpsq6u8iwfc.gif

          • NOPE.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Is he being serious right now?

          • I can’t tell…

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            You got my “not to 50!” reference?!

          • Nope, I honestly can’t tell…

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross
          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            I’m always serious. Never a silly moment with me.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Well then…

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            And then some.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Sister head shake?

    • Capra Hircus Hubertus

      It really is garbage.

    • Lacertilian
  • Hellooooo…

  • Come out and play. I promise I won’t do anything “funny” to you. ^_^

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Watch out, his tongue wiggle waggles into strange places!

  • tigeraid

    But really, what if we post Avatar Korra stuff? IT’S NOT ANIME.

  • Sir Tapir The Based

    • Awesome.

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      This reference. I gets it. Joke is funny.

    • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

      Yep, new Bowie! Fingers crossed for one last tour.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I wish he would tour again.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        I’m psure no tour.

        • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

          Yeah, sadly. One can hope though! He might do a couple of one off shows, but we’ll see.

        • Would be great, but I’ve seen him twice and I don’t think he wants to do it again.

      • Maik Beninton™

        Last time I heard he seemed to be suffering from stage phobia.

        • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

          Haven’t heard about that one, but it’d be odd, considering how long he’s been doing shows. It’s probably old age more than anything.

          • Maik Beninton™

            I heard that a few years ago.

  • Stanley

    Hello.

  • Maik Beninton™
    • Sir Tapir The Based

      NO

    • tertius_decimus

      Adele who?

  • Warheart

    I’m lurking around since the very beginning, I just don’t have the time or the mood to engage in the epic discussions you guys love so much.

    By the way, the anime rule is old, but why the fuck? WHY??

    Whatever, I just finished my weekly episode of Tekketsu no orphans, and that show it’s just getting better and better.

    • Maik Beninton™

      I started reading Onepunch-Man, best new manga out there for sure.

      • Warheart

        I have heard a lot of good recommendations about OPM, I’ll give it a try for sure.

        • Maik Beninton™

          It’s hilarious, it’s full of villains that give a long speech on how much they are strong and gonna destroy everything and whatever, just to get killed right after.

    • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

      Welcome! The anime rule isn’t so much as rule as a no no, really. Never quite got why, either.

      • Warheart

        People here seems to be very serious about it, but I don’t remember how it started.

        • Maik Beninton™

          I do, one time Papa Joe brought the idea, and everyone went on with it.

        • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

          Never noticed it really being serious, but then again 75% of all opinions on the net and in real life tend to fly over my head.

          Now, the ban on a certain Mexican fast food restaurant and a certain band (let’s call them InfantMetal), those are real.

        • EsusMoose

          A few people dislike anime and during a thread with tons of anime posts the idea popped out so people ran with it, half joking and half serious. I find it kinda funny on both the anti and pro anime side. Also welcome!

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Rule 1: NO ANIME
      Rule 2: Don’t question Rule 1

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple
  • EsusMoose

    Join us! The worst that can happen is that we say you ride a hoveround, probably.

  • EsusMoose

    Also unrelated, go Vikes and go Packers! Seahawk fans can go back to being who-ever-wins-the-nfc fans till they see who wins the superbowl then they’re fans of them.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I have a bit of a dilemma. So on this one dating site I matched with someone. They want to hook up and they’re trans. I’m torn on what to do.

    • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

      You’re either into it or not, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Just don’t be a douche about it, y’know?

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I’m torn. I have no problem with the idea. The problem is they’re a bit of a distance from me.

        • EsusMoose

          Either way it’s fine, if you’re willing to make the distance or you feel it’s too far, just state that as your reason for not doing it if you’re not comfortable with distant relationships and as said by a wise sweaty nipple don’t be a douche about it.

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Post-op or pre-op?

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I don’t know.

        • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

          Might wanna ask on that before you get any surprises!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEb7koZafr4

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            They’re pre op.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            If that’s your thing, go for it.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            They still have a penis. Is it gay if they still have a penis?

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Why do you care if it’s gay?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I don’t know. It just worries me.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            It doesn’t really matter if it’s gay.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            That’s good advice.

          • EAT THE SAUSAGE.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Slurp that noodle!

          • more beer

            It does if he’s not gay.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm yeah! You’re packing sausage and dice, they’re packing a ding dong, so yeah.

            https://media.giphy.com/media/K94nlJXBXaumQ/giphy.gif

            https://media.giphy.com/media/KqVOPYhMKTqhi/giphy.gif

          • Pretty much, yeah. Bi at least.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            I’m bi, and even I’d find it weird and complicated. Now, if she/he were a hermaphrodite, it’d be an all you can fuck buffet at my place! *oils up, grabs a fist full of tube socks, hits the top bunk and starts searching local dating sites*

          • more beer

            Yes.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Thank god I asked. They’re pre op and they still have a penis.

    • Say thanks but no thanks, unless you’re into that. ^_^

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I have no problem with the idea. Problem is she’s 17 but that’s the age of consent in NY.

    • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

      Go for it! As long as she’s not still packing a hose, you should be fine.
      Never given any thought on whether I’d date a trans. I’ve had transsexual friends and still find it a rather odd idea. I wasn’t about to just toss them aside, but did explain to them that it’s kind of odd talking to a completely new person. Literally.

    • IronLawnmower

      I fucked a tranny in a public toilet. Go for it lad.

  • Sight Vnseen

    Prime Lurker with the most upvoted comment on this site.

    You guys are awsome.

    • EsusMoose

      Welcome!

      • Sight Vnseen

        Been here the whole time. Check the thank you post on the first week.

        Poof!

        • EsusMoose

          I thought I may have seen you before, ah probably on the weird al review. So many names and ones that have changed, I forget some

        • Yep. I remember you. You like The Wounded Kings.

    • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

      Welcome to the Toilet!

    • Vladimir Poutine

      Greetings and salutations to you! May thine enemies be flushed.

    • Capra Hircus Hubertus

      I got 50 upvotes one time.

      I still cherish that day.

      • Stuntman Boss the Ross

        NOT TO 50!

    • tigeraid

      Well you have a cat in your avatar, so…. automatic updoot.

  • Defenestrator

    I have been lurking since 2014, and I submitted a riff yesterday without any prior activity, so this thread was probably made for me. Maybe I will start contributing more. Um… I like Finnish black metal

    • Stuntman Boss the Ross

      Welcome to the shiny porcelain realm we call home. Can’t wait to hear your riff.

    • Hello, pleased to meet you!

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      Already trying to get on the Tapirs good side.

      • Maik Beninton™

        Liking Finnish black metal doesn’t help very much.

    • Beargod will be pleased.

      • EsusMoose

        Welcome to Defenestrator! And we all know funland doesn’t exist

        • Salvador Dalí Lama

          Newfunland is in Canadia

    • Maik Beninton™
    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Liking Finnish black metal, that’s a good

      • Maik Beninton™

        Hm, I guess I was wrong.

    • 365ChaosRiddenDays

      Black Metal from Finland, welcome to the Toilet Ov Hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FbI4zsLb6A

      • HAIL

        • 365ChaosRiddenDays

          Hail Tyree, hail this flawless album, one of the best in his discography.

          • I have this on vinyl! Love it, although Carelian Satanist Madness is my favorite followed by this one and Strength & Honour.

          • 365ChaosRiddenDays

            Great albums for me too and “Carelian Satanist” was my first approach to his music, I’ve enjoyed a lot “Fimbulwinter” but basically his Black Metal is very good!

          • Got this in the mail yesterday.

            http://i.imgur.com/P658VZg.jpg

    • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

      Welcome!

      • Defenestrator

        Been jamming their new album the past couple days. Love this band

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      Its cool you throw stuff out of windows

    • Leif Bearikson

      I threatened defenestration upon someone yesterday. You’re in good company.

  • Stuntman Boss the Ross

    As a lurker that joined this past year, I regret nothing, you guys are the best.

    • …and now you won’t shut up! :p

      • Maik Beninton™

        For the best.

        • Stuntman Boss the Ross

          Thanks man.

      • Stuntman Boss the Ross

        Yeah, i know.
        Oh, and CLUTCH

      • EsusMoose

        Shutting up is for nerds!

    • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

      Likewise, and good to have you on board!

  • Lacertilian clearly wishes we would discuss cats less; why else would he omit cats from his list of subjects we cover?

  • Steve Holt!

    Has anyone seen my dad?

  • Matt Damon

    MATT DAMON

    • Steve Holt!

      Dad?

  • DoYouThinkHeSaurus
    • Stuntman Boss the Ross

      I thought it started over after the first clip, but we got two more. Yes.

  • Ess Gee Dee

    I’ve commented once before, but happy to toss my name in again for another hello!

    • Stuntman Boss the Ross

      Hello!

    • Hi there!

    • i’ve established one interest of yours earlier, jajaja; but what are your big favorite metal acts?

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        If he says SYL, he’s one of your army of fake accounts.

        • you mean like that Death account i had a long time ago?

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Yea. You pulled that one off well. You didn’t seem like McNulty at all. You were almost like me.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            That was you?!?!?! Loved that one, especially when God would still come on here and ham it up with you. He pops up every great now and then.

    • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

      Ahoy ahoy!

  • IronLawnmower

    I should probably comment here more because I usually hang around the facebook page

    • Stuntman Boss the Ross

      Do it. I want to talk to an Iron Lawnmower.

      • IronLawnmower

        I don’t have much interesting to say on most things

        • Stuntman Boss the Ross

          Just throw some comments out there. Everything is interesting.

          • Maik Beninton™

            It’s what I do most of the time.

    • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

      Welcome back, long time no see!

      • IronLawnmower

        Yes a welcoming

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    Catchin a buzz with my buddy, blasting vinyl, and playing a round of Shadowrun: Crossfire

    • Stuntman Boss the Ross

      What are you listening to?

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        Tempel, Wolves, Isis + aerogramme, and Fen, so far

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            How is that album?

          • It’s my favorite album of 2014.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Very nice. I will definitely check it out when i can.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            P sexy.

            We are livin the #viclyfe and god some p delish beers, order shit pizza soon

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Now you have to share what beers you’re drinking.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Foothills Brewery Hoppyum IPAs, finished off my Bells White Winter Ales earlier

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            I’ve heard good things about Bells. Haven’t heard of Foothills, but IPA

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Foothills is a brewery from Winston Salem, about 3 hrs away, and isnt really the foothills at all

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Ah.

            I’ll put a picture up after i finally crack something open myself.

          • RJA

            Bell’ s winter white is great – their Christmas Ale was fantastic this year.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Its a bit far away than i usually like to get my beer from but good nonetheless

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Homemade Irish coffee over here. Vanilla extract (35% alcohol), coffee, milk, and a whipped cream topping. No beer money, and I can get all the ingredients on my EBT.

          • oooh, there’s a lil’ Ghost in there!

          • Yep, sure is.

          • JWEG
          • UPVOTED.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED
        • Stuntman Boss the Ross

          Right on.

  • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

    Setting up a trap to lure the other lurkers in. I know a few of my friends (on FB and in real life) roam around here, but not sure how often.

    http://www.dailyfunnies.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baM5UPG.jpg

    • If I were still a lurker I would retire my lurker status solely to harangue you for trying to bate me with fucking Molson of all things . . .

      • more beer

        That is a step way up in the beer world for him.

        • True; Molson is very nearly twice as good as MilBest Ice.

          • more beer

            True but that isn’t saying much.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            This goat piss is better than this horse piss

          • more beer

            Piss is piss.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            I like Blue Moon. About the only Canadian beer I’ve drank in the longest.

          • more beer

            Blue Moon isn’t Canadian.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Beat me to it

          • more beer

            Plus they are owned By Miller Coors.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Yep, that’s the biggest problem it has.

          • more beer

            That is a huge problem. Also it isn’t very good. Which is another huge problem.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            I didn’t want to crush him too bad. But yeah, doesn’t taste like anything.

          • more beer

            All of this talk of beer is making me thirsty. Gonna go grab a Santa Fe Brewing Java Stout out of the fridge. You know how good those are. He is already ruined by his taste buds.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Sipping on a mix of coffe, vanilla extract (35% alcohol), a little milk and some whipped cream topping. Not quite sure if it’s more Kahlua or Irish coffee, but oh well.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            That does sound good though.

          • more beer

            It does sound good but I will stick with my craft beers.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            This.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            It’d be beer over here, but popped until Tuesday or Wednesday, and I could whip this up with my EBT money. Plus goes great with weed, which will be later on.

          • more beer

            I’ve been smoking herb all day. You know what goes great with weed also. Imperial Java Stout. I understand I have been broke plenty of times in my life.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            I might go kinda sorta fancy this coming week. Any recommendations as far as stuff you can easily get at most any grocery?

          • more beer

            They only sell 3.5 beer in supermarkets here. But almost anything that comes in a bottle that isn’t a forty is fancy for you. Let me think about it.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Cool, cool. Kicking back, smoking a bit, listening to some Din Fiv. Life is good.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            My gosh, that is a good beer.
            Now that I’m finally home, i will be consuming a beer as well.

          • more beer

            Fuck yea bro. CHEERS!

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Prosit!

          • more beer

            You should change your name to Stuntdrinker Boss the Ross.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            As I said, drank in the longest. Last one I’ve had was around 2005 at the bar that was by my house. Biggest thing I remember was having to squeeze an orange into it, which is a turnoff for me. Fruit and beer is for amateur drunks.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Oh, so you didn’t like it then? Yeah, it’s a shit beer.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Any beer you have to add fruit do is a failure (looking at you, Corona!). Closest I come is adding tomato juice to my beer. Tomato juice + Milwaukee’s Best Ice = YUM!

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            You had me with your first sentiment. And then i fell off the cliff.

          • more beer

            You too!

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Fell off the cliff thinking “why haven’t I thought about that?!?!”?

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            Nope. Quite the opposite.

            But, hey, i cant dog on you. Do whatever you enjoy. Thats all that matters.

          • more beer

            Oh he will break your balls. So you know what”s good for the goose and shit.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Nah, I agree with his sentiment. More like “I don’t know art, but I know what I like”.

          • more beer

            Exactly.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Yep yep. Trust me, I drank far worse and far harder years back with the high gravity shit. Stack still has a taste that horrifies me, almost literally. It’ll get you fucked up quick and super cheap, but GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

          • more beer

            Do any taste buds live in your mouth?

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            The answer lies in my new user name.

          • more beer

            You should shave that tongue.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Why? Chicks dig a man with a hairy radioactive tongue.

          • more beer

            I will ask the young lady who is on her way to my house in few minutes. If a radioactive hairy tongue is a huge turn on. I’m pretty sure she is going to tell me that is disgusting. Followed up by a, what the fuck is wrong with you?

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            What if she says yes, it’s a turn on, and “omg you know what a woman really wants!”?

          • more beer

            I know here pretty well that will be her final answer.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Jesus

          • more beer

            That is saying much coming from an atheist!

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Jesus would still be alive if he were man enough to drink that.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Doh! I thought it was after all these years.

          • more beer

            Unless Golden Colorado is now part of Canada. Which it wasn’t the last time I drove thru there.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Colorado, Canada, same thing! You say tomato, I say sushi. Nyeah!

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            You might want to choose your words more wisely…

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Sure!

            Neener neener horkin’ blob splupper noink kronkadoinkidoo.

          • Stuntman Boss the Ross

            That’s better.

          • more beer

            No we have better beer. Here is proof at 1:30. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVPDL89FQ1M

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            “Not we have better beer”. So you’re saying you do not have better beer? 😉

          • more beer

            I fixed that.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Only, and ONLY Schlitz is better than Milwaukee’s Best! Well, that, Yuengling and Tyski.

      • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

        Never had it, so wouldn’t know.

      • Stuntman Boss the Ross

        I’m going to guess that it’s just because it’s a beer someone is willing to buy and actually give away for free.

        • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

          Or it was the first halfway funny image I found for ‘beer trap’.

        • more beer

          This all day everyday.

  • On their FB page Dopethrone is saying that a lot more Europe and USA shows are coming!!

    • Stuntman Boss the Ross

      Shit yeah.

  • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Any Procol Harum fans here? I’m listening to their Grand Hotel album and it’s good. Jimmy may like it

    • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

      I need to listen to them. I’ve heard the name a lot of places, just never got around to it.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Robin Trower was a part of the band until 1971.

        • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

          Ooh, nice.

  • Stuntman Boss the Ross

    BEER!
    (rfi)

    • more beer

      That is a good looking stout. How are those?

      • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

        Really good. Not as sweet as Left Hand’s Milk Stout, more chocolate and coffee on the back end. Rich and dark malts all around.

        • more beer

          Nice.

          • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

            Doesn’t sit too heavy either.

            I took a little liberty with your name suggestion, hope you don’t mind.

          • more beer

            That’s fine.

          • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

            Excellent!

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      Mmmmm

      • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

        Is good.

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      Elda is ny cats name

  • SATAN.(RFI)

  • ProfoundHatred

    I post occasionally, but I guess I kinda still lurk anyway, so fuck it. Just deactivated my facebook, so I’ll probably be on here a lot more frequently.

    • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

      Glad to see a little more hatred around these parts, and profound nonetheless.

      • ProfoundHatred

        I do what I can’t to spread a little misanthropy to everyone I meet.

  • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

    MORE BEER!

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      Woop woop

    • more beer

      Those are good. Avery brews some outstanding beers.

      • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

        I enjoy this quite a bit, i need to try more of their beer.

        • more beer

          I really like their Out of Bounds Stout and IPA a lot.

          • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

            I will look for those on my next beer buying trip.

          • more beer

            They are very good you won’t be disappointed.

  • RFI for Tall Man

  • Eliza

    This is the best online community I have ever had the pleasure to visit. Thanks for being great!

  • What the fuck?!! : ( R.I.P.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rajof9Qigos

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      WTF JUST NOTICED THIS ON A NEWS SITE
      NOOOOOOOOOOOO
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1Zcngd3VA

      • And to think, we were just wondering if he was gonna tour.

        • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

          Who knows? He might be planning to fall to Earth and give us a surprise tour.

          • Perhaps he’s just assuming his final form.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Or he’s just cha-cha-cha-changing into his final form so he can go to Oxford Town, since he hasn’t been there.

      • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

        I just saw it browsing through TMZ and thinking “ok, I’m not reading this right……”. Damnit!

  • The_Dude

    I guess that makes me a lurker. I mostly stay out but I love this sites and the FB groups content , find a new band almost everyday. You guys rock m/

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      You seem like someone McNulty would love.

    • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

      El Duderino! I’m not in to the whole brevity thing.

      • The_Dude

        You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me.

        • The_Dude

          This is an amazing community though. I definitely need to comment more, maybe I should make it a new years resolution?

        • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

          Dude, duuude, you’re being very undude.

          • The_Dude

            Well that’s just like you’re opinion, man.

          • Boss the Stoutdrinker Ross

            You got a date Wednesday, baby!

    • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair
  • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

    WTF did I just wake up to?!?!?!? David fucking Bowie is dead?!?!?

    RIP, Nathan Addler/Gene Genie/Ziggy Stardust. And FUCK YOU CANCER!

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      At least he gave us a great farewell gift

      • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

        Indeed he did. Strange that him and Lemmy died back to back and right after their birthdays. Odd.

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          It’s clear Bowie knew that he would die very very soon. Shows in the music videos and lyrics.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Yeah. Seems like he was hellbent to get that one last CD out, then go peacefully into the night.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Imo Blackstar is his best album since Low, if not even better than Low.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            I’ll give it a look see later. DLing some stuff right now, and yet to have my morning coffee, cigarette and pizza puffs.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Lol, dunno if you saw this one a few comments below…………..

          • Probably planned it this way.

          • more beer

            That is what it looks like. His manger said he knew it was coming for a year. Very said day for music again.

          • XXXX Atomic Tongue Hair

            Note to the year 2016: First Lemmy, then Natalie Cole, now Bowie? Stop being a dick, 2016, and be a dude!

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    RIP Bowie

  • FUCK CANCER IN ALL IT’S FACEHOLES.

  • (RFI)

  • pïgchop™

    Mr David Bowie.

    BOWIE! That’s right ya buncha’ land lubbers, David Fucking Bowie. He died. He is dead. Gone…but not forgotten?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    I think this one hit me a little harder than Lemmy

    • About the same.

    • I’ll say that this one was a bigger shock.

    • pïgchop™

      I think so, but only because with Lemmy it was more than apparent that the man was getting closer to death. Nothing pointing towards Davis Bowie’s illness.

  • Hotdog Clifford

    I’ve been a proud lurker of the toilet since day 1

  • I’m not a lurker but I don’t read the blog enough 🙁