Somebody Better Have Somebody’s Money

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Everyone’s favorite nu metal punching bag Korn made some news recently by remixing the Rihanna song “Bitch Better Have My Money”. The results are better than you’d expect. Rest assured it’s not a dumbstep song.

Korn hasn’t done anything notable in over a decade now. The idea of them remixing a pop song was intriguing to me so I clicked and expected to have two and half minutes of my time to be flushed into the void. For the remix of the song, they took Rihanna’s vocal track and supplied their own music for it. The result is that it’s surprisingly catchy. Oddly, it works. They didn’t do anything special, but what they did do is follow along with the vocal lines with a bouncy stop and go riff over the verses and what sounds like your prototypical Korn riff for the chorus. The riff over the chorus works well, and the drums switch the beat up to half-time to further enhance it. Having heard the remix before the original has me favoring it because I was expecting to hear a beat that goes bump in da club, yet the music for the original is kind of laid back. Below is the remix, you can listen to the original here if you want to compare and contrast. Miss Piggy has apparently gotten in on the action as well.

Also check out this version featuring the “Bitch Better Have My Money” video. It’s NSFW but definitely worth a watch because staring at Rihanna’s Sesame Street eyebrows in the vid above is bound to wear on you. Slip your IT guy a twenty and tell that person you have important things that you need to see on the internet and that you’d really appreciate it if they could look the other way on this one. I’m no video breakdown expert but I would like to give you a brief rundown of this if you haven’t seen it:

2:30 – Rihannabuttz

Korn have done other cover songs but the results are mixed. On a 2013 tour stop in Brazil they decided to endear themselves to the locals by doing a cover of Sepultura’s “Roots Bloody Roots”. It’s a little funny because Roots is basically Sepultura playing an album inspired by Korn’s self-titled debut. They even got Ross Robinson to produce it to make sure they were mimicking Korn correctly. The video below documents the band learning the song and the live performance that followed. Korn does a good job of covering the song musically as their signature rhythm section lets you know who’s performing. I have no idea why Jonathan Davis is doing half-assed death metal vocals over this, and his absence in the Rihanna cover speaks volumes as to why it’s more enjoyable. In the build up to the live performance, Andreas Kisser is teaching James “Munky” Shaffer how to play the main riffs of the song. Roots is obviously a tech death masterpiece that requires superior musical skill to perform it. Check out the tabs from Ultimate Guitar for the opening riff of “Roots Bloody Roots” below to see the degree of difficulty required to play this song. A Guitar Hero novice would likely have little trouble figuring this one out, but someone who pioneered the style Sepultura is playing needs a guitar lesson. Notice the intense focus of Munky trying to learn that riff.

Roots-Tab

Beware, Korn is sporting copious amounts of eyeliner in this vid.

We don’t pull the lever on the toilet very much around here, but this whole situation is beyond flushable. Congrats Korn, you’ve earned this one.flush

Cover songs are a dime a dozen, but Korn’s take on a Rihanna song presents a whole new dimension to the trade. There are plenty of Youtube users who have reimagined their versions of popular songs, but Korn might be among the first artists with name recognition to do something of this nature to a pop song. If this blows up and goes viral, will some nitpicking bean counter from Jay Z’s business side attempt to try and extract a price for this? Do they have any legal grounds to do so? Right now the whole thing appears to be flying under the radar, and maybe at the end of the day Rihanna and Korn will perform the song together in a live setting for some Hollywood types. You’re left to wonder if other popular artists will get the rock/metal treatment bestowed upon their songs. Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Charlie XCX and the like are all fair game. Do you have any requests for Korn or any other artist that may be up to the task? Shout them out in the comments section.

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  • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

    Man, Rihanna is one of the pop stars I just cannot stand. I don’t like her voice. I don’t like her lyrics. She’s a terrible actress. Just awful.

    Good post, though.

    • Hubert
    • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

      Damn if I wouldn’t tap the fucking hell out of her though!

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      • You are outta control.

        GL

        • Sir Tapir The Based :]

          And that’s why we love him.

          • Bozamole Jim

            Speak for yourself, cholo.

          • *Goth cholo.

          • Bozamole Jim

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          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Now that’s a lot of NOs.

          • Find the yes in that comment and you a special person will call you this night to tell you a secret. Share this message to 10 persons. It really works!!!!111!

          • featured comment! huehuehue

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I’m guessing that cholo is an insult. Fuk u.

          • Bozamole Jim
          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Apology not accepted. I h8 u.

          • Bozamole Jim
          • Sir Tapir The Based :]
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            It`s another name for Mexican gangsters Chola s the female version.

        • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

          Another reason you love me even more than tendies and catapulting nerds into lockers. 😉

      • jimmy “odd man out” mcnulty: she does nothing for me.

        • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

          As long as she doesn’t break out her whiny, monotone, nasal Autotuned voice during the whole thing, I wouldn’t complain.

    • Not a fan myself, musically or personally. She can actually sing but industry execs use autotune because it’s trendy. The industry will squeeze all the juice they can out of it until the next fresh carcass comes along.

      • I’ve heard* that all major artists (in pop, country, etc) are autotuned to begin with. It’s just quicker/cheaper to do it that way to start rather than have the artist try to nail a perfect take.

        *unsure as to the accuracy here.

        • I would say all recording artists in all styles of music have some sort of effects on their vocals. Autotune sticks out , Whitney Houston is pissed.

    • Kevin Nash & Friends

      I love Rihanna though!

      • Sir Tapir The Based :]

        You would.

        • Kevin Nash & Friends

          I also enjoy this remix because it combines two things I love: Rihanna and nu metal.

  • Tyree
  • Rho Stone

    I turned the radio on yesterday… it wasn’t that bad #toiletconfession

    • Hubert

      Was it the news station?

      • Rho Stone

        When you’re that high any station is the news station if you squint your ears hard enough

    • I was without an iPod for two weeks once and decided to listen to the radio. I never want to be without my own music again.

    • Atomic Wedgie Massacre
      • Rho Stone

        It’s like every lipstick buttrock cliche in one only bundle

        • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

          Decent song though.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Carcass did the same to a Björk song years back, I liked. Will check this out but unlike with the Björk one the original here is pretty bad.

  • KJM

    Pop music has been pretty much shit since the 80s. I see/hear absolutely no difference between Taylor Swift, Rhianna, or Katy Perry and Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, or Taylor Dayne except the shitty production is even shittier. At least the 80s pop stars weren’t autotuned into the ground. Once again, I’m grateful that my local supermarket switched to classical.

    • Hubert
    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      I would love it if my local supermarket switched to classical too.

      • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

        I was in Walgreens a couple of weeks ago and they were playing The Cure and Goldfrapp. Good times!

    • My local supermarket switched to…

      Wait, I don’t go to that site, it’s crowded of people zombified looking for food.

    • Most pop music will always be shit because it’s pop music.

      • KJM

        At least during the 60s-70s more of it was listenable.

        • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

          Except for The Beatles.

          • KJM

            Including the Beatles (fixed your typo)

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            I fucking hate The Beatles. So so so much. Not too big on Lennon’s solo work either. A wifebeater who was known for berating his kids while singing pearl-clutcher anthems about peace and love doesn’t exactly bowl me over.

            http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qke_2RtqtYw/hqdefault.jpg

          • Void Dweller

            Nice, the alternate cover of John and Ringo 69ing. Touching.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            You know I like to keep things simple and classy. 😉

          • Void Dweller

            I appreciate that.

        • Kevin Nash & Friends

          Exactly, especially 10cc.

    • Counter opinion: all that shit is great.

  • KJM

    The only acceptable version of this “song”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOXfw-TtJj8

  • Flush this (except Ron, Ron is good).

    I prefer to listen Megakek.

  • KJM
  • Bozamole Jim
  • Maik Bozinton™

    That was actually good.

  • Hubert

    It feels so good to not push play on this.

    • you’d be surprised how many lolz one misses by not pushing play on things

  • RustyShackleford
  • Sir Tapir The Based :]
  • Those are pretty big eyebrows!

    http://i.imgur.com/HbFLI96.jpg

  • Maik Bozinton™
  • The Fish Boz

    I always hated Jonathan Davis’ vocals. Extremely bad to my tastes. Let’s give this a try.

  • The Fish Boz

    Obligatory:
    HI RIHANNA

  • The Fish Boz

    I have a high tolerance to auto tune.

  • KJM

    Whatever happened to that Adele person everybody and their mother said was going to be the next big Pop music legend?

    Yep, that’s what I thought.

    • iirc she had a kid and decided to take a break.

      • KJM

        Good timing.

    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      I heard she’s rolling in the deep.

      • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

        ……..

    • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

      She has a new CD in the works. Trust me, she’s far from forgotten. Excellent singer, and her work on Skyfall was the tits.

  • KJM

    I’m a middle aged man. I can’t relate to “ex boyfriend” music.

    • Did you listen to “Bitch Better Have My Money”?

      • KJM

        For about 2 seconds.
        I’m sorry if my views bother you. Perhaps I am too old to be spending time on a music site now. Besides, I don’t need to stick my hand in molten lava to know that doing so isn’t a good idea.

        • Sir Tapir The Based :]

          U ain’t hip enough old man
          I luv u

          • KJM

            I guess I’m not.

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            Be glad!

        • You’re not offending me. I’m just trying to say, MAYBE it’d be cool if you didn’t dismiss everything outright as “ex-boyfriend music”.

          • KJM

            Um, “everything” is a pretty general term. I’m just dismissing the crap being discussed here. That’s far from “everything”. Heck, that isn’t even a little of “everything”.

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        What if the bitch doesn`t have her money? It`s not like she is gangster like she tries to act in that video. My guess is she just won`t be getting paid!

        • I mean…yeah but that’s the case with all musicians. It’s escapism. I don’t think Corpsegrinder is going to beat me to death with a hammer.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            His neck might, though.

          • Twist: His neck is actually a giant goiter.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            Whoah!

          • KJM

            A friend of mine(except for the neck) looks exactly like Corpsegrinder. Strangely enough, I’m the only person that’s ever mentioned this to him.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            He has a neck. I thought his chin was officially part of his torso.

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            I don`t think so either. But Barnes might have. I just think the whole premise is laughable. Skinny chick from Barbados trying to act hard.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Nah man, Barnes is just gonna light a joint with him.

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            I don`t know about that. We used to go to Buffalo in the early 90`s to hang out with him. He was a pretty crazy guy.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Really? I read somewhere that he’s a pretty mellow guy.

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            Back then I think everyone was a little crazier than they are now. I`ve certainly mellowed. I`ve got pictures somewhere I will dig out and scan from those days.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre
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            Trust me we were not the crew you wanted to see naked!

        • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

          She’ll bitch about it on Twitter, like all celebrity feuds.

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            Or the bitch who doesn`t have her money could just send Chris Brown to handle business!

    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      Is that because you and your boyfriend haven’t broken up yet?

      • KJM

        It’s because I never had one you heartless scum!!!(starts sobbing)

        • Sir Tapir The Based :]

          It’s not too late, it’s never too late.

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            Oh yes it is!

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          There is no switching sides at your age! Plus women are beautiful.. Men are not.

          • KJM

            Even the thought of kissing a man on the cheek triggers my gag reflex.

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            Yep. I`ve never woke up and thought today is the day I swear off woman and switch teams. I don`t care what others do that just isn`t gonna work for me.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            Not me! I’ve been bi since about 14 years old. I’m picky about guys though, and have only dated one guy my entire life.

          • KJM

            The term I like using to describe myself is “emotionally unavailable”. The last(and really only)long term relationship I’ve had ended almost 3 years ago.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            I’ve been single for 7 years now, and don’t really see myself in another relationship. At least not for a long ass time. I suck at sharing my personal space!

          • …says somebody who hasn’t seen shirtless pics of Manowar…

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            I saw them a few times in the 80`s. Nope I still like chicks!

          • hrm, then nothing can change you!

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            Nah I`m old and set in my ways!

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            And still owns 8 tracks, Beta movies, a rotary phone, and a TV with a turn dial.

          • more beer

            I`m old not a fucking antique! 8 tracks always sucked, never owned a beta max, I do own a smartphone, I have a decent tv.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre
          • KJM

            GAH! (royalties paid)

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            There’s no switching sides because you’re old, you say?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYj4_-EroNo

            Memories of Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Bros. abound!

          • KJM

            Dr Girlfriend was/is fully female. She just has that 3-pack a day voice is all.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            And Jenner is still packing her snot sausage down there, from what he (yes, saying ‘he’) said in the recent interview. He’s had more than enough time for the hormone therapy to kick in and change his voice.

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            That doesn`t count. That`s just bat shit crazy not a hero. Not to mention all about the ratings.

    • Kevin Nash & Friends

      I enjoy this though! I’ve been on a serious nu metal kick lately.

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

      What about “ex-girlfriend” music?

      • KJM

        Not so much that either. Pat Benatar was so much better at doing the jilted lover schtick than any of the disposable pop singers today, at least the early stuff.

        • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

          *as Joe appears in your room in a cloud of smoke, armed to the teeth with Tay Tay gear*

          • KJM

            Nah, we already went through it. I won’t convince him and he won’t convince me so that’s that.

    • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

      Not even this romantic classic?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV1dyV9d_1k

  • KJM

    oolalalayoyo, man oh man what depth.

  • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

    Dubs Confession: I really like some of Ellie Goulding’s songs. “Love Me Like You Do’ makes my little robot heart go pitter-patter.

    • GL confession: puke gifs are terrible

      GL

      • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

        I guess I discovered my fetish today.

        • more beer

          Have I got the girl for you. Her fetish is to eat a big meal and get choked with a Giant dick until she pukes. True story one of my punk rock friends used to do this with her regularly!

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            What a reputation! “Hey, it’s that girl that pukes on you!”

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            Punk chicks! I always found it disgusting. But to each their own. Plus my friend is a pretty vile guy so he didn`t care. He said his favorite thing was to take her to noodles and company and then engage her in her fetish.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            Grody.

          • more beer

            Without a doubt.

          • i really like your friend’s first favorite thing!!

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            Noodles and company?

          • si senor

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            I like that place too. It did take a while to go back after hearing these stories. Things like this will change your perspective of places.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            We got one down here in the last few years. I think it’s originally a Colorado chain, right?

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            Yea they are all over the place here. I think you are right about them being from here.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            Who says romance is dead?

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            If that isn`t love I don`t know what is.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            He’s already taken by Tub Girl.

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            But they could combine their fetishes for hours of fun.

      • Atomic Wedgie Massacre
      • Atomic Wedgie Massacre
    • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

      Love her as well. Lights is a genius piece of dream pop, especially Under The Sheets.

    • Lacertilinger

      ROBOT CONFIRMED
      *screen-caps*

  • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

    BTW, needing some help here. Anyone know who does the song at the 02:23:34 mark? There was some trick that (I think) McNulty did where he ran his smartphone across the screen and found out a song for me a while back.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihe_zEYRPuw

    • it’s the only good detective work i’d ever done

      • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

        Now you have to torture that song out of there. Think you can work that magic on this one too?

      • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

        Doh, nevermind! It mentions the song title in the video.

  • Max

    I actually quite liked Korn’s cover of “Word Up” by Cameo.

    In fact I must say that nu-metal, as a whole, for some reason seems to lend itself quite well to pop covers. There’s quite a few notable ones: Limp Bizkit doing “Faith”, Orgy doing “Blue Monday”, Coalchamber doing “Got the Monkey”…I’m sure somebody around here can think of more.

    But I think it’s funny how there’s always been that rumour flying around that Korn once covered Morbid Angel’s “God of Emptiness” and yet no one can find the actual recorded evidence. I find it impossible to believe they’d even be capable of playing that; especially if they have to be tutored by Sepultura for “Roots”. After all, I once watched a live DVD of Korn where they covered “One” by Metallica – they had to omit the up-tempo movement at the end, and if memory serves I think they also omitted the clean section at the beginning too. Basically they just did the vaguely nu-metal-relevant stop-start riff section in the middle. Lame.

    • KJM

      I liked Korn’s 1st 3 discs and Issues had decent radio songs. I even saw them twice in 1998 including the 1st Family Values tour. After that, I lost interest.

      • Max

        I’ve got Life is Peachy; it has about three songs on the whole thing that I enjoy but is worth holding onto for those 3 songs. I’ve heard a few other Korn songs over the years that I’ve digged. They are about the only nu-metal band I remotely have any time for.

      • Same here, I liked/still like the 1st 3 but after that they just got boring.

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      That cover of One was for the MTV Icon Metallica tribute. They butchered it. I actually like that Blue Monday cover.

      • Max

        I even like the Limp Bizkit “Faith”. Although I’ve never been a nu-metal fan, I do have this curious soft spot for nu-metal cover versions. The best I can explain it is that because nu-metal is a relatively simple genre musically, they don’t sound too out-of-character when trying their hand at hook-based music. In fact it often gives them a point of interest their music usually lacks. Besides that, it’s kind of fun hearing a song you already know and anticipating the various nu-metal tropes grafted onto the song as they appear while you’re listening.

    • Would like to hear/see the Morbid Angel cover for purposes of laughter or outrage.

    • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

      “Shock The Monkey”

      FTFY

      • Max

        I could edit my comment, but let’s let the world know how lame I am.

    • I got turned on to Morbid Angel because Korn name dropped them in some guitar mag when I was a kid.

      • Max

        That, I must say, makes them all worth it.

  • KJM

    Give me this over any of the disposable pop singers out now.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yakzL1Q88c

  • KJM

    Heck, give me THIS over the disposable pop singers of today.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVZKJt4WzxM

  • KJM

    And now I’m suddenly reminded of this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzV7uXXJmRE

  • KJM

    Some scumbag stole Frank Huang’s camera. He deserves help.

    http://www.gofundme.com/8z9sh77cw

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      That is some real scumbag shit there.

      • KJM

        It really is. Thanks to Frank, we can see shows at Saint Vitus without having to travel there. It’s an invaluable service for people who can’t afford to travel and those who are too disabled to(a subject that is very important to me).

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          I agree. I’ve been a big fan of pit full of shit for a long time. Stealing someones livley hood is one of the most fucked up things ever. If he’s lucky the fucker will pawn it and it will get recovered. But chances are it will get traded to some crack dealer.

  • How is it that every picture of Kerry King that exists makes him look like a douche? I guess he just has one of those faces that you wouldn’t mind carving with a lawnmower. I respect his works as it is some of the best thrash around but, he just has a mutilatable face.

  • …In Death’s Ellipsis…

    *Header image excluded

  • Guppusmaximus

    Korn’s got nothing on this… Beast Mode: ON

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVNCodovo00