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We’re running a thrilling new series and this is your chance to get involved. Help us find *dramatic pause* THE WORST METAL SONG OF ALL TIME.

We like metal ’round these parts. Over the last couple of years we’ve published almost 3000 posts about metal and how much we like it. In short, it’s alright in our books. THAT BEING SAID, I don’t believe you can truly love something unless you also kind of hate it. When metal is great, it takes us to an intoxicating high that rivals the finest spirits distilled by man. But you can’t know the greatest joys of metal without being intimately familiar with the bitter chasms that this genre regularly bottoms out in, like a drunkard that slips on a banana peel and falls off a mountain while stumbling home from the pub. Let us gather together and embrace the nadir, rather than averting our eyes from the bloody, stinking mess

In this spirit of wallowing in shit, it is time to announce a brand new Toilet ov Hell competition: THE WORST METAL SONG OF ALL TIME. Over the next couple of weeks we’re going to pit the worst metal songs of all time against each other in head to head combat to determine the most rotten song in a field littered with heinous garbage. Today we need your help in filling out the brackets.

We’ve posed the question on Facebook, in our social club, and now, here. All you need to do is leave the stankiest metal track you can think of in the comments. We’ll populate the bracket with the worst songs and then make them fight it out to determine the shittiest of all.

Good luck, and may the shit be with you.

(Thanks to McNulty for nominating this garbage ass song!)

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  • Rain Poncho W.

    I think cover songs should be on the table. There are some truly heinous metal covers out there.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      That could be a whole new series.

    • Óðinn

      A good portion of which were recorded by Six Feet Under no doubt.

  • Maik Beninton™
  • Joaquin Stick

    Also, please refrain from posting “Anything off ____ album” Give us only ONE song! And only rustle jimmies if you really think it’s a terrible song. I don’t want to have to weed through a slapfight.

    http://imgur.com/ZhEb2N3

    • Joaquin Stick

      (It’s not relevant, but I highly recommend clicking that link. Best gif I’ve ever seen.)

      • Maik Beninton™

        It’s a very good gif

      • Berit Dogg

        I knew it!

  • Dr. K

    Wow, it’s been a very long time since I bothered to listen to a new All That Remains song…that one is real bad.

    • Joaquin Stick

      They were nice enough to release two new songs today, just in time for this competition!

      • I haven’t heard them, but 365 assures me that they are, in fact, ass.

    • NDG

      This is the first time I have heard them. Worse than I imagined.

  • Ryan Levitation

    Morbid Angel-Radikult.

    • Rain Poncho W.

      This comment is 2 Extreme.

      • Ryan Levitation

        Bangin’ hardcore radical. Maniacal, and animal.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      it pains me to say that my beloved MA quite possibly created the worst metal song ever with this one

  • This is up there and you all know it. https://youtu.be/KDzt6yI3Dw8

  • Freedom Jew
    • Óðinn

      Haha! I love the cheesy hand move he does at the and of this video.

  • tigeraid

    I already posted mine on the bookface, but I’ll do it here again because OF COURSE IT’S THIS ONE.

    (This is assuming you accept that Nu-Metal IS actually metal.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw

    • Vault Dweller

      It’s metal enough that I support your submission.

      But bad though it may be, there’s totes worse songs than this!

    • Special Agent Dale Cooper

      I’m sorry, I can’t hate Limp Bizkit anymore. Don’t get me wrong, they do suck, but mostly I find all of Fred Durst’s posturing adorable in is poserness, and his music hilarious in it’s lack of quality.

    • RepostedA7XFan2

      man I do wish I could be Fred Durst for a day. Back in 1999…. it would have been interesting to see what it was like to be a GOD!?

      -Joe Smith, 3 weeks ago

    • Eliza

      I think Rollin is worse.

  • Mosh Hoff
    • Inb4 Boss the Ross “delet this” photoshop.

    • Crocodylus★Pontifex

      I hear something…cicadas? A swarm of locusts? No! It’s Boss the Ross’ rustling jimmies!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      lololol yes

    • What’s wrong with you? You don’t like oiled up men, loin cloths and falsettos?

    • RepostedA7XFan2

      I love this song. Makes me wanna party or lift weights.

      -Mike Midulla, 1 month ago

      • weareblind

        Well written.

    • tigeraid

      You’re dead to me.

    • Berit Dogg

      The call of METAL… can’t resist…please don’t post any more!! God damn it’s hard being an unwilling Manowar fan.

  • Bunch of things going on here. Terrible song, terrible video, terrible haircuts, terrible nu metal posturing which Robb would later blame on everyone but himself, etc.
    https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=V8hJxB1H4zE

  • Joaquin Stick

    This can’t all be nu-metal. What about bands that you like who made a garbage song or two? Here’s mine in that category.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8rC2-zKZU

    • Heliocrat

      This made want to kill myself. How is this band popular I’ll never know.

      • Joaquin Stick

        I like about half the songs on this album even, and I agree with you.

    • Crocodylus★Pontifex

      Disney Channel-ass vocals.

    • Count_Breznak

      Where ? You just posted some Periphery.

  • Mosh Hoff

    I love Arsis but I have no idea what James Malone was thinking when he wrote and came up with the video concept for this abomination.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jYnXBwjG7k

    • RepostedA7XFan2

      y cant there be more guys like this at my school?! >~<

      – Harley Arellano, 3 months ago

    • Spear

      I blame Nick Cordle.

  • Bunch of things going on here. Terrible song, terrible video, terrible haircuts, terrible nu metal posturing which Robb would later blame on everyone but himself, etc.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJzeJiHHQOY

    • Mosh Hoff

      FROSTED TIPPPPPPS

    • Crocodylus★Pontifex

      Does anyone know where I can get one of those chrome shirts from?

    • Crocodylus★Pontifex

      This one is pretty ass too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM2Ure8eNhA

      • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs
      • Waynecro

        Awww, come on. This is a fun little tune that I still play in the gym from time to time. I mean, it is pretty bad, but I still like it.

    • Crocodylus★Pontifex
      • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

        You beat me to it by a minute. Well, I was going to delete my comment, but fuck it, this song is so bad it deserves to be nominated twice

        • Crocodylus★Pontifex

          Agree. Any songs with whistling, “whoa-oh” gang vocals, and clap-stomp needs to be banished from music.

      • Ryan Levitation

        Wow, I hadn’t listen to this yet. Kinda surprised MH regressed back to this, after The Blackening and Locust albums. The last one was decent too, but I guess mallcore Robb isn’t dead after all.

    • Rick C.

      You know what Phil Anselmo would call this…..

    • RepostedA7XFan2

      Nu metal was the greatest genre, and it had the best fashion also.?

      -GoldFist090, 2 weeks ago

      • NefariousDude

        Keep fighting the good fight A7Xfan

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      So fucking terrible.
      I still love Burn My Eyes though.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQXLtI4xflQ

    • Waynecro

      I’ll cop to liking this song and, in fact, this whole album. You’re right about the video, haircuts, and posturing, though.

  • Mosh Hoff
    • RepostedA7XFan2

      this made me laugh so hard I was drooling, tearing up, and (dare I say) jizzing

      -Evan Larson, 3 years ago

  • Special Agent Dale Cooper

    I had to search for this, I’m forever tainted. I don’t care if it ain’t really metal, I hope y’all motherfuckers are are angry bout this. Fuck, it’s Creed, you should be pissed off about this.
    https://youtu.be/99j0zLuNhi8

    • Mosh Hoff

      WIDDAAAAAAAAAHMSWADOHHPEEEAAHHHHNAAH

      • Crocodylus★Pontifex

        WELLCOMMME TOOO THIS PLAAAAACEE I’LL SHOOOW YYAAA EVERUTHANNNG, WIDDDAARMSWIDEOPYUNNN

        • CyberneticOrganism

          AH’LL SHOW YOU LUUUUV, AH’LL SHOW YOU EV’RAYTHAANG

          • GL

            I hope you had to look up those lyrics, son.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            YUNDUUUHRRR DA SUUUUNRAAAAAHIIISSSSSEEEE

    • RepostedA7XFan2

      That guy sounds like an anus haha.

      -sillywilly1234, 7 months ago, in reply to +NASTY138

  • Rick C.
    • Crocodylus★Pontifex

      In the days I did listen to Trivium, this was this “eck, skip” song.

  • Doc Torluv

    Not only is the song terrible, the video is begging for a breakdown.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P08oV8SS8xA

    • I think Jon Mikl Thor might have some kind of diplomatic immunity around here now

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Thank you Joe.

  • Óðinn
    • RepostedA7XFan2

      My 46 year old mom loves Black Veil Brides, and my Uncle.

      -Jimmy Pastoe, 4 months ago

  • Crocodylus★Pontifex
  • Howard Dean

    This is pretty fucking stupid and terrible:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9V2bpT1cI

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Can you please take this down? That’s my boss in that video. If she sees it posted here I could get fired.

      • Howard Dean

        Hahahahahahaha.

        Nearly choked on my fucking coffee. Janitor Jim’s psychotic episode from this morning will stay with me forever.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          I still have no idea what he was looking at. But to be fair I’d freak out too if someone posted a pic of my boss in here.

          • Sid Vicious Promos

            I must have been seeing things. I thought I saw a photo of one of my managers but I guess I wasnt.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Eh, we’ve all been there.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          What did I miss?

          • Óðinn

            Yeah. WTF was that about? He thought Howard Dean was his ladyboss or something?

          • Howard Dean

            It was on yesterday’s Tech Death Thursday post. Janitor Jim thought I had stolen a picture of his female boss and made it my disqus profile picture, and he was freaking out. We all spent like 15 minutes nursing him through his psychotic break, trying to explain to him that I had a picture of the American politician Howard Dean as my profile pic (not a picture of his female boss). It was insane.

          • Óðinn

            So I’m guessing he thought your real name was Howard Dean?

          • Howard Dean

            Hahaha, I don’t know. I think he just lost his shit for a few minutes and had a psychotic episode.

    • Berit Dogg

      This is indeed unbelievably silly. What is it?

      • Howard Dean

        Literally have no idea. It’s just straight craziness. Some insane French dude, I guess.

    • Eliza

      This has to be parody.

  • Mosh Hoff

    I had no idea Steel Panther had given up writing awesome riffs and (somewhat) clever lyrics.

    This is just… huh.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xss9gL4_ZI

    • Rain Poncho W.

      “clever” hard lol

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Terrible music, terrible riffs, terrible “don’t hurt me mommy” ranting at 3:27. You’ll still hear this runny turd 10 times a day on modern rock radio. Just terrible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78yVFeyvRo

    • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

      Don’t forget the “UH AH AH AH AH!”

    • RepostedA7XFan2

      I would like to see A7X with Disturbed all in one show and then I would totally be ready to die and they could set my coffin on fire and I would be not only buried in my coffin but also cremated in my hole 6 feet down and then I would pay tribute to the lord lucifer and my family would totally like shoot dope all day at my funeral and spit on my grave and sacrifice a lamb once a year on the anniversary of my death. HELL YEAH!!!

      – eufufirjr, 4 months ago

      • CyberneticOrganism

        RIP Eufufirjr

    • Rick C.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPsFVTPm1qc Before they butchered Simon and Garfunkle they went after Tears for Fears.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Ewwwww

  • Howard Dean

    Here’s another garbage pile of distilled shit:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

    • Sid Vicious Promos

      Agreed. I hate Jackyl.

    • RepostedA7XFan2

      dude… bro… you are totally wrong! i love listening to this album while im doing my hair, or shopping for new jeans, and some times when im working on my truck but its kinda hard to rock out under my truck… wait no it’s not its 12 feet off the ground.

      -Anonymous, (May 3, 2006)

  • Black Smallbeard
    • Crocodylus★Pontifex

      Buttmetal

    • Howard Dean

      “Contractor Wrath”? Is this a song about a pissed off sheetrocker or something?

      • Black Smallbeard

        I’d be pretty mad if I was having to put up sheetrock too

        • Howard Dean

          Yeah, that shit gets old.

  • Rick C.
    • KyleJMcBride

      Great song.

  • Rick C.
  • Rick C.
  • GL
    • RepostedA7XFan2

      Its just like dont talk shit about me if you dont even kno me. Walk away and take a look at yourself before your judge me. Its called RESPECT!. GRRr. I feel like beating the shit outta someone right now. HAHA
      -music=stressfree, 09-20-2008

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Walk on home boy.

    • KyleJMcBride

      The 2 times I’ve seen Anselmo live he was such a whiny douche.

  • Óðinn
    • CyberneticOrganism

      Not metal, no count

  • Crocodylus★Pontifex

    I’m not one of these anti-Pantera dudes, but I’ve felt this song is the embodiment of the jock-ification and meat-brained idiocy that metal slipped into for a while and has never fully recovered from. Hearing it played at every hockey event just embiggens the cromulence of my point. “Bodies” by Drowning Pool was a close second, as it is the “All Star” of metal music.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk

    • Berit Dogg
    • Black Smallbeard

      BOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OUT

      • Crocodylus★Pontifex

        Don’t you mean “Walk on home, boy”?

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Walk on home boy

    • KyleJMcBride

      Agree 100%, total jock Metal.

  • Rick C.
    • Joaquin Stick

      I was about to say “already posted” but then I saw it was you who posted it, so now I am confused. Is there one version with Ice-T and one without?

      • Rick C.

        WTF it told me the post failed.

  • Rick C.
    • GL

      HEY MISTER, MY PLAYING ON THIS TRACK WITH EPIC AF. TAKE IT BACK.

    • Howard Dean

      It may not be acceptable to say this anymore, but Hear n’Aid is seriously some of the gayest shit ever.

      • GL

        Do you even listen to metal?

      • KyleJMcBride

        Great musicians making bad music.

    • I think you’ve made a mistake. This is clearly meant for the GREATEST metal song of all time bracket

    • GL

      Two thing about this track:

      1) Geoff Tate has some banging vocals, here. Top notch.
      2) If you listen closely Rob H is signing a whole octave higher than the rest on the last main chorus. Dude can belt it!

      • Sid Vicious Promos

        Agreed. I love Geoffs vocals on this song.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      This song rules

  • Rick C.
  • Óðinn
    • Sid Vicious Promos

      Body Count is so good though!

      • Óðinn

        No. No, it isn’t, JJD.

        • Sid Vicious Promos

          Dont tell Boss that. He loves Body Count

          • Óðinn

            I’ll try to keep it s secret.

    • KyleJMcBride

      No way. This song rocks.

      • Óðinn

        Not my cup of tea, but I respect your opinion.

  • Rick C.
  • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

    Every single Motley Crue song could be the worst metal song ever, but I find this one particularly excrutiating

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ

    • Black Smallbeard

      love this song

    • Howard Dean

      SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

      Dude, the Crue’s early stuff is fucking awesome. Everything up to Dr. Feelgood is hair metal gold.

      • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

        I can’t fucking stand hair metal (except for Twisted Sister who I think are okay, and Vixen, because they are actual chicks and not guys dressed like chicks). I’m aware Poison is way worse than Crue, but they are too easy of a target. What’s the point of doing a “Worst Ever” list if you are not going to rustle a couple jimmies?

        • Óðinn

          Hair Metal sucks.

        • Howard Dean

          Well kickstart my heart!

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          The point of doing a worst ever is to post the worst ever, no matter how obvious

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        You’re of good stock Howard Dean but may I ask that you include Primal Scream off Decade Of Decadence and the self titled album with Corabi on vocals please?

      • KyleJMcBride

        Nah, 1st album and Shout At The Devil. Once they started getting slick with their production and dressing like Madonna, it was over.

        • Howard Dean

          The earliest stuff is best, but I’m still a sucker for Dr. Feelgood.

    • Óðinn

      Agreed. Terrible.

    • Fuck that, Crue rules!

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Fuck you and the 12 people who agree with you 😉

      • Óðinn

        Meh. It’s Hair Metal by dudes in tight pink pants and lace. I’d be surprised if somebody didn’t post this.

      • ME GORAK™✓ᶜᵃᵛᵉᵐᵃⁿ

        ME LIKE EARLY CRUE & BANGING MILFS!!!!!!!!

  • Rick C.
  • Brock Samson
    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      No

  • Brock Samson
    • GL

      /NasalMetal

  • Brock Samson
  • Rick C.
  • Count_Breznak

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA7x6DzMcmU
    Not only the worst in this dimension, but in all of em.
    It starts out completely generic (including “band-playing-in-a-warehouse” video), and then gets absolutely disgusting.

  • Rick C.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBfTk6Unddk Decent enough band, except for the fucking drummer having to yell stupid shit to ruin the songs.

  • Rick C.
  • Rick C.
    • GL

      Your knowledge of terrible songs is quite large, friend.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse
  • Rick C.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42iQZXs23ng IMO the worst of this heap.

  • Rick C.
  • Rain Poncho W.

    To keep this thing from just being nu metal’s greatest hits, here’s a different take. The rest of this album rules, so the fact that the record ends with this stinker is even more offensive.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC0oYNno32s

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      brutal dubbz.

  • atchdav
    • Joaquin Stick

      We already have 19 limp songs.

      • Rick C.

        Only 19?

  • sweetooth0

    Anything by Baby Metal.

    • GL

      /contestover

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Anime is banned.

    • Waynecro

      I do not agree with this.

    • Rick C.

      BRB going to find some Butcher Babies.

    • sweetooth0

      I’m watching this without sound and it’s high up there with most awkward things i have ever witnessed in my life.

      • After much thinking I have come up with this : The girl might have lost in the sword battle, and as a result she had to go topless in the beginning of the video

    • GL

      First she is topless, then she has a sword, then a guitar, then a bow! !!???

      Some many mixed feelings rn . . .

    • Óðinn

      Hmm. It’s not entirely without appeal. I can’t quite put a finger on it, but there is something I like about it. But yeah, the song is terrible.

      • Chris McAlevy

        It’s got that lilting, hypnotic obsequiae thing. Except terrible.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Shoulda covered her face instead of her boobs

      • Yep, that would ensure her jannah (heaven)

      • Count_Breznak

        In that still her face looks like that Venetian Snares guy.

  • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs
  • Rick C.
  • RustyShackleford
    • Eliza

      Doesn’t count, since it’s definitely not metal, but I agree.

      • Berit Dogg

        It’s Embarrassing Suicidal Hair Metal.

    • Waynecro

      I hate the title of that song as much as I hate the song itself.

  • Dr. K
  • Rick C.
  • THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING INVITATION!!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc

    • Chris McAlevy

      I remember when this song came out, all of my friends were convinced that they were making some kind of artistic statement about shitty radio metal by making a shitty radio metal song, and it was “this is a motherfucking imitation”, as in they were making fun of bands that make imitation metal.

      We were young and optimistic.

  • Rick C.
  • Dr. K
  • Rick C.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqIUn8EwfgU Randomly remembered this pos.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      *slams Bud Light*

  • Rick C.
  • Rick C.
  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY
  • Rick C.
    • ME GORAK™✓ᶜᵃᵛᵉᵐᵃⁿ

      DOWNVOTE

      • Rick C.

        SYL are great, but this song (and Bif Naked) are terrible.

  • Rick C.
  • Rick C.
  • Elegant Gazing Globe
  • Elegant Gazing Globe
  • Óðinn
    • CyberneticOrganism

      NOOOOOOO

  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn
    • Special Agent Dale Cooper

      ‘Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work? And I don’t want to talk to a scientist, y’all motherfuckers lyin’, gettin’ me pissed’
      A true sage of our times.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm
    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      The hottest of takes

  • Óðinn
  • Primordial Chaos
  • Óðinn

    Yeah, well you are nothing.

    https://youtu.be/v2cRj9Z96PQ

  • Yall are just posting a ton of popular stuff you don’t like. Let’s get down to the real bad stuff

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY

    • Joaquin Stick

      I was all excited because I agree with your sentiment, but I already had this from the FB group 🙁

  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn
    • Rain Poncho W.

      This song rules, though. You must just be scared of the killah B’s

      • Óðinn

        Well, I’m basing it partially on lyrical content, musical style, and (yes) their silly outfits. But I respect your opinion, and I concede that their are quite possibly worse songs out there.

  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn
  • Ted Nü-Djent ™
    • KyleJMcBride

      Ya, ve vant to fight you now!

    • Óðinn

      Hahaha! So bad.

    • Chris McAlevy

      The giant dude in sweatpants is without a doubt the best part.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        That dude rules ?

        • KyleJMcBride

          It’s German Brock Lesnar!

    • Berit Dogg

      Booooooo! That’s totally worthless. Congratulations.

  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn
    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      GTFO

      • Óðinn

        Sorry, Ted. Had to post it. It’s cheesy Hair Metal, and a legitimate contender.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Gunners were never a hair metal band, despite Axl’s make up in this video.

          • Óðinn

            Video says different, Ted.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Read: despite Axls makeup in this video. Musically Apetite For Destruction was nothing like the glam metal of the time

          • Óðinn

            It’s relative I guess. But it was still pretty glam. It wasn’t Thrash, Death, or Power Metal. The genre it was rooted in was Glam.

  • Lacertilian
  • Counterpoint: that song isn’t even metal.

  • Old Man Doom

    Goddamn, could you even imagine being in a band with Labonte? He’d be nagging you constantly to read his garbage Breitbart articles that prove that liberals are all Satanists or how Libertarian ethos is going to save the country or some bullshit. “No, dude, listen: you have to read this. You don’t understand.”

    • KyleJMcBride

      Either his bandmates are all like him or they immediately disperse once work is done for the day.

  • Óðinn
    • Lacertilian

      This has already been posted twice Odinn.

      • Óðinn

        I knew that, and posted it anyway. That’s how bad this song is.

        • Lacertilian

          This thread is already hard enough to navigate without superfluous shitposting.

          • Óðinn

            Fair enough, my friend. My apologies.

          • KyleJMcBride

            I got 16GB expandable to 32. I’m good.

  • Óðinn
    • KyleJMcBride

      Horrible.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Gross

  • Óðinn
  • ME GORAK™✓ᶜᵃᵛᵉᵐᵃⁿ

    GORAK LATE & UP AGAINST SOME REAL DINOSHIT, BUTT WOT IS STINKIER PILE O’ DINOSHIT THAN:
    https://youtu.be/B1PX93CzHds

    • Óðinn

      Hed pee. Good call, GORAK.

      • ME GORAK™✓ᶜᵃᵛᵉᵐᵃⁿ

        DID U GET KISS PRIZE YET, THAT SHOULD GIVE U SOME AMMO!!!!

        • Óðinn

          Did I win something?

          • ME GORAK™✓ᶜᵃᵛᵉᵐᵃⁿ

            MS PHOTO CAPTION!!!!!! ME THINK PRIZE WUZ KISS BOX SET OR SOMETHING!!!!!!

          • Óðinn

            Haha! I didn’t even know. They wouldn’t be able to contact me anyway. If they emailed me, it would just bounce back at them.

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  • Óðinn
    • NDG

      GTFO! I thought this was great when I heard it as a 10 yr old!

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  • Guacamole Jim
    • Special Agent Dale Cooper

      What even the fuck is this. Did some buttrock band get into my Mastodon?

      • CyberneticOrganism

        That sweet FM rock radio money is too tempting

    • KyleJMcBride

      So far they’re 1 for 2 on new material. This song is whack.